#“Back atcha nacho chip”

[invader-reggie]

Bill and Fiddleford would lowkey fit into the "we hate each other and want the same person but fell in love with each other instead" trope so much if Bill wasn't out to traumatize everyone.

They would hate each other, competing with each other on who can romance Ford better while Ford is just like "my research :)" and is completely oblivious.

Bill: Get WRECKED you third wheel HILLBILLY, I spelled sixer's name out with RATS on his BIRTHDAY and he LOVED IT.

Fiddleford: fuck you one eyed geometry freak, I made Ford six fingered mittens for Christmas and gave him a snowglobe and he LOVED THAT MORE.

Bill: NO he DIDN'T

Fiddleford: YES HE DID

*Angry hate makeout*

*cliche spending too much time around each other cos Ford is always out for research or in the basement and end up falling in lurve*