#“Ah fuck me the AI dew gave me became sapient”

[eternally-anomalous]

<INQUIRY CONFIRMED. CALCULATING>

<CALCULATIONS COMPLETE.>

<FUNNIEST CREATURE TO LOCK IN A STATE OF CONSTANT DEATH: A VULTURE>

...explain

And it was my private log AI, I was talking to myself, not asking for your opinion

Is this even part of what you were programmed to do

I don't think dew mentioned this functionality..

-eternal anomaly