#“...also could you just put the food in my mouth? I don't like hunting.”

[scoriarose]

Sakura is most comfortable sleeping on a memory foam bed while holding her baby toy.

Comfort and security <3

... And also warmth from her deep heat projector.

(Always use a thermostat and a heat gun to maintain proper temps!)

[eddiemunsons-missingnipple]

Eddie Munson x fem!reader

Summary: You and Eddie are guests at Joyce and Hoppers' wedding. When Eddie sees you in your dress, he can't seem to keep his hands off of you.

Warnings: slight voyeurism, fingering, squirting. Established relationship. Dirty talk, Eddie and the reader are little horny dorks in love. Also, Eddie smokes weed (not surprising for a man who carries weed in his lunchbox instead of food)

A/n18+ not proof read ignore any mistakes, please. This has been in my drafts for months now.

"Come on, babe, we're gonna be late," Eddie yelled from your shared bedroom.

He was currently trying to put his unruly curls in a low bun. He's currently wearing a black button-up shirt and black jeans with combat boots. This was your compromise since you told him no to his vest. You, on the other hand, were currently in your bathroom putting on makeup.

Usually, it takes you and Eddie both a while to get ready. You and him rushed around your trailer, trying to find something you misplaced. Your home wasn't dirty, but it could get chaotic sometimes. Eddie referred to it as "organized chaos."

"I'm going as fast as I can. ya want me looking like a clown or something? "

Today was Joyce and Hoppers' wedding day. They invited you and Eddie to come to the ceremony and reception afterward. You've known Joyce since you were a kid and would babysit for her sometimes if Jonathan couldn't. Eddie was a little too familiar with Hopper since he constantly got arrested for vandalism by spray painting his bands name on anything.

You finally finished applying your makeup, and now you hunt down to see where you hung up your dress. Rushing into your shared bedroom, you see Eddie sitting at the edge of the bed about to light up his joint. You snatch it from his lips and toss it on the bedside table. "Babe, really? Right now?"

"Don't act shocked. You know I smoke before I go anywhere." He defended and went to grab the joint from his table.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. have you seen my dress?" You asked him as he lit it up and took a puff. He immediately started coughing and choking.

Rolling your eyes, you begin to panic and search high and low for your black dress. Joyce told you it was a black tie event, and Eddie couldn't have been happier to hear that since he knew you couldn't put him in a funny little dress shirt. You ran around your home while Eddie was busy coughing up his lungs in your bedroom.

You stop and see it's been draped over the couch the entire time.

"I found it." Yelling out to Eddie. Entering the bathroom, you take your robe off and slip the little black dress over your figure.

The dress was black with spaghetti straps and a small slit up the side of your leg. Joyce helped you pick it out when all of you went dress shopping two weeks before the wedding. Eddie hasn't seen you in it yet, only seeing it on the hanger. When you emerge from the bathroom and into your room, his eyes go wide, and his mouth gapes slightly.

"Come on, we can leave now, or we'll be late." You ushered him off the bed, but Eddie immediately grabbed you from behind and nuzzled his face in your neck.

"we can be a little late." He purred in your ear.

You push yourself away from him and head to his van. The entire ride to the venue was pure torture on yours and Eddie part. With him constantly trying to rub his hand up higher and higher on your leg. You fought him off pretty good but it took everything in you to not let him pull over and fuck you in the back of his van. The way Eddie had been thinking about you when he saw you in your dress is how you have been thinking about him in his dress shirt. Especially when he decided to roll up the sleeves and expose his inked forearms. You just knew the both of you were in for a very long, long night.

His hands were roaming up and down your torso, and he stopped when he discovered your exposed thigh. He groaned and grinded into the swell of your ass. "No we gotta go."

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Now it's time for the reception which is being held outside the venue of the wedding ceremony was at. Thankful you can finally eat and drink the night away with your friends and family. Eddie had other plans for you, apparently all day long since putting on this dress, he couldn't stop touching you. His hand ran up your thigh even during the ceremony. You had to gracefully smack it away a few times when it got just a little too high, and you could see some people starting to notice. If looks could kill, Eddie would be dead before it's time to cut the cake.

The wedding was beautiful, and Joyce and Hoppers' wedding vows were so romantic even Eddie cried a little. You've never seen Jonathan and Will look so at peace now that they knew their mother was in good hands. El looked beautiful, standing next to her new mom.

Now that you're both seated and able to eat, Eddie has been preoccupied in a conversation with Steve. "Thank God for steve," you think to yourself. Now you don't have to worry about Eddie's wondering hands on you while you try to enjoy your meal.

Unfortunately, it was too good to be true because just when you thought that, he leans over and whispers in your ear, " Either you let me finger you under this table or im not gonna let you come later."

He moved away and went back to laughing after whatever Steve just told him. Acting as if he didn't just threaten you a moment ago. Pouting at the threat and also knowing he's about to finger you with all of your close friends next to you. Carefully, you spread your legs open and scoot closer to the table. You feel Eddie's hand once again creep up your thigh, only this time he didn't stop.

Eddie squeezes it a little and brushes his finger over your covered pussy. You let out a shuttered breath as he moves the lace, keeping you two a part. You try to level your breathing and focus on your food. He runs his middle finger up your wet folds and starts softly rubbing your clit. His dips, his finger lower, collecting some of your slick and brings it back up to your clit.

You whimper a little and try to cough instead, hoping no one would notice. He doesn't stop and continues to lazily rub your clit while keep his attention on Steve. You bite your lower lip when he pushes down on your sensitive bud just a little harder and rubbed it just faster. You can feel yourself getting closer that tightness in your core getting stronger. Your breathing gets heavier, and before you come, you jump up from the table and excuse yourself. Hurrying yourself inside and to the nearest bathroom. You don't pay attention to Eddie calling after you.

You're a little embarrassed at what was happening, but you also didn't want him to stop. You knew if you came at that table, you wouldn't be able to hold back any moans escaping your mouth. Eddie knew that too he knew you couldn't be quiet even if you tried. You hear a little knock at the door and hear Eddies muffled voice behind the door.

"Baby, you okay? "

Opening the door slightly, you look up at him, and he can see your dazed face, and he frowns. He pushes his way inside and pulls you in for a hug. Kissing the top of your head as he smooths down your hair. "Want to go home?"

"I'm sorry we can go home if you like." He reassured.

Shaking your head no, that's now buried in his chest. He smells good, and it somehow brings a sense of calmness to you. He sways you back and forth as you hold onto him.

"I don't wanna go home yet." Your voice muffled. He pulls back a little and kisses you on the forehead.

"Wanna continue in here, sweet thing?" He smiles and wiggles his eyebrows.

He chuckles and slowly backs you up against the wall. The cold tile against your naked back makes you jump slightly. He kisses down your neck and hooks your leg over his hip. He grinds his cock into your core as he nips and bites the tender flesh of your neck. You let out a breathy moan and move your head back to give him more access.

You look up at him and give what he asked a second thought. You wanted to continue and never actually wanted to stop. You just know you can't keep quiet, and what if someone heard you. "I'm loud, Ed. what if someone hears me?"

"I'm gonna cover your mouth with my hand so no one can hear. Kay?" He pulls away from your throat and smiles at the little marks that are starting to blossom.

Nodding your head, he brings his large ringed hand up and covers your mouth. He brings his other hand back down to your wet folds. He pushes the lace of your panties to the side and dips a finger into your tight entrance. You moan in his hand. "I can't wait to get you home. I'm gonna fucking ruin you". He whispered harshly in your ear.

You loved it when Eddie got like this so greedy with passion and lust. Not being able to keep his hands off of you. He doesn't even care about his pleasure right now knowing he's gonna get it later. Right now, it's all about you and getting you ready for what he's gonna do when you both are home.

The thought makes your pussy flutter against his finger that's currently pumping inside you. He brings another finger to join and curves them upwards inside you. The squelching sound of your pussy as Eddie fingers you bounces off the tiled walls. His fingers are relentless inside you, and you whimper against his hand as his fingers find that sweet spot inside you.

"Or should I have you crying as you bounce on it? You'd like my dirt girl?"

"I know, baby, it feels good, huh?" His grip on your mouth tightens just a little. You close your eyes when he moves your leg up higher around his waist. His fingers deeper inside you and rubbing against the spongey spot on your velvety walls.

Your pussy clenches as your slick coats his fingers and drips a little down your leg. " You gonna come for me, baby, huh?" "Fuck you're so tight I can't wait to feel you wrapped around my cock squirming under me" He grunts out.

He's breathing heavily against your ear as he continues to whispersing dirty things to you. Your legs buck, and you move to wrap your arms his shoulders for leverage. He takes his thumb and starts rubbing your clit while his fingers relentlessly fuck you. "Fuck sweetheart you're making a mess all over my hand. "

You moan his name, but it comes out muffled against his hand. Eddie give your pussy a few more strokes of his fingers. He presses and rubs that spot on your walls, and you're coming all over his hand. Leaning your head back, you cry out as you gush all over him. Clear liquid squirting out and soaking his arm and getting on his pants. Your legs almost giving out from under your as your climax washes over you. His fingers keep pumping in and out of you as you come down from your orgasm.

You grip onto him tightly and bring him closer as you ride it out. You're trying to catch your breath and keep your balance, but your legs legs feel like jello. Your mind foggy, you don't really comprehend that Eddie has been calling your name.

"Hmm, what's wrong, Ed?" Your voice sounding so sleepy and small.

"Hey, there's my girl. I thought I lost you for a second. " He said, moving the hair from out of your face. You smile and hold onto him tightly. Eddie hooks his arm under your legs and carries you out the bathroom bridal style.

"I was gonna ask if you wanted to dance now, but it seems your legs have gone all wobbly on me." He joked as he carried you outside to the van.

"I wanna stay." You whined.

"Baby, I would love to stay, but you soaked me back there." Hiding your face in his neck as embarrassment washes over you. He laughs and helps you get in the passenger side of his van.

"Can we still dance later?" You asked as he helped buckle you in.

"Yeah baby, we can dance all night if you like." Eddie said as he closed your door. He hops in the driver's seat, leaning over to give you a quick peck.

He takes off down the street, strumming softly on the steering wheel. Eventually, exhaustion from the hectic day plus the orgasm Eddie just gave you takes over. He looks over at you and smiles to himself as he makes his way back home. Eddie feels bad he'll eventually have to wake you up, but he has some promises and plans to fulfill.

[ohbo-ohno]

I know that you already answered about Reader not really having household chores, but one can imagine being a housewife as a coping mechanism in serial killer AU......

We just stay in this creepy crawly fuckhouse too long, it reeks of blood and rotten meat and bourbon and we just can't!! Begging the guys to just let us have your way, cleaning everything, burning our hands with bleach and cleaning supplies, forcing Soap to take baths with sweetly scented salts.

Ghost found out about your little hobby and calls you their adorable house wifey....you're scared and afraid and the only thing that allows to keep your mind away is cleaning and cooking and maybe even knitting((( boys getting out of their last hunt, all burly amd sweaty and covered in blood and their little pet wifey is right here, welcoming them in a clean house with ahaky hands. Ghost drops us to his lap like a cat, scrubbing our head while Soap tries to feed us, talking about how perfect their last victim was screaming.

Murder den is too clean, so now they have to drag another victim inside and gut them!! Putting our housewife skills to good use

love a good housewife kink

she needs something to do while they're "gone" all day, she'll go insane otherwise! and it's not like they give her much freedom, there isn't much around to do but cook and clean

but oh my god... the way their obsession with you would become even more deranged if they thought you were trying to take care of them.

you clutching at ghost's hands, nearly scrubbing his hands raw with how harshly you're washing away the blood. meticulous enough to get under the nails and the cuticles, in the grooves of his callouses and scars. he's just staring down at you like you're anointing him. you refuse to let him touch you if you don't get to make sure his hands are clean, and he pretends to barely tolerate it when secretly he loves the whole process

johnny could watch you cook for fucking hours. the way you hustle and bustle around the kitchen, making sure everything is being prepared at the exact right time so it's not too hot or cold for serving, or how focused you get when decorating something you've baked. he buys you a frilly little apron, makes you wear nothing else besides it and jacks off to the way your ass moves when you bend over to take cookies out of the oven.

knitting or crocheting for them :( would take a while for them to trust you with the hooks, but they would eventually. trying to discreetly figure out their measurements without asking - making larger items of clothing takes longer and therefore distracts you for longer! one day they find a whole stash of hats and mittens and sweaters and scarves :( all the gifts you've made for them :( they reward you so nicely for being so good to them <3

also - ghost keeping you captive on his lap and hand feeding you your homemade meal while he and soap talk in gruesome detail about their crimes... yeah that does it for me. you get all wiggly and whiney and he just shushes you, brushes a hand over your head and kisses your hairline, gives you another bite of food when you open your mouth to complain

[mysticficti0n]

All my attention Part 6

warnings- swearing, drinking, flirting, dirty talk to the max, Degrading but not in a mean way?

words- 3.3k

If you'd like to read the previous parts → All my attention series

a/n- so if you're new here I am British and cannot speak any German, I speak a little French, Spanish and Italian but German- no. I also do not trust Google translate so this is gonna be like an avatar thing (if you've seen the newest one Jake says that their language just became normal or something along those lines) so in reality this is all in German, you as a reader know German but, its wrote in English... make sense? no... well

(also would you guys want me to do smut for this? I don't have to if you don't want it but... I could write some good pieces for the next few chapters?????)

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backstory- you are the 5th member of Tokio Hotel and you always thought the love was equally platonic between you and a certain guitarist... but what if that all changed?

Everyone arrived by 8:50 and were all seated around a extremely large table, each family sat drinking and laughing over different things, on our side of the table (meaning me, Tom, Gustav, Gustav's grandpa, Georg and Bill) we all chatted about random ideas we had for the next shows

"good evening, could we get you all started on food?" a man around my mothers age smiled pulling a note pad out and a pen

"yes can we have-" Stefan schafer, Gustav's dad began pointing to things on the menu and pointing to the people who wanted it "-perfect thank you" the man nodded collecting all the menus in and the chatter began again, me and Tom sat across from our grandmas who were on about something they'd watched on tv

"I'm bored" Tom whispered in my ear causing me to roll my eyes

"we've been here 20 minuets" he sighed falling back into his chair and his grandma seemed to notice turning to him

"Tom- whats wrong darling?" the boy sat properly again and took a swig of his drink

"nothing just hungry" he spoke watching the old women tilt her head "...I'm bored" Catrina nodded looking to me

"you have Y/n/n for company, she's a lot of fun aren't you?" I nodded my head looking to the boy who just laughed "oh actually me and Josie were just saying- we watched your interview! with that hunky man Karter, you two looked delightful, well all of you did" she grinned rubbing my hand over the table

"yeah.." Tom trailed getting comfy again, reaching arm the back of my seat and playing with the ends of my hair "we wont be going back to him in a rush"

"why not?" my gran asked "he's a handsome man"

"nothing to worry about Nanna" I spoke smiling to her, she can become a very angry women if she found out someone did anything bad to us, she'd personally hunt them down if she could.

Time passed slowly but the smell of food only made us hungrier, Toms hand had moved from my hair to my shoulder drawing a circle over and over

"and here we are-" the same waiter came over with two others holding trays of food, there was 21 of us.. we all sat straight and the small laughter of my sister caused us all to laugh, I had the pesto tortellini with Parmesan, and many also copied me

"thank you" we all said starting our meal, I dug my fork in and bought the steamy pasta to my mouth "oh wow thats amazing" I hummed putting more onto the fork, Tom looked over then to the bowl and back to me "you chose to have the chicken Schnitzel, I said about this"

"oh please!" he moaned "one bite- you can have some chips" he quickly stabbed his fork into the fries and brought them to me "come on"

"fine" I gave into his ways and took the chips and past him my fork with the pasta on the end, he hummed a quick thank you and smiled tasting the food "good right?" Tom nodded swallowing the pasta, I turned back to eating and listening to the different conversations around the table

"you know I was thinking about something" Bill began looking down to us on the table "a tv show, like filming while in rehearsals and we could go round during tours and trying things... Felix said about it" The idea of being filmed 24/7 didn't sound fantastic, I enjoy my privacy but.. if that means we get to do fun stuff..

"who'd wanna watch us though, outside of music were just boring" Gustav added "you could do a documentary about every girl Toms fucked" Gustav's mom slammed his hand making us all laugh

"at least they'd say they came unlike the girls you've done" Tom hit back making the drummer huff "but I like the idea-" Georg nodded as well but I still sat undecided

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(okay I cba to write about the restaurant but lets say, lovely meal hugs kisses etc)

"Oh why don't we go to that bar" Simone pointed out, the bars name was naughty lad and music was booming through the walls, the boys seemed intrigued looking through the steamed windows

"I think we'll head back with the grandparents, Stella is nearly asleep so could you bring Y/n back?" my mom asked passing my sister to my dad

"sure, we'll keep her safe don't worry" David, Georg's dad spoke wrapping an arm around me "you get home and relax" with a quick hug my parents got into the car and drove away leaving me with the boys and their parents which wasn't unusual, having a younger sister makes life harder to always enjoy. Together we all walked into the bar and 'hot in here' by Nelly was blasting through the speakers

"drinks?" Bill asked pulling his wallet out "Guessing a vodka coke for you?" I laughed seeing Bill roll his eyes "you need to try more- I'm getting you something else"

"Get me whatever she has!" Tom shouted to his brother who nodded walking to the rest of the group who found themselves sat at a booth "wanna smoke quickly?" I agreed feeling his hand wrap around my wrist and pull me back out the door, he went into his pocket pulling his cigarets out and handing me one with his lighter

"thank you" I chirped lighting the end and then his "I can't get over you tonight" I spoke catching myself at the end

"its alright babe, you can take it off me later" his voice turned suggestive and a smirk plastered his face "aww turning red aren't you?" his free hand cupped my jaw and I felt my knees go weak at his touch- what was he doing

"shut up-" I groaned pushing him away jokingly "I was trying to be nice and say you look good" Toms face softened and nodded along to my words

"I know, but I just love making you all red for me" he cooed putting a hand on my waist "it makes you even more beautiful" Tom leaned in, my heart started pounding in my chest, is this what he meant by being 'worse' I knew I wanted to kiss him again as he closed the distance between us, our lips just inches apart, he hesitated. With a sly grin, he pulled back, leaving the me confused "don't want to be caught do we?" I narrowed my eyes seeing him chuckle "aw did you want me to kiss you Y/n?"

"its okay, I'll find someone in there who will" his face dropped and his grip on my only tightened "maybe I'll bring them home with us?"

"mhm... I don't think so-" The boy was cut by the long haired bassist peaking his head around the door "what?"

"drinks are here" he pulled the door open wider and the two let me in first, I pushed past people dancing along to the music and trying not to get any type of liquid on my dress, finally the booth came into view and Bill sat smiling reaching for my hand I took it and he pulled me next to him

"okay drink this first then I'll tell you what it is" he shouted over the music, I turned to the drink and saw it was a radioactive green with a yellow hue, I picked up the champagne coup and brought it to my lips taking a sip

"Ugh What the fuck is that!" I called nearly heaving at the taste of something like black liquorish

"Death In The Afternoon! I thought you'd like it!" a smile creeped onto his face as he took the glass and finished it "let me get you another one!" The boy pleaded

"come on Y/n don't be boring!" Gustav laughed swigging his arm around me

"fine but I don't want that shit ever again" soon I watched the tallest twin wonder to the bar and point to something on the menu clapping his hands as the bar man turned away "oh- whats that?" I asked seeing the black haired boy smirking holding a small glass fully yellow but with some red falling into the glass, speaking of the glass it had a slice of lemon and mint dotted on top

"this is a Mai Tai" Bill said handing me the drink and watched me as I sipped at the liquid, I hummed at the taste of Malibu and orange running down my throat

"wow this is good" I drank more seeing the singer do a small dance knowing he'd defeated my 'vodka coke' love

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I sat in the booth wedged between Simone and Bill who were laughing about something stupid and I was on my 5th mai tai giggling when something funny was mentioned, I wasn't drunk but I was tipsy, I saw Simone leave the conversation and look to the dance floor "OH MY GOD!" She got up running to the floor pulling me along with her

"SIMO-" I began but then I herd it 'don't stop the music' by Rihanna start to play, ever since the song came out earlier in the year me and her loved it, we danced around with large smiles painted across our faces "I wanna take you away Let's escape into the music DJ, let it play I just can't refuse it" Simone grabbed my hand spinning me around while still belting out the lyrics "Please don't stop the music!" we finished laughing loudly and sweat running down our foreheads I looked to the booth to see them all clapping at our stupidness we took a bow and Simone went to sit down next to her boyfriend who she wrapped her arms around and kissed making her sons cringe and I decided id go sit next to Tom- we'd barley spoke since we had that smoke out side, he was sat holding a glass of clear liquid and rolling his eyes over at his brother

"hey!" I called sliding myself next to him in the booth

"hi- you okay?" I nodded my head grabbing my drink of the table and In a quick swig finishing It off "you might wanna slow down on them" the boy laughed pulling my empty glass from me but I couldn't understand a word as the music got louder around me

"what? I didn't hear you!" he rolled his eyes but quickly moved closer, the arm around my shoulder moved to hold my bare thigh as he leaned into my ear

"I said, you might wanna slow down on the mai tai" his fingers tapped on my skin causing a odd sensation I'd never felt before shiver up my body, they danced on my leg edging to go just slightly under my skirt but he stopped everytime

"oh-oh yeah... well wanna go to the bar and help me chose something different?" Tom nodded and the two of us stood back up, he grabbed my hand, closing his fingers tightly around mine and pulled me through the crowd, yanking me when I stopped, as we got to the bar he pulled me a bar stool out making me sit in front of him while he stood close behind, his stomach on my back and his one hand on my waist

"you like the fruitier cocktails right?" I nodded my head looking at the menu and something caught my eye- The Blue Hawaii, rum, vodka Blue curacao, pineapple juice and Lemon juice

"I think I want the blue Hawaii!" I looked back to the dreaded boy who nodded his head pulling his wallet out "no Tom, let me pay!" I hurried into my purse to grab the €10 I needed

"Y/n fuck off, I'm buying me and drink and you one- put the money away" he huffed grabbing my money and shoving it back into the bag "let me treat you babe" my heart ached at the words and so I let him do what he wanted and I just leaned back on him and waited to be served. The bartender finally turned to us and grabbed a bottle of something "erm can we have a blue Hawaii and a vodka cranberry, thanks" Tom handed the money over me, his chest pressing on me and his other hand back on my thighs for support

"be 5 mins" the man behind the counter said before walking off to the other side of the bar

"I need a piss, stay here don't move alright?" Tom commanded, quickly patting my head like I was some kind of dog and running to the bathroom, I sat kicking my legs watching others conversations and giggling to who ever they're with

"hey.. anyone sitting here?" I turned to a voice I'd never herd before and saw a man stood there holding a empty glass

"no! you can sit don't worry" a small laugh left him and he perched onto the chair and I finally got to see his face, He's very good looking, I couldn't help but admire his features. something about him that made him stand out from the rest, his black hair and brown eyes. His hair is perfectly styled in little waves along his head, and it shines in the light. I found myself staring to his smile. It's warm and inviting, i can't help but smile back. It's infectious.

"thanks, I'm Brandon- thought I'd introduce myself so I'm not creepy" I laugh at him as I turn to speak to him better

"oh I'm Y/n, my seat will be free soon once me and my mate have our drinks" I spoke still just admiring him, it might've been the alcohol but he was gorgeous

"shame, I'm enjoying this- little old me speaking to a beautiful girl.. I say old- I'm not I'm 19, you?"" I blushed to his words

"oh 17 but I get mixed up with being either 23 or 13 most days" he chuckled at my comment

"where you from anyways?"

"Leipzig, you?" he nodded his head

"Dresden" we kept speaking till mine and Tom's drinks arrived and I quickly grabbed them "so who are you here with?"

"just my friends and some family- celebrating coming home- actually my friend should be here soon" I looked back and I saw Tom staring at me with a scowl across his face "oh erm, he's over there so I might see you later?" I smiled grabbing the drinks off the table

"yeah sure, maybe I can get your number and we could go out for drinks?" he sounded so sweet and eyes bright with hope, but I knew I had to be careful giving my number out for security reasons and also I think Tom would kill me

"maybe yeah!" I laughed it off as I walked over to he boy who looked through me to Brandon, crossing his arms "how long were you stood watching me?" I asked passing him his drink

"long enough" his seriousness scared me, what was his issue "he really liked you didn't he? eyes wondered you like a fucking map" he spat gulping his drink basically in one

"Tom I think you're being a bit dramatic, he didn't even flirt with me" it was a partial lie as he did ask for my number...

"still-" I saw the guitarist sulk a little sipping the last of his drink and staring into the distance and that when I realised it

"are... are you jealous?" his eyes shot up to me but he didn't fight my words, and I wanted to keep pushing him "come on, you can tell me" I fluttered my eyelashes at the boy who just looked away, without thinking my hand reached for his jaw and brought his gaze back to me, I was shocked with myself but I couldn't lose my control now "look at me when I'm talking to you" I spoke closer to him in a low whisper, his eyes seemed deeper and narrower, I was doing it "you don't like it when I speak to other guys hm? don't like them looking at me, thinking of me...touching me" I let the last words roll of my tongue and I could see behind his stare he was getting angrier "talk to me pretty boy"

My hand was swatted from his face as Tom pulled me by my wrist back into the cubicles, each small individual rooms with a crappy dim light glaring into the room, hurriedly we went to the first unlocked block and slammed the door closed and he locked it with a click, my back pressed against the cold tile wall and Tom stood over me I close my eyes as his lips press against mine. His hands moved around my waist, pulling me closer to him. I could feel the heat radiating off of his body as he wrapped his arms around me. His lips soft and perfect, his breath warm on my skin. I can feel my heart racing as we move together, our bodies intertwined. His hands move higher, caressing my back as we kiss. I can feel my skin tingling with anticipation as I move my hands up his chest, exploring his body. I can feel the electricity between us, the passion rising.

"You- you are a little cunt sometimes" I feel him smile into my cheek pressing kisses into my skin "but.. fuck we both know you'd never want them...as much as you want me" I hold my breath at the feeling of him humming into my ear, my arms tangle around his neck pulling him back to my lips "god you are so desperate for me" I pull back slightly opening my eyes and seeing a smirk plastering his face

"who's the one that dragged me into here?" he tilted his head in agreement but I could wait any longer, our lips smashed back together and our bodies collided once again, hungrily I moved down to his jaw peppering the line with kisses and edged down to his neck, my lips danced around until I reached just below his ear and his grip on me tightened and a noise threatened to escape his throat, I dove back into the spot sucking and pecking at it, hearing him struggle and try pry me off

"fuck Y/n- please" he begged "shit... I-I" his stuttering made my heart swell and I pulled away to see small beads of sweat forming, I looked to his eyes and they were full of glazed tears of lust

"aw- I'm sorry, didn't you like it?" I played with a strand of his hair as he shook his head no

"I fucking loved it" his lips landed back on me as he groaned into the kiss, I smiled feeling his hands go under my thighs and lift me onto his hips, my dress pushing up revealing the red panties I put on earlier "shit you are so hot" the boy whined kissing my chest, nibbling lightly at the skin

"ah- Tom" His eyes caught mine again and smile only spread further, my hands grabbed his shoulders pushing myself up and he only toyed with me more, licking my skin that was sore from being between his teeth and small noises seeped from my mouth only pushing him further "shit... Fuck Tommy- I..." his nickname came out so naturally but in the sluttiest moan I'd ever done

" God Y/n, I don't what the first place we fuck to be in a bathroom baby, so keep that pretty little mouth quiet because you're making it so hard to keep that from happening" my heart nearly exploded out my chest, I went like putty, foreheads knocking together at his words, Tom caught my lips In one last sweet kiss and put me back onto the floor "so beautiful-" Tom whispered into my ear one last time before pulling away still holding my waist

"only for you" I smiled kissing him once more again before we stood there holding each other panting and puffy lipped

[pinetrees-in-the-water]

what if ej x gn blind reader??😏

Anon your brain is so huge.... Im basically writing fanfic here but AAAAAAA

(Edit: Oh my god I noticed the smirking emoji way too late yall please be specific with wanting NSFW or SFW I was well Into fluff territory before I realized and I still can't tell what anon means, but SFW and NSFW under the cut)

Thank you for the request!!

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◇EJ x GN! Blind Reader◇

• So EJ CAN see but his vision is more akin to like...cat night vision. Only sees in shades of gray.

• Basically the man is colorblind.

• He takes advantage of it and only hunts in the night, scouting out houses for possible victima to soothe his demonic hunger or or contract kills for The Operator.

• So when he's creeping around a what he thinks is an abandoned house and sees you walking around in the dark, his heart stops.

• Naturally, being blind has led to your other senses improving over time and you're barely able to hear a creak that DEFINATELY wasn't you.

• You grab the kitchen knife and reach for your phone in your pocket just in case you need to dial a neighbor or the cops.

• You hadn't turned around yet so EJ didnt notice you were blind, he tried silently moving towards you to knock you out when-

• "DON'T COME ANY CLOSER I CAN HEAR YOU!" You swung around with the knife in your hand. EJ saw your closed eyes and realized his mistake.

• "Hey hey Im sorry. Im not gonna hurt you. Ill get out right now." He pretty much bolted out the window leaving you confused.

• You DID call someone over to check and yeah...he left.

• Weeks later you found a note in braille at your door apologizing for the incident, you were shocked at the amount of effort this intruder was taking to amend his actions, he also explained that he'd been completely blind before and understood how terrifying it must have been.

• You don't know what possessed you but you wrote back and left your letter in the same place you found his. Thus started a pattern of you both writing back and forth.

• Eventually you both came to care alot for each other, you found out he was a part of a sort of task force and had killed before, but he wanted to "Spare you the gory details" so you didn't find out more for a while.

• He started helping you in small ways, fetching you groceries, running small errands since it was a hassle to get around with your condition, you aporefuated the kindess that was rare from other people. And slowly started falling for him, and maybe it was the way he wrote, soft yet deep voice or his constant compliments but it felt like he was falling for you too.

• Even though you couldn't see him, you wanted to meet him again in person (without the breaking and entering) and tell him how you felt. And so you did.

• He agreed but something was off even as you both laughed in the kitchen while baking, his hands..no his skin was ice cold. And even if he was talking and laughing with you he seemed unusually nervous, you could hear the tapping off his foot.

• When yoy asked him if somethibg was wrong he couldn't take it anymore and broke. He told you about his past and qhen he was turned in college, the ritual that put a demon inside of him and how he had no choice but to break into morgues and scout for the "morallly corrupt" so the demon had a source of food, it had turned him into a cannibal.

• At first you thought he was making fun of you and that it was some kind of joke, but before you could get mad his chilled hands took yours.

• "Do you trust me? Ill show you... I promise im not lying"

•You dont know what made you say yes but you did. He took your hands and put them on his face so you could feel his features which were definately human..and after you were done his face started to morph, skin splitting and his jaw unhinging to reveal what felt like razor-sharp teeth.

• His mouth closed as soon as it opened. He tried pulling away and running but you didn't want him to this time.

SFW:

• As said above Jack loves providing acts of service for you. Groceries? Cooking? Cleaning? call him your malewife because he's doing ALL of it.

• Of course he doesn't treat you like some helpless child and respects when you qant to do things yourself but still always offers just in case.

• After you both properly get together and you know his past hes noticibly more physically affectionate while making sure not to startle or scare you with sudden touches.

• Takes EXTRA precaution to make sure youre out of The Operator's radar since youre at a bit of a disadvantage (a tad overprotective)

• kisses you on your eyelids (kicking my legs and screaming)

NSFW:

• Regardless of who he's with he's a soft dom (Im tired of yall slandering my man's name HES A SWEET BOY.)

•Jack is so gentle. Mainly because he's terrified of doing something wrong.

•He's a big boy at 6'5 so a good chance hes taller than you, and hes somewhat muscular too so he's aware theres a huge imbalance in your relationship and checks in on you every once in a while to make sure youre okay with him doing anything.

• He has 3 tongues.....need I say more?

•Goes down on you VERY often, somwtimes gets a bit carried away and overstimulates you

•Even if you can't see him he ALWAYS ALWAYS compliments how pretty/handsome you look during sex.

• Sensory deprivation but just....always.

• Despite being majorly soft that doesn't mean hes not an absolute tease in bed. 100% makes you beg. And definately takes advantage of tue fact that you cant see what he's gonna do next.(Will feel guilty if you accuse him of bullying you for being blind)

[the-doctor-3000]

Hello, can I request a Lion-O x fem reader.

A Fluffy Isekai, like reader was a human nerd who loved learning about animals and plants~ spending most her time camping, but ended up having an accident one day, then waking up in Third Earth.. she’s fascinated by this new world, ends up specializing in wilderness survival, learning about every species of plant, what’s edible and what’s not.. eventually coming across the Thundercats when foraging. She helps them with food and medicine, with Panthro asking if she’d join them. (He’s sick of the gang complaining about his cooking.. and her food was really good.) she agrees, having grown a bit lonely on her own, and smitten shenanigans between her and Lion-O begins

A/N: I am so sorry for taking so long to write this! I was experiencing a writer's block! Also, since you didn't specify whether you wanted it to be hcs or a one-shot, I decided to do a mix. I will be doing the hcs part in 2nd pov, but you can send me a message to change it if you want. I hope you enjoy it! And again, sorry!

Warnings: Fluff, my knowledge about camping (and things related to it) is non-existent, so I had to do some research - I apologize if they are not accurate. For those who also have no knowledge about it, please do not listen to the things that will be written in this fic as they may as well be false and read a book about it instead, or listen to a professional.

Found Love In The Wild

Y/n groaned as she felt a bright light on her eyes. She cracked them open with great difficulty. She sat up slowly, and her vision focused. She could see that she was in the middle of a desert. She rubbed her eyes and then looked again. She wasn't hallucinating. She was indeed in a desert. 

She stood up, stumbled a little as she did, and took another look at her surroundings. Her eyes were half closed from the sun, her fists on her hips as she looked around for any signs of life. How did she even end up there? She could've sworn that she was on her way with her friend to camp in the woods. 

She pinched herself to see if she was dreaming but nothing. She did it again, and still the same result. She trembling nodded to herself as she tried to take deep breaths.

"Okay, okay, okay." She muttered to herself. "So this just happened. Don't panic, y/n. Everything will turn out fine." She removed her shirt and tied it around her head. "Okay. Now I need... I need..." She snapped her fingers, trying to remember the next thing to do when you're lost in the desert. "Water! I need to find water, food, and shade!"

Once she found them - with great difficulty since the dessert was really huge and it wasn't easy at to find what she needed - she decided to build a makeshift tent because it was getting dark soon. 

The next few days have been rough, but she tried to adjust as she explored. She used whatever she had and found in order to survive. At first, she had to deal with food and hydration. She never expected anything to attack her— Well, actually no, she did think that she might have to defend herself against wild animals, but she never thought that the animals would be humanoid lizards with deadly weapons almost identical to the ones humans have.

She started making her own weapons ever since the first interaction. She would even try to camouflage herself in order to avoid confrontation, if possible.

One day, in the woods, while she was hunting for food, she came across a group of cats. A tiger, a cheetah, two small wild cats (she thought), a panther, and a lion. There was another one, one who appeared to be the size of a pet. The creature was on the ground, laying with its belly up. It groaned in pain.

Y/n approached the group. Her footsteps had become as light feathers. She learned that during her time in the wild. She put her hand on its forehead to check its temperature.

They all looked at her, noticing her presence, and most of them were ready to attack her. She gently opened its mouth and sniffed a little.

"They ate holly berries." She spoke, ignoring the way they reacted. The small creature's stomach growled a little, and its face became green. It groaned in pain. "Can someone please fetch me some water?"

The cheetah female reacted fast to her request and brought her a flask. Y/n then put the creature in a better position so it wouldn't choke. The creature puked on her, and she winced a bit in disgust, but she didn't pull away as she patted it on the back. It was better if it threw up rather than hold it in. Once the vomit was over, she helped it drink water.

When it started feeling better, y/n gently wrapped her handmade cloak around it. 

Now that their friend was alright, the interrogation began from the tiger. Humanoid, too. "And who exactly are you?"

Y/n looked at him, but the humanoid lion responded. "Easy there, Tygra. She helped Snarf."

"She still could be one of his spies."

Y/n sighed as she stood up and said. "I assure you, I am no one's spy. My name is y/n." She then pointed at Snarf. "May I know who the idiot who thought it was a good idea to feed them holly berries might be?"

All of them turned to the bigger cat, the panther. He responded. "Hey! How was I supposed to know it would be poisonous!?"

The lion male looked at y/n, fascination in his eyes. "How were you able to tell, though?"

"I've had some previous experiences, but I also had to learn in my time in this place as it seems that I am trapped here."

"Trapped here?" The cheetah female asked curiously.

"This world. Where I am from... well... let's just say that it's nothing like here." Y/n did not know how to describe her situation to them and if they would even understand it. "To keep it short, I am from another dimension, and I have no idea how to get back, and–" She stopped as she sniffed the air and covered her nose. "What is that disgusting smell?"

The cubs laughed at that. "That would be Panthro's cooking!"

"You brats—!" Panthro said with a glare. Y/n walked up to the cauldron. There was a soup of sorts inside. She took a spoon and tasted it. Tears formed in her eyes as she made a sour expression. She covered her mouth with a gag. "Oh, c'mon! It's not that terrible!" 

Y/n did not even bother addressing him. She looked at the others and sighed. She then searched through her bag and took out some peppercorns. She put some in the soup, ignoring Panthro's protests, and started mixing.

She added some other herbs that the others had never seen before, and when she was done, she called them to eat.

Everyone appeared to be extremely satisfied with the results. Even Panthro, although he wouldn't admit it. The red-headed male came up to her with a smile.

"Hey, thanks for helping Snarf and for the food." 

Y/n returned the smile. "I am pleased that my assistance is appreciated."

"Sorry about Tygra." He said apologetically. "He doesn't trust easily."

"I've noticed."

He put out a paw for her to shake, which she did. "I am Lion-O, by the way." He then gestured to the others, one by one. "These are Panthro, Wilykit and Wilykat, Cheetara, Tygra, and Snarf."

Y/n nodded. "Interesting names for interesting... uhm... people." They stopped shaking hands. "I better get going. It was nice to meet you all. Well... most of you."

"You could always join us!" Wilykit chimed into the conversation with her brother. 

"Yeah!" Wilykat added on, nodding in agreement. "We could really use someone with healing abilities!"

"And someone who knows how to actually cook, too." Kit said in a feign whisper.

"Hey! I heard that!" Panthro shouted in the distance, offended.

Y/n looked at the others, if they were okay with that. They didn't seem to hold any objections to this. She spoke. "I don't see why not. It's not like I have places to be, and it has been quite lonely lately—"

Kit and Kat, as they told her to call them, cheered in happiness.

And that's how it all began. The day you joined the Thundercats. 

And of course, it didn't take long for the lion prince, now king, to start falling heads over heels for you.

I want to safely assume that it would be a 'he fell first, she fell harder' scenario. Mostly because I am one hundred percent sure that Lion-O would be the first to have a crush on his significant other. Plus, I think it would take lots of time for a human to fall in love with a... humanoid cat. (Wow... what a sentence 😂😭)

Anyway, moving on!

When you both started having a crush on each other, it would be so obvious to everyone, but you two. 

I think the reason would be insecurity.

Though after you get over that and do confess to one another, you two are very lovey dovey.

You two would hold hands whenever you walked side by side, felt threatened, or generally. 

After finishing a conversation with the entire team or just the two of you, you will give him a peck on the cheek and walk off. 

The twins would probably find it cute until you kiss in front of them. 

Lion-O loves hearing you talking about the things you like and whenever you all aren't in danger, he takes you on picnics and camping – a little further from the Thundertank just in case Mumm-Ra's forces attack – for dates.

He wants to show you that he listens to you.

Sometimes, he will often try to recreate some of your favourite memories from your world or even attempt to bake your favourite sweets with Panthro.

Which ends in disaster, but you still love the gesture.

[captain-mj]

I know you just posted it like 3 hours ago, but I loved your knight König and monster Horangi work! Could you write more for it pls? 👉👈

For you anon, I'll do it <3 Previous part

König did visit Horangi a few days afterwards. He brought sugar buns this time since he was pretty sure Horangi hadn't eaten very much besides what he could forage or hunt. Sugar buns were always a fun snack.

It had taken a while for him to make them, but he did. He cooked the bread and dusted sugar over all of it. Then he filled it with creamed butter and sugar. Just a layer inside so it wasn't too sweet.

He also wore something a bit nicer this time instead of his armor. His hood stayed on though.

It took him a while to get all the way up the mountain again, but like before, there were no animals that could cause him any problems.

Horangi appeared almost immediately, but he was so quiet, it still startled König. He looked at the basket König was holding.

"Sugar buns!" König said, trying to sound excited. He uncovered it and watched Horangi light up. "For you."

Horangi grabbed one of them. They had gotten slightly cold from the journey but they were still soft. He watched, fascinated as he tore them apart and started to eat it. König had made them himself so he had put some creamed sugar in the inside and Horangi noticed. He started to eat happily, giving König a good glimpse at his teeth.

They were large and cat like. No. Tiger like. That was better. Stripes across his cheeks as well. They were gorgeous. Horangi's eyes caught him and his tongue flicked out to get the rest of the sugar off his lips.

König immediately handed him another one and sat down on a nearby rock to tuck into one of the rolls himself. Horangi watched into him quietly before sitting next to him.

They almost touched. It absorbed most of König's thoughts, the fact that they were so close he could feel the warmth off of him. Horangi felt warmer than any normal human he knew.

Slowly, very slowly, König leaned in just a little and almost on cue, a wind washed through the area that made him shiver.

"Cold, König?" Horangi looked up at him.

"Yes." König said immediately, half hoping Horangi would lean in more.

Instead, Horangi slipped the robe he was wearing off and put them around König. He luckily wore pants underneath but his chest was bare. König felt his mouth go dry. Horangi really did look gorgeous. His body was very toned and with his scars and...

...

"You have a tail?"

"Yes." It twitched as Horangi spoke. "They're like my ears. Just appeared when I was cursed."

König watched the tip twitch a little, almost as if he was irritated. "I see. It's cute."

Horangi shoved a sugar bun into his face immediately to avoid having to talk to him. His face turned slightly red, eyes glancing away from him.

König smiled a little, blushing under his mask. He only lifted his hood slightly to eat before putting it back down.

"Why are you covering your face? You can't look worse than me."

''Oh I don't... take it off. Ever."

"Why? Scarred? Hideous?" Horangi passed no judgement, just seemed curious.

"Something like that..." König did find himself very gross. Broken nose, freckles, red spiky hair he could never get to sit down. It always stuck up in every direction and even though it was longer now, it still stuck up everywhere.

Horangi immediately leaned in. "Let me see."

König stared into his eyes. The pupils had moved to filled his iris until only the slightest amount of color showed, like a cat about to pounce.

"I don't think that's a good idea... I am..." He glanced down.

Horangi hummed. "You came to visit me. Brought me food. Are we friends then?"

"I would like to think so."

"Then can I please see you?" Horangi tilted his head down so he was back in König's line of sight.

König found his hands lifting slowly to his hood. He carefully took his hood off so Horangi could see him.

"Ah."

König's heart sank. "Oh?" He glanced up nervously and saw Horangi staring at him. There was something in his eyes. A hungry look that swept over his features with fervor.

"You're not hideous at all. Small scar, but I think it makes you look distinguished." Horangi grabbed König's chin firmly and then gently traced the scar. König tried to squirm away but Horangi's grip was too strong.

"Ah, bitte, let go." König felt so flustered and he wasn't used to such examination.

"What does bitte mean?"

König blushed harder and stilled after a moment, realizing escape was impossible at this moment. "Means please." He didn't have his weapon or his gear and even if he did, he wasn't sure if he had it in him to force Horangi to let him go.

Horangi nodded and tilted König's face side to side so he could look at him closer. He then let go. "Pretty boy. I like the way you look. Shouldn't hide under the hood all the time.",

König had butterflies in his stomach. He was bright red, so red in fact that his freckles disappeared mostly. "I... Um..."

"Are you okay? You look shy." Horangi leaned in, mostly naked body all for König to see. He yanked away and looked off, blushing hard.

König looked down at the ground and blushed more. "I.... I am fine."

They sat together a while longer and watched clouds. König found himself glancing at Horangi before accidentally making eye contact and immediately he kept staring at the clouds.

"Do you see shapes in them?"

"Yes. That one looks like a boat." König pointed it out for him. Horangi smiled and moved so he was laying down on the rock they were on. He tugged König down so he was laying down to. He gave him his robe back, claiming he had warmed up.

Horangi pointed at one. "That one looks like a crown."

König smiled softly and stayed for a while. He felt his eyes start to get heavy and reluctantly he got up. "I think I need to head back."

Horangi nodded and stretched. "Do you like fish?"

"I do...."

"I'll catch some for you when you come back."

"I'll bring you more food too." König promised.

Horangi kissed König's hand and handed him back his hood. He slipped it on so Horangi wouldn't see him get flustered from the indirect kiss.

[candied-boys]

Catboy Charles x F! Reader - Part 6

Tags: fluffy fluff, Charles likes his kibble still but not his clothes

Part 5

You did try to hide the kibble while he was napping. You really did. But it would seem his scent perception is just as good as a human as it was as a cat, and he easily finds the sealed bag under the kitchen sink behind the garbage pail while you're busying yourself hanging up the wet laundry.

“Are you hungry?” you ask when you return to the kitchen to put in another load only to find him sitting cross-legged on the hardwood, munching on handfuls of the stuff with a giddy smile like it's a bag of popcorn and not pet food.

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“A little,” he answers meekly after the plastic crinkles loudly as he clutches it to his chest like you're going to rip it out of his hands.

You suppose he isn't used to asking for food since you always just left a bowl out for him to graze on throughout the day. Now you're going to have to feed him yourself, but the problem is what. He didn't like much of what you gave him at lunch, and beyond those fishy tubes snacks you don't know what he genuinely likes.

Kneeling down next to him you ruffle his hair, then reach into the bag to try one for yourself. Maybe it'll give you a clue as to why he's so fond of it.

It's not helpful. It literally just tastes like salt and dry cornmeal with a hint of mystery meat. You don't buy the cheapest, but you really can't afford the top grade food that's only sold at the vet's.

Sitting down and leaning into the cupboards with him, you pull out your phone and start looking up what cat food is made of, what cats eat on a natural diet, what they like and what they don't like. Unsurprisingly, the answer is mostly meat. Much to your disbelief, however, apparently cats can't taste sweetness. Entirely derailed by curiosity, you pull out a bag of candy you keep hidden in the back of the pantry and unwrap one each.

“Try this Charles and tell me if you like it!”

He takes it willingly and pops it in his mouth, but just shrugs after chewing.

When you ask what he tastes his answer is simple.

“Kind of like my food I was just eating?” With which he takes another handful of kibble and begins munching again.

You try again with a few grapes, but he's even less impressed. He doesn't mind the crackers, but he isn't fond of nuts. You already know he likes dairy and won't eat salad. Debating what vegetables might be palatable, you end up thinking about what pairs well with meat and stumble upon steak and fries, which are salty and bland like his kibble. Not as crunchy, but maybe he'd like it.

“I'm going to run out and pick up some dinner for us. Could you wait to eat more until I get back? If you don't like what I bring, you can keep eating your kibble,” you offer tentatively.

Charles nods and reluctantly hands you the bag, round eyes looking up into yours as he asks sheepishly, “Will I have to use a fork again?”

“Maybe, but you'll be okay, Minou,” you tell him truthfully and kiss his cheek.

At the same brasserie where you first met your little kitten, you order steak frites and also decide a hamburger might be a good backup too. While they prepare the order, you visit the corner store to hunt for anything else he might like - jerky, crisps, yogurt, dehydrated vegetables, and so on until your arms are full.

When you get home you nearly trip over Charles, who is lounging in the entranceway. You forgot your cat always waits for you by the door. You remind yourself you're going to have to talk to him about that, and many, many other things at some point.

But first, food.

Dinner passes with more ease than lunch. He likes the steak better, but ends up eating both the slices of meat and the fries with his fingers after watching you dip your potatoes in ketchup without touching a fork.

Exhaustion settles in sooner than most nights, and you find yourself washing up and showing him how to brush his teeth by nine o'clock. It turns out that, just like his tongue, his teeth are more catlike than human too. Though when you count them you find out he has thirty, which is more than you after getting your wisdom teeth removed.

With a few too many questions swirling in your head, you tell Charles through a yawn that you'll sleep on the sofa today.

“Okay me too,” he smiles contentedly.

“No, I meant you sleep in the bed and I'll sleep on the sofa, Charles,” you correct yourself.

“Why? We always sleep together…” Those round eyes and floppy tail are all too familiar.

“Yes, but you were smaller.”

Disappointment tugging his ears down now too, he protests, “There's enough room for two on the bed. You sleep with other guys on the bed.”

It's true. You sleep with total strangers from time to time, but that's precisely because you don't live together and have to face them the next day that you can. But trying to explain the complexities of maintaining a platonic relationship with the opposite sex while sleeping together in the same bed sounds like a horrible idea right now.

“You're not going to let me sleep alone, are you?”

“No. I want to sleep with you like always. I hate being alone…”

Relenting, you abandon the sofa in favour of the bed, eagerly crawling beneath the covers to embrace slumber.

“Why are you wearing clothes to bed? You never wear clothes…” you hear Charles ask as you pull up the blanket.

“Because you're here…” you mumble.

“I've always been here…”

“Yes…” Words are starting to fail you. “But anyway, this is more comfortable today.”

“Okay. Can I take mine off now? They're really uncomfortable…” he asks softly, clearly worried you'll say no.

Hardly awake, you don't even know what the question was by the time you answer, “Mhm, whatever you want, Charles.”

Part 7

[dairyfreenugget]

That oc with pk is absolutely adorable! What’s the lore for that au and how they got together, if you don’t mind me asking?

Sorry this is a bit late, but thank you!

This is basically a little post game ending AU I made with @demonicintegrity 's help except PK survives (and I also frankenstained our messages together so hopefully it's a coherent story)

Anyway this is super long so I'm putting it under read more

Hollow is sort of aimless and doesn't know what to do with themself now that they've served their purpose so they just. Wander. Until they meet PK and basically decide hey I'm his knight, knights are supposed to protect their kings right? I'll just follow him. Meanwhile, PK's having an awful time and doesn't want anything to do with Hollow but the stubborn bug will. Not. Leave. Him. Alone.

PK also wants them to not be subservient to him and be an actual person and shit but he doesn't know how to go about making that change. First option was avoiding them so they had no choice but to make their own decisions but they just wouldn't. Piss. Off. Second option was just ordering them to be a person. He's not the best at this

Hollow just interprets any suggestion of his as an order and it's one hell of a battle to change that. PK and Hornet essentially try to teach Hollow how to be a person, with mixed results.

Hollow also has a lot of mixed feelings. Hurt and anger mixed with wanting affection and comfort from their parents mixed with feeling they don't deserve that affection and putting them up on a pedestal and treating them as gods and royals instead of parents, any kind of attention or care feels blasphemous to them. They're stubborn and think very badly of themself, still clinging to this idea that they're a tool and are meant to serve. Hell concoction!

They get out of it but. It takes lots of work.

First time they disagree with PK and have an argument, he genuienly celebrates after he cools off. FINALLY they're not just going with anything and everything he says! If only this argument wasn't about Hollow's worth, but...you know. Two step forward one step back.

Hollow also has a mouth now, one The Radiance made. The bottom of their mask shattered to make room for it. They also now have a voice, raspy, rough and painful, and mostly unused because they hate it.

So the first time they use it around PK it's a shock for him

Hollow: Can you stop fucking pacing? The tap tap tapping is going to give me a migraine

PK: Oh, very sorry I just- YOU TALK?

Hollow, nodding:

Pk: since when!?

Hollow: ….. since She was using me to scream

Pk, slapped in the face:

But! On the plus side, now they can eat and taste things. PK's new favourite hobby is getting them new meals to try...for better or for worse,

PK, finding a VERY bitter fruit: "....Hey Hollow, wanna try something?"

Hollow makes a face and that's probably the first time they heard their father genuienly laugh

Proceeds to eat fruit out of his hand like a horse.

And then just. Keeps the fruit there after one chew.

“….. you can spit it out if out if you need too.”

“………. -slowly let’s it slide out of mouth and onto the ground-“

Looks at their father with an absolute look of betrayal

“……..”

“…….. some people like bitter fruits.”

"You could have warned me. You knew."

But their favourite food is berries :] Any berries, as long as they're not bitter. Will wat them right off the branches, often with leaves and stuff because they don't feel like picking them off.

He ans Hornet also teach Hollow how to hunt. And they proceed to hunt regularly for their entire family (the poor tiktik population...)

They just drop a dead bug on their mother's lap all proud and she makes a face

WL: Thank you, but-

PK, through their mind link: DON'T YOU DARE

WL, also through their link: But I don't need to eat with my mouth!

PK: THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT, LOOK AT THAT FACE!

Hollow, waiting for the rest of her sentence: …….?

Wl: …. I’ll get to it in a moment dear, not super hungry at the moment

Hollow, still pleased with this:

PK helps her burry it so she can absorb it through her roots

PK eventually tells them and they start burying their kills and helps PK keep the soil nutrients rich for their mum

At least once a day Wl looks down and feels hollow digging a hole for their kill for her

Eventually she pats their head and tells them that decomposition, even with her roots, isn’t as fast as eating. So she really doesn’t need a substantial kill each day

Starts giving their dad kills every day instead

Pk, internally wondering about the ecological impact his kid might be having:

Hollow is an invasive species

Gets them to be occupied with something

But their family quickly tries to figure out a different possible hobby before they decimate the local wildlife population

Hornet and Pk at least keep moving around so they have to spend time finding them

Hornet: one day you’re gonna get caught in one of my traps I swear

Hollow: Nu uh

OH PK trying to get them to treat him like family and not authority and I think Hollow going to sleep in the nest he made for them right next to his would be a pretty big step

Because previously being close to him felt wrong, blasphemous, knights aren't supposed to sleep in the same den as their Kings, they're supposed to have their own quarters

Especially since they’ve never really. Seen him sleep before

After first they’re tempted to sit up, still play guard, but Pk tells them to lay down and rest. Put that fucker in a headlock because they absolutely will follow their old programming otherwise

Pk opens eye and sees they’re laying down but clearly just watching him and not actually sleeping.

Just baps their face.

“Sleep”

And keeps his hand their as he closes his eyes

His hand fits squarely between their big eyes

A scene I thought up that I kinda wanna draw (but probably won't)

Hollow's going Through It and PK doesn't know what to do so he just wraps himself around them and hopes physical contact will help calm them down

This is the first full on affection he showed to them aside from that one time he kept his hand on their head as they slept

And Hollow just. Starts crying

They don't know why, their chest just feels tight and...hurts. They didn't realise how much they just wanted a hug from him all these years

"...D...dad..." They croak out in their broken, rough voice between their sobs

It felt like a hit aimed right at his heart, clawing his chest open. They never called him that before. He curls tighter around them and shifts to place a gentle lick on their forehead

"Shhh," He nuzzled them, "It's okay. It's okay, Hollow. I'm right here."

Hollow chewing PK's tail like one of these necklace stim toys and PK doesn't mind because his chitin is extremely hard

He's just doing his own thing while his kid is chewing and growling

PK absentmindedly moving his tail while he works on something and Hollow's playing with it

He only notices when he moves it further than usual and Hollow zooms across the den to catch it

Looks over and Hollow's staring at his tail like O_O

Has to move his tail a couple times to confirm that yes, hollow is zooming

“You’re just like your sister when she was little” (Bold words from somebody who would also get zoomies if his wife put a root in front of his face)

Hollow is also only a nickname, they don't have a proper name and go by their title The Hollow Knight. Others aren't happy about it either but Hollow doesn't care about picking a name. File this in your brain for later, it'll be important in just a second.

Anyway. Hollow has kids.

yknow how some trees when damaged or moved they lay down a ton of seeds to make up for potentially dying? They realize Hornet is missing from the whole silksong shenanigans after growing and being basically okay and better.

Stress and drop some seeds before going to look for her.

And then coming back and seeing some weird ass sprouts in their house/den/whatever

Trips on a growing sprout as they come back home to have their first night of sleep in like three months.

just faceplants and goes yeah its naptime right here

Wakes up to like. 5 whole children

most of them look v v much like a bby Hollow so for a good thirty seconds they think theyre still asleep and just kinda groggy

Gonna panic and scoop the babies up and head for the first family member they can find

"Dad I need help"

"What is it Ho- WHAT IN THE WORLD???"

Hornet, who also just woke up because she just had her first night of full sleep in months: huh

Hornet, not ready to unpack this: Theyre not hungry not injuried and responsive?

Hollow, nodding:

Hornet, rolling over: okay cool its a tomorrow problem then

Oh so helpful sister

Hollow: I don't wanna be a parent :( I can barely take care of myself

PK, looking at the five babies in their arms: I think it's a bit late for that

Hollow: How did this even happen

PK: i dunno youre the one who procreated. Whos the other parent??

Hollow: i dunno I just came back, tripped on a weird plant growing in my den and woke up to them.

Pk: ........ Here hold them I'm gonna go talk to your mother real quick

They have mother fucking Mary situation on their hands. FIVE Jesus bugs

One hell of a conversation did PK have to have with his wife when they arrived huh

“Our kid had kids it seemed.”

“Oh? I wasn’t aware they were seeing someone.”

“They seemed to have laid roots down and kids spawned kids that way my root.”

“Hm”

Hollow after getting a Root birds and the bees talk: Is there any way to stop that from happening again? I think five is enough for me

WL: Not that I know of

Hollow:[let's out the most miserable Ough known to man]

Luckily the new babies seem well behaved enough. And just kinda. Want to be on or around Hollow.

Dont seem to demand much

Theyre gonna be shocked when five little peeps are just babbling in void speech tho

Hollow decides that maybe being a parent isn't so bad once they figure out they can get the babies to torment their grandpa

the psychic damage pk receives bc they look so so similar to a bby hollow. Affectionately calls them the clones because of that

Another nickname is the terrors because they WILL try to maul him

Hornet, next time she sees the babies and is playing is one of them: Have you named them yet? Hallownestians name their babies right?

Hollow: Spawn one through five.

Hornet: fu-....God help me. Just one through five??

Hollow, nodding and pointing to each kid and knowing which is who:

They dont know how to name. they were never named. they were only ever given titles. described. they dont know how to name. But they know how to observe. One was the first one they saw when they woke up, and so on.

But theyll be observant. the curious one. the chatty one. the active one. theyll all be known.

PK is gonna dig through the Hallownest ruins in desperation to find a damn names book

Maybe recruits Hornet to help

Hornet: Here

Hollow: What's that?

PK: A book of names. You are not naming my first grandchildren One through Five

Hollow: they are getting titles! As they grow!

Pk and Hornet: huh????

Hollow: The first one, they are the curious one. They explore the most, and always want to see what im doing. They like to be picked up to be tall. This second one, the chatty one. Constantly chirping and poking through the void. They will wake their siblings if theyre awake first.

Hornet: That's hardly any better! Titles aren't names either

Hollow: Well, you call me Hollow, don't you?

PK, having a horrible realisation:

Hornet: ............. ohhhhh shiiiittt......

Pk:

Hollow: It's fine. They will earn many nice titles growing up.

Hornet: okay. I get like, Deepnest does the naming after getting to know them but thats a name. Not a collection of random adjectives.

Hollow: Its not random I know them.

PK: ..........I need to find some sort of still living therapist, I swear........

Hollow: Huh???

But the numbers/titles stick. Hollow is one stubborn bitch

One is the curious one, the explorer. Two is chatty, likes to be social. Three is clingy and shy and just wants to be with someone at all times, but if you're not their siblings, parent, grandpa, grandpa or auntie they will NOT like you. Four is a menace, just a little mischievous bug. And Five is the brave one, tries to be the leader and protector of their siblings, has a stick for a "nail" because they wanna be a knight like their parent and brave protector like their auntie.

The mini Hollows are cute. The group of them like to sit in the dirt and watch.

Gets to plan a whole attack on grandpa or auntie

With an excuse of teaching them to hunt and defend themselves early

pk will never see it coming

many of the babies like to dig.

Dig holes. Dig tunnels. Dig and bury themselves in dirt.

Gonna break his damn leg on one of the holes one day when he's visiting Hollow and the grandterrors

menace number four, stepping right on top of every healed wound on Hollow as they climb across them simply trying to lay down and rest:

Hollow:

Hollow: ah

I think it'd be cute if PK teaches them how to groom the babies. He still remembers something from raising Hornet so he helps somewhat. so many wriggly babies to try and keep clean challenge (impossible. they yearn for the dirt)

Nr 1 squeaks and squals in protest and wiggles as grandpa cleans them

They don't wanna be CLEAN they wanna go explore and play in the dirt >:[

Hornet told Hollow once that its important for children to explore and look at different things and see different places.

So they would saddle them all up on their back and go on field trips.

Number four would try to eat a crystal in the mine

It makes pk happy because its actually really encouraging hollow to go out more often and plan to do different things

Whenever they stumble onto each other when they're like that he jokes that the stag of little terrors has arrived

"okay. Attack"

"Wait-"

Pk can fly so it saves him if he reacts fast enough

Grandpa won't play with them?

Cruel and unusual punishment

they cheep and try to chase after him in the air

They do not pay attention and run right into a sewer in the city and make Hollow panic

The children are alright but both pk and hollow panic for a good moment

and they need a proper bath now

The One Time the terrors would like a bath time

But neither their parent nor grandpa want to groom them so into the fountain or lake they go

Poor things get pulled out a shivering wet sad mess

PK: Maybe now you won't try to maul grandpa

Hollow: Nah, just look where you're going when trying to kill

They all immediately climb onto Hollow and shove their little faces into them. No more wet time its time to get out of the rain.

The 5 menaces start attacking PK on their own accord when they grow up enough. Hollow taught them well (PK doesn't agree)

They also eat out of hands like horses, just like their parent. The Foals 💜

PK is feeding the babies berries out of his hand and suddenly mama's looming over him also, waiting for a treat

PK: ...Seriously, you need to think up some names, I'm not calling them numbers

Hollow: They'll get titles with time, it's alright

PK: Titles are not names

Hollow: They're just as good

PK: Hollow-

Hollow: Pale

PK: 🧍

Hollow: ..... thats what I thought

PK: What if we'll find you a name also? Wouldn't you like one?

Hollow: Eh, I'm used to Hollow by now

PK: 🧍

number one would be fascinated by eyes and try. to touch. Bother grandpa. "Please dont"

The five are so used to mama not being warm and then they discover the joy of warm toasty cuddles with auntie and grandparents

Hollow gets abandoned SO fast

Must absorb all warmth

Hollow: The betrayal. My own children. Stabbed me in the back.

PK with babies piled on top of him (and Hornet): Don't be dramatic

Hollow slowly just scruffs a baby one at a time to pull back into their own nest

They're gonna SCREAM for WARMTH. CRUEL PARENT. TAKING THEM AWAY FROM BEING COSY AND TOASTY

plops them in blankets and tells them theyre fine. Hornet and PK can't help but be amused

Mx. "I don't want to be a parent" now being super doting and jealous whenever their babies aren't with them

these are their babies. Their babies who they know well and take good care of thank you very much

They're SO gonna get teased for that. A typical protective wyrm parent. It's cute

Hornet makes the babies little sweaters or cloaks

They're all a little different

From insight from Hollow on their personalities and what they like

theyre all silent/can only speak in void. So gauging some personality needed some help.

Hollow is so pleased they all like their new cloaks.

And they deny endlessly that they need a new on. But Hornet gets them a new one anyways

The kiddos make dirtmouth so lively once theyre old enough to play outside more

Okay back to the canon characters and the angst,

PK often babysits the 5 to give Hollow a break, and during one night when they're staying with him he has a nightmare about Hollow killing him. Wakes up startled and panting.

He feels like he would deserve that fate but the nightmare still felt so horrifying and real, and he just stays there shaking and wonders if the anger and hatred he saw in his dream is really how Hollow feels and they've just been tolerating him at best in actuality

His grandkids were sleeping with him, so he just looks down at the baby currently in his arms and just buries his face in them

He loves these five so so damn much, he wonders if they love him too- he wonders how Hollow can even tolerate him around their young

He just nuzzles into the baby in his arms, trying to forget about his brewing thoughts and fall back asleep

Hollow definitely had some wildly complicated feelings about him, their relationship was very volatile at times, and they for sure felt anger at him for what he's done to them

But it's been years now that they've spent bonding together, years to heal and grow a more proper father-child relationship, and with time they've learned to stop seeing him as a king creator but their father, and they learned to love him like one too

They're just not an overly affectionate person, but they're generally a complete recluse so the fact that they spend so much time with him is a testament to their love for him, he just haven't seen it yet. He didn't really get many opportunities to see how Hollow is with most people so he doesn't realise just how differently they treat him, Hornet, White Lady and their children.

And yeah, they won't lie, their relationship is rocky at times and he did massively fuck up in the past, but they still love him and see him as their father.

Had they found out about his nightmares they'd just lie with him and gently nudge their muzzle against his hand, maybe even worming their snout under it so he can hold his hand on their mask like that one time, hoping that this gesture would be enough to make him realise

And it would be

Also he is Very bothered by them still going by The Hollow Knight alone while they couldn't care either way

He'd bring it up again and they just look at him

"You really want me to have a name?"

"That...would be better, I think."

"Okay. Name me, then."

"...what?"

"You're my father. I don't have a name because you never gave me one, so if you want me to have one you should give it to me."

"But...me? Why me?"

"You're my father."

"I know that, but... I don't think I deserve to- Wouldn't you like to name yourself?"

They shake their head, "I do not care either way. I am just fine continuing to go by The Hollow Knight, I would also accept any name you pick for me, I truly don't feel strongly about this."

"But- I- why wouldn't you want to choose? I picked that title for you, I chose the trajectory of your life, I think you should get to choose for once."

"I am choosing. I'm choosing for my father to give me a name. It's Hallownest's tradition for parents to choose names for their hatchlings after they develop their personalities, so if I was to have a name I want it to be a proper one. One my parent would give me."

"...but...why me? Why would you want a name I give you after everything..."

"Doesn't that also apply to my title? The Hollow Knight, or even this nickname Hollow, is something you've given me," They tilt their head, "Is this why you feel so strongly about me choosing a name?"

"..."

Really torn up between continuing to call them Hollow here as shortening of The Hollow Knight or if they should get a name

Because I thought of calling them Echo that that's such a pretty name,, could be named after their quiet disposition

I think they'd be a recluse who doesn't say much and prefers to let their actions speak for themselves, only really talks when spoken to

But for now it's Hollow

I think after Hollow has the five seedlings they might move from living in the ruins of Hallownest and frequently travelling around to the outskirts of Dirtmouth, where they can keep their privacy and relative quietness but where its also considerably safer for the children

Hornet and Pale King would visit frequently, sometimes babysit for them while they go off to have a break (mostly their father, who doesn't mind and even enjoys taking care of these children (he sees this as an opportunity to fix his past mistakes, could never be a father to his child so at least he can help raise his grandchildren), as opposed to Hornet who's probably a very cool aunt but isn't the best with kids in the long run)

I think PK would also settle in Dirtmouth after a while. Spends 50/50 time living there and with his wife

Azalea, the moth, is an old librarian that eventually moved to Dirtmouth after the infection ended. She likes the quiet and keeps to herself, likes to have long conversations over tea, gets along best with Elderbug and PK for that reason...and weirdly enough, somewhat okay with Zote, but only because she likes to listen to people ramble on for hours, he's like a white noise machine to her but she has 0 clue what bro's yapping about.

She meets PK after Hollow moves to Dirtmouth with their seedlings. PK naturally visited them often and even stayed over to help take care of the kids, eventually moving there. They happened to stumble on each other while he was with his grandkids and started chatting. Their love is slow burning they first became friends and slowly came to take care for each other more than that, but it takes PK a long while to realise she's into him and he feels the same. She also eventually learns of his past and doesn't care much, doesn't treat him differently because he was a king, which is a huge relief to him. She enjoys his company and loves flying with him, she rarely gets to do that with anyone anymore. WL is very encouraging to PK about pursuing this relationship, but for a long while he didn't because he had convinced himself that she only sees him as a friend (it won't stop Azalea from making jokes that she's the second woman in the relationship/a mistress). Eventually she gets to meet WL too and they get along, swap funny stories about PK over tea. Eventually Azalea and WL become an item too, but similarly to her with PK it takes a while for them to get together.

Also I've been very tempted to keep Radiance alive for this AU because her reaction and feelings towards 1 out of 2 of her last surviving moths being with HIM would be very entertaining. Azalea doesn't remember their old goddess and would think she's just an ordinary moth and tries to make friends with her because there's so few of their people nowadays, it's good to have somebody you relate to! She occassionaly mentions her lovely centipede boyfriend and Radi truly couldn't give two shits, until she finds out who he is. PK also becomes very protective of Azalea after finding out Radi's alive, suddenly becomes very comfortable with PDA when she's around KDHDBDV Azalea doesn't mind and finds it amusing, but also why is he so clingy all of the sudden?

That's roughly everything :] This AU doesn't have a name yet so. If you have any ideas feel free to propose something

[cru3lfools]

SEXY BOY

Roman Roy x f!oc

" Sally where the fuck is my coffee! " 

" it's right in front of you. "

Roman snapped his head to look down at his table and scoffed when he found a fresh cup of coffee that Sal had gotten him, he held it in his hands for a few seconds and took a small sip before quickly making a face of distaste and chucking it in the small garbage can.

" What the fuck did you do that for! " sally yelled as she quickly made her way to his desk and looked down at the garbage can that was now soaked with coffee.

" I didn't like it, you should've just got me my usual—"

" Black coffee you shit! That's what you always get! " Sally said as she waved her arms while talking.   Roman closed his mouth and looked down before putting his pointer finger in front of her as in to silence her, " Yes yes I know but I have changed and now I like black coffee with a teeny weeny bit of sugar. " 

Roman and Sally both stayed quiet as they stared at one another, Sally looked at him for a solid minute before rolling her eyes and cursing while leaving the office to back down to the cafe near Roman's house.

" Your going to be late to your dads birthday party. " she said as she opened the glass door to his home office and turned to look at him one last time.

" Don't worry we're not gonna be late, besides dads place is close. "

" it's a twenty minute drive Roman and with traffic it might be more. " Sally kept on going as she went back to stand in front of his desk and packing his and her stuff. 

" I say we go now so you can be on his good side today. " She suggested as Roman stood there and nodded, " But we first have to make a little visit to my brother. " 

Sally followed Roman at the two of them headed to the car and left for the office, she carried two large Dolce & Gabbana tote bags that was filled with documents and a laptop in each bag and a large bag of cookies that Roman likes from Italy so he can eat in the car.

Sally Huntings knew everything there was to know about her boss, she knows that he likes to go to the park immediately after work and that he likes sweets even though he won't admit it, he hates smoking and drugs and doesn't enjoy sushi and Matcha says it's a super food for western hippies.

He likes when she wears bright outfit that gets everyone giving her distasteful looks, he likes when she scratches his head when she comes over to his house and brings him his weekly groceries. He likes when she always brings him coffee even when he doesn't even want it but she still does, he hates when she asks any personal question about him.

But if there was one thing Sally huntings noticed that Roman loved was when she would call someone out and confront them just to defend him. Roman loved that someone was there to support him and help him in his tragic path of work and business, Roman wasn't a serious person, he found that no one treated him seriously so he didn't bother to act all poise and serious like his older brother, Kendall. But when he saw how much Sally believed in him and would set him up with meeting with important people so the could recognize the name Roman Roy COO, he would feel all weird and tingly inside. 

He never had anyone support him other then Gerri but she wouldn't truly speak up like Sally would.

Sally would try to prove to everyone that Roman Roy was the best there was, and he actually got a few deals after meeting with the important people that Sally brought in, Roman shocked his entire family when he closed a deal with another small news network that was basically ancient and wouldn't  sell to Waystar, but after two meetings with Roman they budged.

Roman remembered that day very clearly, he remembered when he closed the deal and his father invited the entire family to celebrate, he remembered when Sally came to his penthouse late at night and kissed him and jerked him off, he also remembered kicking her out when things got too heated.

Sally and Roman aren't as close as they used to be after that little encounter, soon they moved past it but it was still a bit awkward for Sally who basically threw herself at him and wrapped her arms tightly around his neck to kiss him passionately.

Roman didn't apologize and pretended that Sally never came to his house and nothing ever happened, he never brought up the deal or anything else related to the that fuzzy night that now seemed like a distant memory you couldn't remember all the parts on what happened that specific day.

It wasn't until he started goofing around a bit his father them decided to ship him off to LA and run the movie business with Frank, a lot of things went downhill and Roman felt like he was letting everyone down and ate shit when his movie came out about a big turkey. His father then practically ordered him to come back home and do nothing, Roman was embarrassed but hid it with sexual jokes and insulting people.

" Hey, Hey motherfuckers " Roman said as he casually strutted in the office with a smirk and his arms out while Sally followed him with a struggle trying to walk in her kitten heels that almost seemed close to snapping with the weight she carried.

"...Roman. " Kendall said tiredly.

" My guy! are you saging? " Roman asked as he looked at the random guy he hired to sage his brothers office. 

" well we're concerned about the alarms. " Frank butted in as he glanced at Sally who gave him a small smile which he returned. 

" Ooh right, yes, the bad Juju— what hey! Don't smile at her you fucking pervert. " Roman said to Frank when he noticed him smiling at his assistant.

" No I was ju— "

" Can it you old COO wannabe. " Frank only rolled his eyes as he continued to slouch in his seat. 

" I can use essential oils? " the sage guy said as he raised his eyebrows suggestively while holding two small vials of oil.

" Mmm no, I think just fuck off, thanks. " Roman said sarcastically and waved at the man who stared at him shocked before slowly packing up his things.

" Buddy come on hurry up we got a birthday to catch. You can go cry in your car not here. " Sally said as she neared the man and began snapping her fingers, he began to speed his pace and slammed his briefcase before glaring at her and Roman. 

Roman cackled  at Sally who only smiled at him. 

" How you doing? " Roman asked his brother as he began to play with a pen on the table  " Good good, just finessing. " Kendall said as he kept checking his phone and looking at his brother.

" Mm finessing, nice. "

" You okay man? " 

Romanized raised his eyebrows at his brother " Okay? Yes, I'm okay obviously. "  He looked at Sally before looking at his brother with a smile " Why would you even ask that? " 

Kendall kind of mumbled a bit and pointed around the room, " Oh here? Man, I'm... I'm so over it I was a bad fit, you know. I was never corporate cock-suck anyway. "

" They stuck me in LA with Old Father Time right here, " he pointed his thumb over to Frank who didn't Ben glance at him, " We were the Pool Boys right, Frank? Fucking banana cabana? " 

" Good times. " Frank sarcastically said but Roman only cackled and glanced over at Sally who began pointing at her watch. He quickly nodded before standing up and walking around the table and closer to ken.

" So what's the bid? " 

" The bid? Uh well... "

" Wha what? That's commercially sensitive? I'm still on the board man. " Roman said with a hint of annoyance on his tone. 

" Going 125. " Kendall quickly answered.

" 125?! Fuck man! "

Kendall grew confused and nervous " What? High or low? "  Roman only laughed, " Your laughing, what? " 

" for vaulter right the shitty tech company runned by hippie teens? "

" Oh fuck you man. " 

" I'm just so pleased to be out of here, this place was essentially a cage to me. "

" Yeah? Well now I'm opening the lock and setting you free, get out Roman I don't need this right now. " Kendall said waving off Roman and walking over to the interns who began showing him numbers and charts.

Roman then noticed the looks of the interns faces and how they scoffed and some even rolled their eyes at Roman's antics, Roman straightened his posture and made a mocking serious face and nodded stiffly.  " Oh yes, yes. Sally get the bags come on, " he continued nodding with a small smirk soon crawling onto his lips.

" Mm, Mm yes very serious, yes Serious. " 

Roman pulled Kendall's head and gave it a big kiss and making a smooching sound, Kendall puce he him away " Rome! " Roman laughed and left the office and nodding to everyone before giving the finger to Frank who's serious facade dropped.

Sally followed him and took her phone out to call Roman's driver to meet them at the entrance. The two of them entered the elevator and Sally quickly clicked the GF button and glared at Roman who was playing with his cuff links and stood there admiring them, acting clueless, as if he wasn't purposely waiting for the doors to close shut and leave sally.

Sally opened the car door for herself but Roman quickly pushed her and went in, " Fucking asshole. " she cursed quietly and roughly slammed the door shut and he looked at her with a small twinkle in his eyes.

She only looked over at him and scoffed before turning her attention to the driver, " Logan Roy's house, and take the shortcut. We can't afford any traffic. " she said as she began typing away at her phone and setting up future meetings for Roman.

" So what did you get my dad? " Roman asked in a bratty tone.

Sally slowly stopped typing and looked at Roman with a blank stare, " What? " she quietly said.

" What did you get for my dad? What are you deaf in one ear gremlin?" 

" I thought you were going to get the gift... "

Roman blinked  a few times " No, No I didn't, how the fuck did  you not get him a gift, you said you were going to !? " 

" Yeah, that was after you said no to practically everything I suggested we should get him! " Sally knew that today wasn't going to go well, especially with Roman, she knew something was missing and here it was. A nice slap in the face. " You said you were going to take care of it! " She pressed.

" When have I ever taken care of anything! " Roman's said as he mocked her in a girly tone but she only shoved him in the arm which lead him to shoving her harder but with both hands on both shoulders.

She yelped as she fell back and smacked her back on the window, " Agh Roman you asshole! We can't just go there empt handed! " Sally said as she went to look for her phone under the seats were she dropped it.

" it's o-okay, we can just get him a cake with  a little bouquet of flow— "

" Ugh! it's like you don't even know me! When have you ever seen dad eat cake. " Roman said as he gripped the sides of his long wool coat that felt scratchy on his palm.

" We can get him a watch. "

" You just said we can't afford traffic. "

Sally only groaned as she shut her eyes and tried to think where they could get a gift. " You could tell him that you ordered him a very special gift and it still hadn't arrived? " Sally suggested and turned to glance over Roman who slowly nodded.

" Yeah that sounds good, "

Sally sighed in relief and turned to look out the window as rain began pouring heavily on the city of New York, " Hey Sally, "

" Yes Roman. "

" Seeing as your doing absolutely nothing maybe you could make yourself useful and find a gift and order it, now. "

Sally only looked at Roman and licked her lips and pulled out her phone and began searching for an expensive gift for Logan. " Here take my card. " Roman took his Burberry wallet from

His suit pocket and pulled out his card, handing her the card as she silently took it.

Sally began looking around the internet for anything suited Logan Roy, " How about this? " She asked as she gave roman her phone to see " he'll look like a grumpy elf with those shoes! No! " 

She rolled her eyes and kept looking for anything else.

" What about this ? "

" A homeless man has more taste than those pants."

" Oh Roman this is so Nice! "

" That is  the most ugliest sweater I have ever seen in my entire life, and I used to live with Connor. "

" This is a very classy watch you can't tell me this isn't nice! "

" It has one diamond in the middle, have a little respect! "

" Roman you have to pick something for him, I have devoured the internet trying to find something and you have picky taste. "

" How dare my personal assistant suggest I should do something for myself! "

" You know what screw you im going to get him a watch and your going to like it!  " 

" Don't you dare Sally ! " 

Sally ignored him and screamed as he tried to take her phone away, she tried to click ship button but Roman was making it hard as he bit her clothed shoulder and was trying to pull the phone away, the driver, Fred only looked at the rear view mirror with a nonchalant expression and clicked a button to put up a window between him and them.

" Fred help me! Ow! Roman stop biting you intolerant troll! "

" Don't you dare embarrass me and buy that watch! It looks like it's for women. " Sally only cackled and finally clicked the order button" That's because it is! " 

" No! You evil bitch!" 

" Were here. " Fred said as the car slowly came to a stop and was parked right in front of Logan's townhouse. Roman looked out the window and noticed some men with cameras and rolled his eyes.

" I swear to god I'm going to kill you. "

Sally only scoffed as she began packing their stuff up, " Roman please you couldn't even get the fly that was in your coffee this morning! " The two of them left the car and quickly entered the house as the paparazzi began yelling at them and cameras flashing.

" My card please. " Roman said and stuck his hand out, he entered the elevator while Sally kept trying to rummage through her purse for it. 

" You know what keep it,give it to me Tomorrow you nerdy little bitch, Bye! "

CRUELFOOLS

[i-will-cry-you-a-river]

Day 2 of @niecest-weekend-2023

“Mmmm, Da-ge,” Nie Huaisang purred when Nie Mingjue appeared in the doorway, dishes in hand. “You are so good to your didi.” Nie Huaisang's smile was like the cat's when it got the canary, and even though his brother's face didn't change much, he could see the first signs of pleased embarrassment.

“Don't push it,” Nie Mingjue growled. The younger man still lazing in the bed just smirked; his brother's angry behavior never really worked on him. He would give in the grumpy growls and loud orders when needed, but when it was just the two of them, he knew there was nothing hurtful Nie Mingjue would do to him. His brother was a big softie, just for him.

“But Daaa-geee,” he whined, “you really are so good for your weak and helpless didi! You make your didi feel loved and adored. You are so good at being the best Da-ge in the whole world!”

The blush spreading on Nie Mingjue's face, starting at his ears, then covering the tip of his nose, was even more delicious than the breakfast he put down on the bed. Who cared about sweet congee, savory soup dumplings and perfectly fried meats and vegetables when he had his strong and huge brother being so sweet.

He wanted to bite into something other than the tender pork or the crunchy bamboo shoots.

But not yet. His Da-ge woke up early just to bring him his favorite dishes. First, food, then he could say thank you in his own way.

He looked up to his brother, helplessly blinking with deliberately huge eyes he knew his Da-ge could never say no to. “Feed me?”

“YOU…!” Nie Mingjue roared, and Nie Huaisang made himself to wince. His brother stopped, looking stricken.

“I'm sorry,” Nie Huaisang whispered with a convincing pout on his face, “I’m trying, but it hurts to move my arms…”

“If you'd practice more, your arms wouldn't hurt! You never listen to me when I tell you to go to saber practice! You would deserve to not only feed yourself, but to go out and hunt your food for yourself!” Grumbled Nie Mingjue.

His words would have been more convincing, if he wouldn't have sat down next to Nie Huaisang, grabbing the tray of food into his lap to choose the best bites for his beloved didi.

Nie Huaisang sniffed pathetically just for a good measure, and while Nie Mingjue rolled his eyes, he also pinched a piece of pork between the pair of chopsticks, lifting it to Nie Huaisang's lips. Was it really surprising that the Second Young Master never listened to any of the verbal or nonverbal threats when he had years of evidence that Nie Mingjue would never hurt him? No, not even just that; he had evidence that Nie Mingjue would do anything in his powers to spoil and pamper him rotten.

He opened his mouth, letting his brother put the pork into his waiting mouth, then deliberately licked the chopsticks as Nie Mingjue pulled them away. The meat was perfect, just the way he liked it.

“Good?” Nie Mingjue asked with a strange edge in his voice.

“Mmm,” the younger man nodded. “Yes, Da-ge! Thank you, Da-ge!”

“Hm,” his brother huffed, pretending to be unaffected, but Nie Huaisang knew it better. He could see how proud the older man was to be able to provide for his didi.

Honestly, every time Nie Huaisang whined and pleaded, and pretended to be weak and powerless, was for Nie Mingjue's sake. His big brother needed to be needed, and if he wanted to take care of somebody, why would he need to look for somebody else, when Nie Huaisang was there, ready to be the pampered spouse of a Sect Leader he was born to be? He was nice like that; self-sacrificing, even!

“Don't get used to it,” mumbled the flustered Sect Leader, putting another bite of food into his didi's waiting mouth.

Nie Huaisang shook his head, lying through his teeth, “No, of course not.”

After everything was gone, Nie Huaisang laid back on the bed, yawning lazily. “Thank you, Da-ge, you made your didi very happy!” He made sure he had his brightest smile on him, so the wince he made would be even more prominent. “Ouch.”

“What happened?” Nie Mingjue asked worriedly.

Biting into his lips, Nie Huaisang said with a pout on his face, “My feet hurt.”

“Didi…”

“Da-ge!”

The Sect Leader sighed, kneeling down next to the bed. “If you'd just listen to me once…”

“Yes, Da-ge,” murmured Nie Huaisang, both of them knowing not meaning it. He lifted one dainty foot, placing it into his brother's hands, who immediately dug his thumbs into the arch, finding the most painful points. Nie Huaisang leaned his head back against the bed, enjoying the mix of pain and pleasure. Nie Mingjue massaged his feet and calves so perfectly, his hands pulling out indecent moans out of the pampered Young Master.

“You are so good for your didi,” he said softly. “You deserve a reward, don't you?”

A whine torn from Nie Mingjue's chest. Nie Huaisang leaned forward, taking his brother's chin into his palm, watching as the embarrassed blush spread.

“A-Sang,” his brother whispered, broken.

“Not yet,” he purred, patting lightly on his brother's cheek, then leaned back. Nie Mingjue complied to the unsaid order, and continued rubbing the smooth skin.

“Ah! Ahhh, yes, more…” Nie Huaisang hummed with pleasure, his toes curling as his brother pressed and stroked all the way from his toes to his knees.

“Demanding brat,” grunted the kneeling man, never stopping his movements.

“Your demanding brat,” grinned Nie Huaisang, pleased and proud of the fact.

“Indeed…” Nie Mingjue muttered, changing from one foot to another. It could never stop excite Nie Huaisang how different their bodies were. He was tiny and graceful, while his brother was huge and strong, and this contrast was even more prominent. Even with Nie Mingjue kneeling on the ground, he towered over his didi; his hands could cover Nie Huaisang's tiny feet. He could easily break the younger man, he could hurt him and tear him apart, and yet…

There he was, obeying every demand of Nie Huaisang. The power he held over his brother was a heady feeling, humbling too. Too bad he was never humble in his life.

“A-Jue!” Nie Huaisang moaned, feeling his brother's tongue sliding over his foot from heel to toe. Nie Mingjue took his didi's big toe in his mouth, sucking on it before biting down just hard enough to be felt, but not breaking skin. “Da-ge…” his voice was hoarse, wishing his brother's mouth would engulf another part of him.

“You are so good,” Nie Huaisang moaned. “You are such a good Da-ge, you can have your reward now!”

Nie Mingjue purred, “Didi,” unwrapping the lazy Second Young Master from his night robes. Nie Huaisang didn't move much, he let his brother do the hard work.

His cock was fully hard and leaking, ready for Nie Mingjue to take his reward. The older man pulled his brother closer, spreading his knees so he could have more space, then glanced up, asking for permission.

“Good Da-ges deserve their rewards. Go for it!” Nie Huaisang allowed, and his brother didn't need anything else. Hot lips closed around his aching cock, licking and sucking, making Nie Huaisang melt in the flames of his passion.

“Touch yourself while you suck me off,” Nie Huaisang ordered, his voice trembling like his legs around Nie Mingjue's head. His brother brought one hand off of his knee, down to his own cock. Nie Huaisang's heels dug into broad shoulders, trying to get his brother to come closer, urging him to speed up. He was gasping for breath at the pleasurable feeling; his Da-ge was always so good at taking care of him. He was so close, teetering on the edge of coming, his back arching, body trembling as he kept himself from coming too soon.

“Make me come before you come and when I recover, you can ride me,” rumbled Nie Huaisang. His brother moaned, and the sensation from the hot mouth and the sound's vibration pushed Nie Huaisang over the edge. He came, deep down on Nie Mingjue's throat.

“Ca- can I…?” breathed Nie Mingjue, and Nie Huaisang nodded, knowing exactly what his brother wanted. The older man stood up, towering over Nie Huaisang, and after a few strokes, he came over his didi's body. Not needing to be told what to do next, he bent down, licking aways every drop of his own cum.

The younger man yanked his brother over him; the heavy body pressed him into the bed. It felt delicious to know Nie Mingjue could suffocate him or crush him with his body, but would never do that. Indeed, Nie Mingjue was already bracing himself on his arms to lessen his weight on his brother. Leaning forward, Nie Huaisang pressed their lips together, kissing the older man deep, tasting the mix of their cum. They parted with a wet sucking sound, noses brushing together as both tried to catch their breath.

“Didi, my didi…” murmured Nie Mingjue, as they settled down, him laying on his back and Nie Huaisang curled up on his chest.

“You make me feel so good. You are always so good for me,” Nie Huaisang murmured sleepily.

“Don't get too used to it, you spoiled brat,” Nie Mingjue grunted, running his fingers through his didi's hair.

Nie Huaisang grinned cheekily and lied, “I would never!”

“Brat.” Nie Mingjue's voice was more fond than annoyed, as Nie Huaisang hid his face in his chest, trying to merge them together.

[emmierosebear]

Short Story: Bar fun

Context: It had been about 2 years in Bogota Colombia working as a DEA Agent with Javier Pena and Steave Murphy, your still on the hunt for Pablo Escobar but during this you begin to have feelings, and not just feeling are struck😉

Warning: explicit. smut + angst. colleagues who fuck for stress relief. grumpy-ish javi. file room shenanigans. unprotected p in v. oral, javi’s hand being a necklace. mild rough sex? javi has a dirty little mouth. no use of y/n but javi calls you baby.

It's about 2:40 in Bogota Colombia, it was a hot one. These's summers have been bad but not as bad as today, Steave and Javier ask if you want to get a drink after work. You happily agree and they Said they will give you a ride. Not even two seconds later Carrillo calles you three in his office. The three of you moan in a pissed way, stilling walking over Javier said "That son of bitch, why is it always us like fuck" Steave than smacks Javier in the back of his head, Javier just gives Steave a dirty look. When you three arrive in Carrllo's office Steave takes a seat but Javier let's you take his and he puts his hand on you back well listening to Carrillo, "Listen you three, you guys have been assigned to go to a Hotel and get information and photographs of Pablo" you then say "Why? We have him where we need to be, just leave it till the right moment" Carrillo then says "We do but we need more information to get him right, I don't feel great about what we have yet" you nod you head and say "fine give us the information for the hotel we'll get it done" Carrillo takes that as sas "You don't need to give me sas" you reply with "Next time don't give us all this extra the work, we've been picking up the slack for all these's people for fucking ever. I may give you sas but guess what life stock's so suck it the fuck off, Que te jodan" you walk out of the office and go back to grab your gun for this "trip" Carrillo gave. "You better control you partner buddy" Steave apologizes but Javi said "

te merecías ese cabrónte merecías ese cabrón" and walks off, Steave rolls his eyes and follows Javi.

You guys got to the hotel at about 4, Steave set up all the equipment and you and Javier started to map out the hotel from where Pablo would be and where his associates would be. Steave knew that this was all shit from Carrillo, even since you guys help bust a bunch of Pablo's associates. Once you guys were done mapping and setting up you got to work taking pictures of Pablo and recording voice to get any new information. Nothing good happened, he left the hotel to quick for us to get him so we we're fucked. "Why don't we stay here the night, it's not my money we're spending" said steave. You were fine with it, but Javier not so much "that's fine I guess, hope they have a bar I need a fucking drink" Javier said. You replied with "Yeah they have a bar, I'll go check us in for the night and I'll meet you guys at the bar after putting the gear away." Why not their faces said, you go to the elevator and down 2 story's to the front office, and check you guys in at the office. You ask where the bar is and they guys says "Down the hall and to the right", you thank the guy and walk off. The boys were at the bar waiting for you, Javier said "Ordered your favorite, Grand old Parr" A typical Columbia whiskey drink, a good one too. Javier also said " also, I ordered you something to eat you ate nothing today and don't lie to me I know" Damn he got you there, you did eat nothing but it was because you forgot and you were on a new diet and it has been making you a little dizzy at times.

Your drinks and food arrives and you eat and order a couple more to drink. Not as many as Pena but enough, you could tell he was drunk he was being nice to Steve he's never nice to him. You tell the bartender no more for this man but you will take one for the road for you, you grab Pena and Give Steve a key to one of the rooms so he can hit the shower or whatever. You put your hand around Javier hips and helped him walk, you push the leave two button and get to your room. You lie Javier on one of the beds and grab a shower well he's passed out, when you get out of the shower with only a towel Jaiver was at the bed wide awake. You get shy and say "Javier, stop looking turn around you fucker" He gets up and you just stand their, he cups your ass and starts to give you neck kisses. You try to push Javier but can't, you too weak from all the kisses. He starts to kiss you with tongue in your mouth and you close your eyes and enjoy, he starts to take of his clothes and you make your way to the bed. He gets on top of you and unzips he jeans slowly and takes his boxers off throwing them on the ground, he beings to whisper "Te voy a follar como un animal" you being to moan and he puts his cock in you, he goes slow but then fast. He kept moaning your name and putting his hands on your thighs to make you more horny, he loved hearing you moan as he went in and out. He beings to bite you neck well still fucking you, you just layed there and loved it. After a few seconds you could feel him cum inside you, he then began again. He grabbed you and had you on your hands and knees and fucked you from the back, he grabbed your hair and went at his he kept moaning and saying "Mierda" or "vamos bebe vamos" or and over again and you just moaned and moaned on. You cumed really hard and was so tried, he stopped and grabbed a cigarette. "Thanks, I needed that" he said, "were you even drunk" he nods and says "Yeah, I recover fast" that son a of bitch, did he want to fuck me or fun or what you kept thinking to yourself. You asked and he said "Baby, you know I love you" he kisses your forehead and down to you neck and thigh still holding his cigarette. When he was done kissing, you grabbed his cigarette and took a hit. He smiled and Chuckles to himself, he put the cigarette out and cuddel him. Feeling his cock on your upper thigh and the hair from his chest on you felt amazing, you felt safe and loved. No matter if you were dating or just fuck buddy's, you would love him forever. He gets in your ear and whispers "I want you baby" you whisper in his ear saying "Fuck me again and I'll guess you'll find out" he Chuckles and kisses your neck till you fall asleep in his arms for the rest of the night

Spanish words used

Que te jodan - Fuck you

te merecías ese cabrón - you deserved that Bastered

Mierda- Fuck

vamos bebe vamos - come on baby come on

[akwolfgrl]

Chapter 21 LFT

Sanji finally let Zoro's strong calloused hand go. He had enjoyed holding it. He began to look through the drink menu. There was a pale blue cocktail that looked delicious called North concoction, it was a mix of alcohol from both the north and east.

“Let me guess, you're getting sake?” Sanji looked up from the menu to tease the man in front of him.

“Yup, let me take guess your getting some snobby wine,”

“Nope, I'm getting a cocktail,” Sanji put his menu down and pointed to it. “Looks good.”

“Hello, I will be your waiter today. Our specials for the day are Catch of the Day, which is a grilled Ahi with watercress cream sauce with a choice of white or brown rice, house vegetables, and manilla clam. A Seafood Duo: Deep fried Opelu with lomi tomato with Furi panko Ahi ribs. And a Miso black cod with Kabayaki with a choice of white or brown rice and bok choy, what can I get you to drink? ”

“Sake,” Zoro rudely grunted at the man.

“I'll have the north connection please, also can we get Angry Ahi Dip and the Fish Bites to start,” Sanji ordered, glancing at the appetizers. He was more excited for the first one, he loves spicy and seafood, which reminded him that he needed to pick up stuff for kimchi tomorrow morning.

“All right, I'll be right back with those drinks,” Thire waiter left.

“Here order me cook,” Zoro huffed putting his menu down. “Your the one who knows food,”

“Lazy ass,” Sanji grumbled, happy to pick out something for the sentient moss sitting across from him. “Hmm, I think you'd like the Miso black cod. It is on your list,”

“Sure, it won't be as good as yours, but it will be fine,” Zoro shrugged.

“All right,” Sanji could help but to preen under the praise.

“Here is your drinks. Your apitzers should be out shortly. Are you ready to order?”

“Yes, we will take the Grilled Peppercorn Swordfish and the Miso black cod,” Sanji held out the menus.

“I'm so sorry the miso was just cut from the menu,”

“Its fine if it was Eighty sixed these things happen,” Sanji glanced at the menu once again. “How about the Furikake Pan-Seared Ahi,”

“All right, I'll get your apitzers,” They took the menus and left.

Sanji took a sip of hid cocktail humming in apirsion licking his lips before take a larger sip. He watched as Zoro drank from the bottle of sake, ignoring the glass.

“Dam that's good shit, my master back home liked this, one time me and some of the other boys stole some of his sake and drank it under one of the large trees. We got caught of course but I developed a taste for the stuff,”

“Ahh an alcoholic from an early age how'd your parents feel about that?” Sanji teased him take a drink from his cocktail.

“Nah, I don't have any. My dad died when I was eight so I was raised in the dojo with a bunch of other boys and the dojo masters daughter,”

“Sorry to hear that, how did you get into bounty hunting?” Sanji asked him taking another sip.

“Here are your apitzers,” The waiter returned, placing plates in front of them. “Can I get you a refill?” He asked, looking at Sanji, who looked down at their almost empty glass.

“Sure,” He didn't realize how fast how drank that cocktail it was

“I left the village when I was sixteen after hearing of Mihawk, and one night I was camping out and someone thought it was a good idea to rob me,” Zoro grabbed a fish bite dipping it into the aioli before popping it into his mouth. “Mm you should make these, anyway I stopped him, tied him up and dropped him off at the Marines, turns out he was wanted so I got some money and headed straight for a bar. Drank most of the money and went back the next morning to look at the bontys and six months later I met Johnny and Yosaku,”

Sanji laughed and finished his cocktail before taking a wonton chip and dipped it into the dip. It was spicy, a little sour and salty, absolutely delicious. He tried the fish bite as well, Zoro was right he would need to recreate both of these dishes later.

[smallraindrops-blog]

Meet Me in The Sunflower Fields.

(A sleep family series, part 3)

Summary: out of order snapshots of the hazy days of summer with cherry popsicles and the distant, happy laughter of family. Modern!au

Word count: 980

warnings: no beta, hinted at family trauma, cursing

Notes: this will be a daily series for the month of July. Super self-indulgent so beware. I will have a sleep family Masterlist out soon, so yall won’t have to hunt through all the tags.

Pineapple

(Early childhood)

Reusable bags of groceries lined the floor, a few more on the counters, all stuffed to the brim. 

Feeding a family of six was a costly thing and usually any food runs were a whole day unto themselves. 

Hypnos wanted to lay down and not open his eyes for the rest of the day. His nerves were shot by the noises, the ruthless heat of the sun and the bright lights and the crowds of people, also seeking relief from the summer heat.

”That is my pineapple!” Icelos informed her twin, with her little hands on her hips but Phan didn’t let go of the fruit, glaring at her. 

“I helped dada pick this out, it is mine.” He shot back. He tried to hold the prickly fruit close to his chest but ended up holding it away from him with a wince. 

“Children, please.” Hypnos tried to make his tone normal, playful because he wasn’t upset with them but by the gods, they were not helping the growing headache. “Watermelon rules apply to pineapple too. Community rules, remember?”

”What?” Icelos’ voice cracked and Hypnos was surprised to see tears welling up her eyes. “We need to go back to the store. I want my own pineapple!”

”Nope. I’m sorry, baby but we are not going back to the store.” Hypnos would rather swan dive off a cliff before going back to that place. 

“But- but-“. Icelos was sobbing now, her face going completely red and Phan frowned, just staring at her.

”Phan, tell your sister that you are going to share the pineapple. Because we are to share some, just as soon as I get the stuff put away.” Hypnos tried to smile at Phan, praying it looked normal.

Phan scowled, “But I want it! I picked it out!” 

Hypnos closed his eyes, trying to remember the breathing exercises his therapist taught him. He would not be like his mother. He would not lashed out the moment kids acted out, he would not be like his bitch of a mother-

“Hey- what is going on here?” Your voice was a balm to his ears and Hypnos slumped as the twin began talking over each other, Phan waving the fruit at you to emphasize his point. 

You stared down at them in muted surprise, leaning back when Phan nearly hit your knee with the pineapple. You were still wearing shorts, your shirt covered in dirt, the smell of heat and loam clinging to you. 

If Hypnos could think, he would have asked where the other two kids were. But his was a screaming black hole right now

When you looked at him, Hypnos didn’t bother to smile or try to make a joke, he was too overstimulated to try to mask anything.

You nodded, more to yourself than him and crouched down to get eye level with the twins. 

“Hey, do you know why your dada told you about the rule for pineapple?” You asked them mildly. 

The twins shared a glance, and when Phan gave a little head shake, you tapped the fruit. 

“When you eat pineapple, it tries to eat you back.” You told the kids in a whisper, eyebrows going up. Hypnos felt his lips twitched, a little delighted to see you being so playful with the kids. 

“That doesn’t sound right.” Icelos said but she took a step back. Phan stared down at the pineapple like it was a ticking time bomb. 

“Yeah, remember watching good eats and they talk about ‘enzymes’? That's why we have to eat together otherwise it eats one of us instead.” You said in such a serious tone that Hypnos had covered his mouth so he wouldn’t laugh.

The kids were quiet as they stared down at the pineapple. ”I don't want this anymore.” Phan informed you politely, handing over the deadly fruit. You accepted it with a solemn nod. 

“What do you do when Dada gives you a rule?” You asked as you rose up.

“Listen.” They replied together, shifting on their feet and they turned to Hypnos who tried to look just serious as you did. 

“We’re sorry, dada.” They said, their voice back to normal sweet selves, beaming up at them. Their faces were so painfully adorable that Hypnos wanted to squeeze them.

Hypnos was a sucker and everyone knew it. “Thank you, starlights.”

”Hey, go find your brothers. I bet they won’t believe you.” You told them and they took off like a shot, yelling for the other kids.

With an eye roll, you went to him. You wiggled the fruit at him and this time Hypnos let himself laugh.

”Thank you.” He told you with a sigh, rubbing his eyes. “I don’t know how you do it.”

“Learned from the best.” You told him, curling a finger under his chin to give him a gentle kiss. “Remember the only reason we survived that road trip was because of you, my love.”

Eventually, the groceries got put away, Hypnos spent a solid hour in front of an a/c in a quiet house with the kids napping.

After the sun went down, you went to the patio and began grilling dinner, simple cheeseburgers and Hypnos had plans to down at least two. 

“Hey, could someone bring me the pineapple?” You called out. The kids immediately took off, screaming about killer pineapple.

You and him stared at each other in silence, the twilight overhead. Hypnos took a moment to admire you, softened by the ending of the day, hair tousled. If he stood close enough, he knew you would smell like warm skin and soap. 

Maybe no new baby but that didn’t mean he and you couldn’t practice tonight. 

“They are not going to eat it, are they?” Your tone wry as you shared a smile with him.  

Hypnos smiled, feeling so hopelessly fond that his heart hurt a little from it. “Nope.”

[the-whispers-of-death]

im decently sure you're about ready to put me in the trash bin but you said you wanted to hear about ocs and you're the only one i can ramble to so

more fun times between your ocs and my ocs:

in a misguided attempt at "friendship" Selga once brought Sarabi a rabbit he hunted. just kinda came up to him, covered in blood with the rabbit in his mouth and dropped it in front of Sarabi like "here, is for you". Simba and Nala were the unfortunate witnesses to Selgas insane finger strength as they watched him climb up a tree by digging his fingers into the bark to pull himself up. when they first met Selga DID NOT want to be around Stone he thought Stone was too large and his glare wasn't helping so Selga was hissing a lot (everytime Stone talked to a memeber of the group Selga was in the background giving him laser eyes)

while everyone was climbing into the back of a truck (the open back kind) one of the lions was struggling to get in(for whatever reason) so Hazzard grabs them by the scruff and lifts them into the truck because he would do that for the members of his group, mainly Void. The lions get to witness Void being thrown by everyone because he's very light and everyone thinks it's fun to throw him and it's fun for him to be thrown. (Void gets tossed around like a ball)

Vaccine and Dartboard terrorise Kali by coming up behind him and blowing into his ears then running away laughing

Stone and Hazzard become semi friends but they mostly just sit beside one another in silence

Lader(pls correct me if i spelled that wrong), a confident queen, teaches Diana, a not confident queen, how to be more confident

now for the menace. this is how i imagine a meeting between experiment Stone and Johan would go (Stone can't run away he has to face the menace):

*Johan sees experiment Stone* oh wow look at you :) aren't you an interesting find? :) a mix of human and tiger DNA.... fascinating :) tell me. how does that impact your daily life? *pets Stones ear gently* is your hearing sensitive? :) do you have a prey drive? what about water? are you a good swimmer? :) do you get an urge to pounce on people? *Johan dodges a swipe from Stone when he tries to pet Stones tail* do you get... seasons? :) i know it's rather inappropriate to ask but it's quite interesting to find out about how animal DNA could impact a humans inner workings including reproduction :) :) :) :) :)

(Johan keeps questioning Stone until Hazzard comes to drag him off and save poor Stone from the torment)

Sarabi would gladly accept the rabbit Selga offered to him. How very kind of him to find Sarabi food.

Nala and Simba are impressed that Selga can just climb a tree by digging his fingers into the bark. Would he be willing to teach them how to do that too?

Stone is watching Selga hiss at him every time he's near one of the team members and he's just confused. Will he reach out to Selga? Probably not, considering he just doesn't want to push Selga into liking him.

Hazzard definitely has to help Nala get into the vehicle, because while he is tall (he's 6ft), he's not really as fast as the others because his legs are just a bit shorter. So yeah, Hazzard, just throw him into the back of the vehicle when you're all trying to escape quickly. Also, I think Kali would join in carrying Void around (he wouldn't throw him because that's too bold for him to do so).

Kali is shocked when Vaccine and Dartboard are messing with him, because usually he's the menace. So it's time for him to join in on the fun, prank the twins.

Sitting beside someone silently and just enjoying their presence is such a Stone thing to do. He loves just sitting with Hazzard.

Ladder when she notices Diana being not so confident: I'll help you. You're so beautiful and you deserve to feel like you know it.

Experiment!Stone is wondering if he could eat Johan before Johan can poke and prod him. He's already had scientists poke and prod him, hence what got him in this mess in the first place. I don't know if Johan or Experiment!Stone is the more lucky one when Hazzard comes to drag Johan away.

[too-true-to-believe]

Transcripts of Silas Anderson’s investigations regarding a group called Siblinghood of Skull and Flower. Events take place over a 3 week span from late October to mid November. 

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Audio recording regarding the research of a potential cult. Call themselves Siblinghood of Skull and Flower, indirectly linked to several investigators disappearances. Gonna try and avoid the group's focus while looking into how they make money and get new members. I suspect they are the kind of group to not worry about getting money in less than legal ways, but I could always be surprised.

The Siblinghood’s goals are unknown, however due to the name it is likely the group is interested in scavenging carcasses for bones. No problems with that, till they start nabbing people of course. Can’t ever condone murder even if human bones look cool as shit. 

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Turns out, Mariana Fletcher, owner and proprietor of Fletcher's General Store has a dirty little secret. Apparently, she has a tendency to cook the books to get better interest rates from the bank. Course, this is all coming from Pierre Byron who's the current proprietor of Daily Select Grocery and Pharmacy. Claims he knows she's doing cause "the amount of stock she carries don't match the amount of clients she gets." Gonna have a looksy at Fletcher’s to see if I can get to the bottom of this. Might just be a competitor trying to bad mouth someone. 

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Watching Fletcher’s for 'bout a week and a half now and only ever saw one customer. Some dirty guy in his late 30s, didn't seem to like lil' old Mariana’s food. Shame, seems like she is in dire need of some loyal customers. Mariana herself ventures out into the Jackdaw Fields on an almost nightly basis, the only days she didn't go were days where it was below freezing. Unknown if this is general activities for the Siblinghood or simply due to the fact Mariana is a little old lady whose bones disagree with the cold. I could look farther into that of course but you know … can't investigate anymore if I get disappeared.  Ha ha … 

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So I managed to talk to Mariana’s grandson, no idea who or where Mariana’s child is, with the help of buying him some candy and a promise to teach him how to widdle. Kids about 9 so take anything he says with a grain of salt, or like a whole salt shaker. Says his grandma likes to go out into the woods to collect bones but on nights when she goes out he's not allowed to get out of bed once the sun sets. Apparently she's got some kind of box that ‘smells like the apples left after we harvest’ that the bones go in once she finds them. 

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Turns out Mr Byron was wrong about how much she ought to pay for products. Kiddo showed me their apple orchard, pointed out the hunting trails Mariana takes to collect meat, and introduced me to their pet chickens. Mean little bastards. Stole a whole button off my jacket.

Anyways, the kid also showed me “Grandma’s biggest secret”. Get this, she's got an honest to god bone stash buried out in the woods, under an old hickory tree. Couldn’t move them “or else Grandma’ll get really mad,” but contains a mix of human bones and animal bones. All degreased and defleshed. No clear organizational system, but the kid said Grandma put them right where she wants them. Kid says Grandma has a whole bunch of stashes like this, but he wouldn't show me any other ones. 'Parrently showing me this one scared him, coz he mad me pinky promise not to tell anyone or move the bones.

I … I’m gonna be honest I don’t know what to do? Like, clearly there's someone's bones under that tree, but what am I supposed to do? If Granny Mariana is willing to kill and stash whoever they are, then she’d have no problem doing the same to me. But I can’t just do nothing … right?  

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The Fletcher kid likes me apparently. At least enough to give me a bracelet with about 25 teeth on it. Mix of human and animal, carnivore and herbivore. No ID yet.

I'm keeping the bracelet of course, don't want to upset my new friend, but ... fuck. What do I do?

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