#“...Well! Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God.”: Blitzo [Helluva Boss]

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"Now, let's get back to talking about my outfit" Blitzo said after a moment, showing off his leather jacket with a horse on the back of it. "This is the most badass item I've bought in this city! Like, come on. Everyone needs a good leather jacket and it as a horse on it! A fucking horse!"

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"Wow, well, maybe you should figure out some answers on your own before blaming everyone else?" Blitz admitted with a slight shrug. "However, the irritation thing is mutual because none of this makes a lick of sense of why we're here or why I can't seem to get back down to Hell."

@ivycovestarters || Location: Baldur's Gate

"I am in a world absolutely filled to the brim with magic, and yet not a single person can explain how I cam to be here or why. It's been a long time since I've been this irritated." Regina shut another of the tomes she'd found in Sorcerer's Sundries, looking irritably at the other people around in the shop before turning back to the person talking to her. "So yes, I do look like I'm having a bad day. I am surrounded by incompetence."

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The Freelancer isn't my favourite Listener, but my headcanon for them is that when they get mad, they start going ham and shit-talking like Blitzo (the 'o' is silent, lol) from Helluva Boss because it's funny 😅

Damien: Heads up, Freelancer. History of Magic is cancelled today

The Freelancer, forgot that they have a presentation with him that day: "Well, Christ on a stick, I guess there is a god!"

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@pennedfairytales [Event Starter for Anyone]

Location: Baldur's Gate

"I don't think I've ever come to a place where it never really stops raining." Blitzo admitted with a slight frown. "I just want to go back to Hell, I don't understand what's so wrong with that? I don't like humans, I don't like the human world. It is just busy and people are terrible."

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@violentdelightstheseviolentends [Event Starter: Roommates: Prince Adem]

Location: Baldur's Gate

"I'm not used to having a roommate...well, not someone that isn't family. My daughter lived with me back home and then in Ivy Cove, I lived with my dad." Blitz admitted with a slight shrug. "YOu aren't one of those roommates that will ride my ass about everything, are you?"

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Sometimes Blitzo forgot that he wasn't in Hell anymore and that he was technically human. Well, human with demon-like abilities still. "Oh, no. I even think about that. Usually, we just follow after them and just kill them. I guess you can't do that. Humans can be kinda weak sometimes, huh?"

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.｡.:*☆ Usagi had no idea what had happened. One moment, she was walking down the street, looking forward to be able to buy herself something in the bakery. The next, she was lying flat on her back, blinking up into the sky and the concerned faces of strangers.

“Ouch….” She groaned, only now feeling pain radiating from the back of her head. “What was that? Did something run me over? Did anyone see the licence plate of that truck, maybe?” She asked, clearly a little dizzy.

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@signcfthetiimes [Rhaenyra and Blitzo]

"Yeah, I guess? It wasn't shocking where I am from. Shit, where I am from this is calm." Blitz admitted.

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@signcfthetiimes [Seth and Blitzo]

"Do I?" Blitz questioned, raising an eyebrow at the other. "I don't know, coming to this city has been a lot for me. I don't really know how to process it all. My home life was not any easier and I left a lot of things opened. I haven't really closed any chapters, just stopped writing them."

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Welcome to Ivy Cove, Blitzo..

woah! was that BLITZO walking down main street? i heard they’re not actually from ivy cove but come from HELLUVA BOSS. they’re 30 and live in SHOREGRAZE RIDGE but watch out because they can be INSECURE + EVIL but are actually CARING +PROTECTIVE. despite them HAVING memories, you’ll always think of RED AND BLACK HORNS ON HIS HEAD, WEARING LEATHER CLADDED JACKETS AND BOOTS, AND IS ALWAYS HOLDING A GUN IN HIS HANDS when imagining them. / peter gadot, he/him

Blitz is working as a cop because he gets to hold a gun.

He's not the best cop and is on the verge of being fired.

He's rude, crass and flirts with anything that has a pulse.

If you are close to him and he trusts you, Blitz can be very kind and sweet though. It's rare, but it happens.

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"i knew the human world had no taste" blitz chuckled, giving the other a nod. "thank you. oh don't worry, i am never taking this jacket off. i want to be buried in it, so no one else can wear it. that's how serious i am about it."

"you are right, it was my opinion." her honest opinion she believed was right, but aylin let that drop. "i am neither uncomfortable or annoyed. but just because i think it is a terrible jacket, it should not stop you from wearing it. especially since you are already so passionate about it."

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"You had a very sad childhood if you never knew about horses." Blitz told the other, shaking his head. What kind of vultures raised this woman? "Well, check them out, watch some movies and then get back to me. Watch some cowboys too, then you'll get it."

"as long as you're confident that's what matters." she says with a small smirk. she wasn't used to small talk really. but the question make her pause growing solemn. horses... really any animal. seemed like something she should recognize as a normal person. "i don't... have any opinion on horses really. never knew they existed growing up." and growing up was relative when she thought about when had died.

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"Oh, dude, don't even flatter yourself. Sure, we might have similar features to one another, but you are nowhere near on my level." Blitz told him with a soft laugh. "Maybe you should get your eyes checked?"

"The detail that I do not have a brother, and yet to look at you is like looking in a mirror" and that was something he didn't understand. "Though if you do not see it, perhaps I am simply more tired then I originally thought" not that he believed that for a moment.

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"Ah, you might be on to something there." Blitz admitted with a slight nod. Maybe Moxxie should try a dress when he was out helping them, he might actually bag more bad guys than he and Millie did. If he ever saw them again, that was. "I guess? i'm not really from the human world, so i don't know a lot of the cultures if i'm being honest."

"they were loose fitting and actually it made it quite easy to move." patroclus replied, shrugging. "the air flow was favoured, i've heard that this was popular in other cultures? the lack of pants."

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"Insanity is what I'm used too, so I kind of like it." Blitz admitted with a nod. "Y'all wore dresses to train? Wouldn't that have been kind of hard to train in a dress?" He asked curiously.

"it's a dress i suppose, something men wore when training." patroclus admitted, shrugging easily. "its strange, i'm not sure if i would say insane but very much different to what i am normally accustomed to."

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"Even if they do study fashion, I will ignore them. It's my body, right? I can wear what I want to." Blitz pointed out with a soft chuckle. "I think I should take it a step up and get some cow boy boots...and maybe like, some stir up pants."

"people are idiots, unless they've studied fashion i'd ignore them." marinette was honest. "they take whats online too serious and don't know how to admire people who stand outside the trends." she added, shrugging. "live your best life, if you want a horse on it no one is going to stop you."

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"That's what I am saying. The opinion may be their own, but it can still be wrong." Blitz pointed out with a nod. "I punched a couple and then I got bored. I decided to just let the haters hate and I am going to be rocking his leather jacket everywhere I go now."

her mouth opened slightly, before closing again. "i wish that it wasn't true." she was honest. "people can be so unnecessarily cruel - i hope you punched them." gwyn offered the other a kind smile. "people need to learn that if they have nothing nice to say that they shouldn't say anything at all."