#’would L think i’m kira for getting pegged?’ as foreplay

[intobarbarians]

light and misa have the most insane, kinky sex and i don’t mean “hot” but “completely abnormal”

it starts with misa desperate to get in light’s pants and offering him carte blanche to do whatever. “i’ll let you stick it anywhere. you can tie me up and spank me!”

light declines and says something about having a headache.

“i can tie YOU up and spank YOU?”

the headache becomes a migraine.

misa gets a little scientific with her arguments. “sex is great for stress relief. you can’t be distracted when making a new, perfect world! touch my boobs.”

“why do you care so much about sex? why don’t you focus on your career? or helping me rid the world of evil?”

“a girl has needs! help me take care of them?”

light thinks quick on his feet. “misa, i love you for your mind and your commitment to the new world i’m building. if you need other people to satisfy your carnal desires, i fully support opening our relationship so you don’t have to settle for less”

“NO i am having sex with one person for the rest of my life and that person is you!!!!”

light excuses himself from the conversation. his headache has returned.

he broaches the topic with L because who else would he talk about sex with and because he loves their weird mind games. “misa is pressuring me into having sex.”

“almost everyone interested in women and sex would have agreed to having sex with misa.” *builds a Titanic replica from plastic dessert spoons*

and so it becomes “would L think i’m kira for not having sex with misa or would he think i’m kira for having sex with her after we talked about me not having sex with misa or would he think i’m kira for not having sex with misa after we talked about me not having sex with misa?”

this is why light agrees to have sex with misa, btw, because he needs the stress relief

she orgasms because she’s obsessed with him and she’s taken his virginity. he orgasms because he thought about how L would think he’s not kira because he’s having sex with misa and not killing people, check and MATE