#‘you speak good english get up on that stage’ UHHHH

[kavalyera]

im gonna cry why do i gotta lead an opening ceremony😭😭

[pixie-cocaine]

ATEEZ Reaction To: Catching them off-guard by being naked

Hii, I've noticed your requests are open. And i've been seeing your Ateez reactions recently, which are amazing. :D I just wondered, do you think you could do an Ateez reaction where their S.O. walks into the room naked while they are playing a game, working on music etc? (Kind of like that new Tik tok trend going around atm) x

Guuurl, sorry I waited so long to actually do something about this ask lol, but hopefully this will make you happy :)

Songs Listened To: X by CODE KUNST + LEE HI, FXXK It by BIGBANG, Dante’s Creek by THEY + DEAN, Baby Don’t Stop by NCT, Love Talk - Wayv, A Little Death by The Neighborhood

Hongjoong ♡:

• This man was straight vibing and your sneaky ass just HAD to do something

• “Joong.”

• “Yeah?” he didn’t look up from the small journal, with which he was jotting down lyrics for a future song he was to produce for

• He kept his eyes trained on the pages

• And uh-uh, that wouldn’t do 😤

• You rolled your eyes and waltzed over to the boy, putting a hand on the shoulder of the chair so you could swing him around to face you, an eyebrow raised

• “Look at me.”

• And he sure as hell did dafdsaffwq

• Face said :O

• Doesn’t matter how many times he sees your nude body, still looks like a kid in a candy store lol

• To say he was completely distracted would be a huge understatement

• Hanky panky in his mini studio? Yessir

Seonghwa ♡:

• Looking at this gif and listening to a slowed sexy song is gonna kill me istg

• Also, who let him act like a little hoe in their comeback? Keep your shirt down, mister, it’s not safe

• Gorl has nothing to do in his sparetime because he’s not too big of a gAMeR, but he does like to play phone games when he’s especially bored

• Would probably be playing like fuckin uhhhh candy crush or something when you said “lemme do sum a lil crazy 😌💅“

• You were kinda just curious to see what his reaction would be if you showed up witcha tiddies out

• So you got out the shower and half-assedly threw on a silk robe that Hwa got you for your birthday, not tying it or anything, but rather letting it slip off your damp shoulders while the front sat open and displayed your body for all to see

• His reaction when you leant against the doorframe and fake pouted?

• Immediate 📉

• Everday and night he’s gon chase you frfr

• “C’mere...,” He’d mumble, tossing his phone to the side 

• Level thirty-seven could wait ;)

Yunho ♡:

• Playing pc games at home is one of his favorite things to do (He’s even said so)

• PC games are his go-to when he gets bored of console

• So he’s constantly in his lil gaming room so that if you’re ever sleeping, he doesn’t wake you up

• He was on a multiuplayer session of Valorant when you decided to ruin his gaymer grind

• F in the chat boys

• “Yunho?”

• “Yes?” He stops his hastily typed directions to his game buddies in favor of giving you a quick glance from his chair, and has to look over again to make sure he's seeing things right

• Yeah, he was definitely seeing the pretty rise of your breasts and smoothness of your thighs, revealed from the towel now on the floor, right. Especially the way both of those lovely attributes were becoming larger as you approached him

• "W-woah!" He rushes to shield his eyes, though you only giggle and swivel his chair around in order to straddle him, removing his hands from his face

• "What? Am I too repulsive to?"

• "No! No it's just...," Yunho trails off, letting out a shaky breath and trying his best to not stare so obviously. Literally just paying attention at anything but what you wanted him to

• You only grin, tilting his chin to you face you head-on, "It's ok to look, baby. Don't be so shy"

• a forgotten game and heated chair sex is what would lead to your surprise

• kiss kiss for baby 😘

Yeosang ♡:

• We need more Yeosang gifs, this is ridiculous y'all ;(. Also, we're just... Not gonna talk about San on the side 💀

• Oh oh! And Yeosang getting bolder on stage is my favorite thing

• soooo snowboarding

• Yeosang said he likes to do that in his free time

• He'd just got a new custom board, which the front had lovely baby blue dripping forest face and the meaning of his name painted in black for the back, "Sound Resonating From A High Point."

• He was waxing it in the kitchen with it sat atop the island for easier space when he felt your arms slide around his waist, to which he smiled at, still continuing his work

• "Hello there," he mused

• "Baby, what would you do if I told you I was naked?"

• bitch hUH??

• He really did not waste time with turning in your hold and IMMEDIATELY looking down to see what you're wearing

• He chuckles upon , giving a cat whistle before bending down to set you on top of the counter

• "What's this for?"

• "Bored," you purse your lips, allowing yourself to lean back on your forearms as you spread your legs, "And you seemed like a good time-passer"

• Yeosang hums, falling to his knees easily enough and pulling you towards the edge of the island, then presses an affectionate kiss to your inner thigh

• "Fair enough"

San ♡:

• San likes to spiffy up on his English, which is still pretty hard for him even if you assure him that he's doing just fine when he speaks it around your family

• That being said, you'll sometimes catch him at the table with a textbook in front of him and a language journal by the side that he uses to write small romanizations

• You were particularly bored today. And damn, was San looking good with his messy black hair and shirtless torso. He never really did wear shirts around the house.

• "Sannie," You sang from the doorframe, fresh out of the shower and a bit sexually frustrated considering San hadn't touched you for a couple weeks due to your busy schedule

• He hummed in acknowledgement, jotting something down in the journal as he alternated between both the book and notebook

• You knew he was busy but his English really wasn't bad, so it didn't need to be now. It could wait a bit longer

• Sighing, you drop the towel from your body and fling it at San, which makes him jump and pull it from off of his head, looking towards you immediately and gasping

• You put a hand on your hip, giggling at how he tries to calm himself down

• lol goofy boy

• "C'mon, I know you're tired, I can help you relax," you gesture with a finger in a beckoning motion, and like he was already planning on it, he hops up from his seat and follows you back to the bedroom

• sorry if this was kinda boring lol, let's just San could have literally any reaction and frankly, this is probably the most tame he would be

Mingi ♡:

• Like Yunho in a lot of ways

• He does like to play games (probably PC, too), so you already know he'd be mashing that controller in the living room lol

• "Aww man, are you kidding me!?"

• Mingi gets shy, especially when it comes to you, so when you decided it'd be a good idea to step in front of the screen while he was playing Zelda with the towel around your body held open, he was a visual representation of keyboard mashing

• "Woah—Ohmygod-" [insert Minnie baby accidentally throwing his controller in his haste to cover his eyes]

• "You don't want me?" You ask, pouting and tilting your head

• His response is spreading two of the fingers across his eyes to peek, nodding his head frantically but trying to find the right words so he doesn't make you sad, "You just scared me is all! I don't wanna be rude by looking when you don't want me to or anything..."

• He takes his fingers away to hold them out instead, making grabby hands until you smile and crawl into them, in turn, climbing on top of his lap and letting him press his face into the valley between your breasts so he could kiss the skin there while looking at you

• "I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong idea," he mumbles, nuzzling his head farther down

• "No baby, you're fine," You reassure him with a hand ruffling the strands of his hair

• sweet hanky panky alert 🚨 sweet hanky panky alert 🚨

Wooyoung ♡:

• it's the large ass gif of Woo and his ponytail for me

• Oh and yeah, I know this doesn't quite fit theme of YOU walking in on them to flash your boobies but you're gonna keep your mouth shut and pretend it does 😏

• Another gamer.. damn this is getting repetitive

• hmmm

• Dance practice it is! 😃

• Woo doesn't like repeatedly practicing the same moves over and over again, but he did like the progress he made with each re-do, so he supposes he'll bear with the exhaustion

• Well.. obviously not now, because he's just walking through the bedroom door when he finally registers that you're sitting on the bed, lying on your stomach and scrolling through your phone with a leg raising your body go the side

• You snap your head to look at him, "Ah, there you are," you grin, pushing yourself up to a sitting position, "Thought you were gonna come home late again"

• Wooyoung let's out a snort as he closes the door behind him and drops his dance bag to the side, already taking his inky black hair out of the ponytail it was previously in and shaking it loose

• "What a nice surprise"

Jongho ♡:

• No thoughts, only buff babie

• And how he sung "sex in the morning baby" with a scary amount of aggression

• lol it makes sense that sweetie likes to play racing games on his computer

• LITerally so precious ;(

• Same trope (yes I'm a disappointment); Jongie plopped onto his lil chair with a fluffy blanket around his shoulders and headphones on that cute little head of his

• He said "I love playing car games, vroom vroom y'all 😤"

• And you said "I love playing surprise games, yes yes 😈"

• Gorl, when I tell you he squeaked out of surprise at how you turned his chair around to face you ;(

• "Uhh... Am I- Am I supposed to be looking?" He stammers, eyebrows raised and eyes locked on your bare front

• "By all means, baby," you purr, shaking your head with a familiar fondness at the boy in awe before you

• Just like Joong, he never tires of seeing you naked. He loves looking at you when you're nude, because it's when he can appreciate all aspects of you

• "Hang on, let me pause the game, I'll meet you in the bedroom"

• Getting intimate with Jongho is quite easy. He'll pretty much always say yes to sex, and it's pretty casual when you hint at it

[evajellion]

So uhhhh wishlist of characters for the Fighters Pass. Keyword being wishlist, not prediction because I don’t like getting my hopes up, lol.

Reasons for each selection (sans Min Min) below the cut-

Arle Nadja: I’ve been supporting this character for Smash ever since Smash 4 came out, which was obvious due to my frequent reblogging! I absolutely love Puyo Puyo and Madou Monogatari, I listed the reasons why she’d be a good Smash fit… even on Twitter between both the English and Japanese fans, they kinda want her in.

It would be good to have a puzzle game representative, that isn’t a Mario character. Speaking of which…

Vi: I see a lot of people who want Paper Mario in Smash… and hoo boy, I’m gonna get flack for sounding like a really cliché/bad YouTuber, but Paper Mario just isn’t what it used to be, and if he got into Smash he’d be a shell of his former self.

Not only did Bug Fables prove to be better than all of the post 2010 Paper Mario titles, but one of the protagonists, Vi, has a potentially interesting move pool to work with! Plus, we’ve come quite a long way with the indie representation in Smash-- going from Spirits and an Assist Trophy to Mii costumes with a soundtrack. Sure, Bug Fables isn’t as successful as Undertale or Cuphead, but you never know.

Crono: One of the greatest SNES RPGs that isn’t a part of the Final Fantasy franchise. Since the other Final Fantasy protagonists that would be good fits for Smash feel rather moot due to the presence of Cloud, and Dragon Quest has all of its Heroes, why not give Chrono Trigger some love?

If not Crono himself, I’d gladly take Frog or Magus! We could even have a stage of the Day of Lavos. Imagine just how terrifying that would be!

Phoenix Wright: I won’t lie, part of it is just to snuff out Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite for leaving poor Feenie out. They had a perfectly funny joke character with an interest concept for attacks, and just… wasted it after MvC3.

A mystery visual novel character would be an amusing addition for Smash. Phoenix Wright is a fantastic series that made the GBA and the DS worth its money. To make it extra crazy, we could even have Apollo and Athena as alternate characters.

Porky Minch: The character that should have been there, the missing link left behind from Subspace. Honestly, I think this would be a great way to end Smash Ultimate’s roster, with a character calling back to Brawl-- maybe even accompanied with a flashback to Subspace.

There are only two MOTHER characters in Smash, and that’s honestly pathetic (but not as bad as F-Zero only having one rep) even if the MOTHER series is a small one. Ness and Lucas are pretty much only in one game, while our guy Porky here is in two of them. Another antagonist would be the perfect, final fit!

But uh, these are just my opinions and hopeful thinking, probably not what we’re actually gonna get.. I wanted to include Quote from Cave Story but I ran out of room.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #230

“this is where i wanna grow old, so i’m just praying i don’t make parole.”

Has a movie ever made you cry? Yeup. Do you smile open-mouthed or closed-mouthed? Usually open. I look higher with my mouth closed, lol. What gaming systems do you own? A PS2, Wii, gaming laptop, DS Lite, and a GameBoy Advance. Do you know anyone else with your last name other than family? Not off the top of my head. Is your favorite band still together? Yeah. Any movies your looking forward to seeing? I want to see both Joker and IT: Chapter II. Where do you see most of your concerts? Only been to one, which was in Raleigh. Have you ever had escargot? No, I NEVER will. Do you like chocolate popsicles? Hell yeah. Do you save seats for your friends in class? I don't have real friends at college yet, just like a couple acquaintances. Back in high school and younger, I did occasionally with my purse or something. Depended on where we were. How many people do you know with red hair? I don't care enough to count, honestly. Three off the very top of my head. Have you ever wondered what you look like when you’re sleeping? Yeah. Are your parents proud of you? I mean they say so, but I doubt it a lot. Would you ever be your schools mascot who wears that costume? NO. Those sound so gross and hot. Have you ever had a pet fish? Multiple. What age did you start staying home alone? Idr. Would you rather see the Great Wall of China or Big Ben? Big Ben appeals to me more, but the Great Wall would probably impress me more. Can you do a handstand? Nope. What’s a brand of shoe you like, but wouldn’t buy a pair? I like studded and spiked high heels like, A LOT. Are you reading any books right now? Not currently. Sara sent me the first Wings of Fire book because I'm interested in reading it, I just normally read at school when I have no work to do, and for a looooong while now I have always been busy doing schoolwork while I wait in the library for Mom to finish her classes. Any plans for tomorrow? No. Who did you last take a picture with? My kitty. How do you like your chicken? Breaded, typically. Like as nuggets and such. What’s your favorite fast food restaurant? Sonic. What song are you listening to? I've been binging the "I Don't Wanna Be Free" song from AHWM since it came out man. It's not even biased, Mark's voice has just gotten so fucking GOOD and I'm so proud and in love- Do you have any bruises? No. What’s the last thing you googled? How to make a rounded border of a square in Photoshop bc I forgot while making stuff for Sara. How often do you use a real dictionary? Never. They're pretty much obsolete. When you were little did your mom ever sing to you? Yeah. What’s the reason you last laughed really hard? Um idr. Who do you sit with at lunch? I don't go to the school cafe, so. How long have your parents been together? They were together like... I wanna say 18 years? Somewhere around 20. What’s your favorite kind of Gatorade? EW none. Out of all your friends, whose house have you stayed at the most? I really don't have any current friends whose houses I've gone to. So Sara, if you count her. Who is one person you couldn’t imagine life without? My mom. The idea of her dying is fucking terrifying beyond possible words for me. What’s your favorite Disney movie? The Lion King. Are you camera shy? Yes bc I hate my body. Just let me be behind it. Are you politically correct? It really depends on what the subject is. We've become too politically "correct" if you ask me. I'd honestly say I'm mostly not. Eh, idk. Again, it depends. Speaking of politics, do they tend to overexcite you? Quite the opposite, they bore the hell out of me. Are your parents Democratic, Republican, or neither? I'm quite sure Dad is a Republican, but I'm really not sure; Mom, meanwhile, I think she leans more towards Democrat, but fits the "Independent" title well. My stepmother is ANNOYINGLY far-right. I almost regret adding her on FB. What’s the worst household chore? When you don't have a dishwasher, hand-washing dishes. I fucking hate it. Do you get along better with boys or girls, and why? I only say girls because I'm afraid of men. I can befriend a man perfectly fine, just I am going to be VERY paranoid and anxious in the early stages of knowing him. Do you love dreaming? Honestly, I'd almost prefer not to dream, I think. I barely remember mine anyways, and I like the feeling of waking up after a DEEP sleep. Maaaany of my dreams/nightmares involve Jason anyway, so I'd just rather not deal with 'em. Do you have any conditions that you need medication for? I refuse to come off my bipolarity medications. They're the reason I'm not a suicidal tragedy anymore. I could survive without my anxiety meds, but I'd sure prefer not to. What’s a recurring theme in dreams? (I often dream about rollercoasters.) Most of my nightmares/terrors involve me getting into an altercation of some sort, and I'm always unable to defend myself. Should everybody have affordable health insurance? Fuck yes they should. You shouldn't have to go fucking bankrupt to stay alive, goddamn. This subject gets me heated as hell. Creation or evolution? Evolution. Do you have terrible memory? My memory is so incredibly bad I've had borderline anxiety attacks that I have early-onset dementia lmfao. What do you think is the most peaceful religion? I'm not knowledgeable enough on this, but off the top of my head, Buddhism? If you’re feeling frightened, what thoughts tend to comfort you? I am such a baby. It helps me in a lot of situations if my mom is with me. What year were you born in? 1996. What is the best decade for music? '80s, maybe. Or 2000s. Are you prejudiced against anybody? (Other races, gays, etc.) No. Are you a licensed driver? No, but I have my permit. I'm too scared and inexperienced to get my license because I'm too hesitant to drive enough. Do you have any regrets? Yeah. Is there anything you wish you could say to someone right now? I'm going to wish I could tell Jason I'm sorry 'til the day I die, probably. There's things I wanna tell Megan, Hannia... a few people. What time do you normally wake up? If I don't have my 8 AM class, it can range from like, 6-9 AM. Is there anyone not in life anymore, that you wish still was? Plenty of people. What’s your favorite type of bird? Barn owls. How many friends do you have on Facebook? 112. Have you ever gotten back together with an ex? No. How far away is the closest store to your house and what is it? Uhhhh. The actual town-town I live in is like three minutes away or so, so there's a large amount. I guess the closest is... a dollar store, probably? When was the last time you made out with somebody? A long time ago. What TV show(s) have you been watching currently? None. How many apps do you have on your phone? Just six, but I can't even update one because my phone has such little memory. What pet names do you use with your significant other? Besides the normal ones like "hunny" and stuff, "pretty woman" and then (THEY'RE JOKES/REFERENCES OK) "Bubblebutt" and "Candyass" lmfao. Do you have to wear a name badge where you work? N/A Do you have a dress code or have to wear a uniform where you work? N/A Have you ever dated a smoker? If not, would you? For less than a day. I wouldn't date one now, no. What is your mother’s first name? Donna. Do you share a middle name with any of your siblings? More like I share it with every white female on Earth. Have there ever been any bushfires/wildfires in your area? Small ones. How would you label your sexual orientation? Bisexual. Have you ever been a member in a band? No. What’s your favorite kind of accent? English. Do you have separate emails for personal and business? No. Well, I have a separate school email. Have you ever missed a flight? Yes. None of us anticipated the airport would take so long. Are you someone who always needs a coffee before you can function? No. Have you ever seen a lunar eclipse? Yes!! Do you know your significant other’s passwords? No, and I don't need to. I have a respect for privacy. What’s your favorite type of salad? Just lettuce with dressing, really. Cucumbers in there is okay, though. Lobster dip or crab dip? Ew. Do you shop at Goodwill? No. Do you make grocery lists? I don't do the grocery shopping, so. When is your next doctor’s appointment? I see my psychiatrist uhhh next week I think, then my main doctor is referring me to a dietitian per my request as of a couple days ago. Do you own a pair of feather earrings? No. Elephants or lions? Visually, lions, but as animals themselves, elephants. What color do you want to dye your hair next? Silver. Do you decorate for Easter? Not anymore, really. We don't decorate for almost anything at this point. Do you have a car? I don't have a license, so why even. Are you the same size you were ten years ago? Bitch I fuckin WISH. Do people mistake you for a teenager? No. Do you know what you want to do for your next birthday? Get a tattoo and have that gd heavenly drink Sara's dad made me once that Changed My Life. Do you know anyone who’s started a business and been successful? I have an old real photographer friend. Strawberry or watermelon? Strawberries. I'm actually not a big fan of watermelon; it's typically too bland to me. If it's sweet, then hell yeah. What new hobby are you thinking of starting? What's a "hobby." Were you ever a team captain of anything? No. Something I find boring is… TV, usually. If I could give my mother an award it would be for… Her dedication and hard work that's probably unmatched. The most memorable costume I’ve worn is… Idr. My personal hero is… Mark. M-A-R-K. Mark. Markiplier. Fischfuck. Have you heard of Mark Fischbach? An author whose work changed my life is… None. Are you happy with yourself on the outside? (explain) No, but just because I'm overweight. Otherwise, I guess I'd be. Are you happy with yourself on the inside? (explain) Mostly, at least. There're things I hate, things I want to change, all that. Do you take responsibility for your actions? Yes. Do you treat yourself well? Eh. Is there something nobody knows about you (& what)? Yeah, and I'd prefer for it to stay that way. If in a relationship, do you feel you could "do better"? No. Feel like I don't deserve her half the time. Do you have any mental disorders? lol Have you ever stolen from a friend or family member? Wow, no. Money or love? Love. Have you done anything to make someone dislike you (& what)? Not on purpose. Multiple things. Mostly making ridiculous opinions I've had in the past known. Would/did you cheat on someone for revenge? Or if they wouldn’t find out? No and no. Would you rather be remembered for something bad or forgotten? Forgotten. Do you boss around your friends, or give in to what they want to do? The latter by far. Do you donate or volunteer as much as you could? I don't have money to donate. I don't have transportation or time for volunteering. Do you believe in a god (& why or why not)? Yeah, 'cuz the Big Bang Theory just doesn't make sense to me. Compacted nothing exploding into everything. But by this point in my life, I really don't care if there is or isn't. Are you spoiled? No. How do you ease anxiety? Deep breathing, music, talking to Mom or Sara... Do you avoid physically unattractive people, even before knowing them? Oh my god. Does your family have a secret? No. If single, would you knowingly be who someone cheats on someone else with? NO. NO. THE GUILT WOULD BE FUCKING ASTRONOMICAL. Choose one living person you’d like to meet. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh y'know I don't have a clue it's not like I love one (1) male homosapien- Are you over-protective of anyone? Maybe Sara. I'm not sure if it reaches the "over" level. What do you think of the name Xiomara (zeo-marah)? Cool as hell, man. Who did you receive your latest notification from? On Facebook? Uhhhhh *checks* my childhood babysitter liked something. How do you know the last person you were in a car with? I came out of her lmao so I mean- Do you support PETA? They are WAY too extreme. Do you honestly hate anyone? My old doctor that fucking destroyed my body. Do you go to church? No. Have you ever been depressed? I've had chronic depression since the 7th grade, so- Or are you a generally happy person? I'm usually just content. Do you think you are a good friend? Yeah. Usually. What is your usual username on sites? "Ozzkat" (rarely with a "0" if it's somehow taken) almost everywhere. Celeb crush? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Non celeb crush? My girlfriend. /v\ Bad habit you are trying to fix? Procrastinating on homework las;djfa;weiraweawer Would you rather go to school or have a job? I'd rather have a goddamn job that I can actually do and enjoy. What is your major? Organismal biology. Favorite cookie? Chocolate chip. Favorite flavor? Strawberry, chocolate... depends on what we're talkin' about. Candles or incense? INCENSE. Would you ever have an abortion? Probably if I was raped. Idk. What do you want for your birthday from your bf or gf? It'd be amazing if she could be here. Favorite flavor of milk? Chocolate. Something you like to do alone? Watch YouTube, draw, write. Something you like doing with friends? Vidya games, go out to see a movie or bowl or something, just hang out and chat. Thick or thin blanket? T H I C C Do you walk around barefoot in your house? Who wears shoes in their house????? tf??????????? u ok?????????????? Do you have a ring on your ring finger? No. Do you know how to type home row? Yeah, that's how I type.

[catboymettaton]

oof sorry im late but #squad and hobby for the oc ask meme?

don’t worry about being late, a late ask is so much better than no asks

#squad: who’s friends with who? what are the squad dynamics like? 

ooh boy I hope you’re ready for a long infodump. this isn’t organized in any way I’m just kinda writing stuff down as it comes to mind. also didn’t edit it at all.

under the cut because it’s long. hobby is down there too

so the main squad is marie, kitty, jenny, caitlin, and polly. marie and kitty have known each other the longest. (fun fact the mk in mk universe stands for marie and kitty.) kitty’s autistic and she has trouble figuring out social stuff sometimes but marie helps explain things. marie also serves as sort of a therapist for the rest of the group, along with caitlin, because those two are the best at dealing with other people’s emotions. on the other hand, jenny and polly are the captains of the making bad decisions team, though marie often joins in. polly is great at repressing emotions and jenny tries but never lasts long. 

jenny and caitlin are the weirdest dynamic. so in eighth grade on halloween jenny dressed up as bb-8 and caitlin dressed up as a star trek officer and they got into a huge fight about which series was better and decided to never speak to each other again. a week later they figured out this was really stupid but nearly everyone in the grade knew about it by then and they couldn’t just start talking again. so for the next two years they pretended to absolutely hate each other, and it was easier for them to just distance themselves from each other. 

then one day sophomore year (10th grade) they decided to officially end the conflict and they stayed up all night together watching the original trilogy and then as much of star trek: the next generation as they could get through before jenny fell asleep from drinking too much coffee. somewhere towards the end they ended up kissing. they pretended this didn’t happen for two days and then ended up kissing again in the “sophomore alcove” and polly and kitty walked in on them. rest of the grade still doesn’t know they’re a couple but they aren’t keeping up the secret that well.

also because I self project their school is pretty small and has like 200 people per grade. so there’s no real popularity hierarchy since if you’ve been there for more than two years everyone knows who you are. that’s why everyone knows about the caitlin and jenny feud thing (although they don’t really care about it anymore)

also zoe is new this year. jenny was like ah, she has gay hair and lead her into the group. she’s not really part of it yet but she and jenny get along pretty well. both of them are trans girls and jenny’s been out for a while whereas zoe just came out. zoe’s a lesbian and polly is also a lesbian so they have that in common too. zoe doesn’t really join in on the bad decisions at first and she prefers to watch from the sidelines and laugh but later on she joins in too.

also phil is mostly just friends with marie, and marie spends a lot of her time away from the group with him. kitty has a huge crush on him and thinks she’s being subtle. she’s not. he’s really anxious and stuff and that’s why basically the only person he hangs out with is marie.

oh also marie is in cast and caitlin is on costumes and everyone else is on stage crew so that puts some distance between them but not much.

also ashley and malley exist. they aren’t part of the squad though. ashley is also in cast and malley is polly’s sister. ashley has a crush on marie and malley has a crush on ashley. ashley doesn’t interact with the rest of the squad much and malley really only witnesses their Dictatorship sessions (whole nother text wall) held in her basement.

hobby: what do they love? what captivates them? what are their passions?

marie: really likes acting. she’s great at imitating accents and while her dancing skills are not the best, her voice more than makes up for it. she also really likes history and conspiracy theories. sometimes the squad plays a game where marie tells them a historical “fact” and they have to guess whether it’s true or she’s making it up. kitty is usually not allowed to play because she’s already heard almost all the stories.

kitty: technology is her main special interest. she has a whole workshop of old, broken devices that people bring her, and she likes to mess with them to try to make new, functioning creations. her phone is a weird mashup of several phone parts to have all the features she likes. she’s also pretty good at programming and html but not so much at graphic design.

polly: writing. they carry around a notebook in one of their jacket’s many pockets at all times as well as several pens. they are constantly scribbling down new story ideas and writing poems. someone once dared them to speak in nothing but iambic pentameter for the entire english class and they not only succeeded but continued for the rest of the day. they’re an awful artist though.

ashley: music and art. she almost never takes off her headphones, and she’s always sketching.

zoe: art and running. she makes a whole lot of money of furry commissions but swears she isn’t a furry. she’s also an amazing runner and has scored in the top five of almost every cross country meet she’s been in.

jenny: uhhh I self project onto her pretty hard. she plays clarinet. idk. 

caitlin: uhhhhhhhh she was originally based on one of my friends so uhhhh she likes science? plays flute. sports? idk

also everyone;s in band or chorus because again. self projection.

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For One Night Only! | Tommy Shelby | 1

so i had a wild ass feverdream, and it spawned this monstrosity. i plan on it being a miniseries and I SWEAR TO GOD IT WILL BE FINISHED, if not by me than i uhhhh have a backup plan (eyes emoji). i plan on five or six parts in total. ~🕷️💋 Word Count: 1858

Warning(s): f/m, nsfw-ish, its hella suggestive, part of a series

A/N:  now hear me out: i see post-war tommy fics, and an occasional pre-war tommy, but i never see tommy during the war. luckily enough ww1 coincided with the rise of burlesque and modern day uh..exotic dancing - i did a bit of research on this, and it started as a sideshow thing, eventually moving to clubs and things, though it really wasnt a thing until the 20s. but i’m sure someone out there tried it before then, and considering it’s so close time-wise im gonna give myself a pass. if you’re that big on poledancing history, i suppose you could call this an au. if not…well, read on!

When he’d first arrived in France, he was young and carefree. As the war raged on, he quickly learned the danger was facing, and over time his fears drifted from what would happen in battle to what sort of dark thoughts he would involuntarily conjure up to keep him from sleeping at night.

He feared less of what might become of himself when the Germans got ahold of him, and more of what downtime alone with his mind would do to him.

It’s what everyone feared, and the reason everyone would spend night after night at whatever local tavern would take them.

“Tommy, you comin’? We got some’in special for tonight.”

He lay still on his bunk - standard issue, uncomfortable with its wooden spokes and wire mesh digging into his back, and even harder to sleep on when his mind stirred at every hour of the night - staring at the ceiling.

“Not tonight.”

“Oh, c’mon, it’s something real special.”

“I said -”

“You’re gettin’ too down on yourself lately. Get your ass up and out here before I come in and fuckin’ drag you out.”

Tommy sighed, swinging himself out of bed, narrowly missing hitting his head on the top bunk. He met his friend outside, who seemed all too eager for tonight’s activities.

“There’s a show in town.”

“A show,” he was thoroughly unamused.

“A show! Not just any show, Tom,” his brother stood nearby, just as excited as the others, “One of those exotic type shows.”

Tommy debated turning and walking back towards his bunk, but he also knew if he did his brothers would never let him hear the end of it. He sighed, nodding slightly.

“Fine.”

His eldest brother smiled, slapping him on the back before turning to lead the small congregation out of their camp.

He expected to be dragged into whatever city was nearby, lights too bright and townsfolk too happy for the raging was going on just besides them, but he instead found himself trudging along an old dirt road, kicking up the dust and skipping the rocks into the fields that surrounded them.

Before long there was a faint light, the high-top tent rising above the various trailers and smaller pop-ups that surrounded it.

It was its own town of freaks and performers, entertainers and ringleaders of the show. It was an odd sight to see, and even with all the horrors the group had seen, they still looked wide eyed in amazement at the posters that lined the walkway to the ticketbooth.

There was a rather short and stout man that stood at the podium, stopping the men as they tried to pass.

“You’ll need to pay for-”

“Listen, we’re here keepin’ your country safe. If it weren’t for us you’d all be dead by now, eh? Give us a break.”

The man looked profoundly offended.

“Arthur, maybe he don’t speak English,” a voice piped up from somewhere behind him.

“I most certainly do, sir.”

“Well then what’s the fuckin’ issue?”

The man was stunned at the audacity of the men before him, but as he looked over the small horde before him he realized that it was fruitless to attempt to argue.

He sighed before ushering them towards the tent.

Most of the men pushed their way through the already seated crowd, but Tommy opted to stand his ground, leaning against one of the supports near the entrance.

His brother stopped next to him, nudging him slightly.

“Tommy, I got a real surprise for you, c’mon.” He didn’t bother to argue, and followed his brother back outside and through the grounds, stopping before a smaller tent.

It was darker inside, he could tell that much, or perhaps it was the heavy fabric that stopped the light from seeping out, or stopping anyone from looking in.

Arthur pushed his brother inside, following shortly after. It seemed much roomier, a small stage set up front and center, a few spotlights illuminating the support that held the tent high, as well as the two smaller stages near the curtain. He rolled his eyes.

His brother had dragged him to a striptease show.

Normally he wouldn’t have complained, but of course he could only imagine what kind of girl would come out from behind the curtains considering where exactly the show took place. There were already a few men seated in the audience, all of them as far away from each other as possible.

“If I wanted a prostitute I would’ve stayed at the camp.”

“Lighten up, Tom. Maybe if you’re lucky one of ‘em will give you a private showing for free, eh?”

Arthur left him standing to join the audience.

He refused to follow his brother, shoving his hands in his pockets and wondering how long it would take him to walk to town for a drink.

Too long, likely.

“I hear she’s trying to get a spot at the Moulin Rouge.”

“Pardon?” Tommy turned towards the voice that besides him. It was a boy much younger than himself, his English accent thick, though he wore the same uniform Tommy was currently dressed in.

“The main attraction. I hear she’s really good.”

“Oh.”

The lights dimmed then, leaving a sole light on, focused on the center stage - it drowned the room in a deep purple haze.

Even the soldiers fell silent for a moment before a soft flow of music drifted through the air. A moment later the curtains were pulled  back, two women walking out, taking their places on the stages. Their  makeup was bright and almost unattractively plastered onto their faces, their outfits flashy and tight. The men cheered as they leaned over, showing off their chests in an almost synchronized fashion. They smiled bright as they extended their arms towards the curtains which rustled faintly for a moment, earning another gloat of anticipation from the audience. Slowly, almost tauntingly, another woman stepped out, her outfit much tamer in comparison to her predecessors. It mattered not, for her natural beauty far exceeded either of the other two women put together.

She wore a bright red lipstick, though that was the extent of flashy makeup, a highlighting blush lining the sides of her face to emphasize her cheekbones.

Tommy involuntarily stiffened his posture, standing upright and holding his arms crossed, straining the muscles that lined his forearms.

He was intrigued.

You smiled impishly at the crowd, dropping the silk robe you were wearing to the ground as you walked down the center stage, your corset lined velvet black, complimented with a deep purple lace that matched the lighting.

You soon reached the metal pole in the center of the tent, one leg hooking around it. The crowd cheered again, your smile grew.

Your skirt, short enough already, slid off easily, and was tossed into the audience, multiple men fighting over the article.

Your voice was smooth, your laugh like silk as you reprimanded them, “Place nice, boys.”

You were barely covered, there was barely more than a single strip of lace keeping you from complete indecent exposure. You once again pulled yourself towards the support, fingers curling around it gently as you hoisted yourself up, legs locking around it. Throwing your head back, you slid down then, your hips arching forward as you did. You spun effortlessly, hair barely reaching the floor as you held yourself upside down. With your upper half alone you pulled yourself upright, legs stretching in the air for a moment before finding their place on the floor.

The men before you went wild as your hands slid across your own skin, the thigh-high socks you wore begging to be ripped off.

The girls on either side of you followed your movements, their brightly jeweled corsets flashing as they turned, bent, hands running across their bare legs.

Tommy couldn’t drag his eyes away from you. Your body was stunning of course, and his mind swam with the possibilities of what you were like away from the stage, he wanted to know you, in more ways than one. He understood now, why the men fought for something as simple as a piece of your clothing. He wondered if it held your scent - he imagined you smelt of roses and some sort of expensive perfume - he could imagine you drowning his senses, your hands across his skin and breath hot against him, your voice hoarse and hushed as you moaned his name, your eyes boring into his in the sheen moonlight, a pale purple…

You were looking right at him.

Your eyes never left his as one hand trailed dangerously up your thigh, the other running through your hair.

He found it suddenly hard to breathe, but he held his posture, arms crossed and expression arduous as he tilted his head in acknowledgement.

Your legs bent as you lowered yourself to the floor, crawling to the edge of the wooden stage, your hips dipping down tantalizingly, gaze never straying from his.

He was completely under your spell, but before he knew it you were turning, walking back behind the curtain, not a second glance, the two other girls following close behind. There was one final round of applause from the few men that were there, and the lights came on fully, a harsh feeling on their eyes.

Tommy stood in place as the tent cleared, his brother was one of the last people to get up.

“What a fuckin’ show, huh? What I wouldn’t give to have a private session -”

“Shut the fuck up,” Tommy hissed, leaving his brother as the last man standing alone in the room.

“The fuck’s your problem?” he called out.

It seemed to be that the main show ended around the same time, as the rest of their friends were gathering outside, laughing and joking as though they didn’t have to put their lives on the line in a few hours. The two slipped back into the group with no trouble.

Arthur took the lead again, leading the group back down the road. The advertisements that lined the walkway felt suffocating, and Tommy realized how warm he felt, his thoughts still entangled with the woman whose figure was burned into his mind, her voice still resounding in his head, eyes still burning with a fire that had engulfed him and seared itself into his thoughts, holding a burning passion that he now craved - teasing him with sensations and feelings that he needed.

His eyes fell on a particular poster, the large vinyl sheet depicting a young girl, her expression wanton and her corset a stitch too tight. She was sat on a stage, her legs barely covered by the feathered boa draped across her neck and coming to rest along lower half. One of her heels was kicked off, and her lips were painted a bright red, one of them pulled between her teeth as she looked down over the passing crowds. He was utterly infatuated, and wondered how he missed it as they walked in. The lettering flowed across the bottom of the poster, a single line dragging his thoughts to her further.

For One Night Only! The Mona Lisa of Burlesque!

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Hello everyone, I went to the dreamcatcher concert in Bogotá and I’ll try to capture how my experience at their concert was. Obviously I’ll preface this with the fact that English isn’t my first language and it’s been a while since I’ve written essays or any long form piece so just try to bear with me and if something isn’t clear just ask me and I’ll try to clarify.

Going back a bit I bought the tickets the day they went on sale, one for me and one for my friend who isn’t really into dreamcatcher but thought it was gonna be fun (which it was) so he tagged along.

We got to the venue and started lining up at around 4:30, the theatre was in a somewhat sketchy area on a closed street (idk how you call that someone help me here) so for the most part I was a bit paranoid that something was gonna happen, either to us or just in general. Stuff actually did end up happening, for example someone broke a glass bottle, and we saw a guy scream at a woman on the street over some altercation they had, initially I thought the guy was shouting at his wife, who promptly responded “No one IN THIS COUNTRY speaks like that to me”, but in fact it was just some random woman and he went with his actual wife and baby later, real crazy shit.

Interestingly enough, there were a lot of street vendors selling unofficial merch to the people in the line, mostly hats and t-shirts with different DC logos. I noticed the guys weren’t selling too well considering that every time they passed they had the same exact pieces and people didn’t seem too keen on buying them. Originally their asking price was 15K pesos for a hat (around 5 US dollars, exchange almost 3K pesos for 1 dolar) and 25k pesos/12 USD for a t-shirt, at the end of the concert the guy was selling them for 10K pesos/3 USD for the t-shirts so I hope it wasn’t too rough of a day for them. Annyways damn this is getting long and I haven’t even begun with the concert.

Anyway, at around 5:40 the line started moving and we began entering the venue, which was really pretty inside and gave me a good vibe. When we got in we were given a number which was going to be used for a raffle but I didn’t win so idk what they got. At around 6:40 the venue started playing the dreamcatcher songs so we were sure that the concert was finally starting but the curtains weren’t opening, so I thought it was a mistake and that someone from audio had fucked up but no, they let You&I, Fly High, Good Night and Chase me play. Surprisingly people were going fucking crazy JUST for the audio of the songs, they did the fan chants and clapped and cheered after every song, and they screamed loud as hell too, the gender distribution of the concert was around 65% girls and 35% dudes so the girls screamed for literally everything and anything. People really where having a mini concert with just the audio before the concert actually started.

So the concert eventually began, and immediately people started putting their phones up to record. We had floor/pit/idk how you people call it tickets and it was standing room only so essentially this meant that we were gonna have to see the concert through these people’s screens and I was just so heartbroken that it wasn’t gonna be the experience I thought it was going to be. Fortunately, my friend had the genious (and I mean it) idea of actually moving back, because due to the angle or elevation or like physics dude idk, and we actually had a clearer view of the girls that way.

Fly High, Emotion and their other ballad uhhhh how is it called.

The curtains opened and RRAH, they were there, these K-Pop people we had all been seeing on the internet for our entire fan lives were there, they existed, Siyeon, Gahyeon Dami, JiU, Handong, Yoohyeon and SuA, they were REAL, but even more so, people in this country haven’t had a K-Pop concert in like never (aka 5 years) so for this new generation of fans that attended it finally felt like K-Pop was something real, that it existed outside of the internet and it was finally in front of our eyes, it was extremely surreal. As for these first 3 songs I personally was just kinda sorting my view so I didn’t really pay too much attention to them, plus Dreamcatcher’s ballads are kind of weak and Fly High isn’t their greatest title imo so yeah didn’t miss much (I think).

Group, Individual and unit covers and You&I

Here’s where the real concert started, at least for me. I didn’t look at any of the setlists of the previous concerts in the tour so every cover or special stage was unknown to me. I don’t exactly know the order in which they came so I’ll just try my best to remember. At first they started playing this sort of weird dubstep freaky music and I was confused as to what was happening, but then the song started playing, Imagine Dragons – Believer and holy fucking shit, I had seen videos of the cover and was personally underwhelmed by it, but IRL? Just Woah, they hit every move with inch-perfect precision and “punch” in it, they really out here looking like they were trying to prove a point, to who? For what? I don’t know but they made it look like if they were doing some indigenous exorcist ritual that their life depended on. Every kick, every move, every time the chorus hit they just fucking unleashed, I adored it and at multiple times I audibly screamed “Que gonorrhea”, the upper latin america equivalent of holy shit to my friend, who despite being as impressed at me didn’t really show it, but more on that later.

I think after that they did You and I which was the performance in the entire concert, just the intensity and Dami doing her magic trick which idk where it even came from blew me away. People did the fan chants super loud and went even crazier for this song than the others. If this concert was an album then this was the title track.

After that, the unit covers started, for every one we’d get a mini VCR/Video on the screen hyping up which members where to come. First came Yoohyeon and Gahyeon covering Tayeon – I. This was a special song for me since I knew Dreamcatcher had a cover of SNSD ITNW so I really wanted them to do it since I love SNSD, so instead of that we got this and just wow. The song being the power ballad it is gave Yoohyeon the chance of hitting the incredible high note in the middle of the song and it was this magical moment where everyone in the audience could feel it, her strength and the power in her voice. Having never seen anything like it live, through my mind came the thought of “Wow, this really what we live for, this K-Pop stuff might be weird and a lot of people might not get it but damn, moments like this are what we’re here for”.

Next up was JiU and Handong doing Troublemaker – Troublemaker. Obviously I knew the song was a bit raunchy but JiU and Handong really said fuck this PG shit we doin it how it meant to be done and they WENT FOR IT. There was none of this hover hand stuff I had seen on the performances on Korean shows, they were grabbing each other’s ass, breasts and anything in between and not apologizing to anyone for it. On the contrary every time they crossed any physical line people went nuts, screaming like I had never heard. Real strong cover.

Coming up was SuA and Dami with Taemin – Move. Strong cover but I don’t remember much of it, Dami was the most popular member but she also seemed kinda tired.

Finally came Siyeon’s solo with Alan Waker – Faded and god damn. Ya girl was born to be a rockstar, I figured it out 2 seconds after she started singing, her voice just had such projection and she had the superstar vibe going on so hard. When she sang people payed attention, she grabbed us and didn’t let us go ever. At the end she set up the microphone stand and kicked it down in a real power move which kinda made me realise that she was the one running shit around here. Thinking back she 100% was the MVP of the concert, not just because of her stage but also because in every performance she was the one who went the hardest, both singing and dancing, she put the concert on her back and if I you asked me who is main dancer and main singer in that group, just based on this concert it would be both her. Back to the song however, my friend commented to me that he actually did know this song, so I was like “okay, my boy gonna get hype finally, maybe sing it a bit or something” but nope, he just stood there and I know it’s just the way he is but I think on some way he certainly affected my concert experience, I saw everyone going crazy and in some ways I felt like I was separated from that because I payed attention to my friend having a good time, which he didn’t seem to be having even though later he told me he loved it, but also because we were so far back in some ways it felt that yes we could see better but we weren’t really part of all the concert.

Then came the Q&A segment which was just messy all around, Dami did despacito and every girl did some variation of sexy dance to a song I couldn’t really recognize. They did great, all of them. They tried answering fan questions later but the translator was just not good at all, I couldn’t understand anything she said so idk what they were asked or what was answered, groups that come in the future get a better translator please, also they did the raffle with the numbers for the prizes but since I didn’t win I don’t know what they won, maybe I would’ve talked about it if you had chosen me @WhoeverOrganizedThis but no. They also did the usual K-Pop fan service stuff like aegyo, however they did at one point start “kissing”, I use the quotation marks because they did that thing of turning around and covering themselves with their hair so no one could see their faces which tells me they almost certainly were faking it. Personally I really disliked this, they more than likely aren’t kissing like that in their personal lives and I just don’t see the need of these world class dancers, singers and performers lowering themselves to doing something they probably aren’t all that comfortable in doing even if they’re faking it. It ain’t necessary and unlike in the Troublemaker performance there wasn’t any rhyme or reason for doing it other than getting a reaction out of the fans, but they did that all throughout the night based on their talent alone so I just don’t see why. Please cut it off.

After that I think they did the B-sides of their newest album, the You&I one which personally I don’t care for so I just remember they used Which star as the fan engagement song (i.e to wave to people do hearts, finger hearts, take the flags given to them, etc.) and that I went to the bathroom, nice bathrooms in the venue but for reason the door started opening when I was peeing so like if anyone that owns the theatre is reading this please fix the left room door dude that shit don’t close I promise.

They also did some Maroon 5 covers but who cares about maroon 5, their only good songs are Maps and Animals.

Remaining title tracks, Sleepwalking and Full Moon

This was the best part of the concert. Re-energized after the break they went HARD on every single track, the formations, the timing, these girls danced like they had a death wish or as if their lives depended in this concert only. The line they form in Sleepwalking with the gun sounds, the riffs before the chorus on chase me, good night and full moon as a whole, just woah. By the second these girls were redefining what I believed was possible to do with the human body and the crowd were with them every single step of the way, screaming, fanchanting and getting lost in their music in a way I wish I could have done too, but just my friend wasn’t with the hype and I could never immerse myself in the vibe and the mind of the crowd unfortunately. They closed with Full moon and we left after that.

Closing thoughts

Couldn’t have asked for a better show, on the girl’s side everything was sharp as diamond. External factors like my friend, who I love but I don’t think this is his scene or the translator took me out of the event enough times that I feel I didn’t get to enjoy the show as much as I should’ve, which makes me incredibly sad since this is probably one of the top groups in terms of performances in the entirety of the genre. Unfortunately I think my friend was the biggest factor out of those, and like I said I love him but it did really feel like he was there as a favour to me rather than enjoying himself, which I don’t want at all. KARD is coming up so I don’t know what I’ll do, I could get him a bit drunk but at the end of it I just think it’s better for me to go with people who are more into the genre and allow me to be my real crazy fan self which obviously is hard to be with people who don’t entirely “get it”. Annyways this shit long as fuck I don’t think anyone actually read it up unitl here considering I’m not that good of a writer, so I’m sorry (again).

Best original dreamcatcher songs: You & I

Best Cover: Imagine Dragons – Believer & Siyeon – Alan waker Faded & JiU Handong – Troublemaker, actually all of them man this group talented af.