#‘you know what i’m not even gonna edit my filler text. may as well send ‘absolute unit’ to press. no one’s gonna fucking care anyway.’

[romanceyourdemons]

do you think that journalist who worked the Cultivation World Dick Ranking desk had any grander ambitions for themself. did they ever pause as they shuffled through a stack of mei hanxue penis sightings like a deck of cards, using an insane calculus of their own device to winnow out the more credible reports, and did they think you know? i probably could have been in hanlin academy by now if i’d tried