#‘what if we put this little guy into a jar full of sharp poky objects and then shook it around?’
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Fucking hell god what were you thinking
#I think god just got super high and drunk#made me#then was like#‘what if we put this little guy into a jar full of sharp poky objects and then shook it around?’#and all the angels said#‘god stop it we’re putting you back in rehab’#but they still wanted to shove me in the shredder because they were like#‘fuck why do we keep letting him make things while drunk’#but then I came out fine#I’m like corn baby#life keeps eating me up but I get shit out perfectly fine#fuck you god
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