#‘huh why r my lines wobbly’ BITCH WHY DO U THINK

[st4nth3m4n]

stanley pines why are you a walking tragedy

i’m trying to play around with color more but i’m not good at mixing my line art with color :( it always looks wonky…

ref photo + inspo quote + no txt version under the cut

[undertaleimaginationland]

How would the UF, UT, and US Skelebros react to their S/O crush kissing them then running away?

B-Oh heck yes!!! A classic. Thanks for the ask! I hope you don’t mind that I sort of turned these into mini drabbles.

Undertale

Sans-

woah woAH WOAH THERE!!!! I think you broke him.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy??? There’s no way you just-

You had decided to kiss him after he had told one too many flirty puns for your liking.

“you know what’s on the menu? me-n-u.”

“you must be from korea, cause you’re my seoul mate.”

“i like you a skele-ton.”

THAT’S QUITE ENOUGH!!!

You silence the babbling bonebag with a brief, but passionate kiss.

As you pull away with a big smirk on your face, he realizes that this is not one of those dreams. But as soon as he pieces this together, you’re already kicking it into hyper drive. 

you couldn’t have possibly meant that, right?? 

Though he’ll admit, he’s curious as to what your motives were. So he eventually shortcuts in front of you. 

“h-heya kiddo. you left me awfully bonely back there.” You realized that there was nowhere to run and start to blush. 

Oh deary, what now?

He scratches the back of his skull and seems to be awfully nervous. “uh…i-i um, j-just realized that you forgot something.” Why is he looking away?

You tilt your head. “I… forgot someth-”

“this” He gently but firmly pulls you in for a swift kiss, making sure to not hurt you. His arms are wrapped around your waist and once he releases, the feeling of you lingers on his fingertips. Sans’ skull is glowing a fluorescent blue and he refuses to meet your gaze, leaving a moment of silence between you two. 

Its your choice on how you react.

Paps-

You had caught him off guard while he was excitedly teaching you the techniques of stirring pasta. You giggle as you notice a glob of spaghetti stained on the corner of his jaw.

“AND THAT IS THE PRECISE WRIST MOVEMENT YOU MAKE WHEN YOU… Y/N?” He stares at you, befuddledly.

You answer with a small ‘hm’, still looking at him with a silly smirk. 

“WHY ARE YOU, ERM, STARING AT ME LIKE THAT?” Papyrus blinked, briefly pausing his aggressive stirring.

You figured this was your chance and went for it. Pulling his skull to your face, you let no space in between as you quickly kissed the sauce away. Thank goodness Pap settled with the store bought sauce, otherwise this would’ve played out in a less than pleasant matter.

“N-NYEH?” You pulled away and couldn’t help but relish in that paralyzed expression he held. Never have you seen a skeleton glow, but boy was this rewarding. Realizing that you oh-so-suddenly had places to be, you hop down from your step-stool and dart for the door.

Before you could even turn the door handle, you’re tackled to the ground. You startle as Papyrus sits himself on your lap and plants his hands to the sides of your head. 

You blush and stutter out, “w-what are y-y-you-”

“DATE ME, PLEASE!”

What?

“W-what?” You feel your whole body heating up.

“I PROMISE TO SHOWER YOU WITH ALL THE KISSES YOU DESIRE AND MAKE YOU A LIFETIME’S WORTH OF PASTA- JUST PLEASE DATE ME, Y/N!!” His voice is trembling and holds a bit of desperation.

Please say yes.

Underfell

Red-

You were just trying to buy some groceries when a group of LV-d up monsters decided to jump you. In all honesty, you were no match for them.

“C’mon bitch. Hand over the money!” The largest of the monsters growled.

You shuddered at the monster’s assertiveness and backed away. Red had sent you to buy some groceries and there was no way in hell you’d hand over HIS money. He’d have your head if you did. “N-no!” 

Well that was less than intimidating.

You yelp as another monster shoves you to the wall, leaving you no room to escape. “Well then, guess we’ll have to teach you a lesson then, huh?”

Welp, this was it. You covered your face and braced for any oncoming blows.

Suddenly, with a clap and wisp of magic, all you hear is screaming. Your gaze pops up instinctively and you gasp. 

Red’s eyes are a-glowing and his hands are shrouded with even more red. Despite his intimidating stance, he looks at you with a a hint of empathy. “you…” He drags out.

He is suddenly standing in front of you, his hands grabbing from your forearm to your ankles. If you weren’t in such a public place, you would think he was a doctor giving you a full body examination. You were too shocked from the previous events to do anything about it.

He then starts to bombard you with questions along the lines of ‘are you okay?!’ ‘does this hurt!?’ ‘what were you thinking?!’ and ‘i’m gonna beat their asses!!’.

He was always like this, saving you from whatever dangers the cruel world brought. Like that one time he caught you just as you were about to trip up the stairs, or that other time he wrapped your burned hand after an unpleasant encounter at Chillby’s, and another time that he defended you from one of his brother’s attacks.

Yeah…you’re kind of in his debt. Nonetheless, when you looked down at him prodding worriedly at your thigh, you thought he looked extra kissable.

“S-Sans?” You felt your cheeks heat up at what you were about to do.

Red quickly stands up to your attention, almost bonking your head as he jumped. “yeah sweetheart?”

“Sorry.” Before he had time to react, you planted a kiss smack dab in the center of his teeth. You knew that he wasn’t very fond of PDA, so you pulled away quickly.

Red looks absolutely dumbfounded, his cheeks a vibrant red and were his hands trembling?? “w-wha-”

“Here!!” You panicked, shoving the groceries into his chest and you started to run. Though you were no track star, you sure as hell were going to try.

And as expected, Red grabs your wrist like some crazy ninja and twirls you to his side. The world suddenly goes wobbly and you’re thrown onto the couch. He towers over you with a weary gaze.

“didya’ really mean that?!” He was trying really hard to hide the desperation in his attitude.

~Your choice, once again~

Edge-

You stood by Edge’s squatted side as he measured out his next puzzle to absolute perfection. He seemed to be extra edgy these last few day and you weren’t exactly sure why. The strain around his eye sockets were becoming more prominent with every coming day and he was getting a whole lot more irritable.

“Edge?” You gently patted his skull. “You alright?”

He jolted at your sudden touch and swatted your hand away. “I’M MORE THAN ALRIGHT, PET. I-I JUST NEED…”

You leaned in, anticipating an answer to your persistent questions.

Looking into your marveled eyes, Edge stiffened, a pink tint crossing his cheekbones. “I-I-I JUST N-NEED THAT…RULER RIGHT THERE! YES YES YES, THAT’S ALL! N-NOTHING ELSE!” He quickly looked away, holding out his hand for the requested object.

You sighed. You knew he was lying. “Okay.”

He huffed relievedly, returning quickly to his work.

The ruler sat next to you and you bent down to pick it up. Why was he being so secretive? You swear, he’s becoming just like his brother.

Twirling around to place the ruler in Edge’s still outstretched hand, you hesitate. An idea suddenly pinged in your mind, making you blush.

Edge, though he was looking away, seemed to be irritated at your hesitance. “HUMAN! THE RULER. NOW!”

Its now or never.

Swiftly grabbing his hand, he visibly twitched in your touch. “WHAT THE-”

You quickly silenced the boisterous skeleton with a kiss, sliding your other hand around his neck. As shocked as he was, Edge made no attempt at pulling away, in fact, he pushed himself further into you.

O-OKAY THAT WAS ENOUGH. He might kill you soon anyways, so you should get going now.

Pulling away, Edge is completely scarlet-faced, his jaw now hanging agape. “H-HUMAN I-”

You quickly zoomed out of there. OML, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, YOU EGG?! YOU JUST KISSED THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE UNDERGROUND!!!!

Speaking of the most powerful, a cage of bones suddenly surround you and there’s nowhere left to go.

You whimper as Edge now looms over you with a menacing gaze, though his cheeks are still glowing. Oh stars, what now?

He hoists you by the arm and boy, that’s probably going to leave a bruise. Now eye-level with the skeleton, your faces are only centimeters away. Closing your eyes and bracing for impact, you startle as something bumps your forehead softly.

“PAYBACK,” was all he said as he dropped you and walked away, still blushing like a maniac.

Underswap

Blueberry-

“SPAR WITH ME, Y/N!!” Blueberry demanded, still bouncing from side-to-side. This guy had loads of energy to burn, didn’t he?

If you chose to spar with him once more, it would be your 9th round losing to him. You waved off his offer and laid down in the snow. “Nah Blue, I’m good.”

“OH COME ON, Y/N! WE WERE JUST GETTING STARTED.” Blueberry whined, setting his wooden sword in his holster. The more he looked at your tired physique though, the more sympathy he had. “YOU OKAY? I DID’NT HURT YOU TOO MUCH, DID I?”

You patted the spot next to you and he eagerly sat beside you. He ran a phalange against your bruised skin, tracing loving circles around your mark. “I-I’M SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO SORRYYYYY!” He whimpered, burying his face in your chest. His arms wrapped around you and he had no plans of letting go.

“Whoa whoa, hey Blue! I’m fine, really! I just…it’s just a bruise, ya know?” You patted his back awkwardly, but reassuringly, at least trying to make an effort at reassuring your health.

“R-REALLY?” Oh no, was he crying? He wipes his sockets clean. “YOU MEAN IT?” He looked up at you with starry eyes that were impossible to say no to.

You smiled. “Of course, Blue. It’ll take a lot more than that to bring me down.” You said with a wink.

Blueberry embraced you even tighter. “MWEHHEHEH! I’M GLAD TO HEAR THAT!” As he nuzzled into your neck, you take the chance to give him a little peck on the forehead.

“MWEH!?” The cuddling session stops oh-so-suddenly. “Y-Y-Y/N?”

The moment he lets go, you take the chance to run.

oh.

My.

STARS.

DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON THAT CUTIE’S LITTLE FACE? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!

Rounding a corner, you suddenly slip on a patch of ice and slide into a net trap. What in tarnation was that even doing there?

Feeling all crumbled up in the rope catastrophe, you start to panic even more when Blueberry strides up to you. Oh no, what have you gotten yourself into?

Blueberry is fiddling with his fingers. “H-HUMAN, I-I FEEL THE SAME WAY.” From a pocket in his bandanna, he pulls out a crumpled note. “I WAS G-GOING TO GIVE THIS TO YOU AFTERWARDS, B-BUT…MWEH, TAKE IT!!”

He storms off, leaving you with a mystery note.

Huh, how curious…

You open the letter and begin to read it:

“SNOW IS WHITE

PAPY WEARS A HOOD

I REALLY LIKE YOU

YOU ALSO FIGHT GOOD.”

You start to giggle and a blush spreads across your cheeks.

“…”

Now to get down from this trap.

Stretch-

“I’m not going to ask you again. Give. It. Back.”

Stretch scratched his chin in thought. “hm…nah. i don’t feel like it.”

You grumbled a few choice words, moping as Stretch dangled your phone just out of your reach. For being such a chill guy, he sure was a tall buttwipe.

“Stretch! I’m serious, give it back!” You whined, hopping again and again for your phone.

Stretch simply smirked. “hi serious, i’m stretch.”

“Ugh! You’re impossible.” You waved your hands up in exasperation.

“by impossible, do you mean impossibly good looking? cause if so, you’re totally right.” Stretch winked, smoothing back his non-existent hair.

A laugh absentmindedly came out of you and you punched Stretch playfully. “You dork.” You giggled. “Give me my phone back.”

“hey! i’m not a dork! i’m a super fly sexy guy, ya know?” He saluted you with a wink.

You rolled your eyes and smiled. “alright then, super fly sexy guy. can this hot royale sexy gal here have her phone back then?” You asked with a shimmy.

Stretch brightened at your new nickname for the both of you and flushed a light orange. “well…when you put it like that…” He looked down at you, quizzically scanning you up and down.

“nope.” You deflated at his answer.

“Oh come on! That had to have worked!” You spring up to grab your phone, but miss.

Stretch chuckles. “fat chance, shorty.”

shorty…

SHORTY???!!!

OH, HE’S REALLY CROSSED THE LINE NOW!

“Short, huh?” You crossed your arms sassily. “You’re pushin’ it, Stretch.”

Stretch rolled his eye sockets.”oh, i’m sooo scared, honeybun. what’re you gonna do, nibble on my leg?”

You cocked a brow and smiled confidently. “I had something else in mind.” And with that, you pull him by the collar and kiss him.

He freezes up, his cheekbones flushing a bright orange, but nonetheless, he accepts the kiss anyways. He tastes like honey and charred barbecue. Just as he molds into your embrace, you pull away, holding your phone confidently in your hand.

“Say cheese, honeybun~” You cooed as you snapped a quick pick of him before attempting to run away.

He stares at you in a daze, but then quickly realized that you just STOLE a kiss from him. Just as you were about to lock yourself in your room, a foot stops in the way of the closing door.

He stares at you with a half-lidded expression through the door crack. “that little stunt you pulled back there was quite adoorable, honeybee.” His cheeks are still very flushed as he pushes open the door, making you fall effortlessly onto the bed. “think you could handle another taste?”

HO BOY, I’M GONNA STOP RIGHT THERE.