#‘and i’m gonna go hog wild’ in that cadence rewired my brain

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Caldwell: So, turn to page 114. [Pages rustle. Caldwell clears his throat.] Emily: And this is where we win! Caldwell: Mhm. I-- Can mommy take a quick wine break? Murph: Uhh-- Emily: Yeah. Murph: Yeah. Caldwell: (audibly drinking) Mmm. Emily: Oooh, does mommy need a bath to go with that wine? Does mommy need a bubble bath to go with that wine? Caldwell: (laughs) Mommy needs some bubbles! Take the kids, uh-- Emily: (laughs) Does mommy need to bring the iPad into the bubble bath? Caldwell: Ohhhh, I'm so behind on Good Wife. The kids are at the church lock in… and I'm gonna go hog wild. [Murph and Emily laugh.] Caldwell: Drink a whole bottle of wine and light four candles from different seasons. Emily: Oh, that sounds terrible. Just a fucking hot bath and a f-- a full bottle of wine. [Caldwell laughs.] Murph: A hot bath, a full bottle of wine, and a candle that smells like leaves, one that smells like trees, one that smells like the beach, and one that smells like….. snow? Emily: Awww. Caldwell: Snow. (exaggerated) Snow? Emily: Just all of them going at the same time? So it's just confusing your nostrils? Caldwell: Yeah. It's just a seasonal deluge. Emily: This just sounds sick. Murph: Go on, Caldwell. Caldwell: (reading) "The garage door--" um, yeap. "The garage door is embedded in the hillside. Strange sounds come from the other side."