#‘I don’t like doing election post mortems’ fuck out of my way snip snip I do let’s see where you cunts fucked up
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technoregression · 22 hours ago
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Oh and by the way it’s just a small theory but I don’t think it’s going to get as bad as everyone’s talking about with this tariff thing that’s going on. BECAUSE.
I think that expired orange is menacingly clever in that he knows what his zombie supporters will hear and understand, and he knows what we’ll hear and understand. He’ll make life bearable for them and unbearable for us (mass deportation, stripping rights of minorities and women, promoting school shootings, so on)
But similar to 2020, after people have had enough, he’ll shit in the bed on his way out and let the stench of it fester throughout and within the walls. That same stench will linger over the next president’s 4 year term like a haunting.
It is is plainly obvious that Russia’s terrorism in Ukraine, and covid, and isntreals terrorism etcetcetcetc (and the mismanagement thereof) all contribute to the “unprecedented” times of financial and housing and wellbeing crises we’re suffering through.
But no. Not to them. To them, one president walked out of the White House, and another walked in and flipped a light switch which made the whole world go dark. To them there’s no such thing as cause ….. delay ….. effect. It’s just “I feel fact bad right now, who is president? Oh. It’s his fault.”
“Why can’t I afford groceries right now?”
“Oh well it’s actually because 8 years ago the unite-“
“It’s because of sleepy Joe!!!”
I derailed there for a minute.
TLDR the theory is that he’ll pull the same shit on his way out making us think like they’re trying to win another presidency. Meanwhile he’s actually caused so much instability that the next 4 years is just maintenance and repair under extreme conditions, like trying to build a house during a hurricane or whatever.
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