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ask-chef-teruteru · 5 years ago

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You ever tried Spagetti tacos

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“Sorry, I— I imagined a taco shell breakin’ open and a huge wad of spaghetti slippin’ through n’ fallin’ on a patron’s lap. N’ the floor. Think I blacked out a sec.”

#asks #anon #noodles fallin out the ends huge strings of spaghetti outside the shell #hangin down bein a nuisance to eat #raisin the shell up to dangle the noodles into their mouth cause yaint usin a fork no more cause itll break the shell #fear settin in as one noodle just keeps goin on n on for miles n you need to make it quick cause a huge crunchin sound just echoed—#—throughout the restaurant and it was eather the shell breakin or your sanity breakin and there aint no good answer cause youre—#—eatin a spaghetti taco n that noodle starred in Lady And The Tramp and it aint endin and neither is this nightmare im havin

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