#— jing yuan

[tash-sho-sho]

Yeah, show them! Slippers are terrifying weapons

the dangers of a slipper

pairing: jingyuan x fem!reader

genre: fluff, crack

summary: slippers are a dangerous weapon, even more so when you're the one holding it

word count: 704

a/n: wrote this cus i was inspired by that one meme of the mom scolding the son and the father intervening, but both end up being scolded.

he should’ve known that he was going to be in trouble, the moment he let yanqing run off and go fight in such a dangerous duel. word travelled fast in the xianzhou, so it was no surprise that the moment yanqing and the general stepped into the house, they were in danger.

“yan. qing.” your stern voice calls from the top of the stairs. a shiver of fear runs down the boy’s spine at your tone. sure, he was the strongest swordsman of all of xianzhou, but even so, he was terrified of his mother figure.

hanging his head guiltily, yanqing steps forwards, not daring to make eye contact with you.

from the side, jingyuan watches yanqing get scolded by you, his eyes are filled with mirth and amusement as he relishes in the drama. yanqing, kneeling obediently at your feet, head bowed in shame, shoots pleading looks at jingyuan.

finally, jingyuan decides to step in, trying to save his trusted little aide from your fearful wrath. with a sigh and subtle shake of his head, jingyuan steps into the firing line your line of sight.

“now, now, love,” he began, voice smooth, though his hands were clammy with fear. “yanqing is quite capable. after all, his master is yours truly.” he boasted, puffing his chest out in confidence.

unfortunately for him, he doesn’t win the fight. instead, he finds himself a victim of the deadly slipper, a swift but light bop to his head sening him dropping to his knees, mirroring yanqing’s posture of submission. his joy has been knocked off into one of sheepish submission.

anyone who sees such a scene would find it hilarious. the most powerful swordsman and the dozing general of xianzhou, both quiet and docile as they listen to your scolding. the proud, young swordsman and jingyuan, fearless dozing general, forced into reflection under your watchful gaze and the threat of the merciless slipper.

jingyuan, who finds the courage to lift up his head, assuring you that it wasn’t a big deal. his only response is another ruthless bonk on the head from your slipper. silenced and cowed, he lowers his head again, quietly reflecting on his actions. to yanqing, jingyuan can only offer a meek smile, as his hand rubs the tender spot where your slipper had made its mark.

to add salt to his wounds, even the general’s ever-loyal companion had betrayed his trust. when jingyuan spots his lion overgrown baby, mimi, pass by, he shoots her a pleading look, hoping that she would bravely put herself between her owner and the threatening lady looming over them.

to his hurt and disbelief, mimi spares him a single glance of disinterest, before flicking her tail and plopping down beside your feet with a huff of disapproval, even going as far as shooting him a condescending glare. jingyuan’s shoulders slump, the fight fleeing his posture.

how heartwrenching. 

“mimi,” jingyuan groaned in exasperation. “what have i ever done to wrong you? did your mother give you more treats behind my back again?”

as though to mock him, mimi rubs lovingly against your leg, glee sparkling in her mischievous eyes. the large, white lion lets out a yawn, snuggling closer, as though saying, “you might’ve raised me, but boss lady here is better than you.”

letting out a dramatic gasp, jingyuan feigns a collapse. unfortunately for him, it doesn’t give him extra sympathy points. instead, he receives another repremanding whack from the slipper.

yanqing spares a single side-eye at his general, pity and suppressed amusement dancing across his face. it seemed that even the general was powerless in the face of big boss. with a pout, jingyuan sat back onto his knees, the duo casting looks of mutual pity at each other.

‘boss lady is scary,’ they telepathically communicated, determination etched on their faces. ‘next time, let’s not get caught.’

thwack. thwack.

“i know what the two of you are thinking.” you warned, slipper pointed at their faces. “don’t you dare, i’ll have mimi watch you and keep you out of trouble.”

tomorrow morning, the duo would have to explain why they have matching bumps on their head.

how embarrassing for them. well, maybe they should’ve thought twice before being stupid.

footnotes:

1. the image i was talking about:

taglist (open): @leehanscorydora, @pastelmitzuki

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[etnascarlet]

Don’t forget to feed your pets ~

[teddybeartoji]

jing yuan in a cute pink maid outfit with a bow in his hair and a pair of white frilly stockings hugging his thighs. he sits on his big wooden desk, leaning back on his hands as he cocks his head to the side. his cheeks are dusted pink as he gives you a smile, his fingers creeping up his leg and dragging the material of the skirt up along with them.

he watches you choke on your own spit, your heart rattling behind your ribcage as your hands twitch by your side. he beckons you closer with a finger and sinks his teeth into his lower lip, knowing exactly the effect the simple act will have on you. he can see the hunger in your eyes and he can't wait to let you take a bite out of him.

[criselegil]

[maykaye]

Idk why colouring is so hard BUT I DID IT

[reblogs-are-the-love]

WHY WOULD YOU TAG ME IN THIS SHSHS

But fr I would be hella mad if they did it

The funniest shit hsr could do is just kill Jing yuan off screen

Just a: “oh, Yanqing killed him after he became stricken with Mara a bit ago. You didn’t hear?” And no other context, all of the wikis mentioning him in game just change to past tense and literally nobody talks abt it.

[sunnbnn]

To befriend a STR user...

[velinxi]

HSR fan art

[hunterfromtheabyss]

HENGJING IN PENACONY???

[kammilu]

severe medical history of the patient from volume 128...

[xvillui]

🤓

[aroacenezhaanddainsleif]

the kids share one braincell and its purpose is to help people

[hagihino]

[criselegil]

uwu

[chattematsu]

Okay I love that Feixiao trailer so much😭😭😭😭

[minart-was-taken]

Loved Luka and Yanqing's interactions in the event :]