#––– ❛ ooc 【 beep beep motherfucker. 】

[fearinfected]

// currently recovering from surgery so replies are going to be a bit more sporadic the next week or so

[iiroiiros]

((

THIS BITCH FINALLY GOT HER DRIVERS LICENSE GAMERS

[strictlycanon]

👊✌👏👊

What do you think about my portrayal?

👊 - I like the way you portray your muse 🤘 - your character has unique, interesting appearance 👏 - others should learn from you

[cxlhouns]

It's been a hot minute since I've been around huh? How's everyone doing? Anyway, the reason I'm writing this is because I've decided to move Skyler & Jace to a new blog. They'll be on @strictlyoc with all my other original characters. Hope to see you over there ❤

[kaspmatic]

well, well, well – look who logged in and saw some shit happening on the dash today. for anyone who is uncomfortable writing with the “grandparent’s of tumblr” – you should know i’m 32. if you are uncomfortable with that, the unfollow button is conveniently located in the upper right hand corner of your screen. you’re more than welcome to continue following or not – you have every right to do what you need to remain comfortable. i have been writing since i was 12 and i will not be run off this hellsite by someone who thinks starting this shit again is cute. 

[griefprofiled]

today's the fuckin day, the day i have to have lunch with my dad and his new girlfriend. not to be dramatic but i'll pay someone $20 to hit me with a jetski

[sensesdialed-a]

THIS SEQUENCE OF PHOT O S HE FUC K I  N L E A P

[strictlyoc]

@lunarruled​ asked: ✨🧡🌙 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING ✨🧡🌙 

Aww thank you! Same goes to you! <3

[boundbird]

OKAY SO WHO IS GONNA STOP ME FROM MAKING 9762815+ RP BLOGS ??

[fearinfected]

// heading to Barcelona tomorrow and have only just finished packing

won't be around for munday so have some pics under the cut of me post-packing frenzy/pre- family party where I have to pretend to be a functioning member of society:

[snsdva-a]

tfw ur highlight isn’t you booping rein/hardt off the map as d/va

but it is of u running pha/rah over immediately after eating her ult

[strictlycanon]

Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate! And Happy Holidays to all who don’t! Stay safe and much love <3

[kaspmatic]

medsmthd → kaspmatic

[fightwing]

               im just gonna release some motherfucking uwus right here n now because beep beep its the love police coming to get you. my blog rn looks   TIGHT AS FUCK   because insu is a fucking wizard with editing and the theme is seriously one of the most beautiful things my two eyes have ever seen. literally everything pretty on my blog from here on out, just know, come from the genius and beautiful mind of @gothamoutllaw​ . and that’s just like, editing stuff.              in character, your jay (byeongoli uwu) is such a complex, loving, detailed, and just so fascinating to read/interact with. what you do is amazing, stunning, superb, and literally every reply kills me in all the best ways. my dick is   BIG   uwu for your jason, and the threads/aus we have are jut *chefs kiss*. like sure they make me cry here n there but god is it worth it to see ur jason in play. you can just tell there is so much thought and DEPTH put into everything u touch and for that (and many other reasons), u are amazing.                      N E WAYS ooc, insu u are such a bright light on the dash and in the messages. like genuinely if there is someone i KNOW will make me smile with like a simple sentence its u and im so lucky to have met and talked to you!!! you were one of the first people i connected with on this wee young dick blog and for that i am so thankful for. seriously u are some i just really admire because youre nice, youre talented, and i just *clenches fist* love u so much, so jot that down!!!! love letter over (*in threatening voice* for now) ima go flex my new pretty edited things!!!

[yoiotdfics]

Fic Rec List July 2017

R & R (Risk and Ruination)

fishingclocks

Summary:

On the floor by Yuuri’s bed, there is a forlorn little beep, as Yuuri receives his fifteenth unanswered notification of the morning.

One of them from his fiance.

One of them reading ‘YUURI!! TAKE THE DAY OFF!!! YOU’VE BEEN WORKING HARD AND I LOVE YOU BYE’ followed by a copious amount of varying heart emojis.

Going ignored, the screen goes dark.

Of Office Blunders

BunniesofDoom

Summary:

Yuuri accidentally sends a picture to his boss that he really shouldn’t have sent. AU.

“OOC MY ASS!”

preciousbunnynoiz

Summary:

Yuuri secretly writes fanfiction, including Victor Nikiforov/Katsuki Yuuri fanfiction and some asshole keeps telling him he writes too OOC.

Yuuri hates him so much

I’m Pretty Much Fucked

monstersinthecosmos

Summary:

Quick drabble about getting ready to have company over. :)

If you can’t take the heat…

mtothedestiel

Summary:

Stay tuned, coming up next it’s Top Chef: International! Join thirteen chefs from around the globe as they battle it out for glory and prizes in the one and only New York City (and share all their innermost thoughts along the way!) Who will emerge victorious, and who will burn out?? Heartwarming triumphs, devastating eliminations, and even ~forbidden romance~ are all coming your way on this showstopping season of Top Chef!

To Worship and Be Worshipped

Unforth

Summary:

Tumblr ficlet written to the prompt: Yuuri as god/deity of some sort and Victor as a completely besotted worshipper

Déjà Vu

KasumiChou

Summary:

“Are you planning to sleep all day?”

A voice questioned with a soft chuckle. A chuckle that set his heart alight.

Victor lay there for a moment, a feeling of déjà vu overtaking him.

Warning: Major Character Death

Soul Loop

Cherry101

Summary:

It was almost funny, how easily it was to watch the day restart.

At this point… it was even common. Every few weeks, there would be a day that would repeat itself. Once, twice, three times, and then everything would go back to normal.

Otabek knew what it was, but he didn’t know what to do about it.

All The Beauties In His Hands

WinterSky101

Summary:

The wedding of Jean-Jacques Leroy and Isabella Yang is the wedding of the century.

Load Paper Tray 1

esutonia

Summary:

Perhaps, Victor realized, they were all gifted in their own ways. The way that Victor could charm the ancient, malfunctioning Xerox into producing perfect packets was perhaps the same way that Yuuri could print carts of brochures but not once refill the paper trays.

Soulmates/Office AU: Everyone has a little magic in them, but soulmates’ powers complete each other. Soulmates don’t know they’re meant for each other, until they figure out how their powers fit together. Victor and Yuuri work for the same company, and end up together with the help of a particularly old, obnoxious Xerox.

we have at least eleven minutes

spicyyuuri

Summary:

just a quickie between gala performances. no big deal, right?

nsfw victuuri week ♔ day two ♔ clothes

Ache

Val_Creative

Summary:

She misses everything about Minako. Hasetsu isn’t the same — too quiet, too empty of joy and laughter.

rouge my knees and roll my stockings down

alykapedia

Summary:

“It’s just that only whores wear the knot in front,” Yuuri says, stepping in close to breathe in Viktor’s intoxicating scent before peering up at him through lowered lashes and affecting an accent he’s heard during one of his and Phichit’s ill-advised jaunts to Covent Garden. “Did you want me to be your whore, milord?”

(Or: A morning well-spent with Lord Nikiforov and his expensive whore.)

At First Bite

opalish

Summary:

“Phichit,” Yuuri said slowly, noting that the hamsters currently had fangs. Tiny, needle-sharp fangs. “Did you name your hamsters Spikester, Hamsticula, and Edward Cullen II because they actually drink the blood of the innocent?”

“Oh, you caught that?” Phichit asked with a winning smile.

The Track

YuriPirozhki (AceOfSpace)

Summary:

JJ liked to think that one day, he could realise his goal of skating flawlessly to a program and song that he’d put together by himself. That would be the day when he’d be more than just Jean-Jacques Leroy, the son of ice dancing’s power couple. He’d be JJ Leroy: Record breaker, history maker, and one of a kind. He was convinced that his new guitar would help him to get there.

places to go, sights to see

Mayarene Rose (Paradise_of_Mary_Jane)

Summary:

This is what Yuuri knows: There is a giant green monster blob, a man with a blue box, and a planet called Barcelona. Also there’s time travel.

(“Time and Relative Dimension in Space,” the Doctor had proudly explained which made absolutely no sense. But then, nothing in the past hour had made any kind of sense so Yuuri’s willing to go with it.

It’s probably not a dream.  Probably.)

Boof? Boof.

JMonCheri

Summary:

Makkachin tells us on how Viktuuri sexy times go down.

WARNING: EXTREMELY explicit. Don’t read unless you want to nut your intestines out.

Soft Things

airspaniel

Summary:

Yuri dresses up, with a little help.

Always Looking Out for You

TripCreates

Summary:

Mari walks over to the closet to start getting things out. She reaches for a box up on a shelf and she begins to pull it toward her. Once it slides off the edge, some sheets of paper slip off the shelf from underneath the box and drift to the floor. Mari laughs as she sees the familiar Viktor posters land on the floor. “I was wondering where those went.”

~~~ Or Mari helps Yuuri pack up his room as he gets ready to move to St. Petersburg to be with Viktor.

love is blind(folded)

hamartiawrites

Summary:

It’s the day of Viktor and Yuuri’s wedding.

Everything looks perfect. The decorations are perfect, every single visitor looks stunning, and Phichit is certain Yuuri will look absolutely breathtaking when those big doors at the end of the hall open.

There’s just one problem, and unfortunately, it’s a big one.

The groom, Viktor Nikiforov? The five time world champion? The Living Legend? The most decorated men’s figure skater in history?

Yeah, he looks downright ridiculous.

(Or the time where Phichit thought Viktor wanted to hurt Yuuri when all Viktor wanted to do was hurt himself with Yuuri’s beauty.)

My Favorite Shape

thoughtsappear

Summary:

Isabella has never doubted Yuri Plisetsky’s animal magnetism.

Firebird

LavenderProse

Summary:

“It’s almost like a marriage proposal,” Viktoria says, and the thing is—the thing is, if Viktoria wanted it to be, Yuri would make it one. If Viktoria had asked, “Is that a marriage proposal?” Yuri would have unhesitatingly said yes. She would have lowered herself onto a knee before Viktoria in Fukuoka Airport, the officially certified least romantic place in the world, and said Viktoria Konstantinovna Nikiforova, please—please—

(Yuri doesn’t know if Viktoria will stay. She wants her to. She wants her to want to. But she doesn’t want to be the only thing holding Viktoria here. Life for Yuri Katsuki is, as always, Hard.)

Cherry

sophiahelix

Summary:

Now Mila turns to look at her, blue eyes open and bright. She offers the cigarette back, pinched between two fingertips lacquered red as her lips, and quirks a smile, sarcastic and knowing. “You mean you don’t support your brother no matter what?”

“Hmph,” Mari snorts, and takes the cigarette back.

Situation Status: Possibly Awesome

ineptshieldmaid

Summary:

It’s early in the season, his first year competing in the Grand Prix as a senior, and Kenji is in a Situation.

We’ll Always Have Paris

Teuthida

Summary:

Lilia recognized her, of course.

The Struggles of Living with Viktor Nikiforov

Minipandacakes

Summary:

Yuuri had imagined life with Viktor in St. Petersburg as being a perfect blur of snuggles and laughter and kisses. And while he was right, he wasn’t quite prepared for the frustration that comes right along with the happiness when you first make a home with your partner. This one-shot is made up of a trio of short stories I couldn’t resist writing out. Enjoy!~

Blades of a Ballet Dancer

Katrinova

Summary:

When word gets out that Yuuri helped create his record breaking routine Yuri On Ice, the world wants to know if he thinks he could do solo work. Yuuri says no, everyone else disagrees. Obviously, everyone else is a traitor.

Part of Yuuri Week 2017 Day 4- [Theme: On Ice]

Strut For Me

Katrinova

Summary:

“Darling, as your coach and choreographer it is also my job to make sure you get the exposure you deserve!” Or, there were aspects of being a world champion figure skater Yuuri was not prepared for. At all.

Part of Yuuri Week 2017 Day 5- [Theme: Eros]

Tweet tweet - Yuuri Week Day 7

hazelandglasz

Summary:

In which Yuuri should never be left alone with a full bottle of vodka and a fully charged phone

[Player] is Suffering From Thirst. [Player] is Well Again.

counterheist

Summary:

“Tell him you’re a blacksmith, Yuuri, tell him you’re good with your hands.”

“…but I’m not a blacksmith?” Phichit is a blacksmith. Yuuri used to make saddles and gaze longingly at daguerreotypes of men wearing the newest shirt collar designs. Now he gazes longingly at Russian immigrants. Maybe he’ll see Nikiforov wearing a new shirt at the next Fort. Maybe he’ll drown at a river crossing first.

Who’s to say?

Crop Top Distraction

nerdlife4eva

Summary:

When Yuuri, Phichit, Victor, and Yurio take a vacation to an all-inclusive resort, Victor’s and Yurio’s fans begin to monopolize their time. Even though Yuuri is understanding, he easily goes along with Phichit’s plan to regain Victor’s attention. These dorks fall in pools over each other. Yuuri is in a crop top, Phichit is in a crop top. Victor is lucky to be alive.

This is part of YuuriWeek and the amazing art is thanks to my insanely talented friend Magical-Mistral please go give this artist some love and watch for our future collabs!!

not in service

PuggleFiclets (Pugglemuggle)

Summary:

“You know what they say…” Yuri replies. “If you crack the ice once, you better be ready to shatter the whole motherfucking pond.” In a dictatorship dominated by the International Skating Union, Yuri was bound to end up in prison sooner or later. He isn’t planning to stay there, though. No—Yuri’s got bigger plans.

[lcstthief-arch]

okay let me break it down to you. Sam is my fav big brother and i absolutely LOVE HIM!! AND YOU PORTRAY HIM SO ON POINT !!! i remember when i first followed you a while ago, i did it bc i've seen you on my dash, read your stuff and was honestly so amazed by the way you write him in combination with your creative way with words !! and i'm STILL fangirling over you like wow you're so great and your writing is great and your blog is PURE GOLD! I LOVE U!!! SUCH QUALITY !!!!

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKERS

                       //  ahhhhHHHHHHHHH REGG ,  You’re  not  allowed  to  be  this  nice  to  me  because  you’re  so  more  talented  than  me  &&  more  active  with  that  talent  and  I  don’t  deserve  your  attention I’m ????   I  know  that  we  don’t  really  interact  IC  that  much  (  or  ooc  either  ,  we  just  kind  of  stalk  each  other )  -  but  I’d  love  that  to  change ??? 

@baagha