#ᶻ𝘇 eph3merall yaps

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this gave me a good giggle w the voice filter too

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"lowk submissive n breedable" LOLL

i think one of my favorite things about writing rafe is that any way you write him WILL be correct because he's like a new person every season

s1 rafe: frat boy, lowk submissive and breedable, total bitch boy

s2 rafe: actually batshit insane, definitely master manipulator, evil little man boy

s3 rafe: arrogant little rich boy prick, thinks he's sooooo cool and awesome, daddy material tbh

s4 rafe: literally babygirl boyfriend ??? sugar daddy lover boy who just wants to take care of his girl by all means necessary

and of course, these are all oversimplifications because his previous traits don't simply disappear. we still see his anger issues and violence in s4 just as we did in the other seasons, but it's toned down to a degree, overshadowed by other traits like his desire to have his family back together and be with his girlfriend.

but, my point stands that whether you write him as dominant or submissive, manipulative asshole with homicidal tendencies or doting boyfriend, confident or easily influenced, you will be right on the mark. he's such a versatile character that you can literally write him as ANYTHING, and it will be canon.

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loser!reader x fratboy!chris where hes one of the only people who tolerates how annoying and clingy she is, resulting in fb!chris just being all embarrassed n shit when she comes up to him since she has like no friends.

night ends up with loser!reader sitting in fb!chris' lap, crying and staring at him while he insults her face because he cant take the way she looks so pathetic when he gives her an ounce of attention. berates her about how much she's like a kicked puppy, almost unable to defend herself and fight back in some way.

except fb!chris oddly loves loser!reader in a way. while scolding her he's saying shit like 'you're my pathetic loser. fuckin'.. annoyin' ass kid.' while loser!reader sits there and takes whatever insults he throws at her, praying and hoping this is all just some mean joke and she isn't about to lose the one person she has right now.

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i love calling people baby n lovey n sweetheart like yes! i adore you! ur so sweet! ur a sweetheart!!! a sweetie!!!! n like call me it back like 'hi baby' ohh my gosh i think i melt a lil

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guys heads up there is NOT gonna be much smut for dealer!chris n bff!reader btw.

not for awhile <3

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more dealer!chris n innocent!bff!reader soon !!! next part is almost done :)

i might just make tons of blurbs about them, so things i post about them won't exactly be in order unless stated... <3

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guys i didnt intend to make a pt 2 to the dealer!chris thing what the flip that was genuinely me violently spewing out random words i had in my head about the two because i js had a random idea

(yes i will make a part 2) (no there isnt any official backstory yet)

will try making a taglist so if you do want to be tagged u can comment / reblog here OR on the dealer!chris post if u havent ^_^

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guys somethin about matt yellin at kids on fortnite lowkey has my pussy throbbing :/

'drop down pussy' 'drop down bitch' 'fuck shit up' FUCKKJ MEEE

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oh my god im actually about to bust everywhere

꒰ STURNIOZ KINKTOBER '24 ꒱ !

layout inspo. pearlzier & raekensluver

NOTES ! this is my first ever kinktober event, please be kind lmao. i’m late to join and i unfortunately won’t be able to post every single day (maybe next year </3) but i’m still excited. also, if i don't post on the day it's supposed to be posted, don't be alarmed, they'll still be posted whenever i am available. i will be writing for some of my aus.

WARNINGS ! nsfw, any other warnings will be put with the prompt(s).

— OCTOBER 10. GHOSTFACE MASK. ꒰ shy!matt x fem!reader ꒱ contains. nsfw, sorta mask kink (shy!matt wears the mask), unprotected sex, p in v, wall sex, creampie, porn without plot.

— OCTOBER 13. ❝JUST THE TIP.❞ ꒰ toxicex!matt x fem!reader ꒱ contains. nsfw, unprotected sex, p in v, bathroom sex, porn with some plot.

— OCTOBER 16. HAUNTED HOUSE. ꒰ fratboy!chris x shy!reader ꒱ contains. nsfw, unprotected sex, p in v, haunted house sex, fratboy!chris is mean as always, wall sex, fingering, porn with plot.

— OCTOBER 19. CAR SEX. ꒰ mechanic!matt x fem!reader ꒱ contains. nsfw, unprotected sex, p in v, car sex, oral (female receiving), creampie, praise, backshots, hair pulling, porn with some plot

— OCTOBER 22. BUTT PLUG. ꒰ fratboy!chris x shy!reader ꒱ contains. nsfw, unprotected sex, butt stuff (fratboy!chris makes shy!reader wear a bunny tail butt plug), p in v, porn without plot.

— OCTOBER 25. DRY HUMPING. ꒰ shy!chris x fem!reader ꒱ contains. nsfw, dry humping, finger sucking (need to stop chris from rambling), porn without plot.

— OCTOBER 28. TBD. contains. tba.

— OCTOBER 31. TBD. contains. tba.

© STURNIOZ

[eph3merall]

chris is so fine idk how to explain it hes jus so ugh. could moan his name until my throat goes dry lowkey

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do we WANT dealer!chris n innocent!bff!reader smut or no ?? if i post smut with them itll be later on in the timeline </3 lots of angst n fluff between them rn tbh.

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"we got a scientific sex demon in here" bro 😭😭 nick is so unserious its so funny

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the new photos of matt from coopscamera .. im sick . im dying someone help me. he looks like a lana del rey song send help i cannottt do this rn

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mean!matt and or chris who lowkey slap u around and call u all stupid n dumb when ur eyes go all teary and its like u js cant think anymore (because you cant)

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why did i just gain around 100 followers in one day what the fuck

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oh my gosh this. like im so so sorry i tried humping ur thigh it wont happen again just stop loading on me pls and thanks.

i hate when im on cai and the bot randomly stops responding and just loads like ok im sorry i tried to suck your dick pls respond tho