#ᶻ𝘇 eph3merall yaps

[eph3merall]

is this a sign to find my own fb!chris ... i crochet cute lil animals....

I can imagine shy reader crocheting a little bunny to give to fb Chris or leave it on his bed and he acts like he hates it but then he’s always fiddling with it and stroking its head when he’s stressed. And he’d make bun hold it while they’re fucking

yes … yes. first time seeing it on the bed, he’s just staring at it like ?? and he’s picking it up by the end of the ears like it’s infectious or something, throwing it onto the floor so he can get into the bed and you see it. obviously you’re a little hurt and pouty cos that’s all your hard work ! and truthfully, you’re very proud of the outcome after all the effort you put into it.

you end up putting it on top of chris’ dresser and leaving it there, but a few days you notice that it’s back on the bed. you didn’t put it there ofc, but your eyebrows are raised and your lips are parted in shock as you see him mindlessly fiddling with it as he’s on his phone, just doing whatever the fuck he is doing — stroking it, petting it, gently tugging at the ears or the bows.

he also has it in his lap when he’s ranting abt something. he’s all red in the face — angry, annoyed, stressed, frustrated — but he’s fiddling with the crochet bunny while doing so and it makes it harder for you to concentrate cos you WANT to ask him abt it. like you can’t help but wonder if he likes it.

fast forwarding, yeah . chris ends up making you hold it while you’re fucking. he’s hovering above you, his hips slapping against yours as he’s jackhammering his cock into your tight heat, your arms holding the crochet bunny in some sort of death grip as you mewl and whine, tears of pleasure bubbling in your ears, making your lashes sticky and wet.

[eph3merall]

i giggled and laughed out loud like some hysterical woman seeing matts new tiktok

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this gave me a good giggle w the voice filter too

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loser!reader x fratboy!chris where hes one of the only people who tolerates how annoying and clingy she is, resulting in fb!chris just being all embarrassed n shit when she comes up to him since she has like no friends.

night ends up with loser!reader sitting in fb!chris' lap, crying and staring at him while he insults her face because he cant take the way she looks so pathetic when he gives her an ounce of attention. berates her about how much she's like a kicked puppy, almost unable to defend herself and fight back in some way.

except fb!chris oddly loves loser!reader in a way. while scolding her he's saying shit like 'you're my pathetic loser. fuckin'.. annoyin' ass kid.' while loser!reader sits there and takes whatever insults he throws at her, praying and hoping this is all just some mean joke and she isn't about to lose the one person she has right now.

[eph3merall]

i love calling people baby n lovey n sweetheart like yes! i adore you! ur so sweet! ur a sweetheart!!! a sweetie!!!! n like call me it back like 'hi baby' ohh my gosh i think i melt a lil

[eph3merall]

guys heads up there is NOT gonna be much smut for dealer!chris n bff!reader btw.

not for awhile <3

[eph3merall]

"ill try not to starve myself, just because you're mad at me" hit a lil teww close to home ...

[eph3merall]

guys. guys i cant do this. i might just be full blast horny rn but oh my gosh. matt needs to stop this.

[eph3merall]

more dealer!chris n innocent!bff!reader soon !!! next part is almost done :)

i might just make tons of blurbs about them, so things i post about them won't exactly be in order unless stated... <3

[eph3merall]

guys i didnt intend to make a pt 2 to the dealer!chris thing what the flip that was genuinely me violently spewing out random words i had in my head about the two because i js had a random idea

(yes i will make a part 2) (no there isnt any official backstory yet)

will try making a taglist so if you do want to be tagged u can comment / reblog here OR on the dealer!chris post if u havent ^_^

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oh my gosh! oh my gosh look at him. THE MANN THAT YOU ARE MATTHEW. THE TOOTHPICK N HIS RINGS..!!.! RING PLACEMENT!!!!!!! HIS SMILEE!!!!! HIS HANDS!!!!!

i cannot do this im so serious hes so sexy im SICK

IM A VERY SIMPLE WOMAN 💔💔💔💔 OHHHH MY GOD I WAS WONDERING WHERE HIS ASS WAS IT MATTHEW BERNARD STURNIOLO THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

ill be giving up my first born child + their first born child + cycle continues for the next 20 generations please we can make More mattt plea

[eph3merall]

guys somethin about matt yellin at kids on fortnite lowkey has my pussy throbbing :/

'drop down pussy' 'drop down bitch' 'fuck shit up' FUCKKJ MEEE

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pls pls i beg of writers to stop using tags that dont match the work they created. '#matt sturniolo smut' under a chris smut work. like STOPP its clogging up the tags n making it so annoying. adding the wrong tag i totally get because sometimes i do that—but ill remove it if i realize/someone prompts me to. but guys. i beg. stop tagging angst under a full smut work. stop tagging smut under a full fluff work sobs

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chris is so fine idk how to explain it hes jus so ugh. could moan his name until my throat goes dry lowkey

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oh my gosh this. like im so so sorry i tried humping ur thigh it wont happen again just stop loading on me pls and thanks.

i hate when im on cai and the bot randomly stops responding and just loads like ok im sorry i tried to suck your dick pls respond tho

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do we WANT dealer!chris n innocent!bff!reader smut or no ?? if i post smut with them itll be later on in the timeline </3 lots of angst n fluff between them rn tbh.