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Malvie for the ultimate ship meme yo

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - years on end, till death do them part 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - it was a gradual growth of a relationship, from friends on the Isle, to best friends in Auradon, to girlfriends after Uma and Mal realised where her feelings truly lay

How was their first kiss? - it was after Mal broke up with Ben, it was a year after Uma had threatened to break the barrier and she realised she didn’t love him the way she thought, Evie and Doug hadn’t made it through the year and when Ben realised Mal’s feelings weren’t for him, he gave the VK’s his blessing as Mal kissed the blue haired princess in front of the whole Court

Wedding:

Who proposed? - It had to be Evie, Mal had made the first move and Evie found a perfect rose gold diamond ring that was encased in a dragon feature, she had to propose to Mal with it 

Who is the best man/men? -Jay and Ben 

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - Jane and Carlos, Lonnie played a part as well

Who did the most planning? - Evie

Who stressed the most? - Evie, Mal had to calm her down 

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Maleficent and Uma

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 2 or 3 

How many children will they adopt? - 2 

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - pretty fifty fifty 

Who is the stricter parent? - Evie

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Evie, Mal was the bad influence to her children 

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Evie, Mal is always to preoccupied being between good and evil

Who is the more loved parent? - they are both loved equally 

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Evie, but Mal sometimes surprises her wife by showing up

Who cried the most at graduation? - Mal, but she used a spell to mask it so it seemed like Evie

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Evie, it’s likely Mal is in there with them

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Mal, Evie is always making clothes for the kids so Mal does most of the cooking

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Evie, sometimes Mal forgets things that she won’t eat but the kids will 

Who does the grocery shopping? - Mal since she cooks

How often do they bake desserts? - at least twice a month, the pair of them bake together

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - a mix of both, a healthy medium 

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Mal will give Evie something to do with red hearts or new mirrors and then Evie surprises Mal with dragon items, they are both pretty even

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Evie after she cons Carlos and Jane to watch the kids

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Evie 

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - fifty fifty 

Who is really against chores? - Mal 

Who cleans up after the pets? - there are no pets 

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Mal 

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Evie

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Evie

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Mal 

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - there is no dog but they’d convince Carlos

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - every single chance they get 

What are their goals for the relationship? - to be happy and not kill anyone 

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Mal 

Who plays the most pranks? - Mal 

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Evie and Mal for the otp meme thing ( only if it's okay with you of course )

♛ fill in the blanks | fluff otp edition

Who’s more likely to find who wearing their clothes?: When Evie isn’t looking, Mal tries to steal her clothes but puts them back too quickly realising the purple and blue mix but she can’t pull it off like dear ole E Who enunciates hand holding?: Evie does, especially whenever Mal is upsetWho likes having their hair washed by who?: Evie loves being pampered by Mal who knows just how to do it Who likes to slow dance?: Mal does but doesn’t verbally tell Evie (who already knows)Muse that’s more likely to fall asleep with their head in the others lap?: Mal tends to fall asleep in Evie’s lap when the tv is on as Evie is always so invested in the clothes, Mal just falls asleep knowing her girl is happy Muse that does all the cuddling in a blanket fort?: Evie is the one that curls up to Mal Who hogs most of the covers at night?: pretty fifty fifty depending on the nightMuse who nuzzles the others shoulder to get them to give them a head rub?: Evie because Mal is happy to play with her blue hairHow do they share a desert? Two forks or one?: Two forks so they try to evenly eat the food but if it is strawberry flavoured, Mal eats more Who gets jealous more easily?: EvieWho gets angered more easily? MalHow do they go to sleep at night?: curled up in each other’s arms or with Mal laying on Evie’a lap Who gets the most shoulder rubs?: Mal as she tends to get stressed easier What are their arguments/fights like? How often do they fight?: The girls very rarely fight, if they do, it’s usually about Evie being to invested in her clothes or Mal having too much of an explosive temper, but it is very rare, they usually are able to talk it out Who is more likely to throw things in fights?: Mal How do they make it up to each other/apologize after an argument? Kisses and talkingDo they have nicknames for each other?: M, E, EvesCaring for each other while ill, how does the other muse go about it?: whenever Mal is sick, she is curled up in bed with ice packs cause she gets too hot with her dragon magic bursting at the seams, Evie sits beside her, with a wash cloth, patting Mal’s head as she sleeps Who’s more likely to be patching the others wound?: Evie would patch up Mal but Mal would do the exact same if Evie got hurt but she is more careful than Mal Muse that says ‘I told you so’, after they come home from the beach and other muse is burnt to a crisp while whining how bad it hurts for not listening and putting on sunblock after the other muse repeatedly told them they’d get burnt?: Mal is laughing at Evie while rubbing moisturiser into her girl’s skin, continuing to say i told you so as Evie and Mal both have pale toned skin, and Mal is a consistent wearer of sunscreen Your otp has a newborn baby, who gets up in the middle of the night when he/she cries?: Mal does because she feels she is more used to getting up at weird times because she had a crazy mother, but Evie makes sure they take it in turns so Mal isn’t overtiredYour muse’s of the otp reaction to finding the others crying about something? And how do they make them feel better?: Whenever Evie is crying, Mal is at her side at all times, either holding her hand, rubbing her back, or rocking her back and forth trying to soothe her. That and lots and lots of chocolate ice creamWhat would they be like as parents?: They would try and raise their kids to be as good as they possibly could be, with Mal being a bad influence and putting little bits of sass and bad in their childs attitude, in order for them to stand up for themselvesWhat would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? The cutest things ever, terrorising the Isle together, holding hands as they run through the streets, stealing candy from babies and kisses in the dark alley ways Who enunciates taking a bath together?: Evie, she prefers baths Who likes who playing with their hair?: Mal plays with Evie’s hairThe place they mostly likely accidentally fall asleep together?: In class or at a tourney game

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@phillipofauradon ; AU ; Ben and Mal are not a thing and Mal has a thing for Phillip to piss off Audrey

It wasn’t fun to be picked on by the daughter of the princess her own mother cursed for her entire life, it wasn’t Mal’s, fault, but she had a weak spot. Her brother. Mal took it as a vulnerability, least he wasn’t too horrible looking, she planned to exploit it. Baking love spell cookies made for the most perfect cause for disruption. “Phillip!” Mal called out as she ran to catch up with him, hugging a book to her chest. “Whatcha doing?” Playing the nice girl card.

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@haley-deadflowers liked for a starter from Mal 

"Don’t test me sweetie, I’ll send someone down to your father one day soon.”

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@spinachpcffs liked for a starter from Mal 

"Please tell me your father isn’t following Ezma anymore, because I’d rather take those potions and shove them down Uma’s throat, not Kuzco’s.”

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@islestolen liked for a starter

"I could have killed someone turning into that dragon. I wish mother had taught me to control that. I could have killed Ben, or any of you, Punzie, I still feel like I belong on the Isle.”

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@maliciousheart liked for in between films Mal

"You can’t tell anyone you saw me like this.” Mal had found the ONE quiet place in Auradon where she allowed herself to cry for a small moment, to break. She was putting up an act for Ben, for the press, anyone that she met. Her hair alone was a spell now. She wiped her eyes as she turned to find the brunette. “No one can know.”

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@phillipofauradon liked for in between films Mal 

"Does Auradon always have a festival every nine seconds? I feel like Ben is always pulling me towards the next event we have to go to.” 

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❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ xx raja, if it's okay cx

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS

“ Not very well, I think honesty may be the best policy.” 

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@daughtersofauradon liked for a starter

"Did you get my spell book for me? I just need it for one more spell. You just can’t tell Ben, trust me, it’s for the best.”

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@mutedmascot liked for in between films Mal

It wasn’t Jane’s fault, Mal just couldn’t handle everything that came with being an Auradon girl. Her eyes flashed green before a forced smile turned her lips into a simple thin line. "Could you repeat that? But, slowly.” 

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@heartsunsung liked for in between films Mal

"You realise Evie isn’t going to be too hay that you’re testing makeup on me when my DRESS isn’t finished...” Mal spoke softly as she allowed the female to cake the makeup on her alabaster skin. “Are you going to match it cause I have colour swatches of the dress on my phone, Evie was very strict that I must keep the picture on me at all times, can’t go against a villain.” She softly laughed, even though she was talking about herself.

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@frozcnprincess liked for in between films Mal

"Did your mom create this or something?” Mal held the ice sculpture in her hand, luckily her DRAGON side wasn’t burning through the ice in her hands, handing it back to the other girl she smoothed her fake blonde hair as she plastered a fake smile on her face. “It’s really pretty, my mom is never sweet like that.”

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❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜

° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

“Have you been good? Maybe you don’t deserve a kiss...” 

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❛ Where’d you learn to tango? ❜

RENT; STARTER SENTENCES.

“My mom taught me a thing or two for the dance floor, that and Ben needed me to know to dance for the Jewelbilee.” 

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“Who did this?”

Send “Who did this?” for your muse to discover my muse with a black eye or a busted lip

For the teenager back in the Isle, fist fights were a common occurrence, but in running away from Auradon, needing to get out, to the country of England, she had accidentally done a spell in public, not even thinking. When one person sees she is named a freak, an outcast. She wasn’t able to escape, she couldn’t use magic, she couldn’t turn into a DRAGON, like her mother Maleficent, but she had to take it. Running into a fellow magical being, the fake blonde haired girl pointed to a group of laughing teenagers once they saw her battered up face. “Some idiots who think they can beat someone with magic.”