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@northblueprince2 I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

Katakuri and Ichiji……. in my head Ichiji was the most not-catching-crashes and more cold (because ‘well I'm number ONE, I need to be the best at everything, no love, one time hookups at most’) BUT, BUT, BUT…… Katakuri can so understand him/her……

An oppressive parent who doesn't give you the exact parental attention you deserve (✅)

Responsibility for younger siblings because you fucking HAVE TO CONTROL EVERYTHING because of your position as an older sibling (✅)

Inferiority trauma due to a parent (✅)

Saving little sibling because ‘GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BABY’ (yes, Ichiji's belatedly, but ✅)

PLUS Katakuri loves sweets and from the sbs we know that Ichiji loves strawberries (✅)

Well just a modern!au where Ichiji walks into his favourite pastry shop, sees the last strawberry cupcake/ponch already reaching for it and suddenly runs into Katakuri who is also very interested in this little sugar and strawberry bomb……..

In short this ship fulfils all the requirements of north blue ships: lots of fucking glass and a little bit of sweetness (And yeah Niji really needs to join Luffy fanclub...)