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13. Give us a random headcanon

【She is insanely ticklish, especially on her sides.】

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A nick name? easy, Tater tot.

"Tater Tot? Huh... That's a new one!"

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Contact: Dale

【SMS Outgoing- 1:46AM Sent】: If humans have different blood types..Does that mean mosquitoes see us as different flavors?

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'you’re an idiot’

"Hey! If me telling a guy off for being a dick to a bartender makes me an idiot, print me a name tag." Kari smirked, finishing the drink in her hand before setting it back onto the coaster in front of her.

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[[ I am in college for baking and pastry arts while also working full time mentoring in a bakery for adults with special needs!]]

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"Icons only" Johnny, unconscious, laying on his bed in a nest of empty bottles and snack wrappers, MOSTLY FUNYONS.

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[[ From the years 2014-2019 2020ish? I worked in a haunted house attraction every October! ]]

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[[ I have a weird irrational fear of mannequins that I also gave to my muse! Personally I think it's from watching too many horror movies! ]]

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👨‍👩‍👧‍👦- What's your family like?

[[ Most of my family is pretty close! We don't always talk, however we are always there when something happens. We are kind of a gaggle of strange individuals, but it makes it interesting! ]]

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[[ GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE DOLL FACE LET'S DO THIS! ]]

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1ST  RULE: Tag 9 muses you’d like to get to know better.

2ND  RULE: BOLD the statements that are true for your muse.

3RD  RULE: Repost, DON’T reblog  ! !

Tagging: Whoever sees this that hasn’t done this already Tagged by: Indirectly/ stolen  by @thecrxmxnal​

APPEARANCE:

I am 5’ 7″ or taller. I have at least one tattoo. I have at least one piercing. I have blonde hair. I have brown eyes. I have short hair. My abs are at least somewhat defined. I have or have had braces.

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people. People tell me that I’m funny. Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me. I enjoy physical challenges. I enjoy mental challenges. I’m playfully rude with people I know well. I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it. There is something I would change about my personality.

ABILITY:

I can sing well. I can play an instrument. I can do over 30 push-ups without stopping. I’m a fast runner. I can draw well. I have a good memory. I’m good at doing math in my head. I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute. I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling. I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch. I know how to throw a proper punch.

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports. I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else. I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else. I have learned a new song in the past week. I work out at least once a week. I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months. I have drawn something in the past month. I enjoy writing. I do or have done martial arts.

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss. I have had alcohol. I have scored the winning goal in a sports game. I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting. I have been at an overnight event. I have been in a taxi. I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year. I have beaten a video game in one day. I have visited another country. I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts.

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship. I have a crush on a celebrity. I have a crush on someone I know. I have been in at least 3 relationships. I have never been in a relationship. I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them. I get crushes easily. I have had a crush on someone for over a year. I have been in a relationship for at least a year. I have feelings for a friend.

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a best friend. I live close to my school. My parents are still together. I have at least one sibling. I live in the United States. There is snow right now where I live. I have hung out with a friend in the past month. I have a smartphone. I have at least 15 CDs. I share my room with someone.

RANDOM STUFF:

I have break-danced. I know a person named Jamie. I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce. I have dyed my hair. I’m listening to one song on repeat right now. I have punched someone in the past week. I know someone who has gone to jail. I have broken a bone. I have eaten a waffle today. I know what I want to do with my life. I speak at least 2 languages.

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Rumor has it you know Johnny's REAL name.

"Indeed I do, however my lips are sealed."

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Starters based off of the dumb things my friends and I say when we’re together/gaming Pt1 out of ?:

"WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!"

"Stop pappin'."

"I hope that whenever you open a loaf of bread, no matter how new it is, it's always moldy!"

"You have the aim of a half blind stormtrooper!"

“If you can’t flirt with your friends, are you even friends?”

“How the fuck did you not see that?!”

“HMPH!”

“I’m going to kick your ass up and down this hallway.”

“Jokes on you I’m into that shit!”

“Stab me harder Mommy.”

“I hope you step on a lego. Every morning. Bare foot. For the rest of your life.”

“I’m going to take your knees..”

“Do you want me to take their knees or their shins?”

“Why did I trust you for directions when I know you couldn’t find your way out of a jar?!”

“You made the choice to trust me with escaping, clearly this was your fault.”

“Are you ABSOLUTELY sure you know where you’re going?”

“Will you stop trying to seduce the ghosts?!”

“I’m going to bust out of this closet like the kool-aid man. No hesitation.”

“Alright who’s not dead sound off!”

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-hides a mannequin in her closet-

All she wanted to do was grab a hoodie! That's it! Seeing the soulless, plastic eyes staring back at her... menacingly, a loud shriek sounded from her room before a rapid series of loud pounding and crashes.

"WHO THE FUCK AM I BLUDGENING WITH THIS... THING'S SEVERED ARM!?"

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[[ I have 2 'twin' cats named Squeak and trouble and a Weimer mix named Reign who I usually just call Wubby! ]]

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"I don't care how much crap I get for this: Pineapple pizza can actually be pretty decent given the right sauce flavors!"