#ϟ ┆ 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞'𝐨'𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 / 𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 !

[crackinginventor]

@rathalascendant sent: "Trousers that walk you? Really? Now I've seen everything."

𝐖 .┆ 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐃 / 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ! ϟ

❝  Just  another  invention  ,  really  ,  though  in  the  wrong  hands  these  trousers  can  be  pretty  dangerous  .  Oh  well  ,  lessons  learnt  I  suppose  .  ❞     Wallace  still  kept  the  trousers  around  to  serve  as  a  reminder  ,  of  a  lesson  he  all  most  certainly  had't  learnt  from  .

❝  How  about  you  take  a  look  at  some  of  our  other  inventions  ,  hm  ?  ❞

[crackinginventor]

@dollene sent: ' oh, you remind me of my rod ! he also has a shiny little head. ' :)

𝐖 .┆ 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐃 / 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ! ϟ

 ❝  Oh  !   Well,-    ❞   Taken  aback  though  disbelief  is  short  lived  when  the  reason  comes  to  light  . 

 ❝  I  suppose  we  bald  chaps  do  look  a  lot  alike  .    ❞  He  decides  he  isn't  at  all  offended  .  Maybe  he  should  start  a  club  !  Gain  more  friends  ! ... If he did that he wouldn't have time to install that new sheepfeeder he's been working on for Shaun . That ought to stop that rambunctious , little tike from eating his newspaper as it comes through the letter box .

[crackinginventor]

@shibemuses sent : The Smallfry is currently eyeing up the cheese collection... Drool collecting on his little beak and singular tooth....

𝐖 .┆ 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐃 / 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ! ϟ

A  typical  cheese  spread  ,  anything  from  Monterey  Jack  to  Cheddar  !  It  was  about  that  time  again  for  afternoon  tea  and  of  course  cheese  !  Turning  to  his  side  he  noticed  he  had  company  . 

❝ Oh  !  Would  you  look  at  that  !  You  must've  smelt  all  this  cheese  ! ❞     Wallace  cuts  a  sufficable  piece  of  gorgonzola  off  and  plates  it  up  ,  offering  up  .  ❝ Fret  not  ,  ol'  chuck  !  There's  plenty  to  go  around  !  ❞