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“I never knew I hated Miss Piggy, and just how much until now...”

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“Oh good Gods help me now..” She muttered mostly to herself, but she couldn’t help a huffed out laugh and a shake of her head. “You are a menace of the best sorts, but I’m telling you now, the second I hear that man uwu in my general vicinity, I’m throwing something at him.” 

“Do NOT teach Garth owo culture please, I’m fairly certain the whiplash would instantly kill me.”

"You can't fucking stop me from spreading chaos wherever I wish to sow it, my dear. I'm going to make him the most uwu hunter out there."

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"Lemme do it for you" Kerry croons in a bad Miss Piggy voice from across the room. @gildedrxcker

Tilting her head back, there was a hushed groan that sounded from the smaller woman. She'd already heard at least 3 members of the stage crew doing this shit, and now he was in on it?! There was no escape. "Oh for fuck sake not you, too!"

@gildedrxcker

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Flicking her zippo lighter in her fingers. “Hey! What’s the difference between a hippo and zippo? A hippo is really heavy, but a zippo is just a little lighter~”

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@gildedrxcker​ 

   She let out a small elongated gasp, looking up at him with her fakest hurt expression, fingertips pressing to her chest. “Wow! Bringing the size into this, eh, Sweetface?! It may get darker for me sooner, but at least I can avoid getting sunburnt when I walk next to you!” 

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Squinting at him, she leaned forward a bit so they were face to face. “This cloud can kick your butt, you know?”

Runs up behind him and tackle hugs his back "There you go!"

Let's out the tiniest of grunts before looking behind him with a smirk. "Shit, think a cloud just jumped on my back."

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    “Is it getting darker out here, or is it just all the shade being thrown..” She’s trying so hard not to laugh. 

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   “Man coffee shops must hate morning times...they’re always getting mugged” 

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What’s your position?

“I meeeaannn.... It’s not wrong?” 

Stolen From: @sxlverhand​

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“I would pay just to watch you sing that! I am so down, but only if I can back you up!”

"Who wants to go to a karaoke bar? I'll pay, but you have to let me sing Sweet Caroline as loud as I want."

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Kar’s Parents: “Fuck you my child is completely fine!” 

Kari: Will offer herself up as a distraction, perches in high places just because, will look someone in the eye x3 bigger than her and call them a puss, just all around chaotic energy that tends to get her in trouble. 

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   She’s just going to sit on the couch.. Upside down, her head tilted back almost touching the floor. “..So they have houses that were built upside down as attractions... How much superglue do you think it took to glue those dishes to the tables and make them stay..?”

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"Hey. Fuck you."

She is really really trying not to laugh

“No! No,no,no! Fuck you!”

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"I literally thought you were kidding about that." She paused, placing a marker on the page she was reading and sets her book down. "I'm coming, I'm coming."

“Hey, cuddleable.”

"Well, hello to you too snuggle-bug."

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   “You know what’s stupid? Feeling weird about just asking your friends for a cuddle session. I’m sorry I didn’t know you that type of comfort was reserved for couples only. Friends can cuddle... Fruddles..That’s a thing right?”