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Today's the start of Natura's Anniversary !!! — I'll post the meta later once I've shaken off my sleep . Have another shitpost . This time its the Jardin choir boys .

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@terraeferae​​ delivered a letter ! (  ❝ way to fail the credibility check instantly . ❞ (Aplomado to whoever???) )  ┊ ☎️ SUNDOWN ┊ 🧸❀ ━  𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐔𝐗𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 . // NO LONGER ACCEPTING ! 

            ˗ˏˋ☎️❀┊ ( * THE ADVISING SUNDOWN ) ━  ❝ way to fail the credibility cheeeeck ━  ❞ A MIMICKED , MOCKING WHISPER ;    the boy had his back turned , working to pick the electronic lock with skilled precision .        THE HUSHED , sardonic tone of his voice was enough for one to imagine the rolling of his eyes ,   ❝ quite the goody two shoes aren’t you , miss ?       where do you think information comes from ?       the sky ?     you think you can just ask , ‘ hey mister guard , i want information about this influential man who’s targeting my family’s riches .      can you let me , the enemy daughter , and some fourteen-year-old kid in so we can look ? ‘      PUH-LEASE , you wanted top secret information ?       i’m helping you get it .         normally you can take the easy route and pay me to just dip into someone’s head and just take it .       but you’re not exactly willing to hand half-a-billion dollars to me , aren’t you ?       so we’re doing it the hard way and stealing it !        grueling work , but it doesn’t make it any less credible . ❞ 

             ˗ˏˋ☎️❀┊ ( * SUNDOWN ) ━ HE CEASED HIS RANT WITH A HUFF , before the silvery machine falls atop a pallid palm , the metallic doorway creaks open , a fog slips through the cracks       &&.      spills on the tiled floor .        THE BOY ADMIRES HIS HANDIWORK with a prideful smile , before nudging the vault entrance wide open with the toe cap of his shoe .  ❝ very well , ladies first . ❞ HE MOTIONS to her with a smile , as though as he hadn’t spat out fiery words prior ,  ❝ unless you changed your mind then there’s a cancellation fee of a thousand dollars . ❞

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@terraeferae continued from here ( x )

       ˗ˏˋ☎️❀┊ ( * THE ADVISING SUNDOWN ) ━ SUNDOWN RAISED A BROW as he stepped aside , allowing the woman to pass into the dark halls ,   he flicked the switch of his flashlight before navigating through the maze-like area , ❝ normally those who are used to this kind of service no longer question the ethics or credibility .     in a way , that makes you a goody-two-shoes to me .   you've never really done something like this before , haven't you ? ❞

       ˗ˏˋ☎️❀┊ ( * SUNDOWN ) ━  THE ADDITIONAL REMARK left the boy muttering under his breath as he massaged the bridge of his nose , resisting the urge to roll his eyes , ❝ we're not gods , miss . the more powerful our abilities are the easier it exhausts us .    i calculated your mission and merely plucking the information with my abilities guarantees me getting unconscious for half a day .    and that to me ,  wastes time and wasted time is wasted money hence why its more expensive .    is that logic satisfactory ? ❞ HE ASKS ,   the corners of his lips tilted upwards ,   perfunctorily strained . ❝ in your case anyways ,   i think it's better to get a physical copy if you want solid evidence ,   so just getting the information from me won't be good enough . that's why academic papers normally cite from primary sources , after all . i'm guessing your family has a bunch of enemies , huh ? ❞

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              ˗ˏˋ❀┊ ☎️ (  * THE ADVISING SUNDOWN ) ━  ❝ i’ve had the other flowers use my special telephone to do prank calls .     do i do it myself ?      no , because i’m a mature individual . ❞ 

               ˗ˏˋ❀┊ 🐇 ( * THE APATHETHIC SUNRISE ) ━  ❝ i like to do prank calls with your phone sometimes , brother . ❞

             ˗ˏˋ❀┊ ☎️ ( * THE ADVISING SUNDOWN ) ━  ❝ i retract my earlier statement , prank calls are valid regardless of age . ❞

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I still find it funny how much Sundown loves money .     But of course he loves his younger brother more than money when it comes that decision , his brother is the reason why he wants money so much .       Before they became members of Jardin , this poor kid was the breadwinner just so the two of them would have something to eat , even though he wouldn’t need to actually maintain his shady work now that he was safe in Jardin , he developed an addiction to the financial stability .   

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Why are so many vocaloid producers covering My Time , i love it .

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@rosecoloredmuses​ delivered a letter ! (  plots please with Tsubasa on my end! )  ┊   ⤏ SEND ME “PLOTS PLEASE”… AND I’LL RESPOND WITH  3  (OR MORE)  INTERESTING  PLOTS / RELATIONSHIPS / CONNECTIONS  I CAN THINK OF FOR OUR MUSES! // NO LONGER ACCEPTING !      

OFC i had to align Tsubasa with the characters in the same age range for prosperity !    Would Tsubasa be interested with gaining a potential supernatural friend who’s one of the best dressmakers of all time ?     The only unfortunate thing is that this british girl is . . . as lively as a rock .    Hydrangea would definitely consider having Tsubasa model some of her Swan Lake pieces due to her appearance and along the way I could see Tsubasa attempting to crack through Hydrangea’s stoicness and attempt to get closer to her beyond just a dressmaker and model .    It’ll take a while before Hydrangea would eventually give in ( bedgrudgingly ) and gain a friend outside of the ones she has in Jardin .   I hope Tsubasa’s fine with the having the most deadpan friend but considering the dangerous nature of her kind , Hydrangea would be willing to defend Tsubasa if necessary .   But considering that Tsubasa is a precure , i think these two girls can be fine holding up on their own .     I just think that the sunshine / grump dynamics between these two would be funny . 

ANOTHER PERSON near Tsubasa’s age range , i think they could meet under funny circumstances .    Sundown making a deal with some of the humans he traded information with and Tsubasa who assumes that Sundown is this refined boy who got himself into a pickle before down his business partners and thinking that she saved the day and he’d be like ‘ are you crazy ?    why did you knock out my money makers ?  ‘   I think they could have a funny and banter-like friendship , and it’d be interesting for Tsubasa to meet a kid who holds up so much like an adult , considering he was forced to adapt into situations and use his supernatural abilities for the sake of being the breadwinner for him and his twin brother’s sake , i feel like she’d be the type of friend to help and actually ease him out of his workaholic nature  .  

OFC , i always have to end this with a note if what Tsubasa ended up getting isekai’d to Jardin for a day and meeting the flowers where she can spend the day touring around this supernatural sanctuary filled with Laniatura and learn about this supernatural creature’s history and culture , and if she manages to befriend some of the flowers , she can be free to visit whenever she wants !    Like she can meet other kids her age , have fun and actually try to have a brief respite from the pressures of being a precure , considering the kids here also carry the weight of their world on their shoulders due to their missions , i feel like Tsubasa can relate to their responsibilities and they can bond over these struggles .    Chrys would definitely be there and make sure her visits are enjoyable . 

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      ˗ˏˋ☎️❀┊ ( * THE ADVISING SUNDOWN ) ━  HE’S FANNING HIMSELF WITH A WAD OF CASH ! 

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@kunsttgalleriie​​ delivered a letter !  (  GIVE ME THE GLOWING DUDES IN THE VOID )   ┊ ALICE RUNS MY MERCH STORE NOW  ┊ UNPROMPTED ! 

        ˗ˏˋ☎️❀┊ ( * THE ADVISING SUNDOWN ) ━  ❝ well aren’t you the lucky one ?   for only $ 5 , you get this enigma glowstick that lasts for about the year !   it’s void-proof so you get at least a year of light source until you become completely insane !    to activate the glow stick , you need to kick it !    isn’t it a steal ?     come on , buy it ! ❞ 

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CHARACTER TAGS PART 2 !