#ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ʟ0s3ʀʙ0ɪ.

[eulogybaby]

thinking about loserboy!neo and his office siren boss!reader. is it ethically unacceptable to call him into your office at least once a day and scrutinize him for ‘inadequate’ coding? no. you’re his boss after all, and it’s your job to encourage him to do better. did you secretly go in there and delete chunks of what he programmed just to have an excuse to have him stand there in front of your desk all quiet and sullen with those big beautiful brown eyes? maybe. i mean, fuck, that big, pretty poindexter is just way too good at what he does. how else are you gonna come up with an excuse to start making home visits?

then, when you have him where you want him; laying under you, moaning pitifully on the bed of his nerdy hovel, adam's apple bobbing as he tries to desperately swallow back gasps of air, the flickering green fluorescence of his collection of CRT monitors casting pretty shadows over his features, you ride him even faster. knowing he's sensitive to that, knowing you'll get to see the veins in that pretty long neckline of his bulge and pulse with effort to keep from cumming too quickly as his head falls back. your wet thighs meet as you use his pale cock for your own pleasure. what a fucking virgin. maybe you'll let him cum inside as a reward if he holds out long enough...

[eulogybaby]

loserboy!thomas anderson this, loserboy!thomas anderson that. we need to talk more about loserboy!neo. he doesn’t suddenly stop being awkward and autistic after he escapes the matrix, guys. loserboy!neo having to keep tabs on you from afar because after he takes the redpill your code is rewritten to forget he ever existed and he’s too nervous to approach you again, this time as a complete stranger. loserboy!neo who stands alongside trin completely stoic and badass-looking in his tight leathers and shit but the tips of his ears flush red every time he’s even slightly out of his comfort zone.

[eulogybaby]

🇨​🇭​🇦​🇷​🇦​🇨​🇹​🇪​🇷​-🇸​🇵​🇪​🇨​🇮​🇫​🇮​🇨​:

JOHN WICK ⁃ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏɢᴇʏᴍᴀɴ.

JOHN CONSTANTINE ⁃ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ᴊᴏʜɴ "ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ" ᴄᴏɴsᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ.

THOMAS "NEO" ANDERSON ⁃ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ʟ0s3ʀʙ0ɪ.

JOHNNY SILVERHAND ⁃ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ sɪʟᴠᴇʀ sᴀᴍᴜʀᴀɪ.

THEODORE "TED" LOGAN ⁃ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ᴛᴇᴅᴅʏ ʙᴇᴀʀ!

KEVIN LOMAX ⁃ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ɢᴀɪɴᴇsᴠɪʟʟᴇ ɢᴇɴᴛ.

DON JOHN ⁃ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ʙᴀsᴛᴀʀᴅ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴍᴇssɪɴᴀ.

DONNIE BARKSDALE ⁃ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴍᴇɴᴀᴄᴇ ᴏғ ʙʀɪxᴛᴏɴ.

🇧​🇱​🇴​🇬​-🇸​🇵​🇪​🇨​🇮​🇫​🇮​🇨​:

ASKS ⁃ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ᴄᴏᴜʀɪᴇʀ ᴘɪɢᴇᴏɴ!

RESOURCES ⁃

IMPORTANT UPDATES ⁃ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 🇨​🇷​🇴​🇸​🇸​🇷​🇴​🇦​🇩​🇸​.

MY WRITING ⁃ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ᴇᴛᴄʜɪɴɢs ᴏғ ᴀ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ.

OTHER'S WRITING ⁃ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ʀᴇᴄs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ!

🇨​🇴​🇳​🇹​🇪​🇳​🇹​-🇸​🇵​🇪​🇨​🇮​🇫​🇮​🇨​:

NSFW ⁃ #ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ʟᴏᴠᴇ & sᴇɴsᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ.

SFW ⁃

[eulogybaby]

and just to add onto this… from what i’ve seen in the trilogy he’s even more autistic once he escapes the matrix guys we are missing opportunities here!! bro is not existing in a society where he feels like he has to mask anymore!!! anyway in conclusion i love my hacker boyfriend and am writing this first chapter posthaste…

loserboy!thomas anderson this, loserboy!thomas anderson that. we need to talk more about loserboy!neo. he doesn’t suddenly stop being awkward and autistic after he escapes the matrix, guys. loserboy!neo having to keep tabs on you from afar because after he takes the redpill your code is rewritten to forget he ever existed and he’s too nervous to approach you again, this time as a complete stranger. loserboy!neo who stands alongside trin completely stoic and badass-looking in his tight leathers and shit but the tips of his ears flush red every time he’s even slightly out of his comfort zone.