#ʚ HC

[flosalatus]

Updated Inhuman Vash HC Post

I might repeat myself here but anyway;

-Vocalisations. He purrs, growls, hisses, clicks, chitters

-Emmits a constant static-y electrical hum but it's so low-level and quiet you can't really hear it unless you're pressed to his chest in dead silence

-Fangs. Big fangs. Bigger than they should be in a normal human sized mouth

-Slightly pointed ears

-Eyeshine at night, eyes are generally reflective. Plant markings show up when they reflect

-Hypermobility. Joints move Weird and he can put himself in weird, super flexible positions

-*Gestures at plantussy hc* All That Xenobiology stuff

-Everything I stated previously bc I just found the post

-Just kinda has Uncanny Movement's sometimes. Moves a little too fast, too fluid or too stiff, too sharp and jerky or too smoothe and silent with very little inbetween

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[blueparadis]

When your monster!hubby constantly wags his tail while his lustruos eyes are busy watching you, his favorite human, his 'chosen' epitome of fragility getting slowly used to the mudanity he created for you in his world and then something interrupts him. maybe someone is calling or something blocking his view, he just can't help but sneer. It's almost reflex. And that's when you look at him because it is that loud ( or maybe you're just hypersensitive for him ) and he just smiles apologetically, noticing his tail stopping in mid-air realizing that he has been wagging it all along. Suddenly, he is now warm embarrassed, unable to maintain eye-contant with you, stealing glances.

[sergiopolis]

dreamed of lifeguard toji today. it was a very good dream. he was, however, not a very good lifeguard and let a dude fall/drown into the pool, suffer a concussion and go to the hospital because he kept flirting with me

[kaveehs]

Romantic megumi hcs pls💙

ahhh i honestly think a relationship with megumi would honestly be the cutest thing ever <333

at first it took a bit for him to warm up to you, because he tries his best to protect his emotions

after he does, i see him being the type that would absolutely love being around you, but would never admit it out loud cuz he would be flustered by your reaction

overall it's a very chill relationship! he develops a soft spot for you, and he would pick up on your habits and favorite things really quickly.

the perfect date with him would be somewhere quiet with a small amount of people around so you could just focus on each other and enjoy being in each other's company.

at first he would keep it a secret from yuuji, nobara, and gojo for like obvious reasons but once it gets out, they would not leave him or you alone about it LOLOL

you initiates most of the firsts, EXCEPT for the first date, because gojo made an effort to thoroughly coach him on what to do. but the first kiss and first 'I love you' fell in you hands (poor gumi would definingly try to keep his cool but would absolutely be burning up on the inside AHAHAH)

but he adapts very quickly, so after the firsts he's not too shy to initiate things like dates and kisses <3

[pompurumi]

salad fingers is like an exclusive barbie doll to me and if I see you playing with or treating him in anyway that I don't like I will kill you

[lordtengensfourthwife]

just thinking about how amazing dad! gojo would would be ... >ᴗ< !!! the type of dad to pick her up and spin her around as his daughter runs to him with open arms ... the type of dad to be a guest at one of her tea parties while sitting in a super small kid chair that he's CLEARLY too grown for ... the type of dad to let his daughter braid and put little bows sporadically through his hair ... ♡ OH MY HEART !!!♡ ⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

[ausrache]

mali is cursed. it's not even a hypothetical or a theme in her story, or even something i as a narrator have decided; she is cursed. her existence, in all verses, is an annomaly — one that she deeply despises. being different is not something that sparks joy! in no way, shape or form has it ever brought her joy or relief. neither whilst she resided within her birthplace nor whilst having become of the mortal plane, walking amongst humans. it has always put a target on her back. it has always made her feel so incredibly isolated. it has always made her so incredibly . . . lonely.

mali is cursed with loneliness, in itself.

there is perhaps not another individual with an experience similar to that of hers & she hates it. she wishes she could relate to more "human" stuff; to more "normal" stuff. she wants to be normal. but she feels like she can never be normal in a way that counts & makes her unite with others.

on top of that, you have the many fates that are linked with her chess piece. those who pulled the strings have put her into existence with a red, bright 'x' upon her soul — making her the prime target for so many others hunting her down.

it manifested in the z'ail'tha glyph that binds her to destruction.

it manifested in the poet who took her original body & power.

it manifests in the way she dies inside every time she smells human blood & feels her mouth watering.

it also manifests in the way that she never shows that pain. always swallowing it down, never showing the extent of her burdens.

[jizzlords]

PLEASEEEE it's 2am and talking to clarke about precious makes me realize. as someone who wrote angel and hyperfixated on fat nuggets ... mentioning the fact of valentino getting fat nuggets for angel.

THE PARALLELS BETWEEN VALENTINO AND OZZIE AGAIN. i remember making a post calling out the similarities valentino has on ozzie. and this one!! this one... valentino getting angel fat nuggets as a means to pacify angel on the damage val did.

and in the relationship that is ozzie and fizz? ozzie finding precious behind the club and bringing her to fizz (knowing fizz has a soft spot for animals). no strings attached. he just knows how much it'd mean to fizzarolli. then they ended up having what, 9 kids (dogs) because ozzie can't tell fizz no. plus, he understands how much it means to fizz.

[hoshigray]

gojo #1 hottie, i feel like nanami would like her too. i feel like he'd appreciate how she carries herself and slowly dabble into her music. he wouldn't be as a big of a fan as gojo but pretty close.

- megan anon

no megan bc you're so right!!! Nanami would most definitely give her a listen or two, like it's outside his fav genres, but he'll give it a try!!! However, I think he likes the vulnerable side of Megan bc she rarely showcases that. Like, here me out: I can imagine him listening to her music at home (bc Gojo kept pestering him to do so), and he starts out liking some of her songs!!! then he stumbles upon B.I.T.C.H, Flip Flop, and Anxiety, and it just changes the way he views her and makes him respect her tenfold 🙇🏾‍♀️🙇🏾‍♀️ like plzzz I see it!!!

Oh yeah, he's def not a big fan like Gojo, but he listens to her on the side, maybe even scrolls on IG to see her photos and videos with her commentary (lowkey, he loves her voice?? 😳😳) GASSSSPPP omg what if he likes her pics and Gojo pokes fun at him about it bc Gojo is Megan's stalker and ALWAYS likes stuff on her socials!!?? KEHEHEHEH POOR NANAMI PLEASE

[flosalatus]

Winding down sinday with a deep dive into Vash's junk--

Sticking with the intersex angle in that by technical definition he doesn't have male or female but a secret, third thing. Plantussy both/technically neither? Female leaning but capable of being either-tldr; fuck gender/biological sex conformity he's literally not human

Essentially he's more Actual Plant than human down there, it just functions the same as human repoductive organs.

surprise, the pussy is a mimic, roll for initiative: By default, it looks like normal female genitals unless you're y'know, activly down there looking. Seemingly normal skin coloured folds, not quite the right texture and theres a blueish hue to the slit.

Aroused, the petals that make up the outter flesh unfurl into an orchid-like shape/formation, pale baby blue on the inside, getting darker closer to the center, slightly textured but not quite ribbed, with a smaller set of petals spread out around the sundew-like stamen that make up his clit.

Speaking of his clit, its not so much one nub as it is a collection of tiny tendrils densly packed together. It can and will writhe when stimulated and secreates a much stickier, tackier slick that tastes very sweet and has a mild aphrodisiac affect if ingested.

His normal slick is also a bit tackier than humans, and the has the same sweet, aphrodisiac qualities but less concentraited.

Now you may be thinking, this still sounds like female genitals. Where's the dick?

Well, I draw your attention back to that second set of petals.

They're actually prehensile and can be used independantly, if needed. They can curl together to form a mimicry of a shaft. He'll insist it's not very big, only around 3-4inches at most, but it's firm enough to function as a dick. He can't exactly ejaculate, but he does produce significantly more of the honey-like slick

He is also ribbed for your pleasure inside- His inner walls are textured, too, a bit more firm and noticable than on his petals, like he's designed for keeping whoever may be fucking him inside, espcially during his 'heats'

The petals will also sometimes imedaitely fold back closed after sex for the same reason, to keep the cum inside because his body wants to breed.

[garoujo]

literally like 95% of my problems can be solved by masturbation or money <3

[pastellmochi]

hellooooooo the yumepilled mutual ever. tell meeeeeeeee something silly / fun abt your favourite f/o or yumeship (no pressure. none. blinks at you slowly like a cat... no pressure though) nevertheless i do hope you had a good day

HELLOOOOO HIIIIIIIEEE THINKERPILLED MUTUAL EVER !!!!!! i hope your week is absolutely wonderful as well aoaoaoa <333 im always really happy2 hear from you !!!! and no pressure 2you but if you wanna trade silly facts ab yumeships i would love2hear about youuurs 🫶🫶🫶‼️‼️‼️

kenta and sal (me/my s/i :33) design a virus together kinda like BonziBuddy or you are an idiot because they miss the old internet <333 !!!

hc kenta brags ab doing shock site speedruns (this does not impress anyone) and proposes they do one together for a first date . also theyre 4chumblr

along w that before they officially met sal had kenta’s verse in one of gokuluck’s songs as their ringtone , which goes off multiple times when they first meet while sal is interviewing him …

kenta i like to hc is multilingual but mainly just uses it to insult people in vc in their native tongue , but sal is just happy to find a tagalog speaker and they learn tagalog together :]

sal and kenta get to know each other by showing each other the worst things they’ve ever created, so kenta reads their fanfiction + sees their old art and music and sal is the first who gets to hear the first tracks kenta made when he was like 13 <333

kenta has tried to hack sal’s phone and succeeded but its almost useless because nothing is organized / labelled properly or works because they have so little storage (thousands of copies of the same files/tabs!!) so the phone just constantly crashes and wont open anything. the only thing that is able to opened is the notes app in which sal logs every single thought that they have but its incomprehensible and disjointed to everyone including them

they both are a bit standoffish / not used to physical affection but what they are comfortable with starting out doing is hair care stuff !!! so like sal rubs coconut oil in kenta’s hair or styles it and kenta cuts sal’s hair when it gets too long and their brothers (who donot like him lol) aren’t around !!!

sal is anemic so they’re very cold all the time while kenta is warm all the time !!! itd be nice for them to cuddle but sal likes sleeping on the floor without a blanket or pillow cause then they get too warm and kenta might kick people in his sleep (or just while awake)

in the afterlife ayato’s hands remain slightly withered yet stronger than average from doing pottery constantly and sal likes to trace his hands absentmindedly !!!

whenever the two have artblock / get overwhelmed the other gets random scraps of paper (or just the walls work too) to draw absentmindedly on !!!

and bonus familial w/ … slender mansion .. ben can technically glitch and give himself whatever outfit he wants , so not only is it fun for nina and i to come up w outfits for him that aren’t just A Tunic but its also helpful for when i (and bloody painter and clockwork) need 3d references!! we just spin him around

[kaveehs]

gojo “i don’t spoil my s/o” satoru after casually giving you 10k, taking you out on a unlimited shopping spree, and renting out one of the finest restaurants in the city just to eat alone with you

[pompurumi]

do you think salad, if he had a choice, would care abt hygiene? because I hc him as a bit of a clean freak but due to the living conditions he was raised in and the baren wasteland he's been forced (in my opinion) to endure he's had no idea what it feels like to be truly clean. his mindset is more "to be as less dirty as possible" than "to be as clean as possible"

[ask-mikage-reo]

if you could, what language would you learn?

also what’s your favorite ice cream flavor

Hm... I'd like to learn either Chinese or Korean. Both languages are very beautiful, and I'd like to travel to China or Korea some day.

My favorite ice cream flavor is pistachio.

[ausrache]

𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗶 & 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗻. — 𝘴𝘺𝘮𝘣𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘮, 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦.

description: this is the first post of a series of meta & world-building posts that will explore the symbolism of certain characters. they go more in-depth into their place within the world's lore, their powers as well as their general character. the first characters will be the main muse of the blog: mali. ( for the sake of simplicity, she will also be referred to as mali in this post even though her name as a goddess was b'aelzei. ) content warning(s):mentions of blood.

as an entity of the void, mali prevailed in an environment which was doused in darkness ever since it came into existence. its only nourishment had been the negative energy that flowed through the universe & thus, it was no surprise that it only created creatures with fitting attributes. alas, there was mali. b'aelzei, as she was once called. a goddess of justice. retribution. vengeance, in its most negative sense. & yet, these concepts were often even seen as something positive, especially in hopeless environments; the desert-like garden of the end, the void where lawlessness & chaos prevailed. creatures that roamed these lands only followed the concept of to eat or to be eaten; the stronger ones prevailed, no matter how dirty they fought. no matter how unjust their climb was.

but then came mali.

an entity that defied everything within the void. a paradox. she was a twist of the fates; a gamble, really. they wanted to see what would happen if a goddess of justice would be born into a world where injustice had reigned for over millions of years. they thought she would be eaten. consumed by the unjust & darkness of the creatures. she was a joke. an experiment at best.

but mali prevailed.

she became a beacon.

she became the moon.

at least, in a symbolic sense. just like the moon, mali would reflect the injustice upon those who brought it to this world. just like the moon, mali would reflect the justice of the cosmos upon those who needed it. through mali's existence, a new era was ushered into this dark environment — for a lot of tinier, weaker creatures they saw mali's reign as hope. she was like light in this darkness. through associating themselves with her, they could escape the fate that seemed inescapable for so long.

however, mali didn't just acquire her position within the void by simply existing. no. it took several hundred thousand years before she was at a place where she had become influential enough to provide shelter for weaker entities. she tore through the desert like any other budding god; tearing herself through the flesh & dirt, consuming the souls of unjust beings & growing in power. a self-made entity whose had all the odds against her, ever since it was decided that she should even exist.

but it didn't stop there.

as the fates realized that their plan had backfired, they obviously tried to make it harder on the young entity at the time. however, even as they created new gods & creatures to torment her — mali would not back down. like the moon, she would reflect their own injustice upon themselves until they self-destructed. that is what her justice is. imposing a reflection of one's actions upon themselves; illuminating their souls with their own behavior. for some, it wouldn't do anything. but in a land where the most grotesque & horrible behavior was the norm? where it even was rewarded with more power? a being who could bring punishment to those who were unjust would flourish as long as they didn't back down. as long as they pushed forward.

& for a while, the forces that went against her would cease. the young goddess thought she could make a change within this world. transform it. bring forth another cycle of life that wouldn't just be dictated by injustice. to bring some sort of guidance. real hope.

oh, how naive she was.

mali forgot that she, too, was a product of this world. she was nourished by the darkness. by the negativity. by everything that shaped the void. just like the moon, she also had a dark side. the shadows that lingered within her soul were bound to erupt & swallow everythng in its path but she didn't know. she didn't want to know. perhaps, she was aware of what had been happening to her, yet ignored it. made excuses. she hasn't eaten in so long. she hasn't eaten in so long. the moon was waning. its light dimmed. & when there was no light left, the shadows were unshackled.

under the blood moon, the goddess of vengeance would arise.

in an instant, everything that she had built for herself was gone. taken by her own hand. consumed. bit by bit. the wasteland was wasteland once more as the fates laughed from above, watching the eclipsed moon as it struggled to understand what happened. no one would ever be able to beat their nature, would they? she had never been so different from those lawless beings of injustice that she had once killed. she, too, had used them to acquire strength. was she any different?

as the blood moon came to a close & the cosmos was able to shine its light upon mali once again; the darkness ceased. for a while. it would come back, she was sure. with every eclipse; every time there was no light to be reflected; no justice to illuminate the world; mali would become one of them. a true voidborne whose nature was written into the sand from which she had risen millions of years ago.

as the waxing moon represented the light of justice.

the waning moon would forever be a reminder that vengeance was near.

one that was all-consuming. every negative aspect. every mishap. every wrong-doing. it wouldn't matter.

the blood moon consumed it all under mali's gaze.

after the events that transpired after her first 'eclipsed state' mali fled to the human world where she would eventually loose her original body to the poet & wander through the mortal plane as a ghost for thousands of years. it is certainly possible that even the poet's existence itself had been another ploy by the fates to finally kill mali for good. she contradicts her own self. she's a paradox. a mistake. something that shouldn't exist in the first place. & the fates wished to eradicate every smudge upon their perfectly laid out plan for this world.

at present time, mali watches the moon in melancholy & regret. she searches for answers but no one ever speaks to her. the universe once sang through the moon, coaxing her into transforming the land with her own two hands. but now? it was silent. deadly silent. perhaps, all the gods are dead. perhaps, even the moon in the sky doesn't know the answers anymore. & yet, every time it slowly disappears from the nightsky, she feels the darkness within her grow. despite its silence, it still coaxes her with a shrilling cry for vengeance & doom.

but does she know her name? does she know her story? the moon & the universe that reflect upon mali; she is but a stranger to them. a vessel, at best. a disposable tool, at worst. after all, if she was to die, they could simply create another entity as a vessel for whatever they wished to achieve. for all that she knows, there has never been any hope in this world — and the light of the moon has never been so dim.

TLDR; moon symbolism.

REFLECTION — mali's power rely on reflection. her powers act like a mirror to the other person, particularly their character as well as their actions. mali cannot harm or bring justice to a person whose behavior does not reflect such. additionally, mali does not decide which actions should be punished by her powers; she simply reflects the will of the comos & the fates, acting as a vessel of the universe. this directly corresponds to how the moon reflects the sunlight & thus, brings us light.

ILLUMINATING — just like the moon in the darkest of night, mali was seen as a beacon of hope within the void. she was the force that illuminated the place & made it possible for weaker beings to exist.

TRANSFORMATION/CYCLES — with mali's doings, she wanted to transform the void & the entities that lived there. however, she was unable to. but it still speaks to the moon symbolism as the moon, in a sense, trandsforms, too. that 'transformation' is just an optical illusion of light, though, as the moon never really physically changes. in the same sense, mali's transformation of the void was also just a mere illusion & it never really changed in the first place.

GUIDANCE — the moon is often seen as a beacon within the night & helps people find themselves within the darkness. this was also mali's mission within the void.

TLDR; blood moon & eclipse symbolism.

OMEN OF DOOM — just like the blood moon, mali's transformation under the waning influence of the cosmos meant for impending doom. on earth, it is no different. the eclipsed moon signals the time where the universes' influence on mali's voidborne powers is the weakest, thus, leaving room for said doom.

SHADOWS — this is pretty self-explanatory; the blood moon rises during a lunar exclipse when the earth's shadow partially or fully blocks the sunlight from reaching the moon which makes it appear red. mali's light (aka her sense for justice or her "humanity", to a certain degree) are also blocked due to external forces, humans being one of them, which severs her ties to the universe & unleashes the shadows within her.

TRANSFORMATION & RENEWAL — through eclipses, the moon can be seen as it 'renews' itself; in mali's case, this is almost the same. mali's powers & vitality both gain a boost through this process, even if it extremely painful.

WAXING & WANING MOON — with the waxing moon illuminating/showcasing more light, the justice & light within mali grow. however, as it wanes; so, do the traits within her. the need for blood & violence rise with the waxing of the moon, making her prone to revert to her voidborne tendencies.

next part here (coming soon! mali & the hare. )