#ʚ HC

[flosalatus]

Updated Inhuman Vash HC Post

I might repeat myself here but anyway;

-Vocalisations. He purrs, growls, hisses, clicks, chitters

-Emmits a constant static-y electrical hum but it's so low-level and quiet you can't really hear it unless you're pressed to his chest in dead silence

-Fangs. Big fangs. Bigger than they should be in a normal human sized mouth

-Slightly pointed ears

-Eyeshine at night, eyes are generally reflective. Plant markings show up when they reflect

-Hypermobility. Joints move Weird and he can put himself in weird, super flexible positions

-*Gestures at plantussy hc* All That Xenobiology stuff

-Everything I stated previously bc I just found the post

-Just kinda has Uncanny Movement's sometimes. Moves a little too fast, too fluid or too stiff, too sharp and jerky or too smoothe and silent with very little inbetween

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[blueparadis]

When your monster!hubby constantly wags his tail while his lustruos eyes are busy watching you, his favorite human, his 'chosen' epitome of fragility getting slowly used to the mudanity he created for you in his world and then something interrupts him. maybe someone is calling or something blocking his view, he just can't help but sneer. It's almost reflex. And that's when you look at him because it is that loud ( or maybe you're just hypersensitive for him ) and he just smiles apologetically, noticing his tail stopping in mid-air realizing that he has been wagging it all along. Suddenly, he is now warm embarrassed, unable to maintain eye-contant with you, stealing glances.

[anth4rax]

Why is this my first WindSpirit post on my account ToT

[sergiopolis]

dreamed of lifeguard toji today. it was a very good dream. he was, however, not a very good lifeguard and let a dude fall/drown into the pool, suffer a concussion and go to the hospital because he kept flirting with me

[kaveehs]

Romantic megumi hcs pls💙

ahhh i honestly think a relationship with megumi would honestly be the cutest thing ever <333

at first it took a bit for him to warm up to you, because he tries his best to protect his emotions

after he does, i see him being the type that would absolutely love being around you, but would never admit it out loud cuz he would be flustered by your reaction

overall it's a very chill relationship! he develops a soft spot for you, and he would pick up on your habits and favorite things really quickly.

the perfect date with him would be somewhere quiet with a small amount of people around so you could just focus on each other and enjoy being in each other's company.

at first he would keep it a secret from yuuji, nobara, and gojo for like obvious reasons but once it gets out, they would not leave him or you alone about it LOLOL

you initiates most of the firsts, EXCEPT for the first date, because gojo made an effort to thoroughly coach him on what to do. but the first kiss and first 'I love you' fell in you hands (poor gumi would definingly try to keep his cool but would absolutely be burning up on the inside AHAHAH)

but he adapts very quickly, so after the firsts he's not too shy to initiate things like dates and kisses <3

[pompurumi]

salad fingers is like an exclusive barbie doll to me and if I see you playing with or treating him in anyway that I don't like I will kill you

[lordtengensfourthwife]

just thinking about how amazing dad! gojo would would be ... >ᴗ< !!! the type of dad to pick her up and spin her around as his daughter runs to him with open arms ... the type of dad to be a guest at one of her tea parties while sitting in a super small kid chair that he's CLEARLY too grown for ... the type of dad to let his daughter braid and put little bows sporadically through his hair ... ♡ OH MY HEART !!!♡ ⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

[ausrache]

mali is cursed. it's not even a hypothetical or a theme in her story, or even something i as a narrator have decided; she is cursed. her existence, in all verses, is an annomaly — one that she deeply despises. being different is not something that sparks joy! in no way, shape or form has it ever brought her joy or relief. neither whilst she resided within her birthplace nor whilst having become of the mortal plane, walking amongst humans. it has always put a target on her back. it has always made her feel so incredibly isolated. it has always made her so incredibly . . . lonely.

mali is cursed with loneliness, in itself.

there is perhaps not another individual with an experience similar to that of hers & she hates it. she wishes she could relate to more "human" stuff; to more "normal" stuff. she wants to be normal. but she feels like she can never be normal in a way that counts & makes her unite with others.

on top of that, you have the many fates that are linked with her chess piece. those who pulled the strings have put her into existence with a red, bright 'x' upon her soul — making her the prime target for so many others hunting her down.

it manifested in the z'ail'tha glyph that binds her to destruction.

it manifested in the poet who took her original body & power.

it manifests in the way she dies inside every time she smells human blood & feels her mouth watering.

it also manifests in the way that she never shows that pain. always swallowing it down, never showing the extent of her burdens.

[jizzlords]

PLEASEEEE it's 2am and talking to clarke about precious makes me realize. as someone who wrote angel and hyperfixated on fat nuggets ... mentioning the fact of valentino getting fat nuggets for angel.

THE PARALLELS BETWEEN VALENTINO AND OZZIE AGAIN. i remember making a post calling out the similarities valentino has on ozzie. and this one!! this one... valentino getting angel fat nuggets as a means to pacify angel on the damage val did.

and in the relationship that is ozzie and fizz? ozzie finding precious behind the club and bringing her to fizz (knowing fizz has a soft spot for animals). no strings attached. he just knows how much it'd mean to fizzarolli. then they ended up having what, 9 kids (dogs) because ozzie can't tell fizz no. plus, he understands how much it means to fizz.

[flosalatus]

Winding down sinday with a deep dive into Vash's junk--

Sticking with the intersex angle in that by technical definition he doesn't have male or female but a secret, third thing. Plantussy both/technically neither? Female leaning but capable of being either-tldr; fuck gender/biological sex conformity he's literally not human

Essentially he's more Actual Plant than human down there, it just functions the same as human repoductive organs.

surprise, the pussy is a mimic, roll for initiative: By default, it looks like normal female genitals unless you're y'know, activly down there looking. Seemingly normal skin coloured folds, not quite the right texture and theres a blueish hue to the slit.

Aroused, the petals that make up the outter flesh unfurl into an orchid-like shape/formation, pale baby blue on the inside, getting darker closer to the center, slightly textured but not quite ribbed, with a smaller set of petals spread out around the sundew-like stamen that make up his clit.

Speaking of his clit, its not so much one nub as it is a collection of tiny tendrils densly packed together. It can and will writhe when stimulated and secreates a much stickier, tackier slick that tastes very sweet and has a mild aphrodisiac affect if ingested.

His normal slick is also a bit tackier than humans, and the has the same sweet, aphrodisiac qualities but less concentraited.

Now you may be thinking, this still sounds like female genitals. Where's the dick?

Well, I draw your attention back to that second set of petals.

They're actually prehensile and can be used independantly, if needed. They can curl together to form a mimicry of a shaft. He'll insist it's not very big, only around 3-4inches at most, but it's firm enough to function as a dick. He can't exactly ejaculate, but he does produce significantly more of the honey-like slick

He is also ribbed for your pleasure inside- His inner walls are textured, too, a bit more firm and noticable than on his petals, like he's designed for keeping whoever may be fucking him inside, espcially during his 'heats'

The petals will also sometimes imedaitely fold back closed after sex for the same reason, to keep the cum inside because his body wants to breed.

[hoshigray]

gojo #1 hottie, i feel like nanami would like her too. i feel like he'd appreciate how she carries herself and slowly dabble into her music. he wouldn't be as a big of a fan as gojo but pretty close.

- megan anon

no megan bc you're so right!!! Nanami would most definitely give her a listen or two, like it's outside his fav genres, but he'll give it a try!!! However, I think he likes the vulnerable side of Megan bc she rarely showcases that. Like, here me out: I can imagine him listening to her music at home (bc Gojo kept pestering him to do so), and he starts out liking some of her songs!!! then he stumbles upon B.I.T.C.H, Flip Flop, and Anxiety, and it just changes the way he views her and makes him respect her tenfold 🙇🏾‍♀️🙇🏾‍♀️ like plzzz I see it!!!

Oh yeah, he's def not a big fan like Gojo, but he listens to her on the side, maybe even scrolls on IG to see her photos and videos with her commentary (lowkey, he loves her voice?? 😳😳) GASSSSPPP omg what if he likes her pics and Gojo pokes fun at him about it bc Gojo is Megan's stalker and ALWAYS likes stuff on her socials!!?? KEHEHEHEH POOR NANAMI PLEASE

[garoujo]

literally like 95% of my problems can be solved by masturbation or money <3

[pastellmochi]

hellooooooo the yumepilled mutual ever. tell meeeeeeeee something silly / fun abt your favourite f/o or yumeship (no pressure. none. blinks at you slowly like a cat... no pressure though) nevertheless i do hope you had a good day

HELLOOOOO HIIIIIIIEEE THINKERPILLED MUTUAL EVER !!!!!! i hope your week is absolutely wonderful as well aoaoaoa <333 im always really happy2 hear from you !!!! and no pressure 2you but if you wanna trade silly facts ab yumeships i would love2hear about youuurs 🫶🫶🫶‼️‼️‼️

kenta and sal (me/my s/i :33) design a virus together kinda like BonziBuddy or you are an idiot because they miss the old internet <333 !!!

hc kenta brags ab doing shock site speedruns (this does not impress anyone) and proposes they do one together for a first date . also theyre 4chumblr

along w that before they officially met sal had kenta’s verse in one of gokuluck’s songs as their ringtone , which goes off multiple times when they first meet while sal is interviewing him …

kenta i like to hc is multilingual but mainly just uses it to insult people in vc in their native tongue , but sal is just happy to find a tagalog speaker and they learn tagalog together :]

sal and kenta get to know each other by showing each other the worst things they’ve ever created, so kenta reads their fanfiction + sees their old art and music and sal is the first who gets to hear the first tracks kenta made when he was like 13 <333

kenta has tried to hack sal’s phone and succeeded but its almost useless because nothing is organized / labelled properly or works because they have so little storage (thousands of copies of the same files/tabs!!) so the phone just constantly crashes and wont open anything. the only thing that is able to opened is the notes app in which sal logs every single thought that they have but its incomprehensible and disjointed to everyone including them

they both are a bit standoffish / not used to physical affection but what they are comfortable with starting out doing is hair care stuff !!! so like sal rubs coconut oil in kenta’s hair or styles it and kenta cuts sal’s hair when it gets too long and their brothers (who donot like him lol) aren’t around !!!

sal is anemic so they’re very cold all the time while kenta is warm all the time !!! itd be nice for them to cuddle but sal likes sleeping on the floor without a blanket or pillow cause then they get too warm and kenta might kick people in his sleep (or just while awake)

in the afterlife ayato’s hands remain slightly withered yet stronger than average from doing pottery constantly and sal likes to trace his hands absentmindedly !!!

whenever the two have artblock / get overwhelmed the other gets random scraps of paper (or just the walls work too) to draw absentmindedly on !!!

and bonus familial w/ … slender mansion .. ben can technically glitch and give himself whatever outfit he wants , so not only is it fun for nina and i to come up w outfits for him that aren’t just A Tunic but its also helpful for when i (and bloody painter and clockwork) need 3d references!! we just spin him around

[kaveehs]

gojo “i don’t spoil my s/o” satoru after casually giving you 10k, taking you out on a unlimited shopping spree, and renting out one of the finest restaurants in the city just to eat alone with you

[pompurumi]

do you think salad, if he had a choice, would care abt hygiene? because I hc him as a bit of a clean freak but due to the living conditions he was raised in and the baren wasteland he's been forced (in my opinion) to endure he's had no idea what it feels like to be truly clean. his mindset is more "to be as less dirty as possible" than "to be as clean as possible"

[ask-mikage-reo]

if you could, what language would you learn?

also what’s your favorite ice cream flavor

Hm... I'd like to learn either Chinese or Korean. Both languages are very beautiful, and I'd like to travel to China or Korea some day.

My favorite ice cream flavor is pistachio.