#°☆┊❛ rude musings.

[authorafterhours]

I just know Will and Hannibal are featured in so many true crime podcasts and documentaries.

[heavenbloom]

this is what it feels like to work in any type of customer service job

[suniside-crossing]

@siempreminta (continued)

Dove glances over his shoulder, "What are you looking at?"

The phone is turned off before its screen is tucked against Alastor's chest. From what brief glimpse she may have gotten, it looked like one of those Lego cooking videos.

"Do you make it a habit to intrude on people's personal spaces, or am I just special?"

[thesargasmicgoddess]

When you have to "peer-review" your own shit and you're all out of fucks.

It helps to have the ability to take yourself down a few pegs 🤣

[haledamage]

newest in the long line of reasons I love Charles Rowland: I'm rediscovering just how much I fuckin love ska music

[hellonerf]

unusual face post where i don't bring up caname marriage. all of their gangstalia childhood photos have been shown! i've been very captivated by their answers

the question is virtually the same for each of them with different wordings. here lord and owner have a goal for their future. between a distinguished admirable grown up and a welcoming hotel runner. meanwhile hero and parrain's answer are like. so vague. [(i?) can be anything] and [(be?) me] makes me laugh. what are these kids even saying? such blatant different personality dynamics. i actually don't have any coherent words i just point at a difference and go wowwww coool(keys jingling in front of me). but really. how sweet!!! the different similar answers

[pinkwinesupernovas]

chappell roan they could NEVER make me hate you.

[silvermasquerade]

So I’m rereading the Raven king for Golden Raven things….

ARE COLLEEN AND JASMINE THE ONLY FEMALE RAVENS ON THE LINE HELLO.

cause Thea has graduated pre the events of these books. But well holy shit. It’s just Colleen and Jasmine. I thought there was more

[big-wicke-energy]

I feel like this Valentines newsletter was well timed... We really needed to see all these depictions of Undyne being a big sappy romantic (In her own aggressive way) because I've seen so much Alphyne content lately that focuses primarily on Alphys' feelings of inadequacy. Looking at all that one starts to wonder if Undyne actually likes Alphys at all or if she just tolerates the fawning adoration to placate her

I don't think this is a malicious mischaracterization, I think we as fandom nerds tend to resonate more with Alphys' self esteem issues and it's hard to imagine someone like Undyne taking a romantic interest. We saw her dunk her supposed crush in a trashcan and then pass her off to Papyrus for a jogboy workout sesh and imagine the whole relationship is kinda like this. We forget that this whole interlude starts with Undyne writing a love letter she's too embarrassed to sign or hand deliver, with the additional context that she's done this hundreds of times. Even during the scene at the dump she's constantly complimenting Alphys and clearly wants her to appreciate herself the way Undyne appreciates her

So thank goodness Toby Fox swoops in with the romance content. Not just the sprite of Undyne holding a giant heart compared to Alphys', but the actual valentines of her showing her unique brand of affection to the reader. This is who Undyne is when she's unshackled from embarrassment and a fear of being honest with her emotions. She's a big ol' sap who loves to lavish the object of her affection with gifts... But sometimes those gifts just happen to be more rocks she can punch. Heh

[mainepdf]

gonna quit my current job for a (hopefully) better one that i've been offered, but drafting the message is killing my people pleasing self

[ink-going-insane]

"Hey can I play Muse Dash?" "We have Muse Dash at home." Muse Dash at home:

[vixstarria]

May accountability post

Going to go for a minimum of 300 written words (outside of editing) every day for the month of May.

Is it low? - Yes

Is it manageable? - Yes

And, most importantly, is it likely to lead to me actually doing over 300 once I sit down and get started? - Also yes!

[quenchiestcactusjuice99]

oh yes, just a reminder to anyone who came to this blog from AO3: you can ask when I'll update stuff. that doesn't upset me. My one caveat is that you have to tell me something you liked about the fic first.

[dangaer]

when i try and explain this man is the reason why this blog exists ...

[hells-sirenqueen]

{Yeaaah..the Lilith hate is getting a bit much. I'm gonna need to start to blocking tags on here. May end up censoring art that some of my mutuals post but if it keeps hate for Lilith (like threatening hate that people have desires to unalive the character) yeaah..that's gonna be a no for me fam. I get enough drama via rp from random @s by Adams who hate Lilith or Lucifers who hate their "ex wife". I'd rather not deal with that bs.

I've been meaning to write a post for my own hcs with why Lilith left Eden and her being traumatized by her former relationship with Adam but ain't no one want to see that shit.

Just know if there is any actual hate towards my muse, I'm not afraid to use the block button.

[starlit-eudemonia]

Recently, I was learning abt birds came across the fact that most birds have a syrinx as their voice box responsible for vocal production. This can allow them to harmonize w/ themselves. I think that would be really cool if Mhin has that ability in both their human and monster form?

And they just- have the ability to speak in two different pitches at the same time and they kind of just resonate it as one voice when speaking. Also, when out of control their voice box is more distorted or harmonized? Just a thought.