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[marysblo0d]

[gothamusing]

THE PENGUIN, EPISODE ONE. a collection of memes derived from episode one of the penguin series, for roleplaying purposes. feel free to edit as you see fit. do not steal. (18+).

i see you've made yourself at home.

what the fսck are you talking about?

you got some big shoes to fill.

you think i'm an idiot?

we keep a stash in the loft if you want a hit.

that's not why i'm here.

you know what i like most about you? you are who you are. you couldn't change if you tried.

i'm talking about revolutionizing the game.

fuck. look at you salivating.

this is power, right?

when i was kid, there was a gangster, real old-school type. he was a big deal.

you want me to be like some small-time asshоlе?

this is your dream!

you really think people'd make a float of your dumb face and march it down the street, chanting your goddamn name?

what a little bitch.

you messed with the wrong fucking guy on the wrong fucking night!

jesus, take a breath.

hey, look at me.

how far do you think you'd get?

you and me, we're in this together now.

look what you fucking made me do.

you're gonna do everything i say.

i feel better. you feel better?

you ever been to that corner mart, next to the... uh, coin-o-matic?

they still sell those slush puppies?

you alone?

i need an alibi. ideally, for the whole night.

sounds like we had fun.

i asked for extra pickles, and they give me two? so what, a normal amount of pickles is one? makes no goddamn sense.

the smart play here is to kill you and stuff you in the trunk with stinky, be done with both of youse.

if you step out of line just once, i swear to god, I'll gut you like a fսcking fish. do you understand?

we ain't got a lot of time.

we all got our own vices.

nine times out of ten, these top-tier guys wanna meet face-to-face to feel big, so i make myself small, they feel better about themselves, and i get to go back to work.

i'm messing with you.

maybe look for your sense of humor. it's gotta be here somewhere.

so, uh, we got something to celebrate, or what?

this is my operation, you can't just shut it down.

there's blood in the water, everyone knows it.

the last thing we need is a god damn gang war!

you will do as you're told.

you're free to leave.

at the end of the day, this is all about money, right?

it's good to see you.

you've really moved up in the world, haven't you?

we're long overdue for a catch-up, you and me.

let's get a bite to eat.

my father used to bring me here when i was a kid. he paid me to keep my elbows off the table.

you think they're wondering if it's really me?

what did the gazette call me?

if only i'd been a dutiful daughter.

are you nervous?

i'd hate for you to feel nervous around me.

despite what you might think, i don't blame you.

how do you know about his plan, and why on earth would you pitch it as your own?

he's keeping us both in the dark, and i don't know why.

he's got a penchant for drops. and booze and gambling. i'm pretty sure he's got a sеx thing, too.

i was actually drowning my sorrows with my lady friend last night.

i doubt anything will turn up, but it's worth a shot.

i'm probably just being crazy.

thanks for lunch, i'll get the next one.

you know. people underestimate you, but not me.

i've always known you were capable of more.

scan the code. see gotham's true face.

get the fuck outta here.

i ain't never taken anyone here before.

what're you doing here?

what do you mean what am i doing here? i came to see you.

i got you something. come here.

what did you do?

wait. was i expecting you?

we're gonna leave town for a while.

someone's here.

will you tell me first what i did to lose your respect?

it ain't safe for you here. you understand?

why'd you shoot him?

now, can we go please?

it was impulsive. it was stupid. is that what you wanna hear?

jesus, i'm trying to take care of you.

i can't risk it.

i can't risk you.

look at me.

don't you see, dear? what you did wasn't impulsive. it was instinctual.

you're so close now to having everything you ever wanted, everything you deserve.

this city is meant to be yours, sweetheart.

i've been where you are.

they don't even know what they got, 'cause they always had it.

i wanna offer my services to you and your family.

oh, you wanna throw stones?

from where i sit, and where you sit, i don't think you're in a position not to hear me out.

i could give you everything you need.

revenge don't come easy.

he was a dirty rat.

he played us both for fools.

but he's dead, and i'm here now, and i'm offering you the opportunity of a lifetime.

i know a lot more than people think.

you and me, we can tear down their fսcking empire from the inside out.

what is it you're really after?

i know who you are. i know what you are.

i don't work with people whose loyalty is for sale.

you think i forgot all the times you schmoozed me and my boys just to turn around and fսck us?

look, i can see you're upset. trust takes time. but this ain't bullshit.

it's good seeing you. you look good.

it's a terrible feeling, isn't it?

i just wonder how you see me.

that's what you wanted, right?

you are so good at talking your way out of things.

it's just you and me now, okay?

am i crazy?

tell me that i'm too emotional, and that i have an overactive imagination, and that i shouldn't take things so personally.

what the fuck is this?

you did good today.

didn't we agree the head alone would be the most poetic, and the pinky, the cherry on top?

yeah. at least (blank) got the message.

from here on out, there's no more playing it safe.

i'm gonna run this goddamn city.

[litttlestars]

[exhaustedwriterartist]

I may have made some memes.

@plumsodapop shared a meme generator with me, and now I can create so many memes.

[yingren]

( ooc. ) just a thought

[firedidol]

be honest, do you feel like a rebound?

no, i feel like an upgrade (・`ω´・)

[afanofthegiantxd]

🤸💃🎉HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!🎉💃🤸

Just a little funny picture, I'm already drawing a new part, don't worry :'))

Emma is on the left, you know her, and Charlie is on the right, he appeared in parts 2 and 3

Someday you'll find out more about this silly dude.

the original picture:

[hakuuji]

you can't kill me , stripe face.

van helsing starters. / accepting

and it was a mockery that stood before him; an imperfect fighter was an offense to everything he stood for — something he’d best put out of their misery. akaza’s face remains shallow in expression; if anything, disgusted.

“i don’t understand why you’re alive,” upper three says so dully, “you act like a drunkard on the battlefield, it’s an insult to what it means to be alive.”

“you’re one dumb mistake from having your innards ripped out of you,” and then, he points to him, “and i'll be the one leaving you disemboweled like a pig.”

[marysblo0d]

Welcome back Anakin Skywalker and Padmé Amidala

[gothamusing]

THE PENGUIN, EPISODE THREE. a collection of memes derived from episode three of the penguin series, for roleplaying purposes. feel free to edit as you see fit. do not steal. (18+).

i know, i know. i'm late. don't kill me.

he's taking advantage of you.

i gotta go.

we have a lot of food.

why are you telling us this?

i can't wait to get out of this shithole.

from up here... it's kinda nice.

i like it here.

this city's wild.

is this you trying to be smooth?

are those bombs?

where's your head at?

as far as i'm concerned, it's ancient history.

you fսckеd up. huge.

how's anyone supposed know your worth unless you tell 'em, huh?

i was just thinking about you.

what'd i miss?

i like your place.

you're driving.

just like old times.

you do anything stupid, i'll sense it.

wanna tell me what's going on here?

tell your men to be careful.

the fuck you cooking in here?

the fսck d'you just say to me?

you seem to know everybody's business.

i'm sorry i didn't call.

i'm just glad you're safe.

this place is bougie.

you look good.

i missed you.

we gotta take care of ourselves now.

you've got a good thing going here.

nothing good can come from working for a guy like that.

you sound like my dad.

this business ain't your business.

take a fucking hint.

look, honey, i know you're not right in the head. i mean, that's pretty damn clear. but i'm not scared of you.

all i see is a spoiled brat who got what she deserved.

didn't know you were carrying...

sometimes it's better to ask for forgiveness.

i told you not to show your face till you had my money.

you think i give a fuck?

where's my cut?

i got a real opportunity for you here, but it's kinda hard to focus with a gun pointed at my face.

you know i'm not a rat, right?

is this your car?

i don't have any money.

i always knew it was a matter of time before you made a move.

look at you. you're having fun, i can tell.

alright listen. i got a plan.

you're just gonna have to trust me.

fuck what they think.

the world ain't set up for the honest man to succeed.

your dad would be proud of you.

i need a favor.

congratulations on the nuptials.

don't forget your panties.

so what, are you two working together now?

are you fucking serious?

i thought you knew better than to trust this asshоlе.

you're fun at a card game, or over drinks. i'll give you that. but people don't keep you around because they think you're smart.

people keep you around as entertainment, because everybody knows you're a goddamn joke.

make the fucking call.

security knows who you are.

go on, do your thing.

i wouldn't ask you to do this if i didn't know you could handle it.

i believe in you.

we're gonna be untouchable.

i can't tell who wants this more: me or you.

i want this for you.

you say all the right things, don't you?

was it worth it?

did you get everything you wanted?

he didn't say anything i don't already know.

i asked you a question.

when he died, i opened a bottle of champagne.

we have more in common than you might think.

how can i trust you when i know where you've been?

my time in arkham gives you pause.

the world as they knew it is gone.

i have to get back to work.

take a break.

honey, what is wrong with you?

you going somewhere?

i do everything that you ask me to do. alright? i do it all.

what? you too good for this life? huh? that it?

you wanna go, what are ya waiting for? fucking go.

i gave you clothes, money, a place to crash. you got all the opportunity in the world right fucking here, for christ's sake. but this. this is all you feel?

you coulda left whenever you wanted. but you chose to stay.

fuck you.

you don't deserve this.

is it done?

i'm sure that you'll manage just fine without me.

i fսckеd you over. that what you wanna hear?

tell me that's not your attempt at an apology.

i thought i was looking out for you.

you see the way people look at me. right? i know you do.

it was worth it.

that don't mean nothin' to you, but it does to me.

i don't regret what i got.

i'm fucking sorry for everything that's happened to you.

you meant something to me. still do. and i fսckеd it up.

i don't know where to go from here.

i don't know how to trust you.

[jessource]

prompts:　prelude to ecstasy by the last dinner party.

here comes the feminine urge, i know it so well.

do you want me, or do you want control?

this is the only thing i know how to do.

i could never live with the guilt of lying.

and lately i've been thinkin', what if i keep sinking?

i hope they never understand us.

even when the cold comes crashing through, i'm putting all my bets on you.

cleanse my soul, make me whole.

she's there when i wake up, at the end of my bed with a smile on her face and a gun to my head.

do what i can to survive.

cause we're a lot alike.

a sailor and a nightingale dancing in convertibles/

i know i'm better off not looking back.

oh, anyone could kill me, and i'd never ever let it be you.

foolish thinking i could have you.

i don't exist without your gaze.

and just for a second, i could be one of the greats.

when i was a child, i never felt like a child.

you could swim in these eyes.

wine is on your blouse.

i wish i knew you back when we were both small.

what i'm feeling isn't lust, it's envy.

hold me, we can't go back.

you can hold me like he held her.

guide me, show me how, and let me be your arrow.

wish i could do without this blood on my face.

i will fuck you, like nothing matters.

time slips away.

to nurture the wounds my mother held.

i will hold your hands to stop them from shaking.

i am not the girl i set out to be.

the best a boy can ever be is pretty.

i fade away.

strike me,  pierce me straight through the heart.

it's my fate to have never seen you.

my darling, believe me, i was born to be with you.

i wish i knew you before it felt like a sin.

if i drown will they make me a star?

you don't wanna hurt me, but i want you to.

how i wish the trees would swallow me, make me a forest, take away my soul.

i'm just a mirror, pretty glass, an empty heart.

i wish that i had the guts–the dignity to put up a fight.

when you laid like a wolf with your head on my lap. i felt like one of those portraits of women protected by a beast on a chain.

i'll leave you flowers, but not my name.

what good are red lips when you're faced with something sharp?

when i put on that suit, i don't have to stay mute.

i'll see you on sunday.

i wish that i let you have the dignity of letting me go.

you smiled so sweetly as you threw me down the rocks.

oh, ballerina bend under the weight of it all.

no one else is to blame.

i wish i could be a beautiful boy.

i have gotten too tall.

when you drown, do they know who you are?

i need to slow my thinkin'.

i want to take your picture.

i'd spend the mornings by your side.

if anyone could kill me, it probably would be you.

is it in this city?

i break apart without your arms.

i wish you had given me the courtesy of staying one more night.

a guard dog there just for her. if only she know that with one wrong move, he'll turn around and tear off her hands.

when i drown, will i get very far?

no i won't speak to you.

forgive me, father, won't you take it back?

let me make my grief a commodity.

break my glass to fix your heart.

burn me.

je ne veux pas penser.

i wish you had given me the courtesy of ripping out my throat.

we're both just addicts.

if it takes all night, i will be on your side.

there is candle wax melting in my veins.

it could take some time, time to talk freely.

he's got letters on his fist: r-i-d-e.

tell me how you're feeling, i'll reflect the reason.

i'd die for you, no questions asked.

everyone will love me!

i wish i didn't want you.

do you want me to care when you just disappear?

failure to commit to the role, i admit was a failure you achieved on your own.

i'll be ceaser on a tv screen, champion of my fate.

ain't it fun to hold the world in your hand?

when you're lying here i believe you love me.

when you drown, they'll forget who you are.

everyone will like me then.

there's nothing for me. here, where the world is small.

i'd break off my ribs to make another you.

i'm only here, for your entertainment.

do you feel like a man when i can't talk back?

[sanguinelupus]

sentence prompts from my discord group chat / server pinned posts because they're funny and i can.

from the gc mommy issues brigade:

death by soda sounds a lot better than just killing myself

i’ve been through war

let’s hold hands like bees

that’s why i have all the bitches and they have none

what didn’t traumatize _____ gave them difficult kinks to explain

if buying a bus ticket and riding 20 hours ONE WAY just to sleep in my bed and spend time with me isn’t the gayest thing ever i don’t know what is, to be honest

me with you in my lap: we’re just friends

men are stewpid and i don’t respect them

the door won

never forget when ______ got high and ordered a lock box for their dicks

the buzz of the fridge in here is actually about to send me over the edge

from the server the rat cave:

try to be nice to YOUR wife for ME, your mistressboyfriend

thanks nickelback for contributing to a sick man’s justification for burning the world

wake up, new manipulation tactic dropped

i gave you flowers is my cheating okay now?

walmart bag and fall out boy, the genders

adhd is a bitch but stupidity is a disease

_____ takes dick for AMERICA

DELAYED HOMO REACTION

we’re sick of triangles. how about a love hexagon?

i would call _____ mommy

it’s not a matter of if i will drop items, but when.

look at him. straight people don’t look like that

WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF ANGLES?

like woah there buddy its ok if you're fruity

…so anyways i love kissing men

[exhaustedwriterartist]

Mazie and Draxum memes.

Have some Mazie and Draxum specific memes. I have more but they're in spoiler territory.

[spilledw1ne]

As I participate in kinktober 2024, you are welcome to send prompts for ships we have/have discussed and ships that I don't necessarily have myself (though those I might be more selective with.) I will also be writing drabbles of my own choosing. I've included fluffier prompts too, for those who want to participate but don't care for smut.

Categories have been divided into 13+ and 18+. You are welcome to continue these drabbles as threads, but it's not a requirement! Either way, it'll be tagged "kt2024" and "usfw" for blocking purposes.

13+

Hand holding

Familiar scents

Earcleaning

Cooking/sharing food

Lap pillow

Sickfic

Tending wounds

Tooth brushing

Embracing

Showering

First kiss

Bathing

Swapping/sharing clothes

Washing hair

Napping together

Putting on makeup

Deep kissing

Getting dressed

Shining shoes

Dancing together

Shopping

Tying a tie

Chaste kiss

Helping button/zip

Playing with hair

Calling

Back scratching

Texts/email

Massaging

Cuddling

Love Letter

18+

Handjobs

Voyeurism or Exhibitionism

Sixty-Nine

Sensory Deprivation

Rough Sex

Bondage

Bruising or Bitemarks

Cock Warming

Praise Kink

Lingerie

Knife Play 

Sex Toys

Aftercare

Phone Sex

Hair Pulling

Teasing

Roleplay

Overstimulation

Mirror Sex

Cunnilingus

Monsterfucking

Thigh Riding

Pegging

Masturbation

Dirty Talk

Seduction 

Lap Dances

Angry Sex

Hunter - Prey

Roleplay

Shower/Bath Sex

[coastercrushed]

aaaaah i finally found mapplethorpe's old bingo card.