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[lowkeyremi]

A drabble based off Samu's part of this post cuz I miss little haruki

summary: haruki has to hang out with his uncle 'tsumu while his parents are at the hospital

Atsumu and Haruki have been staring each other down since Osamu dropped him off ten minutes ago. Haruki has seen his uncle 'Tsumu many times before, even on TV, but never has his uncle babysat him.

"So kid... what do ya wanna do?" Usually when Atsumu's with his nephew it's under the supervision of you or Osamu. Being completely alone with him is new to both of them.

"Um. I don't know, do ya have any toys?" Your carbon copy asks.

"Nah, I don't play with toys, I'ma grown man." He explains to his nephew. The small child doesn't like that response, "When I'm a grown up I'm gonna play with toys!"

Atsumu ultimately forgets that Haruki is a little boy with childish ideas, so he chuckles at his statement.

"No ya won't, kid."

"Yes I will!"

"No ya won't."

"Yes I wi-"

"Hey! How 'bout we play some volleyball, huh?" The blond athlete realizes there is absolutely no point in fighting with a six year old.

"I hate volleyball, it's boring." A loud gasp escapes Atsumu's lips and he feels like he's been shot right in the chest.

"Yer lying, right? Haha that was pretty funny, made me laugh." He refuses to believe that any nephew or niece of his would hate volleyball. He has to be joking...

"'m serious! Papa took me to a volleyball camp last year 'n I hated it! Everyone was so mean to me 'n they kept telling me I couldn't hold the ball for myself." Well, there's the problem. As a six year old everything is about you, you, you. So, Atsumu assumes Haruki didn't like it because he wasn't the center of attention.

"Let me tell ya a lil' something. I'm gonna go get a volleyball and I'll tell ya this story while we're outside." Haruki's obviously skeptical of what his uncle plans on doing but he'll go along with it for right now.

The little boy sets his Sonic themed backpack down by the front door, when he makes sure all his toys are secure in his bag, he slowly stomps his way to the sliding glass doors that lead to his uncle's backyard.

There's a net that's way too big for Haruki to hit anything over it outside, which immediately discourages him. Atsumu soon returns with a volleyball in his hands, Haruki would assume with all that money his uncle makes he'd have a nicer looking volleyball, but the one he's holding is all beat up and dirty.

"Are ya too poor to get a better ball?" Atsumu doesn't even take it to offense because he knows Haruki is genuinely curious and not trying to be rude.

"Nah, this ball is older than ya are. 's the ball me n yer papa used to use when we were first startin' out." That seems to ignite a new interest in the little boy, well, if his excited gasps were anything to go by.

"I'ma give it to ya so ya'll have somethin' to use when you play." This isn't enough to convince Haruki to play volleyball but Atsumu's not done just yet. He still has to tell him the story, but first they have to set up the small net, so Haruki can hit over it.

Atsumu opens up his shed to find the little beat up box that contained he and Osamu's old volleyball net from their elementary school days.

"Woah! That net is the perfect size for me!" His nephew screeches in excitement.

"Yeah 's also older than ya." The two set up the net and Atsumu teaches Haruki the form to receive. He tosses the small boy a few so he can get used to receiving.

"Okay, so, I wanted to tell ya that, volleyball ain't all about you, but at the same time it is," Haruki doesn't say anything in return. No little kid wants to hear that everything isn't about them.

"I had trouble understandin' that m'self when I was growin' up. I thought- nah I knew I was the shit so I acted prideful 'bout it." His nephew gasps at him saying a bad word, but he doesn't interrupt his story.

"'n I really don't care who likes me and who doesn't. I was like that back then too, so I never really had anyone besides 'Samu to play with. Which was fine when we were young, but in a real game, ya need six people." Haruki nods his head to let his uncle know he's listening.

"I had to realize that volleyball was a team effort 'n I couldn't play the whole game, m'self," He pauses for a second to bump the ball back the Haruki.

"That was also when I started to realize, it really was all about me, 'cause if yer a good setter all yer hitters gotta rely on ya. They need ya to set to 'em." Haruki pauses for a second.

"What if I don't wanna set? I wanna be a hitter like papa was." Atsumu smiles at him.

"It applies to hitters too, if yer a good hitter then yer setter will most likely set to ya the most often, 'cause ya can score." Haruki's eyes light up with a new sense of hope.

"Will you teach me more about volleyball, Uncle 'Tsumu?" Atsumu's earlier dread has completely left his body, his nephew didn't hate volleyball, he hated not being the center of attention, just like Atsumu did.

The two go back into the house when the sun is almost down. Haruki had learned so much from his uncle, and he was excited to show all of it to you and Osamu.

Atsumu goes to call his brother to realize that he had missed 4 calls from him and a few texts with pictures attached.

"Haruki! Hurry up 'n get in here! Yer sister is born!!" Haruki comes running in with his new (old) volleyball.

"Lemme see her!!!" He tries to grab his uncle's phone.

"Be patient, ya little gremlin." Atsumu pulls up the picture and hands his phone to tiny, grubby hands. You look very tired, but a small smile graces your face and you're holding a tiny little bundle in your arms. The next couple of pictures are Osamu holding his daughter too.

"Ew, why is she so wrinkly?" Atsumu tries and fails to hold in a chuckle. His nephew's face is all scrunched up and disgusted.

"'s 'cause she was just born. She's been swimming 'round in yer ma's belly for the past nine months. Kinda like how ya stay in the bath for too long and yer fingers start to get wrinkly." Atsumu explains, Haruki's not convinced, at all.

"Ya looked the same way when ya were born." Haruki shakes his head so fast Atsumu wouldn't be surprised if his head popped off.

"Nuh-uh. I was never wrinkly!" Atsumu is quick to go through his albums to find the one of Haruki's birth.

"Yea ya did, look." Haruki takes a good look at the picture before jumping up in surprise.

"EWWW I WAS WRINKLY!!!!" He starts running around like a crazy animal on the loose, screams leaving his lips.

Atsumu snorts, "We were all wrinkly babies at one point." The setter also learns how rewarding being an uncle is.

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[lowkeyremi]

𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐒

✩ MULTIPLE CHARACTERS Haikyuu men as fathers: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 and Part 5 How they react when you tell them they have bad breath Boys a liar pt 2 Denying them a kiss Them as text messages Gyaru S/O Gyaru Crush Minecraft w s/o dick or cock? random hcs They give you the silent treatment

✩ S.HINATA

✩ S. TENDOU

✩ W. USHIJIMA

✩ K. BOKUTO

✩ A. MIYA

✩ O. MIYA

✩ K. KOZUME

✩ K. SAKUSA

✩ R. SUNA Dad drabble

Bsf to lovers (SMAU)

✩ K. TSUKISHIMA He's mean (drabble)

✩ H. IWAIZUMI

✩ T. KUROO

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𝐌𝐘 𝐁𝐍𝐇𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐒 (wip)

✩ MULTIPLE CHARACTERS Boys a liar pt 2, them as text messages, bf/gf texts

✩ K. BAKUGO

✩ I. MIDORIYA His taste in music

✩ E. KIRISHIMA Daddy Rocket Ship!, bday drabble

✩ H. SERO Bestfriend hcs

✩ S.AIZAWA

✩ K. TAKAMI My Wife

✩ T. TODOROKI

Pregnant lady things (SMAU)

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[lowkeyremi]

𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐒

Here is where you can find most of my writing! Some old NSFW content is on here!!

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[lowkeyremi]

BF TEXTS ft. k. bakugo SMAU

warning: suggestive for a few but mostly just crack and fluff!!

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[lowkeyremi]

MHA BF/GF TEXTS !

ft. bakugo, izuku, shinso, aizawa, sero, dabi, hawks, mirko, and fuyumi x fem!reader (separate)

another spontaneous smau 😝 enjoy!!!

BAKUGO:

MIDORIYA:

SHINSO:

AIZAWA:

HAWKS:

DABI:

SERO:

MIRKO:

FUYUMI:

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[lowkeyremi]

WATERMELON !

You’re not quite sure how you got here, but you aren’t complaining at all. The atmosphere is just so light and silly and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

Loud laughter leaves your lips, “babe, I’m telling you! that thing is way too big!” Atsumu had somehow convinced you to get this big ass watermelon, because he saw some guy break a watermelon with his thighs. Of course your boyfriend wanted to try it too.

“Are ya doubting’ me?! My thighs are huge, I’ll break this thing in a coupla’ seconds. Now start recordin’!” He’s sat on the porch outside, because you told him there’s no way in hell you’ll be cleaning watermelon out of the carpet.

The watermelon is snug between his thighs and he waits for you to give him the go ahead to crush it. Yes your boyfriend is a professional athlete, but you still think a watermelon is a bit of a crazy stretch.

“Is the camera on?” He asks impatiently, you can’t recall a time your boyfriend had been patient for more than five minutes.

“Oh my gosh be patient!” He sighs over dramatically as per usual while waiting for you to get the camera in focus.

“Okay here we go. I swear if you pull something I’m not covering for you. I bet Sakusa will get a laugh from this.”

“Omi has a stick so deep in his ass i don’t think anythin’ could make ‘em laugh.” He remarks with a smirk.

“Got that on camera.”

“What? He already knows!” Atsumu shakes his head focusing at his task.

You watch from behind the phone as he strains to crush the watermelon for few seconds. You’re rendered speechless when the watermelon actually starts to crack slowly.

Watermelon juice slowly starts to seep down his thighs and into the red shorts he’s currently wearing.

“Oh shit watermelon juice is gettin’ in my underwear!” He complains like it wasn’t his idea to do this.

“Nobody told you to crack open a watermelon with your fucking thighs, babe.” He glares at you when you start to snicker.

His attention is taken away from your teasing when the watermelon cracks open all the way and the juices, seeds, and watermelon gush all out into his thighs and mess up his shorts.

“Holy shit I’m gonna be sticky later.” He mumbles, finally seeing the stupidity of this challenge.

“That’s what you get for being an airhead.”

“Hey! I’m yer airhead n technically this is yer fault too. Ya didn’t stop me from buyin’ it.”

“Maybe I didn’t stop you, because I wanted to see how strong your thighs are.”

“Ya know how strong they are. Ya practically use me as yer personal chair every chance ya get.” You turn off the camera, slipping the phone into your pocket.

“Alright my whiny little baby, let’s get you cleaned up.”

“I’m a fuckin’ professional athlete, ain’t nothing about me is little or baby like.”

“Atsumu. I literally have a video of you clinging to me for your life while cuddling.” He scoffs but his ears turn red which means he remembers.

i miss himmmmmm

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HEAR ME OUT OKAY…i read ur relationship text posts (AMAZING BTW) and the dabi x pregnant reader was sososo good can we PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE have some more chef, maybe even a sprinkle of dabi x reader after the baby is born hegeuwhdgejdh 🥰

PREGNANT LADY THINGS ! ft. t. todoroki

pairing: touya todoroki x fem!reader note: thank you for this request! I was gonna do a little angst fic continuting where the previous smau left off with him. but I’m excited to do this too!!! I love touya AHHH summary: a smau abt domestic touya!! (he’s NOT crippled/abt to die in this au. let’s just pretend he came out of the war unscathed 😍) content: post war, angst, fluff, crack, established relationship, implied pregnancy, touya is a certified little shit, his kid is a menace too.

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Levi didn’t realize just how messy kids could be until he had one of his own. The man is all about cleanliness and his cleaning routines, so imagine his surprise when he walks in on his two year old daughter finger painting on the wall. Not only is it on the wall but it’s all over the carpet, her mouth, her clothes, everything.

“Princess, what are you- is that- where’s mama?” The two year old in question looks up to meet her father’s loving eyes. (That only you and her see)

“Mama?” She asks sticking a painted finger into her mouth. Levi’s quick reflexes kick in from past war experience, and he grabs her chubby hand, lightly.

“Yes, mama. Where is she? She should be watching you- how’d you get paint princess?” He’s so confused, his beautiful white walls, which he painted himself when building your house, are stained with little circles that have legs, arms, and a big smile. Alongside the “people” there were other little doodles on the wall.

“Papa not like art?” The two year old’s eyes start to gloss over with tears and he panics, “I do like it princess… I just wish it wasn’t on the wall…”

“Oh. Um, mama napping. I suppose to napping.” That clears up everything. You’ve told your husband of the mischievous things you’ve done as a little girl so it’s no surprise that your daughter would have the urge to do some things that were less than okay.

“And why aren’t you napping?” He already knows the answer, he just needs to hear her say it.

“I not tired, Papa. Mama said paint after nap.” He sighs awkwardly.

“Let’s get you cleaned up and then it’s nap time, understand?” She whines and stomps her little foot, he blames you, you spoil her way too much.

Levi gives his daughter a stern look and she immediately stops her tantrum.

“Okayyyyyy.” Levi finds it funny that she thinks her pout will make him reconsider.

Kids are messy, and Levi must come to terms with it, even though he’s not used to it.

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𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐎𝐊𝐘𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐕 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐒 (wip)

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✩ K. RYUGUJI

✩ M. SANO

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✩ C. MATSUNO

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𝐌𝐘 𝐀𝐎𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐒 (wip)

✩ MULTIPLE CHARACTERS Boys a liar pt 2

them as text messages

how they react when you "bro/bruh" them

Their beige flags

✩ E. YEAGER I found you (yakuza!au)

✩ C. SPRINGER Self Conscious

✩ L. ACKERMAN A Younger Lover + Pt 2

He can't sleep without you

Kids are messy

✩ M. ACKERMAN

✩ J. KIRSTEIN

✩ E. SMITH

✩ Z. HANGE

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