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txnatiuh:

“...wHAT?”

Did he have to speak louder? “I said I am getting married.”

txnatiuh answered:

“What is it, Shoto?” 

“I'm getting married.”

@txnatiuh

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Halloween Costume

//Because I have the worst humor of all, here's my halloween idea for Shoto:

He will paint his burn scar black and wear a cow costume. Huh?

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//Floating head Todoroki because I lack sleep.

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“What is a fuckwit”

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reflectionbound​:

       “ I see. ” That was very kind of him to say. “ What’s your role then? ”

“A hero.”

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@txnatiuh replied to your post:

“NO ONE SHOTO GO BACK TO THE SOBA”

@let-keigo-smash replied to your post:

It's not dirty. Just risky.

“A risky magazine?”. Does he want to find out?

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Testing post with floating head Shoto

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tenacityblitz replied to your post:

I didn't ask for mild angst tonight but here u are delivering that anyway lol

//*dark chuckle*

I am so sorry

@tenacityblitz

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galaxythixf​:

“WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! I COULD GET A QUEEN! — AND SINCE WHEN ARE YOU WITTY AND BRUTAL?!”

Brutal? How? “It is hard to even meet a queen. Unless you have connections on any royal families.”

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“Are you a All For One's secret love child or something?”

Or Uraraka's sibling?

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“Fuyumi passed out... Isn't she happy?”

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reflectionbound replied:

Momo vc; Todoroki-san sins?!

“I am only human, I guess...” He didn't know that himself. He was saddened to hear.

@reflectionbound

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florablooms​:

“I didn’t think Shoto swung that way…” 

“I don't listen to jazz. I don't even know how to dance.”

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//All my muses are fuckwits then.

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Gran Torino never ever existed on those arms.

He got erased

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txnatiuh answered:

“What is it, Shoto?” 

“I'm getting married.”

@txnatiuh