#||The useless laptop updates: A jujutsu kaisen parody|| Part 2 - Spinning Beach Ball of Death

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||The useless laptop updates: A jujutsu kaisen parody|| Part 2 - Spinning Beach Ball of Death

Hi everyone, this is part two of the drabble that me and my friend, @the-silver-peahen-residence were doing. Thanks to a video I shared with her because it's so funny. If you're curious, please watch this Youtube video and please support the creator, SamaBoiyo on his amazing animation!

Please read part 1 written by Peahen-mun

After the event of dealing with Sukuna and I.T issues, Fosh slowly recovered from the incident. H

---- Warning ----

Sukuna acting like a boome

Overworked

Cursing

PSTD

----- Summary ----

After helping the King of Curses on updates;

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Now Fosh Virian aka Jellyfish knows how to hack. After all, he's a hacker. He knows how to create viruses and how to deal with them. Hell, he can hack into anything. Cameras, security, firewalls, bank accounts and everything.

A jellyfish can get to anywhere like a ghost. Even if they're fragile, they can live long!

Not only that, whenever he gets stressed. He gets aided by his friend and crush; Mouse. Mouse always helps him out and sticks up for him. He is forever grateful for her help. He always pay back.

He is prepared for anything.

Well...except for one instance.

"The damn thing is annoying! Why do I have to have this damn thing showing on my laptop when I only want to watch videos!!!"

Okay. Time to solve this.

"BULLSHIT!! This shit comes up on that damn computer every. single. DAY! Automatically! You have to restart your computer to install important updates every single day!!"

Uhhh...what?

"But every single day, I just hit later! You wanna know why I click later!?"

Oh god.

"Because their is no option to pick Never! I like to click never! I NEVER WANT TO INSTALL THIS USLESS STUPID UPDATES!? WHY THE HELL DO THIS SHIT HAVE TO INSTALL THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE!?"

Dear god. Why?

"I HATE EM!! I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES!! WHY THE FUCK DO WE NEED THEM!? I JUST WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS WITHOUT SEEING THIS SHIT POP UP ON MY SCREEN EVERY FUCKING DAY!"

That one instance.....is Sukuna Ryomen aka King of Curses. Aka... what the team nicknamed him Voldemort just to cope with the traumatic events. Fosh received a call from Taz as she needed help regarding computer issues at Jujutsu High. No problem!

If he has to think about Jujutsu High, it's like a traditional school not too far from Tokyo. It's like entering a shrine temple but it's a school. A school that teaches sorcery; or rather jujutsu sorcery that handles cursed spirits. Jujustu Tech is no exception to computer issues.

Now....Fosh gets spooked by anything supernatural. Despite being a teen who became a teen after signing a contract with a devil which is pretty ironic itself. Cursed spirits scare the crap out of him. Thank god, he got some basics because what the hell....he was not prepared for Sukuna needing some help.

"Clearly you don't get what I'm saying!!!! I HATE the damn updates! I never want to install them!"

He never thought that he had to help a cursed spirit named King of Curses. It's like explaining to a grown-up who doesn't adapt to the technological age. No...more like a boomer! Yes. a boomer! That's correct, right?

If Fosh had to describe that crazy experience, it's like working in customer service in I.T. department and yes, he does work part-time as an I.T to pass the time. But by god....Sukuna is every I.T's worst nightmare. It's like telling someone and they don't get it. Mind you, this guy is over 1,000 years old.

And what was the issue? Well...clearly....Sukuna doesn't want to install updates because he wants to watch videos on the internet. Yes, updates. UPDATES! Just why?! He felt bad for Yuji Itadori who has to deal with this guy living in his head 24/7.

But why? Why didn't they install the updates?! Fosh is crying inside. He thought the updates are just minor and it's no problem, mostly updating the browser. But oh no.....

After taking a look at their computer by connecting with their computer, the number of updates that are missed is...completely ridiculous. It's like a long list. Like a book!

And there's Sukuna. Like an impatient boomer customer, he wants to know how long. And of course, Fosh doesn't want to lie but he doesn't want to get killed even if the King of Curses is on the other side of the world. So Fosh takes a breath and answers.

"5 days..." He whimpered.

"5 DAYS!!! ARE YOU SHITTING ME YOU LITTLE FUCKING PUNK!? IT'S GOING TO TAKE FIVE FUCKING DAYS FOR ALL THAT WORTHLESS SHIT TO INSTALL!?"

At least...it's not 1,000 years! Fosh cries in his head. And after all that, Sukuna ended up raging as the connection is lost. After that, he was asked by Mouse if he was okay. By okay...does he mean he gets to live another day? Maybe that's okay, hahahahahahaha...wahhhaa...

Fosh had to sleep under the covers for the rest of the day as he cried. Thank god, he didn't work in a call center, he would have a stroke at a young age. It took time and a large amount of self-care.

Everything was so peaceful. So peaceful. Until Taz calls him after a few days. Fosh wonders what happens to the laptop.

Taz explained that she got Sukuna another laptop while his PC is installing the updates. Maybe this time...Yuji will do the updates instead of Sukuna. However...instead of a Windows. Sukuna got a Mac. Yes, a Mac.

He falls from his chair, hearing this. "Fosh?!" Mouse asked, helping him up. "Fosh?" She shakes him a little as he is floored.

Oh gods...

And this time...Sukuna complains as there's some chaos in the background. Again. Well...over the common problems regarding the Mac. Sukuna is talking from Yuji's mouth. Yuji whose eyes are tired because of the yelling. Kisho and Megumi had to comfort the poor guy.

"WHY IS THIS REVOLTING RAINBOW BALL KEEP SPINNING?!"

"It means...it's just loading," Fosh answered.

"IT IS TAKING TOO LONG!"

"Well...uh...you gotta restart it because it means it's going to crash."

"FUCK ME! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I HAVE TO RESTART IT?!"

And oh....it just got worse from there. After turning it off, the Mac got turned on...however...

"NOW I CAN'T TURN IT ON! WHERE IS THE HALF-EATEN APPLE?!"

Shit. Compared to Windows, Mac is a different whole beast to deal with.

"Sukuna-" Kisho sighed.

"Quiet, brat!" He told Kisho as Eito squawked angrily. "Screw off, you turkey!" Sukuna tells him.

Mouse sighs, "Look...you just to press and hold the power button on Mac for at least 10 seconds, then release. If your Mac is turned on, this forces it to turn off." Mouse gives Sukuna or rather Megumi as he does this. "Now...if you see no change on your Mac, press and release the power button normally." She said.

"If your Mac now turns on but doesn’t finish starting up, follow the steps for when your Mac doesn’t start up all the way." She instructs Megumi. Sukuna glowered,

"WHAT THE FUCK?! YOU NEED TO TURN IT OFF AND KEEP TURNING IT BACK NOW! WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!"

"Well...that's the solution to the problem!" Yuji said.

"At least...you don't need to update every time..." Kisho muttered but he got bonked on the head by Sukuna by using Yuji's body. "OW!"

"Sorry!" Yuji quickly apologized.

The most common problem with Mac is the starting up issue and of course, the spinning ball of death. The issue would be the Ram or full memory storage that slows things down. It's not a problem but it's hard when you got an angry King of Curses, glaring at the screen.

It didn't took long but the apple logo came on the screen. There is a sigh of relief from the jujutsu sorcerers while Sukuna scoffs. Then Kisho says, "Uh...."

"Oh no..." Nobara sweatdropped.

"What now?" Megumi groaned as Yuji closes his eyes, prepared for another outburst.

"Uh...Mouse and Fosh. What does it mean when the apple stops at the loading screen." Said Taz. Oh god. Why? Why?! This is like freaking a call center!

"IS THIS COMPUTER MESSING WITH ME?!"

"No. It means..."

"Don't explain! Tell us how to fix it!" Sukuna yelled. The memories of Windows updates came flooding back so Fosh is whimpering now and tells Megumi what to do. The worst-case scenario is reinstalling the MacOS. It helps out unless you don't have enough space.

Unfortunately, it came to that. Much to Sukuna's frustration.

"Easy Sukuna. We can just delete the files we don't need and our computer will be fine!' Said Yuji. "NO I WANT THEM!" Sukuna said. Oh god...is Sukuna a digital hoarder?!

"Did you save them in the Cloud? If you did, then you're f-" Fosh trying to calm him down.

"THE CLOUD? HOW IN THE FUCK CAN I SAVE THEM IN A CLOUD?! WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE!" Sukuna growled. Did nobody explain to Sukuna what the Cloud is?!

"Sukuna, a cloud is a place to be safe where you put the files on the internet. It's a library." Kisho said.

"Is that how the cloud works?" Nobara said.

"Actually... It invovles storing and accessing data and programs over the internet instead of your computer's hard drive.' Megumi answered.

"Or we can store them in a flash drive. It works." Kisho said. That too.

"There's an application called the Cloud!" Mouse yelled at him and explained to him how it worked. Sukuna grumbles but listen. Okay, good. As Fosh explains, Sukuna goes to put his files into the Cloud. What kind of files?! He has no idea and he is not going to ask.

It was done in Safe Boot Mode instead of the cloud, putting them on a flash drive could work. In Safe Boot, things are functional but slow making Sukuna seething.

Everyone is sweatdropping right now as Megumi helps out by doing this. Fosh wonders how this guy keeps calm during this whole thing. After all that, there is space to reinstall the MacOS and soon the solution is resolved. Thanks to some shortcuts like resetting PRAM/NVRAM and other solutions.

Or is it?

"UGh! THIS SPINNING BALL OF DEATH!" Sukuna roared. "THAT'S IT! I"m going to burn this computer!"

"SUKUNA NO!" Megumi and Kisho are now in another fight-like cloud with poor Yuji caught in the crossfire. After all, Sukuna and Yuji share the same body. "WHY AM I GETTING BEAT UP! IT'S SUKUNA'S FAULT! NOT MINE." Yuji cried.

"BIG BROTHER!" Taz cried.

"FUCK THIS! I'M GOING TO DESTROY THIS INFERIOUS MACHINE!" Sukuna yelled.

"I WILL HELP!" Said Kinie.

"KINIE NOT HELPING!" Taz shouted. Nobara had to duck Taz's head a second time as a chair is thrown across the room.

This is like deja vu. Fosh sweatdropped, watching this go on. Crashes are heard followed by more cursing and shouting. Fosh's stress levels are reaching an all-time high.

"Can you STOP?! SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN" Mouse shouted at the screen, telling Sukuna to sit down and shut up. Sukuna growls, "What did you say girly?!"

Fosh gasped but is grateful for Mouse. She's more braver than he is!

"You heard me! Want us to solve the problem or not?!" Mouse crossed her arms. Yuji comes back as Sukuna's eye glares at the girl from Yuji's cheek. "He wants you to continue." Yuji sighed. To which the hackers did. And again, it's just updates for the OS. Jesus....at least for the Mac, it's less tedious than the Windows.

It took two hours of complete silence till the Mac's issues were resolved. "Yuji. From now on, I will send you a hard drive so you can save any stuff Sukuna has. Make sure you have the Time Machine to help."

"Right. Thank you so much, Fosh and Mouse! You two are the best!" Yuji is forever grateful. Kisho, Megumi, and Nobara nodded. "Sukuna! Say, thank you."

"Shut it, brat!" Sukuna retorted then addressed Fosh, "Hmph. As expected from you two." He said, showing his gratitude in his own way.

"Uh...thank you?" Fosh asked. Does that count as a thank you? Mouse sighs.

"Good, now I can watch some YouTube videos and play games on the now!" Sukuna laughed. Fosh sweatdropped, "Right..."

"Thanks so much, Fosh and Mouse!" Taz smiled.

"R-right, bye. N-nice to see you." Fosh said.

"Nice seeing you, Taz." Mouse smiled as they hung up on the video call. She hears a thud and sees Fosh on the ground he looks weak as there are swirls in his eyes. "No...more....I need a vacation."

"F-fosh! Fosh!" Mouse goes to the floor and shakes his shoulders. His teammates heard the commotion and came in.

Ink steps forward, "Is it from work?"

"Uh...." Mouse isn't sure if she can explain the story to them but nods, "Yeah."

"We figured..." Shdwkyz answered while Jaron and Rust helps Fosh to take a break. This time, he needs a vacation.

---- Back at Jujutsu High -----

"Arrogant humans! You will not stop me! For I am the King!" Sukuna laughed, playing GTA on the computer. Now Sukuna has a Windows and Mac. If you ask him which one is better, Sukuna will say whatever and tell you to get lost.

"Jeez....I feel for Taz's friends..." Kisho said.

"Hm. Good thing we solved the issue before it got any worse." Megumi said.

"Yeah, Taz's friends really save us..." Nobara sighed.

"I told you Fosh and Mouse are the best people to go for computer problems," Taz said with a smile while Yuji looked relieved that Sukuna is now happy.

I swear....do these devices cause that much trouble? Kinzie asked but happy that the King is entertaining himself. Taz shakes her head, 'Not really.'

"Guys! Sukuna says he wants to play Super Smash!' Yuji said. The jujutsu sorcerers except for Taz all sweatdropped. Eito had to fall on the floor because they never thought Sukuna would be this invested in technology.

"Yeah! Smash! I'm good at that good!" Taz smiled. "I get my Switch!"

"Good thing, the Switch doesn't have issues...." Megumi said, not minding. As long as it's not computers, it's fine.

Just another day at Jujutsu Tech High.