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[swagnificcnt]

@plumthumbjack

"When they said there was a king here, I, uh... was expecting someone much taller. That thing on your head doesn't possess any magical properties, does it?"

"As my papi always said: the power of a king doesn't come from his height-

--but by how well he drops his booty on the floor!"

His father literally never said that. His father barely says anything to him at all. Sometimes the play a five minutes game of catch and he calls him old sport and then they don't talk for one more year and that's enough interactions for him.

"And... no? As far as I know the crown is more of a-- metaphor." he even moves a paw dramatically at that. Also he got the wrong word. It's not a metaphor at all. "A symbol, even!" Better.

"The only magical thing here is I and how awesome I am."

He's. One hundred percent clueless, by the way.

[swagnificcnt]

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