#| :theforgottensxns

[ragingspark]

“Okay, I’ve had weird days in my life...but this is just getting ridiculous.”

Oh! He recognized that paint scheme! It was his!

Though he didn’t totally recognize the mech, he knew a fellow Rodimus when he saw one.

“You new to the multiverse or something there buddy?” He’s all smiles and friendly. Don’t want to scare him if he’s new to this.

[autobotmedic]

@theforgottensxn said:

“Why is it whenever I do something fun I end up getting hurt?”

     “... That would typically be a result of the ‘something fun’ being dangerous in the first place, or recklessly executed rather than thought through in advance.”

[wreckadai]

“Hey kid, you ever watch Jurassic Park?”

“Yeah dude, of course I have! Why?”

[vietalis]

@theforgottensxns continued from [x]

“You’re due for a check up is all.”

[x-de-con-struct-ed-x--arch]

“I would die for that dog.” -Hot Rod

Pfft.

“Would you like to pet him?”

[ask-smokescreen]

“Greetings pumpkin fragger.”

Don’t call me that! I don’t actively frag pumpkins!

[alacrityabound]

“You know, Humanity has some incredibly good movies. For example, Jurassic Park or Wall-E.”

“I’m always partial to Big Hero 6 and the Star Wars series too.”

[nursejunedarby]

“Excuse me Nurse Darby but I have a question. Is it illegal to run someone off the road because they’re being a jerk?”

“Yes, it is. Very tempting at times, but very illegal.”

[wiindvoiice-a]

“Politics are so tiresome, I wish I could go for a drive.”

“I feel that a lot sometimes. There’s a lot of pressure on me to be a lot of things, but... it would be nice to just... not have to be that for a while. To be just another femme and not the cityspeaker, you know?”

She folds her arms across her abdomen, gazing skyward for a moment or three before letting out a deep, heavy vent, red stained lip plating turning downward in a frown. It was always a trick, for those in positions like theirs, to be in an y way normal... wasn’t it?

“If you could do anything else, for just one day... what would you even do?”

[balladofbots]

@theforgottensxn​ asked:

“Megatron, you’re literally the worst warlord. How long has it been since you’ve killed an Autobot yourself?”

      “It appears you have volunteered to be the next.”

[officerofcybertron]

“That’s an insecticon...a large and very unhappy insecticon... I think I’m going to fight it.”

“It is not advisable to engage an insecticon on your own. They are a hive race. Where there is one there are often others.”

[autobot-scout-riella]

“You ever just wake up from recharge and realize you desperately need a vacation.”

“Do I know you?”

[wardogxicarus]

@theforgottensxn | Continued From [x]

“Fair enough, but I find it better to be safe rather than sorry. Being stabbed in the back isn’t exactly on my itinerary for tonight.” Hot Rod commented from where he was leaning against a tree.

“That’s a nice rifle, what’s it fire?”

A snort of contempt left Silas at the comment. The mech’s posture and demeanor gave off the impression he was in front of a hotshot. Maybe he was wrong, but that was certainly the vibe he got. Lifting his finger away from the trigger, he flipped the safety on and lowered the rifle’s muzzle. The commander remained vigilant, though.

“Rounds, what else would it fire?”

[vietalis]

“Kinetic energy translates to thermal energy right? So if I punch the Energon hard enough it should heat up.” (Hot Rod is trying to be funny)

The humor was lost on her. She blinked a few times, head giving a shake. “I -- it would need rapid fire striking.”

[noiizemaze]

{ @theforgottensxn }

Considering the two beings discussing this subject I really doubt the universe will consider this a good thing.

A good thing I don’t need permission from the universe at large to do whatever I please.

Besides, look at Ostaros-- Springer! I made him, and he’s wonderful!

[ask-smokescreen]

“I need a girlfriend...”

Oh, that’s easy, Rods! Talk to girls! Then you’ll have way more friends! They’ll be girls, and they’ll be your friends! It’ll be awesome.