#{you need jesus}

[silver-soul00]

Enid SinclEVIL

Wednesday: *ignites flamethrower*

Enid: *runs up* WEDNESDAY, STOP!

Wednesday: *lowers flamethrower*

Enid reaches Wednesday and bends over, hands on knees as she catches her breath.

Enid: You can’t— *pants* —can’t do this!

Wednesday: I assure you, with this flamethrower I am more than capable of eliminating—

Enid: *straightens* NO! I mean you can’t just like—kill them!

Wednesday: Enid, they are evil doppelgängers. They must be dealt with for your safety.

Enid: But that’s cruel! They both still deserve— *looks at evil doppelgängers* —tohMYGAWD!

Doppelgängers: *in sync* ĦoWð¥¡!

Enid:

Wednesday: *waits patiently*

Enid:

Enid: *sheepish* Can uh… Can you tell everyone that I like—fought you hardcore over this?

Wednesday: Of course, mi corazón. Fiery compassion clashed with cold logic in a most tempestuous debate. Your fury was magnificent to behold.

Wednesday: In the end, I went behind your back and betrayed your trust. You found my actions appalling, thus I must now beg for your forgiveness.

Enid: *looks away* Coolcoolcool. And um… I hate asking, but like—could you also…

Wednesday: *nods* I shall sleep in the Hummers shed for the rest of the week, to better sell the ruse.

Enid: *relieved* Ohmygoshthankyoubabe! I love you so freakin’ much!

Wednesday: As you should. *subtle smile*

Wednesday: Now then— *raises flamethrower* —shall I?

Enid: *glances at evil doppelgängers and full-body shudders* Totes. Light ’em up, babe.

Wednesday: 😈🔥

Doppelgängers:

[imwetforyourmom]

gotta save every last drop.

summary: y/n and chris had just gotten done with dinner and now were putting away the leftovers, simple words were exchanged, but chris apparently, thought they were quite dirty.

warnings: smut, praise, kissing, swearing, unprotected sex (dont do that shit), dom!chris, fuck bro idk

alrighty, lets get this show on the road! (edit: this issss hellaaaa old, stg im a better ((hopefully)) writer now)

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y/ns tongue poked out from between her lips in focus as she poured soup into a container, very carefully and slowly.

chris put away a container in the fridge and shut it, then looked at her. he glanced down her body. checking her out before walking next to her and wrapping his arms around her waist from behind.

y/n relaxed into her boyfriends touch, lightly leaning her back into his chest. but keeping her attention on not spilling any of the soup.

he placed a kiss on her temple before whispering into her hair “what’re you doing?”

she furrowed her eyebrows in focus and muttered back a small “putting the food away, gotta save every last drop.”

chris’ cheeks turned a light pink, he chuckled and smirked into her hair. “alright.” he kissed her temple one last time before removing his arms from her waist and walking to his room. leaving y/n in her focus and unaware of how apparently dirty her previous sentence to chris was.

time skip.

y/n opened chris’ bedroom door and was immediately greeted with a very needy chris.

he pushed her into the door, as he pressed his body into hers and his lips onto hers. his hands roamed her body, starting at her neck, then traveling down her shoulders, sides and landing at her hips.

no one needed to know, and no one did know, but y/n always, always got wet from either experiencing or even thinking about chris acting like this with her.

y/ns eyes widened and a small gasp left her mouth, giving chris the opportunity to stick his tongue into her mouth.

their tongues almost immediately fought for dominance, which— chris, obviously, won.

chris pulled away, just far enough to break the kiss but close enough for their lips to graze one another. “are you okay? with- with this?” he asked, they’ve had sex multiple times in the past, its just always better to ask instead of going for it.

chris always asks for consent, and thats one thing y/n absolutely adores about him. she loves how he doesn’t just go for it without asking, he asks and thats one thing shes so very grateful for.

“yes, im okay.” she breathed, lust overtaking her “are you okay?” she exhaled. chris nodded his head and connected their lips again, immediately returning back to the steamy makeout they had earlier.

chris’ hands grabbed onto the hem of y/ns shirt and lightly tugged, silently saying he wants it off.

y/n obliged and broke the kiss before throwing her shirt off and across the room. chris immediately dove for her breasts, touching everywhere he possibly could without her bra getting in the way, consisting of the top of her breasts and only the top.

he huffed at the restriction and moved his hands so they were no longer touching her breasts, but instead at her back and fiddling with the clip.

after a few moments and few failures of getting the bra undone, he finally unclipped it and took it off y/ns body. finally, finally giving him the view he wanted.

y/n hissed at the cold air hitting her bare breasts, her nipples hardening and begging to be touched of some sort.

chris looked at her eyes for a moment, and y/n looked into his aswell. lust filling both of their eyes. chris then looked down at her chest and muttered “you’re so beautiful..”

y/n immediately felt her cheeks heat up and butterflies erupt in her stomach.

chris wasted no time and immediately attached his mouth to her left nipple, lightly tugging it while his hand found her right nipple and pinched, squeezed and massaged.

y/ns mouth dropped and moans exited her lips from the pleasure she was receiving. chris smirked at this and switched from sucking on her left nipple, to now sucking and tugging at her right nipple, while his hand repeated the same actions to her left nipple.

chris pulled away from her breasts and connected his lips with hers again.

the kissing intensified into sloppy, wet and opened mouth until chris parted their lips and mumbled “jump.” y/n followed his words and jumped, wrapping her legs around chris’ waist.

chris walked to his bed and threw y/n down so now she was laying on her back. chris acted quick and pulled down her shorts, then pulled his shirt over his head before grabbing onto the waistband of his pants, then pulling them down.

y/n couldnt help but admire at how much of a rush her boyfriend was in to be inside of her, even though they both knew they had all the time in the world.

her eyes glanced down from his blue eyes, to his broad shoulders, his muscular biceps, veiny arms and onto his chest. she didnt stop there, but looked down at his stomach, her eyes trailing his happy trail, v-line and lastly his pelvis.

he left his boxers on before crawling overtop y/n, he immediately attached their lips once he was face level with her and dug his hips into her.

their clothed crotches grinding into one another, and moans filling the air, before y/n sucked in a breath and muttered “chris- please”

chris smirked then pulled away from y/n and ran his hands down her body, then he grabbed onto his boxers and pulled them down.

there he stood, in all his glory infront of his girlfriend, who stared at him, in both awe and lust.

chris looked at her blushing cheeks, before placing one of his hands on the bed, near her head. his other hand traveled to the base of his cock and pumped himself a few times, before pulling y/ns panties to the side — not even bothering to take them off.

he ran his tip through y/ns folds, collecting all her arousal. both his pre cum and her arousal spreading down his cock, acting as a lube.

he took in the view for a moment, his beautiful girlfriend lying under him, all hot and bothered while waiting for him to give her her needs.

“chris-“ she whispered, he took this as his que and positioned his tip at y/ns core.

he slowly pushed in, looking at y/ns face for any signs of discomfort or pain.

y/n breathed heavily as pain and a burning sensation spiked throughout her body, her and chris had had sex a few days ago, but she always needed to adjust to his size.. cause fuck, was he big.

while pushing further in, chris groaned out “fuck- you’re tight.” y/n bit her lip and whimpered in respone.

chris bottomed out moments later and groaned at the feeling of his length being engulfed inside his girlfriends wet and warm pussy.

he waited inside her, giving her time to adjust to his cock inside her.

y/n screwed her eyes shut, before muttering out a small “move, please.” beginning to feel herself needing more.

chris pressed a gentle kiss to her cheek almost as if he was bracing her for his next action. he pulled almost all the way out, but slammed himself back into y/n.

she quite literally screamed at the sudden roughness. chris pounded into her ruthlessly his eyes trained on her face as her face contorts into pleasure. her eyebrows furrowed and her eyes rolled back.

y/ns mouth dropped but nothing came out from the overwhelmingly amounts of pleasure she was feeling.

“fuck! fuck! fuck!” she moaned out, she threw her head back as chris pushed into her once again, just as fast and hard as his other thrusts.

“taking me so well baby,” he cooed, one of his hands grabbed onto hers and held it, interlacing their fingers together.

the only noises in the room was skin slapping, moans, groans and heavy breathing.

chris’ other hand grabbed onto y/ns knees and pushed them into her chest. giving him a better angle at her and deeper inside her.

from the deeper angle y/n let out a cry and felt a knot form in her stomach, “mmhgg- chri- ‘m close” she cried out, her voice shaky and breaking.

“just wait for me baby, im- im close too- fuck.” he said breathlessly. a moan escapes his lips as he thrusted into her faster, needing to get closer to his high.

the hand that wasnt holding chris’ hand gripped onto the bedsheets, her knuckles turning white from how hard she was holding onto them.

“you’re- you’re doing so good for me sweetheart,” he moaned out, his thrusts became sloppier, signaling that he was close.

chris glanced down from y/ns face to her belly, watching as his dick thrusted in and out of her. his dick making an evident mark in her belly.

he watched in awe before his hand carefully added pressure onto her lower belly, causing y/n to cry out in pleasure and let out breathless moans and incoherent sentences.

y/n clenched around chris’ cock, sending him over the edge. he moaned loudly as he felt himself release his cum into her.

she felt the knot in her stomach snap and she too also came, moaning out swears and his name. chris slowed down his thrusts, but kept them steady in order to ride out both their highs.

chris slowed down to a stop and pulled out of her, he watched as his and her cum dripped out of her.

he smirked and stuck two of his fingers in her heat again, pushing the cum back into her, y/n moaned and attempted to move away from him, as she was sensitive.

“gotta save every last drop.” he said, before pulling his fingers out of her and lying down next to her, he then pulled her into his arms and cradled her, letting her relax into him and recover.

1669 words.

tags for my favorite ppl

@luverboychris @hysteria-things @gamermattsgf @lovingmattysposts @inlovewithmattstur

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

[mordeiswrld]

Why are yall okay with shipping literal SIBLINGS together (yes im talking about The coffinof andy and leyley.) like thats weird as fuck even the Dev is weird like why would you have a fetish about that…and people playing into it makes me fucking SICK they are BIOLOGICAL siblings.

[counter-culture-christian]

[aeshnalacrymosa]

Isabela is metal AF

[drakestoes]

y’all ever reading smut and then like mid way u realise your invested in reading smut. We gotta go out and touch some grass 💔

[andromeda-aura]

cill bipher

My amazing boyfriend helped and did the arms and legs <333

[nerdart06]

Whenever I go down the rabbit holes that is the internet…

[bombshelllblonde]

THREE WISE HOES WHAT WOULD JESUS DO

[xoluvx]

may not want it, might need it 🥲

[roninkairi]

To best describe the current situation with Beau DeMayo here is the following meme pic:

Jubilee: That ain't all he needs.

Mystique: So glad I opted to wait for a later season.

[trippercrazy]

BABY GRAVY ( Yung Gravy & bbno$ )

[nytehavyn-circle]

Tolaas you like truffle butter?

"Truffle butter? We talkin' the fine dinin' stuff? What fancy restaurants put in some 'a their food? Well, uh... Terran is a sometimes chef. He knows how ta cook an' shit ta rival Gordon Ramsay er Wolfgang Puck, an' he uses it sometimes. But... ah, I'm not really a fan. Don't get me wrong, I ain't sayin' it's disgustin' er anythin', an' I know it has its place, but nah, I just ain't a fan. Gimmie a nice, down homecooked meal, an' I'll be happy. A nice, thick steak, mashed taters an' gravy, some corn, maybe some cornbread... that does the trick."

Mun note: Yes, Tolaas is aware that this might be sexual slang for something nasty, but he's choosing to ignore it. And I don't blame him. :-(

[willows-at-the-well]

How much more does God have to show you for you to realise the Bible is the TRUTH?

🇮🇱People in Israel need to repent and give their lives to Christ. 

🇵🇸People in Palestine need to repent and give their lives to Christ.

🌏People globally need to repent and give their lives to Christ.

I don’t care about theories or your opinions.. This is REAL LIFE. What you were raised to believe, what education you have and your life experiences don't matter right now.. None of that stops this from happening!! None of that stops scripture from coming true over and over and over again.

How many more times are you going to deny Jesus, before Jesus denies you?

TODAY is the day of salvation (2nd Corinthians 6:2)

[capsekai]

LMAO SO THE FOLDER HAS A SLIGHT ERROR We'll fix that tomorrow, but you'll note that the folder also has "RED FLAGS"/Human centipede icons in it and that was on us XD

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