#{worm; ic}「snoo pingas usual」

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@helluvalitter asked: « you know what? you’re a twink. » [ from AJ to Worm ]

The masked hellspawn watches as their sister manages to slip through their arms, pull up the word processing program, and type that out on the computer all while they were in the middle of their Five v. Five. The response from Worm is an immediate aghast expression, and an indignant response.

"Hey! Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right!"

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"Facing discrimination, cruelty, mockery... being a proud and open gooner is braver than being a troop in every army."

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@hcppyhotel asked: [  HICKEY  ] / and if i say... angel and worm jfkdlg

She knows he's absolutely getting used in some weird mind games that they don't even want to try and think about right now. But it is Hell's most beloved porn star, so who the hell were they to say no?

"Ah! Y-you're... you're gonna leave a maaaaaark there...." Their voice warbles and modulates, bass pitch fluctuating to create Shepard tones as fingers dig into the fur on Angel's back. Fuck, there's gonna be questions about the gap in the footage if this keeps up much longer.... A concern Worm might pay more attention to if they weren't busy frantically dry humping in reaction to the almost overwhelming stimulus on his neck. Thank fucking Satan they always wear the hoodie....

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"If I was Satan and I was mad pissed at someone I'd make them eat the brown part of the banana."

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"Fresh out the egg! Now, you're going to want to install Forge - download here! - before grabbing your mod - No Virus! - provided you have Java first - free!!! - and from there you're good to go!"

"And it has baby dragons?" she's never installed a mod before, but this one sounds pretty tempting. "Is it easy to set up?"

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Why do I hear boss music? - Worm

Send "Why do I hear boss music?" For me to post My Muse’s boss theme!

STANDARD ROUTE

BAD END ROUTE

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And because I can't write them enough, Like for a starter with Worm - multis specify!

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"Hey, do you fuck with guys who are kind of stupid and smell bad?"

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"I can't believe Big Justice would say that to the Rizzler after everything he's done for him."

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"Chat, back me up here: Sportacus with a piece of fruit could absolutely body Homelander, no sweat."

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"Okay chat, the first sinner who can survive this bowl of 2.48 Million Scolville Dragon's Breath noodles will get $10,000 and a handshake!"

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"Can we get some VVs going in chat?"

"W... like two Vs..."

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"Worm Fact: Vox is in great danger, and he needs your help to wipe out all the squads at Vee Tower. But to do this, he needs a gold SCAR and a couple of Chug Jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But you gotta be quick so that Vox can secure the bag and achieve the EPIC VICTORY ROYALE!"

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Nothing good comes from the Vees, but normally that refers to their products or schemes - now it seems to apply to a literal offspring. Streamer, hacker, and shitposter extraordinaire, they are the one and only Worm - Vox's very own nepo baby and failchild.

Given their comparable power of hypnotism, a seeming ability to get into any computer system or electronic device, and knack for creating awful little artificial intelligence homunculi, Worm could be a dangerous weapon in the Vees' arsenal... if they had literally any drive or ambition beyond playing video games, making indecipherable jokes on social media, and being moderately provocative with various pranks and "takes."

(Adding the Vox fankid made with Hari / @hcppyhotel, who's responsible for their original concept and design! Meet Wystera's brat, a 24 year old NEET proudly leeching off their dad.)

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@grimgrinnrs said: Vox vc: KILL YOURS-

"The Costco Guys fandom is so toxic, chat."

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Shoving their phone in your face to show you this: