#{worm; ic}「snoo pingas usual」

[kakodaimones]

"I can't believe Big Justice would say that to the Rizzler after everything he's done for him."

[kakodaimones]

"Fresh out the egg! Now, you're going to want to install Forge - download here! - before grabbing your mod - No Virus! - provided you have Java first - free!!! - and from there you're good to go!"

"And it has baby dragons?" she's never installed a mod before, but this one sounds pretty tempting. "Is it easy to set up?"

[kakodaimones]

"Chat, back me up here: Sportacus with a piece of fruit could absolutely body Homelander, no sweat."

[kakodaimones]

"Okay chat, the first sinner who can survive this bowl of 2.48 Million Scolville Dragon's Breath noodles will get $10,000 and a handshake!"

[kakodaimones]

"Worm Fact: Vox is in great danger, and he needs your help to wipe out all the squads at Vee Tower. But to do this, he needs a gold SCAR and a couple of Chug Jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But you gotta be quick so that Vox can secure the bag and achieve the EPIC VICTORY ROYALE!"

[kakodaimones]

"Can we get some VVs going in chat?"

"W... like two Vs..."

[kakodaimones]

Nothing good comes from the Vees, but normally that refers to their products or schemes - now it seems to apply to a literal offspring. Streamer, hacker, and shitposter extraordinaire, they are the one and only Worm - Vox's very own nepo baby and failchild.

Given their comparable power of hypnotism, a seeming ability to get into any computer system or electronic device, and knack for creating awful little artificial intelligence homunculi, Worm could be a dangerous weapon in the Vees' arsenal... if they had literally any drive or ambition beyond playing video games, making indecipherable jokes on social media, and being moderately provocative with various pranks and "takes."

(Adding the Vox fankid made with Hari / @hcppyhotel, who's responsible for their original concept and design! Meet Wystera's brat, a 24 year old NEET proudly leeching off their dad.)

[kakodaimones]

@grimgrinnrs said: Vox vc: KILL YOURS-

"The Costco Guys fandom is so toxic, chat."

[kakodaimones]

Shoving their phone in your face to show you this:

[kakodaimones]

"Call-Out Post for My Dad:

Did not pick up lunch from WackDonalds.

Even though I asked him to really nicely.

Also didn't give a lol or an emoji reaction to the Youtube Poop I sent him.

For these reasons, and more I will be seeding torrents for every show on Voxflix for the next two weeks."

[kakodaimones]

"Now draw her as an anthropomorphic hedgehog...."

[kakodaimones]

"Hm? Yeah, just put it on my dad's tab. Y'know? The one in all the commercials with the big flat head? Yeah, all charged to him."

[kakodaimones]

"I don't need friends, I need to reach ante sixteen in Balatro...."

[kakodaimones]

@hcppyhotel asked: “Thanks for agreeing to help me, uh.. Worm?” Charlie says, tilting her head a bit. “I’ve never really been good at things like that and most of the hotel residents are..” she’s trying not to really date the guests. "Plus, modern technology isn’t exactly Pentious’ expertise.” She says with an awkward laugh. It seems the computer in her office is fried.

"It's no problem! Just watch me swooce right in and I'll have you hanging ten on the world wide web at sonic speeds in no time at all!" The main reason the sinners-spawn was really here was on orders from dear old dad to install surveillance malware that would keep the Vees even more in on the loop - but Worm's interest was primarily in the fun they could have with what was, in their mind, an outdated Y2K hunk of junk that screamed "turn me into a gaming beast, because it would be funny."

"Alright I'm going to need a VMD Vyzen 9 7950X3D CPU, VSUS ROX Crosshair X670E Villain Motherboard, VTX 4090 Supreme Fluid X 24G Video Card, 4 128GB Trident V3 Neo RGB DDR5-6000 CL30 EXPO Memory Cards, 3 Voxtek V705 4TB PCIe Gen Vs, a 3200 watt Power Supply, a 420mm CPU Cooler, a Voxtek RGB Optical Keyboard, and a wireless V5 Black Plague Mouse."

[kakodaimones]

Adorably opens a 4.5 petabyte zip bomb on your computer.

[kakodaimones]

"Remember, it's never too early to put up your National Raisin Bran Cereal Day decorations!"