#{pffffffft remember when this happened literally over a month ago LMAO}

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the halloween ball | afterparty.

Grinning evilly and spurred on by Setsuna's urgings (and the alcohol in his cup), Monoma not so carefully climbed up on top of his favorite chair, standing up on the arm rests. 

"ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! YOUR KING IS SPEAKING!!!" he shouted out, lifting his scepter as proof of his power. "ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PLAY A ROUSING GAME OF TRUTHE OR DARE SHOULD GATHER ROUNDE!" he paused. "And grab a cup or two if you haven't, because we want to make this interesting."

Did he just... pronounce extra 'e's...

Yes, he did.

"TO THE KING!!!!" Setsuna cheered.

"Well I didn't vote for you," Kaminari snarked, half-lifting his glass.

“No king of mine...” Sero muttered.

"YES! YES! TO ME!!!!" Monoma agreed with a haughty laugh. "Aahaahahaaa!!!"

Momo can't help but laugh at Monoma's declaration: he's always been on the dramatic end, and it's interesting being able to finally witness it in person. She makes her way to the drink table to get another drink before moving to sit with the others.

"So... it's spin the bottle? Again?" Kaminari asks.

"It's truth or dare... with a bottle. It makes it indiscriminate," Monoma explained in that same all too cocky tone. He sat down in his chair, sprawled across in a kingly fashion. "Because I am king, I will decide who is first to go..!" he said, spinning his red cup around as if it were a goblet before he pointed his scepter at Kirishima. "You! You will be our first victim! Mwahahaa...!!!"

Climbing over Tetsu's shoulder, he made his way over to Monoma, smashing his lips against the other guys'. It didn't last long though, as he reeked of alcohol and didn't want to hurt the boy.

"...?!?" Completely, completely caught off guard, Monoma blinked rapidly as he was kissed, placing his hands on Kirishima's shoulders for when he pulled away. "Th... thank you, Kirishima..." he said with a winded laugh. "Ah, you were actually supposed to... spin the bottle and try and dare someone though, haha...!" 

"What a mad banquet of drunkenness.." mumbled Tokoyami, bracing himself for the start of the game.

"...what" Kirishima looks around and thinks for a second, and goes back to the bottle. The bottle finally stops spinning, he span it pretty hard and went for way too long. It landed on... Todoroki. "Truth or dare Shooo?"

Monoma snickered at that. "Shooo..." he repeated in a ghostly echo…

Todoroki looks shocked, the alcohol stopping him from really keeping his straight face. He cleared his throat. Truth or dare, huh.... well this was the first one.... and he wasn't a fuckin pussy.... "Dare."

Momo's a little taken aback when Kirishima just gets up and full-on kisses Monoma, and that's when she kind of realizes this party is about to get really hectic really fast. Still, she knows that she should hold her tongue and let them carry on---after all, it would be interesting watching Shouto potentially make a fool of himself in front of everyone.

Kirishima had actually zoned out a bit there, but he zoomed back into reality for a split second (he's ascending) to tell him the dare. "I dare you tooo................. borrow a dress from someone and walk up and down the room like a suPERMODEL!!!"

Tetsu slowly takes his phone from out of his back pocket.

Setsu QUICKLY took her phone out. She was recording all of this.

Momo chokes on her drink. She's about to take her phone out but realizes that doing so probably wouldn't be good for her reputation--and even when tipsy, she knows that she has to care about that. At the very least, she figures she can just ask Tetsutetsu for the video later.

And then it hits her: Shouto needs a dress. She feels herself stand up and step towards her ex-boyfriend, the cheap cotton fabric emerging from her skin as she does so. "Oh, Shouto," she slurs, voice a little too sweet. "Don't worry, I've got you covered."

When she finally comes to a stop in front of him, she tosses the neon purple-orange-yellow fabric at him. It's short, a strange conglomeration of spandex and cotton and some kind of... yarn-like material that she's sure she's only seen in old knitting magazines. The dress itself will probably only barely cover Shouto's ass. She feels herself smile. Really smile.

"Oh my god," Monoma faked a gagging sound at the sight. Jesus christ, it was ugly… 

"Oh..... fuck. " Todoroki gets up and looks around. And then Momo offers him a dress. That she made. And oh god, is it disgusting. "Do... do you want me to get naked or..." He sighs and takes off his jacket, tossing it back onto the couch, hoping it doesnt get ruined. He takes the dress with a huff and leaves the room for a moment, coming back with the dress on. If he knew how fucking small it was he wouldn't have taken his pants off for this. Damn it. He was too drunk for this shit. He needed to be drunker.

Deku stifled a laugh. “Todoroki....I’m so sorry.”

Shinso barely held back his laughter when he saw the dress Momo pulled out for Todoroki. This was going to be something he could never live down.

Tetsu looked away from them and tried to hide his laughter behind his hand.

Shoji laughed under his breath. “Getting a bit risqué already.”

A small, amused smile graced Tokoyami's features as Momo offers her 'help' to Todoroki. This was already interesting.. not that he had expected any less.

He walked back out, dress on, ass (basically) out. "I hate this. It's itchy. How did you fuckin… make it itchy?" He walks back, just as he was dared, and groans the whole time. When he's done strutting he sits down. "Can I change? This was... an awful decision."

"Todoroki, you look beautiful," Shinso said, now fully snickering behind his glass. He'd get his when it came to him, but for now it was funny.

“It fits your slim figure, Todoroki!” Deku cheers.

Momo doesn't bother to answer his question--she just laughs. It sounds a little hollow, and a part of her feels like she's going to regret this in the morning, but she can't help it: "You've done so much to me, Shouto, the least you can do is keep the dress that I took the trouble of making you." 

"Fuck all of you." Todoroki mumbles, taking a very big drink.

"Yes, as king I decree that you have to keep it on for the rest of the night,” Monoma snickers.

"Fuck you especially, Monoma."

Momo just grins at Monoma, mouthing him a silent "thank you for this."

"You're welcome~" he mouthed back with a wink and a blown kiss. ... Hoo... alcohol…

Tetsu naturally took a SHIT ton of pictures.

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The dares continue, but Momo finds that she’s hardly paying attention to any of them. She knows that she should have probably stepped in to stop some of this before it had gotten too extreme. But she's too busy relishing in that feeling of glory of making Todoroki suffer literally one hour ago. She figures that she'll let the chaos continue. She's on break. Homegirl's needed it.

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Momo had, for the most part, been zoning out during all of the shenanigans; she has to, really--it's the only way the naturally responsible part of her character would be able to let these things continue. However, at the sound of Shinso's voice--and calling her name, nonetheless--she's torn out of her reverie. If she wasn't worried about how the others would perceive her, she'd easily reply to him with "truth." But she has the feeling that doing so wouldn't be very cash money fun of her, so with a shaky deep breath, she responds, "Dare."

Dare? From this girl? Shinso hadn't been expecting that. Thankfully for her, he wasn't as terrible as Sero was. He bounced a few ideas around in his head, though it was hard to think with Monoma's lips all over his shoulders. "I dare you to be Monoma's pet cat for two minutes."

“You piece of—” Deku snarls and lunges for Monoma suddenly, with force enough to knock Shinsou straight off of him. Grabbing him by the collar he pulls and drags him out of the room forcibly, not wanting to disturb the game.

“We’ll be back,” Deku grunted behind him before SLAMMING the door behind them.

Shinso fell back onto the floor and let out a groan. He watched them both go outside and heard the door slam, but couldn't bring himself to follow. "Scratch that. Be his pet when he comes back inside. If he comes back inside, that is."

"But Will He Die Though,” Kaminari wonders aloud.

"Honestly he kinda deserves this ass whooping," Tetsu said between coughs.

"Steel Knight's got a point," Kaminari said casually.

Momo... Wasn't sure what to expect, but it definitely wasn't that. She turns a bright shade of red at Shinso's words and--even though she doesn't have anything against Monoma--a piece of her hopes that Midoriya just really beats his ass so that she doesn't have to embarrass herself in front of all her peers.

... An amount of time passed.

Getting back felt a little awkward now, since he knew all eyes would be on him. But Monoma shuffled back into the room, looking... ruffled... though less bloody and bruised as one would think, considering Deku's anger. In fact, he looked nearly exactly the same, though his costume was a little worse for wear. He headed straight for the drinks, taking a shot of the first bottle he saw. "... So, what'd I miss? Hah..."

Tetsu ran his hands through Kiri's hair,  massaging his head. When he heard Monoma walk in he couldn't help but snicker. "You have fun getting your ass beat?"

Monoma only raised an eyebrow, then shrugged a little to himself. "Beat, fucked, same thing really," he said loudly, fixing the way his hair was mussed, before he retrieved Kirishima's glass of water, handing it to the drunken boy. Considering his appearance, it really was impossible to tell which had actually happened…

It was probably a little unrealistic, but Momo had kind of hoped that Midoriya would have fully taken care of Monoma. But, at the very least, maybe he could have forgotten about her little dare? She feels herself shrink in her seat, face still painfully red as she tries to make herself as small as possible. A part of her can't believe that she was high on a power rush just because she got to make Todoroki a dumb dress--like, if this isn't karma.

Todoroki gave Monoma a confused look. He pulled at the dress that he was still wearing, for some reason, as it agitated his skin again. "You're alive. That's a shame." He looked into his empty cup. This was... the ......he lost count after 4. Could be sixth time... could be  seventh... fuck. Fuck. Wow, fuck. He had no water. He had no intention of having water.

((If only he could MAKE a form of water))

"It is a shame, isn't it..." he replied in a low voice before slapping Todoroki on the ass after noticing just how short it was again. That was a good bit of revenge... Courtesy of Momo, wasn't it? Her name sparking pleasantly in his head, he glanced over at her. "Weren't we supposed to do a thing...?"

Todoroki jumped, snapping a short "Hey-the fuck," at him. He hated this dress. He hated it. Well. Monoma slapping his ass wasn't half bad-no. No he hated it. Despised it. Loathed. Any other words...? Whatever. 

Momo's still flushed a bright shade of red when Monoma turns his attention her way--though she doesn't miss the ass slap he gives Todoroki beforehand. Momo makes sure to pay attention to that.

Even though it's embarrassing, Momo's still a woman of her word--however damning that word may be. With a soft sigh and a deep breath for her own encouragement, she saunters over to where Monoma stands, leaning into his chest and purring. "M-Meow?"

"...Oh?" All the breath nearly leaving his body, Monoma only nodded as he swallowed tightly, then took a few steps back until he was sitting down on a chair again, hand on the small of Momo's back to guide her forward. It was like everyone else in the room had disappeared... "Pretty kitty," he finally said with a little laugh, raising his hand to cup her cheek, before he lowered his fingers to rest on her throat. After a drunken moment of concentration, he was able to somehow make a collar materialize in his hand using her quirk... and promptly fastened it around her neck with a sloppy smile. "There you go~ now you're mine, ahaha~"

Momo's touch-sensitive.

It's something that she's come to realize throughout the entirety of the week, especially thanks to the kiss game that had been going around in the class. She's been pretty careful with her movements since then, but Monoma's always made it a little... difficult for her. Momo leans into his touch when he fastens the collar onto her neck, purring into his ear. Momo then acts like a cat for two minutes like she was dared to.

... It's a very long two minutes... that Monoma enjoyed very much... ... The collar was a very good idea…

Now that Momo could stop being a cat, she awkwardly clears her throat and spins the bottle. Her face is still flushed a bright shade of red as she feels everyone's eyes on her. When the bottle stops spinning, she asks, "T-Tetsutetsu, truth or dare?"

"Dare of course!"

Though it would have been fair to assume that Tetsutetsu would have picked dare over truth, Momo hadn't really had the time to think of a creative dare for him to do. She had been pretty busy during the last two minutes or so. Scrambling to come up with something that's at least semi-responsible so that she doesn't regret it in the morning, she finally says, "I dare you to drink at least six more cups of water! B-Because it's important to stay hydrated, especially when people are drinking like this!"

Of all the crazy dares that happened today, he was kinda expecting the worst.  But he guessed he also should've known this was Momo he was talking about. "Well, alright!" He was gonna get up and get it but with Kiri sleeping on him, he didn't want to risk the chance of waking him up. He felt Kaminari smiling against his shoulder and looked over at him. "Don't laugh! Can you please go get me some water bro?!"

Kaminari laughed. "Yeah, sure thing, bruh." He pulled himself up to get some cups and hurriedly returns with two cups of water. "CHUG CHUG CHUG! Be back with two more, so you better be quick!" With that, he scurried off again.

Tetsu was confused at to why Kaminari was trying to turn this into a speed thing, but if he were to back down from a challenge.... could he really call himself a man?! He grabbed the two cups of water from the blonde and immediately tried to gulp all the water down before Kaminari came back with more.

Kaminari waited while Tetsutetsu down the second glass, set down the third and fourth, and then ran back to refill the first two. "Yeah, CHUG!" he called back.

As he handed off the two empty cups to Kaminari, he picked up the new ones and began to chug them down also.

Kaminari returned with the final two, and then sat down cross-legged near Tetsu, as he continued to chug them down, waiting expectantly for when he could return to hugging his arm.

When Tetsu had finished drinking all the water that was brought to him, he slammed the cups onto the table for dramatic effect, and let out a deep breath. "Thanks, Kamibro.."

Kaminari scooted back towards him. "Nooooo prob, Tetsubro," he responded, then curled sleepily back up against him, resting his head sleepily against his broad shoulder.

Tetsu wrapped his arm around the blond's waist, holding him close.

And for Momo… the rest of the night passes by like a blur.