#{filthy acts at a reasonable price ; ooc}

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Gonna be remaking finally :')

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*cleans up cobwebs that have accumulated on this blog, i guess* 

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// me: sitting here staring at the screen FV: write for the sake of america 

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// Someone convince me to work on my drafts please. I have FV brainrot bad but my motivation said no. 

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.Spare small interactions maybe...? 

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. ah yes it’s 4th of July this weekend. FV said time to WRiTe

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. Ahaha hey, happy valentine’s day y’all. Sorry for not being active lately but I guarantee you the FV brainrot still be strong ;D 

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I stan Funny Valentine , do you trust me? 

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Anonymous said:

Pls work on your drafts I miss your writing!

Oh thank you that’s really nice of you ; v ; 

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. I saw a stupid meme I showed to Lemon and now I’m thinking like don’t tell FV what it means to kin. His dumbass would be like ‘ Ah yes, I kin America. Yes, the whole country. I absolutely kin it. All of its memories are my memories. This is why I was destined to be president.’ 

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// me trying to write : my brain: h-him...

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. Me about to write 20 headcanons no one asked for. 

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. Ok but like Valentine is such a wild character. I think what I like most about him is how inconsistent his design is LOL. Also like tbh this man is kinda quirky if you think about it - he likes saying Dojyan!! (ta-dah!!) and he takes afternoon naps... let’s not forget that he also gets afraid at one point because he thinks the enemy is a stand user, yet later on he’s like ‘haha yea i fear nothing’. Like??? Araki literally was like ‘listen Funny Valentine is whatever I want him to be in that moment’. I stan. 

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@deluxai : ✔ u_u

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

My muse(s): Funny Valentine ( but I’ve got other jojo muses too :’) )

Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

Hiii ; v ; Please, I love writing in FV’s diu verse! Poor Yukako though if she ends up with this amnesiac mess of a man LMAO annoying the hell out of her I’m sure. ORRR you know, we could always do something in an EOH verse too! I’m open to whatevers honestly! 

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. “as long as i have the corpse parts, i’m gucci” - funny valentine probably. just kidding he would never say a word like ‘gucci’ unamerican. 

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damn , i kinda have brain rot about the ship with my oc (Maggie x FV supremacy - nah jk. I love Scarlet x FV most fam.) but anyway shout out to Snii for making this for me. This is literally me rn, especially dealing with being sick and all.