#{Wouldn't it be funny}

[dovewingkinnie]

thinking about the hide away 50k video rn and...

[arrowheadedbitch]

I've heard people say that tim doesn't want to kill bc of Lady Shiva, but let me raise you one higher.

Tim won't kill with his bo staff because he decided that means she won. Any other weapon is fair game, though.

[dawnofiight]

While on this break I redrew my Dear.. so

I may delete this I may not. Whooooo knows.

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[a-dauntless-daffodil]

*grabs the Vanguard Vaggie idea and scuttles back under her goblin rug*

OKAY BUT

Imagine, like after they retreat back to heaven, the other exorcists...start talking. They start talking *behind Lute's back*.

At first it's pain and bitterness and betrayal at Vaggie fighting them. 'How could she do this? How could she hurt us?!'

Then, maybe during some hit and run nonsense that Lute has them doing, the conversation shifts. They start noticing that Vaggie doesnt go for the kill unless she has to. Doesn't maim. She always gives them the chance to run, to go home... And they start talking. They talk about those better times with the Vanguard. They wonder aloud why she fights for hell. And maybe, just maybe, they talk about how they miss her. They miss Vaggie. They miss having that feeling of her looking out for them.

I wonder how long it might take for one of them to linger. To lower their weapon. To take off their mask.

Even then, it takes a long time for the first exorcist to *stay* after they should have retreated. For them to ask for a place to stay. But as more and more start to come to Vaggie, to the *Vanguard*, and ask for a home...charlie cant help but be grinning as she holds Vaggie's hand.

ayyyyeeeeeee!!!!

what if there was that slooooow realization that when Vaggie was around, their vanguard, they all felt more like a team together. she liked things done Right and done Well- wasn't bothered with competing- took training and exterminations Seriously- kept them all sharp sure but also turned something that was just Adam's shits and giggles, just a GAME, into a purpose and a duty again. something to be proud of and do their BEST at (while still having fun)

so yeah when Adam and Lute come back with her halo saying she's sided with hell, betrayed them all, damned herself and gets to rot there with them- there's that anger. oh they HATE her for doing that-

because they miss her

and things were better, they all felt better, when she'd been around, and that's gone now and it's her fault

or adam and lute say so anyway

can you IMAGINE in this au, the shift when Lute 1v1s Vaggie... and doesn't come back to heaven with her head?? DOESN't beat her? and Adam's DEAD?

and so are so many of them actually- dead exorcists that vaggie helped kill, that vaggie helped fight off

why?

three years her being in hell and she'd never fought any of them or hurt any of her sisters when they came flying down- (and she COULD have) (used to be one of the BEST after all) it's only when they're sent after her HOME that she fights, almost as if-

as if killing isn't what she wants to do anymore, if she can help it

thats. not the same as turning against them. not the same as her siding with hell- even so lute and adam still wanted her dead, and even then, she'd let lute LIVE...

is that weakness and betrayal?

but she's not weak, if lute couldn't kill her. and she never killed any of them until they came after her. is that still betrayal?

or is it something else

is there anything kind of betrayal here. are they on the wrong side of it...

im not sure, if any of them would take off a mask willingly- risk hell-

i KNOW that even ONE moment of hesitation would get lute turning on them, just like she did with vaggie- worse maybe, now very aware of the danger of letting fallen angels live- HER mistake, not killing vaggie when she had the chance all those years ago

and if a wounded and abandoned exorcist staggered to the gate's of the hazbin hotel? if some of her other sisters went looking for her- KNOWING this time what the supposed 'betrayal' and 'sin' had been?

(a moment of hesitation)

(before one of them drops her weapon to knock on the hotel door)

yeah. they'd find charlie running to help them inside. probably already pulling out bandages- a demon with first aid gear in her pockets, always carried just in case, nothing like they were expecting-

they'd find their Vangaurd waiting there too, having gone ahead and made things safe for them to follow, just like always

that'd be pretty sweet

[kermitbread]

Hey. You. Yes, you. Do you want to own a kermit bread blue doodle. Well, now you can, because I'm finally opening commissions for them! commission me here! terms and conditions here!

3 slots for now because I'm a particularly busy person IRL, things might happen unexpectedly. But yeah! Proper commissions will be a thing soon in the future, so please keep an eye out for those!

ko-fi | terms and conditions

[mintyteatea]

Akayona spoilers

Next chapter: Yona comes into the mausoleum to the scene of Zeno stabbed by the sword and she gets a king Il trauma flashback. Zeno is lying there with dead eyes because he failed and didn't die and is just so fucking tired

[vindictes]

me with my fav muse: i could never write a death arc it would hurt me physically me with this muse: haha 🔪

[hermitbug]

inktober day 9: sun

artober day 9: silhouette

[vicshush]

Someone may have already posited this, but I think it would be very funny if one of the guests suddenly got up and left the table, right as their character is about to do something, and Erika Ishii takes their chair, and the character is revealed to be Yu, the unseelie changeling.

I don't think it necessarily makes sense with the current batch of guest players' characters, but it would be a neat "Did you forget about me? Did you think we'd forget about you, and what you did to our malleus key?" dramatic curveball.

[optdentity]

Alpha Church after fragmenting himself and creating Epsilon be like

[mrcraker]

I know I'm sleep deprived and high on energy, but hear me out on my personal head canon.

So, if you have been scrolling through the rain world section of Tumblr, you may have seen Enot/Sofantheil/Inv/??? or whatever they're called. Personally I prefer Enot, so I'm going to be calling them that.

If you know Enot, you'd know there's a dating sim at the end of their campaign (which somehow took 3 and a half years to make or smth idk), and that's after you ascend. But my sleep deprived brain thought of a way to connect Enot... with Saint.

Saint is unable to ascend, stuck in an actual cycle. But I thought it would be funny if Saint was rewarded with a dating sim and then forced to do everything all over again, slowly becoming more deranged and evolving, or devolving, into Enot. I know this is complete bonkers, and to be honest, that's why I wanted to write this down.

[aayeroace]

I'D SELL MY OWN BONES

FOR SAPPHIRE STONES

BECAUSE BLUE'S YOUR

FAVOURITE COLOUR

[puffin-smoke]

Okay, here's an idea:

What if Jimmy didn't die first?

Unlikely, I know, but just listen.

The first death comes around, and its not him. He's emboldened, he grows more confident, but at the same time cautious. No sense in running out of time now.

But then the next deaths start rolling in, friend and foe alike running out of time, meeting the business end of swords, and simply falling from too great a height. One by one the fall, and with each one Jimmy grows more confident, starts taking risks, hell maybe he even takes a few lives himself. He could win! Maybe things were looking up!

And then its the final two. Jimmy and one final barrier, one last foe, a grand stand with the whole world watching. He would win, he'd gotten this far, he had to win, it had to be fate-

And then he dies.

And then he fails.

Because it was all a fluke. Because good things never happen to Jimmy Solidarity.

[d-e-w-p]

I know nothing about The Comic verses but-

Would be funny if Dc and Marvel had some of their characters reading the opposing comics.

Bruce Wayne regularly reads ironman whilst muttering about how Unsubtle it all is

Spiderman reads superman comics and makes lil jokes about how convenient it would be to have just the right superpower for any given situation.

Idk if they've done this but wouldn't it be funny

[vnillatree]

what if i made,,, an animal crossing sideblog,,, to try to motivate myself to finish my island and also post some animal crossing lore,,

[godisasimp]

The lack of HoV emotes on HoYoLab is both concerning and making me want to do some