#{🌴Viva la hedonissm!🌴(crack)}

[one-hand-incorporated]

Can that.. actually work? -No, of course it can't! They'd need atleast ten balloons!

... Wait a second-

"Hey, anyone got any balloonss?! I'll probably give them back, I ssssswear!"

Space Snake

[one-hand-incorporated]

"Heck yea, but why sstop there, though? Let'ss desstroy /ALL/ the kneecapsssss!"

They've been holding a small grudge against anyone with legs, anyways.

"It's official. I, Malcolm, have decided to destroy de kneecaps of anybody who's taller dan me."

[one-hand-incorporated]

"But- it'd be fun- And all of you take legss for granted, anywayss!"

"It's official. I, Malcolm, have decided to destroy de kneecaps of anybody who's taller dan me."

[one-hand-incorporated]

"Jusst becausse I'm a ssnake doessn't mean I don't have an interesssssting life, you know,"

They tried to mimic a pout with their tail and stuck their nose in the air.

"It's official. I, Malcolm, have decided to destroy de kneecaps of anybody who's taller dan me."

[one-hand-incorporated]

"Hmmm... well, I usually jusst look around for thingsssss to add to my little collection, but I alsso sspend ssome time writing down sstuff I don't want to forget like timess of the year, important people, placess or thingss to avoid; you know, the usual,"

Atleast, that was the gist of it, excluding the more potentially touchy subjects.

[one-hand-incorporated]

"Well, of coursse I'm a bit mad! Can you imagine how hard it iss to open a door without handss, or a jar, or write with ssome ssort of pencil, or carry an entire /bag/ of sstuff-"

Oh- there they go, listing off all the things they can think of that give them trouble,

"It's official. I, Malcolm, have decided to destroy de kneecaps of anybody who's taller dan me."