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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 26 days ago

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Why the fuck are you all yelling?!?!

#{|dash commentary|}#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#{|ooc notes transition—|}#drops in with an added silly before i likely disappear for a bit lmao--#got plans to watch a friend of mine play a game here in a little while~ u w u #so if i go quiet-- that's likely what i'm up to lol

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 5 months ago

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"Ya know, I heard this guy's apparently a real asshole. But..." The blonde trailed off a moment, stealing a glance at the picture again before having put his phone away. "Won't lie, that's kinda hot." Ending his comment with that, before taking a sip from his drink.

#{|dash commentary|}#{|ic|}#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#{|ooc notes transition—|}#this is absolute crack vibes lmao-- both because this is commentary about the dash from a different blog X'D #and also because it's related to a fandom i don't currently plan on crossing Micchan over into-- *but--*#the boi wanted to comment-- and likely wasn't gonna be quiet till i let him-- so here we are lol

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 3 months ago

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big time eepy--

#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#{|ooc notes transition—|}#okay so-- this is mostly about the mun lol #i'm so damn sleepy today-- tbh that's kind of been the deal the past couple days-- XP #(thanks messed up sleep schedule > 3 >)#*but anyway--* by extension-- that means Micchan is also the big eepy lol

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 5 months ago

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@moonxsuncelestials replied: Yun: I'd fry him up and eat him with ketchup made from his own blood. //- -; I honestly worry about this dragon's diet.

-cue record scratch-

"I know that's something kinda normal coming from you, but uh..." He trailed off for a moment, trying to figure out exactly where he wanted to go with this.

"Maybe don't go doing anything that might make ya sick, yeah?" And where he landed wasn't concern for himself, like some might have expected-- but rather for the dragon instead.

#moonxsuncelestials #{|dash commentary|}#{|ic|}#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#{|ooc: you and me both KitKat lol--|}#{|ooc: like-- volunteering to eat the assholes is commendable-- but son... that can't be too good for you-- X'D|}

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 3 months ago

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He almost wants to ask what all the screaming is about, but... At the same time, isn't sure he really wants an answer to that question--

#{|dash commentary|}#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#{|ooc notes transition—|}#finally making a small comment here about current dash shenanigans lol--#before i go back to trying to write a cliff notes type about section for a blog i wanna get going thanks to lurking muse levels lmao

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 9 months ago

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If anyone needs him-- then he'd either gonna be hiding from thoughts in a pile of blankets, or taking a fuckin cold shower--

#{|dash commentary|}#{|chat commentary|}#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#{|ooc notes transition—|}#for context-- i've found another post which hadn't helped with Micchan feeling a certain kinda way lol--#and also made it worse by sharing said post with a couple mutuals X'D #so like-- the boi is well on his way to being done with everything rn lmao

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 3 months ago

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{today in pics from my camera roll that cause Micchan pain-- we have this lol--}

#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 10 months ago

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"This isn’t a Wendy’s, we serve cunt here—"

#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#{|ic|}#{|ooc notes transition--|}#don’t ask me wtf this post is lmao— it randomly came into my brain like a couple hours ago and I fuckin died—#so now you all get to read it too X’D

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 4 months ago

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When you get to catch sight of an alternate self for one of your boyfriends, and now you’re stuck being a pining bitch for said boyfriend.

{ ref: @meretrixious }

#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#{|ooc notes transition—|}#ya girl watched Deadpool and Wolverine—#and the unexpected Gambit cameo had me and Micchan both done #(also made me mad to know that the movie he was meant to have apparently got canned— 💀)#(but end point is that we here lol— and yes— the boi is lowkey vibrating because I wrote ‘boyfriend’ lmao)

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 5 months ago

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-stares at the two main muses active in my head rn-

First thought that happened .5 seconds later: it’s currently very gay up in here… but then again, when is it not gay up in here???

#{|ooc post|}#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#this is dumb-- I know-- but I still laughed over my own goofy thought lol #(and in my defense-- it’s currently nearly 5am-- I’ve had sleep— but I’m currently heckin hongry--)#(so next task is probably go get food so I can focus on less goofy shit lmao)#and for context-- to any moots who may not also follow his blog-- Angel is the other muse currently kicking around up there #so i'm ya can see how that statement checks out X'D

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 6 months ago

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Well hello there, Colonel--

#{|dash commentary|}#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#{|ooc notes transition—|}#Kay-- Roy-- i'm sorry LOL--#but after refreshing dash and seeing that fanart reblog-- *someone wasn't gonna leave me alone unless we commented--*

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 1 year ago

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@vixlenxe { just because we saw this post/the related poll while grabbing dinner-- and someone insists on dropping his two cents about it-- }

"Yeah, I can totally get where the tie's coming from..." Given they basically feel like two different 'flavors' of boyband, as least if we're sticking to just visual judgements here.

#vixlenxe #{|dash commentary|}#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#{|ooc: like-- to quote my brain-- it's nsync vs your local kpop/jpop idol-- but still lol--|}

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 9 months ago

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Send two names and my muse will say which they’d rather kiss: Remy or Shizuma //I just want Min to freak out like a little bit

-♡-{𝑴𝒆𝒎𝒆}-♡-

"You're a cruel woman, ya know that?" The blonde grumbled those words before giving a huff, brows furrowed in thought as he fell silent for a good few moments… "If you're not gonna let me cheat and have an out without actually picking between them, then…" He trailed off again, one leg bouncing slightly in his nerves.

"I guess I'd pick Shizuma-kun…" Finally he finished his response with that, but it was clear from Minato's expression that the answer still wasn't all that easy to give.

#meretrixious #{|There... Satisfied now?: Asks|}#{|ic|}#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#{|ooc notes transition—|}#didn't feel like doing the usual banner and such for this-- so ya get this instead lol #and slight crack lean seeing as i couldn't escape a fourth wall break with things here (plus thanks to verse overlap that's called for lol)

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 1 year ago

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{ @akumanoken the unedited ver of this pic/meme came across my dash, and just-- i felt like this needed to be made lol }

#akumanoken #{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#{|ooc: finally posting the other ver of this meme-- because why not lol--|}

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 1 year ago

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{today in shit post tier thoughts imma share because why the hell not--}

The idea of Micchan fucking up by being a lil pissy, and making a "bite me" remark to a vampire (either just because of a foot in mouth moment, or because he has zero idea what the other is) is probably way funnier to me right now than it needs to be-- (bonus points for if it's because of the foot in mouth situation, and realization sets in .5 seconds later)

#{|ooc post|}#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#ya girl is back on the creature based brain rot-- (tho really-- when am i not??) so you all get this lol #considering that Micchan was death glaring me at the thought of even typing up the other recent creature based thought that rolled around--#but-- come sometime later-- might just write it anyway > 3 >;

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 10 months ago

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Damn, how down bad you gotta be that the food apparently can't wait until after you've gotten dick?

#{|dash commentary|}#{|Eh? No... I haven't touched that drink yet. I swear: Crack posts|}#{|ooc: Siius i am so sorry for this lmao-- my boy needs to stay in his own lane-- but the both of us just got baffled by that ask|}#{|ooc: and a reaction comment felt lowkey warranted 💀|}

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