#` ​🇫​​🇮​​🇱​​🇪​​🇩​ ​🇺​​🇳​​🇩​​🇪​​🇷​ ⸻ / convo ft. elizabeth olsen.

[basstan]

so last night i made the huge mistake of consuming too much alcohol, which of course led to a severe hangover the following morning. now, under normal circumstances i would've been able to drag my body through it, but i'm also at that age where it feels like i'm legitimately going to die — a very slow, very painful death, might I add. but then i found myself by the pool, just hating every single person breathing, when i spotted a group of elderly women doing water zumba. music is pumping, despacito all around and then i see it.. fucking mendes and his twenty-something biceps performing a perfect salsa, when i know he was drunk as a skunk last night. what i'm saying is, liz - next time i expect you to help me reduce my alcohol intake, but also join me at the gym. / @e-olsen

[basstan]

never! when you deliberately brag about being more prepared and mock my lack of precautions, then we got an issue. i'd say that it's closing in on a fifty fifty situation here. now here's how i saw it on the morning of hangover ragnarök. i was fairly certain that most people were sound asleep in their rooms, hence why i thought i had the pool area to myself. not sensitive! just stating facts. i wouldn't go as far as to say that i'm crushing on him. am i a tad bit jealous of him? yes. there's also a huge difference between sending cartoon-styled heart eyes and shooting someone an evil glare, so no, liz i'm not crushing on him. they are infatuated by the idea of me but they don't know me.

doctor mom? take that back! seb, i'm not bragging, i'm just stating simple facts. also i'm pretty sure you find it adorable, not annoying. i seriously am doubting that you honestly expected to find relaxation with the amount of people here. i don't remember you being this sensitive when i first met you! i'm just saying, don't be mad at him for being young like you once were. abs chiseled from stone? i'm starting to think you have a crush. need i remind you, the amount of women that are absolutely in love with you? you should know better than to think i'm going to mindlessly agree with you.

[basstan]

i'm sorry, i obviously forgot the part where you were pretending to be doctor mom. you don't need to brag about being the responsible one, liz. i'm beginning to suspect a little sassiness from you and i'm not sure if i think it's adorable or just plain annoying. i'm glad you find that amusing, me however, not so much. here i thought that i'd be getting some much needed relaxation, perhaps snatch forty winks on a sunbed. to hell with despacito. why are you defending him when we both know he's only shaking his tail feather because he's well aware that he's got abs chiseled from stone. the audacity really. - because i'm starting to develop a inferiority complex, liz. work with me here.

i'm sorry, you decided to drink without hydrating or even getting ahead of it by taking some meds? it sounds like i did the same thing as you but i handled it way differently. that's, uh, i'm sorry, that's just kind of hilarious. you literally tormented yourself while hungover by going down by a pool filled with people. why didn't you reach out to me this morning? i cured my hangover by going and getting a hot stone massage as well as a facial. don't be angry at mendes for being a twenty something year old who can bounce back better than you. first off, i was out with the girls so i couldn't have monitored your alcohol intake. second, this is supposed to be relaxing so why are we going to the gym?