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captainjimothy · 6 days ago

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favorite stage of qunt hatesex has to be when they've been hooking up long enough that the hate has started to phase out and it's just kinda regular sex atp, and they're both aware of this, and they're both absolutely fuming about it. i may be kissing your ears but i am NOT your friend and i will DIE on that hill

#qunt #when i started this i wasn't expecting to find a narrative arc for them but genuinely it IS there in the text #they wanna kill each other - they slowly start liking each other - they break up - they make up #this is why the fic is so long. i realized i cant just one and done killing eachother sex #well i could. but i wanna get to the funny part at least #i've also greatly enjoyed rating the types of bj according to how intimate they are on ferenginar #hands on ears--least intimate #then hands on dick #then mouth on dick #then mouth on ears--which is a big leap up from the last one + the most meaningful type #and with the way ferengi heads are arranged basically any mouth above the chest is gonna be considered capital i intimate #so i have this running gag where they keep having to stop and redirect bc they get too close to that line #and then eventually....when they have enough tension built up...they cross it <3 #[you may ask yourself. surely ferengi have tried dick on ears. and tbh. this is considered extremely degrading. or kinky]#[which means im gonna put it in the killingeachother sex]#jimothy writes

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