#[scar.txt]

[scarlettriot]

Someone asks Kiri if he’s a tits or ass kinda guy and the man scrunches up his face and looks mildly offended and very confused.

“Whaddya mean tits or ass? I don’t like one over the other! I like tits and ass! And thighs! And tummies, and arms, and smile lines, and… and I’m just a people kinda guy, alright! I like people!”

He says with big ole hearts in his eyes.

[dieno-tsuki]

his smirk pisses me off so much i need to see him whimpering and begging

[sandman-salesman]

Some people may try to tell you that we no longer have a monopoly on dark oak and/or sand. Just because we aren’t the only ones selling doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still come to us! I have personally seen the quality of dark oak that others may try to sell you, and it is VERY poor! Make sure that YOUR wood can stand up to the pressure! Only 8.99/log at Monopoly Mountain ONLY!

[canonemeraldduo]

The christmas kids, were nothing but a gift.

And love is a tower where all of us can live,

SORRY FOR LACK OF MY USUAL CONTENT. I AM AUTISM AN WALLY BE UPON YE

[pixxl-axolotl]

hey guys due to popular demand (its me im the popular demand) someone should send me cute etho/scar fics. can be platonic or romantic but hardly any of these exist for some reason and i would like more of them in my vicinity.

[scarlikebite]

I need Ei to give me one of those hugs that seems like it would be bone crushing but it’s actually so completely soft and secure. One hand cradling the back of my head and just tucking me against him while his other arm entirely ensnare my waist and makes sure I stay right there. Complete with little forehead kisses and an endless stream of reassurance that things will settle eventually.

[irlgoodtimeswithscar]

Friendly reminder we are a quoigenic system! If this bothers you, feel free to block us and/or unfollow!

[spaceysoupy]

Sorry I blacked out and reblogged Eminem buys a car 30 times yeah the spirit of Eminem possessed me yeah it will happen again

[empiresblrmybeloved]

omg i had a thought about apocalypses and such and also tcd!! (unrelated to the au,, it's just my brainrot </3) could the apocalypse have been caused by a nuclear reactor explosion,, or just some sort of explosion kinda like the fallout games?? it would make sense for everything to get so cold/snowy in tcd because i'm pretty sure an explosion like that would cause everything to get super cold!! and all of the destroyed buildings would be because of that too,,,

YOU ARE QUICKLY BECOMING ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE. FALLOUT OMG. <- we fucking love fallout.

But yeah!! TDC being cause by an explosion would be so cool!! I wonder how the virus spreads though, is it the radiation, something else? Or a mix???

[brnzen]

Just saw a cheeseburger crossing the road. Shit. You never see this in Canada.

[scarlettriot]

The husband went full Kiri mode tonight.

I had a day and a half at work, then got dental work done, got my ass home finally only to realize I was out of pads. He went out to the store for me except he had no idea what to buy except for ‘they need wings’.

So, I got a call from him and he rattled off every single brand this store had to figure out what I wanted!

“Babe, do they have L? It’s usually my go to.”

“No L… but they have U! Does U work?!” Bless him.

And then goes, “and what kind of ice cream would you like?”

THEN (as if that wasn’t enough) he calls me and asks, “are you in the mood for some McDonald’s?” AND THEN GOES THERE TOO!!

[dieno-tsuki]

if i bring my drafts down from the abominable number it is today to a slightly less repulsive one, i'll reward myself with the new blue lock episode

[sandman-salesman]

I’ve gotten several concerned emails lately concerning rumors of me and my business partner “attacking” or “killing” people. Rest assured, I would never treat my loyal customers in this way! Make sure to check out our website, the ONLY place you can get QUALITY DARK OAK in all the server! Only 9.99/log!

[canonemeraldduo]

Dedicates to the craft so hard that make a new oc not my style

"The Klutz of the Neighborhood, and a light shone on any situation, Nova Nightlight is one of the most understanding in the lineup of their friends! As much as the show has been reported to end at every evening, Nova has brought light to the other side of the view, being that they refer to the moon! Double guessing, Wonderous, and Open minded, There isn't often a sour situation turned sweet when their view is provided!"

More info about their character is provided below!

According to previous guestbook entries, Nova was starred in Welcome Home's Pilot Episode, "The Neighborhood Welcomes You", being remembered as they were introduced at the tail end of the episode, guiding Wally and his friends back home, from venturing to the gates of Welcome Home.

These claims have often been accompanied to the fact that their design has had a major rehaul upon further episodes, seeing the change of both body and hair composition, which makes restoration of these old pilot designs rather difficult, due to the lack of photography of the end of the pilot.

In further episodes, Nova is often seen reading to themselves Bedtime stories in the daytime, often commented on by Frank, who doesnt seem to mind, but the two tend to nitpick on each other affectionately. These bits would often be recalled in the same vein of "cat and mouse chase", even if the chase lead to bumping into someone and knocking something down again.

Their general theme recalled to by previous watchers, was simply about self love and acceptance, being that they were covered in their offbrand patches, but The Neighborhood loved them all the same, even before their patches! But they cant ever seem to remember where they got them from...

There are at least 2 accounts of a scrapped script of Nova speaking with Wally about the importance of the night, but there are currently no files or evidence that suggest that this had happened in either the pilot or the running seasons.

In the most recent and new findings of Nova, there is One Photographed Beta of an Existing Nightlight doll! These designs resemble their pilot looks though, more than the seasons they were featured in. Their clothes seem bare, and arms and legs filled with cotton, as the dolls fabric seemed to be made to be coloured on by accompanied markers, and a star in their chest, where if you press down on it, the mechanism would light up for what we can only assume to be the whole night, or at least an hour, so it wouldn't burn the child.

ǝpᴉɥʇuoʍʎǝɥʇǝǝsʇuoʍno⅄

[pixxl-axolotl]

me rn. if u even care

[scarlikebite]

Regardless of gender, I find it very attractive when someone lets me go ahead of them in traffic or waits and tells me to cross at a sidewalk.