#[poorly drawn pokedex]

[skylertheminish]

Given Absol's lore and how they're mistaken for bringing disaster you know for a fact they'd try to warn Kamura village about the coming Rampage!

After enough research is done they're realise they don't bring disaster but warn of its coming. Still being seen as an Omen but not the cause of it at least.

The beast that keeps disturbing our village.

[waythecrumblecookies]

What if in legends arceus, Cyllene and Laventon overestimated Rei or Akari's (the player) artistic ability in making the pokedex.

Like "Oh, your back from your first real day on the job. Let's see how you did with the pokedex- what the fuck is this?" and the pages are full of illegible writing and poorly drawn stick figure pokemon.

Especially considering the player's character would not be used to using ancient form of writing tools all while dealing with wild pokemon in harsh environments.

Cyllene: "This is a joke, right?"

Rei or Akari nervously sweating: "uhh... yes?" (has never written with anything more complicated than a ballpoint pen or pencil)

[smoothbrainstuff]

Those people who go on those Poorly drawn pokedex posts and yap about how "it's not bad" and "you shouldn't call it that" despite the creator constantly insisting their right to call it poorly drawn just for those people to keep pushing back are annoying as fuck ngl

[meeep-morp]

I got a lil guy 🥺

Lookit them!! Just a lil lad of a fellow!!!

hey look up "[your birth month(in numbers not words)][your birth day] pokemon". if it's over 1025 remove the last digit. that's you as a pokemon now what did you get

[trainerjames88]

I drew my favorite Pokémon, Primarina, for my birthday. I hope you all enjoy! ❤️😊🎂❤️

[pokedexdrawnpoorly]

#005: Charmeleon

[gallus-rising]

hey guys ask me literally anything abt my homebrew pokemon region i’m in the mood to flesh things out

gist of the region is: Salmar is a swampy peninsula w a few islands. the main thing going on (besides the pokemon league ofc) is the region is trying to deal w 1: invasive species of pokemon out competing the natives and 2: poaching, both of pokemon and plant life

the invasive pokemon problem is to the point where more common ones make up their own subset of the pokedex, and trainers are encouraged report back what they see in the wilderness

poorly drawn region map below

[neilsanders]

GOTTA SHARE THEM ALL!!

Search ‘theboogley’ on giphy and share my poorly drawn fantasy pokedex! giphy.com/stickers/transparent

[returntorule]

former heroes who quit too late; who just wanna fill up the trophy case again and in the end i'll do it all again i think you're my best friend

the kids aren’t alright - fall out boy

Name → Green Oak Closed character, played by Andres Age → 21 Occupation → Gym Leader Affiliation → Neutral Pokemon Team → Pidgeot, Machamp, Gyarados, Rhyperior, Umbreon, Tyranitar Aesthetics →

Grass stains and ripped jeans, windswept hair and clear sunny mornings, a careless grin and blood on the first four knuckles. Green is a force of nature, beautiful and reckless and near unstoppable when he has his mind set on something. He’s breathtakingly passionate in battle, but there’s a hidden softness, a keen curiosity and sharp mind that lends itself equally well to lab work and research. The only obstacle is figuring out what it is he really wants.

Bio →

To Green’s understanding, his mother was a youngin when Daisy and he were born: a teenager, sans any father to be seen. Minus a few pictures small, curious young hands dug out of an old dusty box, time dusted away with a swipe of a thumb, he hasn’t even a clue what his mother even looks like. His old lady dropped ‘em off, dumped ‘em onto their grandfather and skipped town– or God knows where, really. What were they? Unwanted pests? Years it took Green Oak through the ages to come to terms with the reality, though animosity and deep rooted feelings of abandonment aren’t easily shaken.

Ignorant eyes read the growing child a little rambunctious, something defiant, and arrogant. Green has few friends growing up, notably Red. It’s not easy branching out socially when you’ve got a mouth on you and an attitude, the blood ties with his own kin are somewhat awkward.

Eevee, she’s called Eevee, and while Green has been around Pokemon all his life given his caretaker a Pokemon professor, this one’s his. Challenging Red the first thing he does as a Pokemon trainer, then he sets off on his journey, tasked with a Pokedex from his grandfather– Red is given one too, of course. Something stirs in his gut, determination perhaps… perhaps jealousy. Either way, he’s going to complete it first, he’s going to collect his very first gym badge before Red, he’ll reign as champion first; He’s going to do it all on his own and by damn when the sun sets, someone’s going to be proud of him.

And Green does what he sets out to do, with a few losses here and there, but he does it, claims his throne as champion, feels like a king in the still of time too. Just as anticipated, his crimson clad rival steps through the doors of the champion’s chamber of the Indigo Plateau. Rocks his world too. Blood, sweat, and tears were forfeited to lead to this very day, and there he stood. Defeated. Humiliated. A two second champion. Where did he go wrong? Samuel Oak storms in shortly after the devastating loss, congratulating Red on his win, praising him then turning to scold his own grandson, words cutting like daggers. Icing on the cake. The green monster creeps in on his back again as the two vanish from his sight side by side.

Red’s gone. Poof. Disappeared into thin air. Kid think he a magician or something? Tch. For weeks the mutters under his breath speak ill of Red but as time goes by and there’s no sign of the champion, it hurts somehow. He blames himself, scorns Red, chastises himself, it’s a vicious cycle. He should’ve been better to him, to one of the very few people he actually held close in this life. A familiar feeling prickles at his heart, he knows this, he’s been through it, he can’t help it.

Time clocks anyway and along the way Green takes over the missing spot as gym leader of Viridian City. Wins some, loses some. Things are stagnant, life feels dull. Gray. Eventually he sheds the funk that’d enveloped him. Although things between his grandfather himself are still a little uneasy, he finds his person drawn to the profession of Pokemon professor. Kalos in his cross hairs, time is taken off from the gym – he can afford to sacrifice a year – studying under Sycamore, absorbing what the region has to offer.

Today, Green Oak can be sought out in Viridian after you’ve fought your way up to collecting seven badges. Word of mouth says Red and Green oversaw Battle Tree in Alola a couple years back too. The man got around.

Connections →

Sam Oak. Grandfather. Awkwardness. Jealousy is an ugly word, but it’s how Green often felt when dealing with his grandfather’s interaction with others. From the very beginning, perhaps it’s why he’d striven so hard to be the best when he finally gained freedom. All the hard work and effort fell moot in the end, all he’d dreamt of accomplishing was an “I’m proud of you.” While Green isn’t a little boy anymore, when the two are in a room together or simply communicating via phonecall, there’s a certain stiffness present. Even so, Green’s infinitely grateful for the man taking he and Daisy in.

Red. Rival. Best friend. The kid who dwelled down the road in the teeny inhabited Pallet Town, a boy Green’s child counterpart took to rather quickly. Then, a set off of a journey shifted the dynamic in the friendship the two shared; Green treated Red poorly, like he had something to prove, and there was a constant need to one up the boy, tear him down– their relationship evolved into a rivalry. For years following Red’s disappearance Green dwelled over his vile actions despite the slight feelings of abandonment with Red’s vanishing act, despite the feelings of defeat of being bested by the other. He felt bad, Red was the closest person he had. Eventually Red reared his head once again, and between the two they picked up the pieces and patched up the rips and tears.

Augustine. Friend. Worries about. Kalos’ very own Professor Sycamore Green formally met when he was sixteen. Green’s sights were set on becoming a Pokemon professor and to his relief, Augustine was easily swayed– working alongside his grandfather wasn’t exactly preferred arrangement. The professor was his mentor, Kalos was a region he knew little of. The year flew smoothly under Augustine, they keep in touch here and there. What’s more is the professor’s involvement with the remnants of Team Flare. Sure, they say they’ve an opposing stand in Galactic and other gangs of thugs’ recent speaking out, three years ago though, their attempted atrocity spoke volumes otherwise.

[otiksimr]

Poorly drawn Eevee line

[hatedboss]

remember that one slowpoke that had its tail cut off by grunts (you find it in the aether building on rt 8 right before you meet col.ress) --- was that supposed to be the same pokemon you rescued by the cemetary?? bc that one definitely still had its tail and the grunts even said that they were gonna try to sell the pokemon, like the entire thing, rather than its tail. and also skull isn’t really a team focused on any particular goal? like team rocket was chopping up slowpokes like no one’s business bc they wanted the money but it doesn’t really seem to be about the money with team skull. plus i think if ya boy/plumes found out that grunts were keeping a pokemon around just to chop it up and profit they would....not react well. like you’re gonna tell guz that you’re holding onto a pokemon just to repeatedly abuse it and profit that would!!! go over very poorly

headcanon under the cut bc it got rambly lmao

personally i hc that there were, in fact, 2 slowpokes --- one that was gonna be sold wholesale by the grunts and one that had its tail chopped. maybe the grunts were working together but the 2 chickened out of mutilating the pokemon and decided to sell the whole thing, while another grunt actually did chop off the tail. when guz found out the grunt was kicked out of the team, probably chased from the mansion in a big way, a couple grunts were tasked with dropping the pokemon off outside of an aether building since pokemon centers are all well and good but aether is more dedicated to rehabilitation so would be better suited to caring for the pokemon. the grunts were seen with the slowpoke so skull got the blame for being the group who chops up pokemon for profit and while it’s not true, damage control on their reputation isn’t really a main concern for guz so there was no effort to set the record straight. but it was made clear to the grunts that causing trouble and being public nuisances is all well and good, go ahead and steal pokemon like it’s nobodies business, but there is a hard line drawn at outright abuse.

THAT BEING SAID i could also see it totally being an accident bc apparently slowpoke tails just......fall off, no muss no fuss no pain, to the point where the tails are a pretty common household meal (the moon pokedex literally describes how to cook a slowpoke tail in traditional alolan home cooking fashion), so it also could have been a complete misunderstanding could you imagine being the grunts who go sobbing to the bosses bc they had a slowpoke and its tail fell off and omg did they hurt it is it okay what should they do??????

[otiksimr]

Poorly drawn Vulpix line [redo]

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Poorly drawn Aron line

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Poorly drawn Mareep line

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Poorly drawn Spinda

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Poorly drawn Pichu line [redo]