#[not trying to deny the legitimacy here this whole scenario is amazing]

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“Jeffrey” - a SQUiP on the internet?

An odd phenomenon is occurring on tumblr today: a user claiming to be a SQUiP is messaging blogs around the site.

Users have nicknamed this entity “Jeffrey,” a name it seems to have reluctantly adopted.

Apparently, this SQUiP has a favorite element, helium. Though it claims to only display this preference for those its interacting with, which it has taken up as temporary users. 

Whether this user is truly a SQUiP is up to debate. While they appear quite knowledgeable about the functions of the technology, these details are seldom shared freely by SQUiPS or their creators.

Furthermore, this user claims to be a SQUiP that functions outside of a user, a phenomenon with little documentation. It also failed to sync up over the internet.

While the integrity of the scenario remains in limbo, you can decide for yourself by contacting their newly-minted blog, @a-superquantumunitintelprocessor. Or, catch up on the current events by searching through @anonyb0b’s messaging history with the user.