#[idk]

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

Get behind me, WotR!!!

[tsarjozinzbazin]

Snow blindness

[beehunterkisser]

OCs are just for playing dressup

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

this was funnier in my head but whatever:

A bat family member accidentally calls Tim “Red Robin” (or a recognizable variation) in a semi public area which somehow then gets leaked to the internet and media (Babs was at a wedding or smth) Rumors of THE Timothy Drake-Wayne being Red Robin?! Does that mean his whole family are vigilantaties or just him?

Anyways Tim has to make a public announcement that he was, once in the past, in fact Red Robin, BUT he means the Red Robin restaurant Mascot and then shared pictures of him in the Mascot suit (which Jason stole for him) he has never wanted to die faster or to be disowned quicker. (Bruce and Damian are miffed about the code name slip up but Dick, Jason, Stephanie, Duke, Barbra, Harper, Kon, Cassie, Bart, and Cass are having the time of their lives.)

[doodl3b3ans]

Can we agree that cottage cheese and rice pudding is nasty? Like…ew

[jvnart]

Gai Week ✨️ Team

Gai: alright Team! Meet-

Gai: gemna, choza-sensei & ebisu

Choza: hello!

Genma: hey

Ebisu: pleasure to meet the three of you!

Gai: this is rock oee, tenten, and neji!

Choza: we are so proud of you, gai!

Tenten: whata with the headbands? Are you balding?

Lee: TENTEN!!

[usernamesaresohardimconflicted]

I thought it said take someone from 2025 and put them on a 2025 website, and honestly, it still made perfect sense.

I think if you put someone from 2005 onto a website from 2025 without the slow creep we've lived through, they'd think they had malware

[fr0gdr00lz]

I know you’re a fan of my sweat

[haveihitanerve]

Batboys centric in which they come to the realization that Bruce is pretty (not romantically, the kind of pretty when you look at your mom's wedding photos and see her in an amazing dress).

Bruce isn't used to people seeing him as pretty, but her Brucie Wayne persona because that's the whole point of it.

ohohoho i have a hunch this is you and also this is sooooo interesting... lemme see what i got-

“Do you want to come to the tavern with me?” 

The words caught Dick off guard. Both because he hadn’t heard anyone say “tavern” in years, and because Bruce had said it.

“Um?” He glanced up from where he was sprawled over the couch, looking away from his phone. “Yeah? Sure?”

Bruce hummed, reaching up a hand as though to run it through his hair, then thought better of it, and dropped it again. For good reason too.

Dick tripped as he stood, eyes glued to his father, blown wide. Bruce frowned, glancing down at himself.

“What's wrong?” He asked, concerned.

Dick’s cheeks burned and he ducked under Bruce’s arm, heading up the stairs. “Nothing, nothing, I’m just gonna get changed.” He muttered, hurrying up the stairs and ducking behind the corner.

Because what the fuck.

Dick peeked back out, daring a glance back down the stairs at his Dad.

Bruce was wearing a loose fitted light pink tank top, tucked half heartedly into deep navy slacks, hair styled away from his face in a way that clearly revealed his age.

It wasn’t to say that Dick had never seen his Dad in different versions of undressed. Quite the contrary. Their line of work required levels of nudity, whether while dressing an injury, showering, or working their secret identity personas.

But this… Dick shook his head, heading to his room to grab some clothes to change into.

Bruce was… pretty. 

The next time it happened, Dick had witnesses. Jason and Tim were sitting in the den with him, pretending to watch a movie.

Truly, only Jason was actually focused on the story, as it was a movie that had come out when he’d been dead, but Tim would look up on occasion, usually only to draw Jason into a quick debate before dropping his attention back to his phone.

Dick himself was listening to the movie like an audiobook, a real book propped up halfheartedly on his stomach.

“Tim, could you help me quickly?” Bruce called, a moment before he entered the den.

Tim dropped his phone, eager for an excuse to have some work to do, faltering only for a second when he realized the task wasn't case work. No, instead it was much much worse.

Dick lifted his book, cheeks burning, as Jason stared, eyes wide, jaw dropped.

Tim, however, seemed completely unbothered, hands moving quickly and effortlessly to help Bruce out before he dropped back into the seat.

Bruce ruffled his hair with a light smile, pressing a kiss to his forehead. “Thanks Timmy. Boys.” He nodded at his eldest and exited again.

“Tim.” Jason hissed the second he was out of hearing, and Dick dropped his book.

Tim, who had returned to his phone, completely unruffled, glanced up, frowning when he spotted their gagged expressions. “What?” He asked, puzzled.

“You just-” Jason floundered.

“You just helped lace Bruce up in a corset.” Dick hissed. Tim blinked, mind whirring.

“Yes?” He finally agreed, still perplexed. “And this is important because…??”

“He’s pretty.” Jason scowled.

Tim laughed. “Guys, you do realize that our Dad is Bruce Wayne right??? The guy who wins every fashion contest? The guy our classmates call hotter than Superman?? The one person where guys go “i’m not gay but…” and girls go “i’m not straight but…” That Bruce Wayne, yeah?”

Dick scowled. “Yes. We’re aware. I’ve had to deal with those comments about him for much longer than you ever have.” He shot petulantly.

Tim raised his hands, brows furrowed. “Then what's the big deal???”

“We know he’s hot.” Jason snapped. “But he’s… he’s just.” He looked at Dick for help.

“He’s never been pretty.” Dick supplied. “Hot, yeah sure, handsome, okay, sexy, ugh, fine. But- but pretty??? He can’t leave the house like that. My ears will never recover.”

Jason nodded his agreement, looking like a grim military general at war and not a child discussing his fathers attraction level.

Tim looked at both of them, laughed, and propped his feet up on the table, picking up his phone again, chuckling like a supervillain.

“Oh man. And y’all haven't even seen him in a dress yet.” 

um. so.. okay. Firstly, I'm so sorry for the long wait, I just uh have been really busy and unmotivated and yeah im so sorry 😭- secondly, this is not like, even close to what you asked... and i also apologize for that, but i figured better late than never? and its like... kind of in line with what you asked so... yay? anyway sorry and here and hope you like it even tho its not what you asked :)

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

drugs I think the batfam would consume:

Dick Grayson: As Robin) Snorting pixie sticks. As Nightwing) Snorting pixie sticks.

Jason Todd: As Robin) green tea. As Red Hood) black tea.

Tim Drake: As Robin) Caffeine. As Red Robin) Caffeine + cocaine

Damian Wayne: holy water (to prove he is not a demon)

Stephanie Brown: as Robin) gummy worms. As Spoiler) gummy sharks

Cassandra Cain: kool-Aid with 4 cups of added sugar

Bruce Wayne: before kids) Alcohol+ after kids) Tylenol

[chunkysoup22]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

surviving the current age of internet means saying no to subscriptions and premiums for basic features. you must endure the inconvenience of not being able to use every server emoji in discord. you must build the patience to find alternatives like NewPipe so you can listen to music on youtube while your phone screen sleeps. do Not give these corporations your limited disposable income. tiktok not letting me view videos on my phone without downloading the app? i will outlast tiktok and the execs will be remembered as dull,disgusting capitalists. listen to me, listen to me. if you do not know how to pirate shows from hulu, learn. if you can't pirate it, it is not worth the money to rent it. please i'm on my hands and knees. do not accept this form of internet.

[sofseashell]

my name is caine i am your bitch

[scentedluminarysoul]

I fucking hate leftists sometimes, especially the terminally online kind

I still think queer and non-white people and women etc are, you know. Human beings

i find the whole "i had unpleasant experiences with leftists before so now im a raging fascist" narrative incredibly funny because we have all had unpleasant experiences with leftists before. it comes free with being a leftist

[doodl3b3ans]

ITS NOT CANCELED!!!!