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[great-shot-terrible-gambler]

He's looking over Crow's reports.

I know we're not from the same timeline and everything but...

SAVATHÛN?

THE WITNESS?

...and you all actually found a way to utilize the Darkness?

Unbelievable...

[anotherhumanpet]

Dennis sighs a heavy and weary sigh before wiping off the mini whiteboard that is magnetized to the refrigerator.

It has been 0 days since the last household fight.

[lewinthelighton]

"The grey demons are that powerful? Now I definitely have to talk to them!"

[saviorclaimed]

If anyone heard him honk, no you did not.

[cliff-and-the-kid]

Alright, time to step up to the tray as a guardian (or however that saying goes). Cliff takes it upon himself to snag a couple of king size mattresses, about a dozen pillows, and a heap of blankets of various weights and textures.

He sets the whole lot down in front of the television, sets up an online order for food delivery, and finally, goes to collect some teenagers who Are Not doing as well as they'd like everyone else to think.

[gunslinginnhogtyin]

Butch is casually picking his teeth with what looks to be a pointed bone.

“Toothpick? Sorta. This’s natures toothpick! A ‘coons baculum bone. When y’prep it th’ right way, it’ll get int’ every nook n’ cranny ‘round yer teeth.”

[ratwhsprs]

"Ratatouille was a cute movie to be sure, but I bear the curse of rat knowledge and knowing rats pee on food that they know is safe to eat to let other rats in their colony know the same thing."

"So yeah, I wouldn't eat anything prepared by a rat, Disney magic or not."

[pri-rp]

"I'm all ready for Boo's eve! Instead of a big even this year I've decided to go out trick or treating myself... with a twist." She gives a wink before spinning in her costume. "Can you guess what I am?"

[violetgleams]

The Sailing of Mut is today! Among more traditional aspects of prayer and offerings (seared salmon and green tea!), he's accented in blue and white and is going to spend some time by the bay this morning, admiring the sights and finding a place to meditate.

[great-shot-terrible-gambler]

[anotherhumanpet]

Of course the night everyone frets and he feels like shit over it is the same night he's going to come home bruised and scratched up too. None of it is life threatening, but none of it is pretty or easy to hide either. He was too distracted, got sloppy with his work, and--

Dennis sighs. This is why he needs this training but now no one's ever going to let him out after this. If only running away was an option.

...he'll just sit on the curb outside the dorm for a while. Maybe a decent enough cover story will come to him sooner rather than later.

[123mirage]

"Look, I don't care how seasonally appropriate it is. There is no slaggin' way I'm doing THAT."

[helicrazy]

His job is done.

[lewinthelighton]

Well at least this place has a TV.

[thelastknight]

"i do not wish to fight I am simply traveling"

@exiled-megs

He raises an eyebrow and replies. "I'm too tired to fight and you're not the Megatron I know. So it's all fine." He's only just come out of stasis. Fighting now would be like trying to dance ballet while drunk. Or something like that.

[cliff-and-the-kid]

WELP. They got one of the ridiculous holiday asks with an equal number of human slang and visual glyphs. Cliffjumper promptly covered Sierra's face and deleted it, though, which at least made the kid laugh.