#[i did it i finally decided on a backstory for my son im uwu]

[keebzcoolmailbox]

how tall is shu?

“I think I answered this, but there ain’t no harm in answering it again, right?”

“I’m about 171 centimeters. Totally forgot what that is in those American terms. About 5′ 7″? Not sure. Sometimes when I’m feelin’ a lil’ naughty I’ll wear these really cute boots that make me a bit taller, though I can’t remember for the life of me exactly what it is~!”

[cureicy]

Mary Keay rant (spoilers up to 111)

MARY KEAY?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MARY KEAEY GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING HUSBAND MURDERING RAT OLD BITCH SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN CRACKHEAD MOTHERFUCKING MARY KEAY

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MARY KEAY I HATE HER SO MUCH WHY DOES SHE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP DREAMS WHY DID SHE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST GROOM HER KID FOR EVIL IS SHE “NOT LIKE OTHER HUMANS” IS SHE TRYING TO UWU THE ELDRITCH FEAR ENTITIES WOMAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS WOMAN’S FACE AND I KNOW SHE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST TATTOOS GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said mary keays waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with mary keay speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when she is mentioned or alive

i dont know why people dont hate her more. she had a kid for the sole purpose of making a legacy but i am just mad because its covered up under all the other shitty stuff other people do on screen

she better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if shes just some entitled thief whos a fan of generational trauma and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make her regret her actions cuz if she didnt Im going to make her myself

paypal.com/IFuckingHateMaryKeay

episodes not even about her. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be her skin page and I lost it

where the fuck is mary key if shes not rotting in hell im going to so deeply wish she was

crusty abusive bitch

ill punch mary and her sad frail necromancy addled twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and she will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book she kept on her at all times simply titled You Fucked Up A Perfectly Good Son. Look At Him, He’s Got Anxiety in ancient sanskrit

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when mary died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the woman who put her son through so many utterly fucked up experiences