#[hidden watcher: dash commentary]

[gensokyogarden]

"Can I date the only male in Gensokyo too?"

[chittychittybangbang]

“... Things seem to be pretty quiet...” Chitty was tapping his leg, trying to keep from jumping up. “... So does this mean I get all the oil?”

[gensokyogarden]

"♪Sakuya, you're no longer a child I do not doubt you mean it well But now there is a higher call Who cares about your lonely soul We strive towards a larger goal Our little lives don't count at all♪"

[gensokyogarden]

"My favorite part of Touhou Part 2.5 is when Yukari throws Ultimate Lifeform Hecatia into space."

[gensokyogarden]

"Seiga is behind Tiana-"

"Hey I'm here to tell you that we are NOT doing this gag Rumia."

She tosses Rumia into the backrooms.

[gensokyogarden]

"Of course, Yukari, not being a God, favors something like a shinkigami. She can't create her own servants and has to rely on what she could offer to others. Which means putting in so much effort to do mathematics. Something like this is far more convenient."

She holds a sack doll in her hand. Her other hand extended towards it open palmed. Life energy began to flow from her and to the doll in a sudden burst of power until, within moments ...

"The square root of 4096 is 64. A^2+B^2=C^2. 12.72 squared is equal to 161.7984."

"What do you think? This is an arithmetic fairy. It represents the existence of basic mathematics in natural law. Kind of like my own little calculator."

[gensokyogarden]

"♪The time is near So near it's stirring the blood in their veins And yet beware Don't let the wine go to your brains♪"

"♪For the army we fight is a dangerous foe With the men and the arms that we never could match Oh its easier to sit here and swat them likes flies But the national guard will be harder to catch♪"

"♪We need a sign To rally the people To call them to arms To bring them in line!♪"

[gensokyogarden]

"That's ... hmmm, no. That couldn't be Rumia, could it?"

[chittychittybangbang]

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