#[final pam voice] i will take a hammer and FIX the canon!

[rabid-roach]

sometimes you write things and are just... Wow, I Wrote A Thing

[thatthirdtriplet]

Relationship:

Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake

Characters:

Tim Drake Cassandra Cain

Mentioned:

Batman and Robin (mentioned)

Additional Tags:

Slice of Life brother-Sister Relationships found family mentioned Batfamily (DCU) Tim: is anyone gonna take care of this homeless girl or do i have to do everything myself Cass: this tiny human makes so many mouth noises for someone trying to be sneaky Protective Tim Drake protective Cassandra Cain the weird feral child version of domesticity Tim Drake's superpower is research no beta we die like superman did that one time Tim canonically taught himself safecracking for funnies Jason Todd is Robin jack and Janet Drake's C+ Parenting/Final Pam voice/ I take the hammer and I FIX the canon

Summary:

His curiosity might easily have been satisfied by a couple late-night birdwatching expeditions: you can only ride the high of discovering Batman's secret identity for so long. But instead Tim meets a mysterious homeless girl whose many particular skills do not include speech, and things spiral out from there pretty rapidly.

(featuring: aggressive mutual caretaking, the minutiae of communicating with someone who does not understand language, the minutiae of living in Gotham, some cameos, and two feral children doing their fumbling best to be good examples for each other)

[shitty-fallout-art]

Bethesda breaks Canon to do things that aren't cool so I think you're super allowed to break it if it is for Rule of Cool.

Final Pam voice: “I will take a hammer and FIX the companion”

[dreamcrow]

🎤 and or 💡 please! ♡(´⌣`ʃƪ)

💡what inspires your fic ideas?

limitless gay yearning, mostly! but also (as you well know) sometimes... sometimes. u just gotta rescue that character from canon. be grateful for what gave them to u! but also.

[final pam voice] take a hammer... and fix the baby (ง •̀_•́)ง

🎤fave line in a fic you wrote?

"i—i'd like to kiss you, if that's alright" / "a bridge of green light; like a dream, like magic" / "some weaknesses, dear heart, even you can't burn out"

[genaleah]

You came up with a much better child of Aku plotline than canon, months ago, as a joke. That just floors me.

I have more ideas for that AU, in regards to this season. I’m working on a pretty big SJ fan-content thing right now, but maybe I’ll do some stuff with that afterward.

[maydayparkers]

Thoughts on Ned ❤️

Absolute King 👑

We know he’s just the general idea of Ganke Lee with Ned Leeds’ name but god damn it I will take the scraps marvel barely left out and I will make a 3 course meal in my head so help me

Also forever annoyed by Ned being constantly used as an accessory to Peter the few times he’s actually remembered in fanon (sometimes canon.......) HES HIS OWN CHARACTER YOU UGLIES

Because I’m a lore whore, I’d love to see fanon mix the random tidbits of 616 that come up + what we have already and find a way to layer the good boy (if there’s a character that’s better off only knowing the surface level stuff it’s Ned Leeds god GOD)

*final pam voice* I will take the hammer lore and FIX the baby

[lovelyblupjeans]

Me, a writer: *final pam voice* I take hammer and fix the canon

[feeshies]

Your reputation is (Final Pam voice) "I will take a hammer and fix the canon."

what’s my fandom reputation

lmao, thank you (although i don’t always sought out to fix anything, i just overthink canon to the point of nonexistence)

[anakindidsomethingswrong]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren Characters: Rey (Star Wars), Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: teeth-aching fluff, Fix-it fic if you squint, Domesticity, No references to Ep. 9, Final Pam voice: "I WILL TAKE A HAMMER AND FIX THE CANON" Summary:

Years after, Rey and Ben are looking for a home. They find something else.

[pomrania]

Great AO3 tags III

Another archive dive, like I've done multiple times; but like I've done only twice before, I saved some of the more interesting tags I came across. As before, only one tag per fic.

arms are the natural prey of the lightsaber

a LOT of death to nameless background characters

1 (one) strategically placed meme

I didn't plan this ending to go like this

there is astonishingly little witch cult stuff in this one

I take my fist and I punch you right in the emotional solar plexus

stealthy timetravel gone wrong

cat solves all of your problems

1) Apply owl to eye; 2) ???; 3) Profit

murder witness/murderer to friends to lovers

im sitting here staring at my outline and crying lmao i just have bitch who can’t write disorder

Nameless McNoName gets briefly tortured

author foists their own trauma and struggles onto their fave

Sad kid gets some life advice from world's most jaded swordsman

This was a lot more fun to write than it really should have been.

Rickroll With A Live Orchestra

Abuse and Neglect of Historical Accuracy

Canon can suck my religious plurality

Horrible sin do not read

something dastardly happening?

These tags are cursed

summer romance where youre trying really hard not to have evil psychic powers

shit if u saw my previous chat fic remove it from memory

Taking Canon by the balls and throwing against the wall like a wet paper towel

Can slow burn apply for platonic family relationships? It does now

i would say it's an AU - Everyone Lives but that's not really accurate at all

eventual romance and all but also three losers with no friends becoming.......friends.....

An Entire Subplot Involving A Failed Exorcism

au where the apostolic church in port said is slightly closer to the shore

Looking Canon Dead In The Eye Before I Murder It

local author enrages dentists everywhere by giving everyone fucking cavities

AO3 Tags That Are Cheaper Than Therapy

[final pam voice] i take a hammer and FIX the canon

[krobuss]

*final pam voice* "i will take hammer and FIX the canon"

feed canon snack of the cleaner

[filipofmounthonora]

i made this and now yall have to see it, aka [final pam voice] I TAKE A HAMMER AND FIX THE CANON

(click for captions I guess??)

[thatvampireblog]

Me, looking at all the content after the first Lost Boys film: *final pam voice* I will take a hammer....FIX the Canon......

[radish-al]

Chapter two is now up! Please Read and Review!

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Overwatch (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Gérard Lacroix/Widowmaker | Amélie Lacroix Characters: Gérard Lacroix, Widowmaker | Amélie Lacroix Additional Tags: idk how to use french accents, pre-widowmaker but not pre overwatch, Pre Relationship, final pam voice: i will take a hammer and FIX the canon, gerard is kind of a fuckboy, I Would Die For Amelie Guillard, a "how they met!" scenario Summary:

Before there was Widowmaker, there was Amelie and Gerard Lacroix. Before them, there was Amelie Guillard - world renowned dancer and esteemed socialite. The world was in her fingertips. What was there that a beautiful, talented, smart mouthed young lady couldn't accomplish?

A kidnapping attempt throws her into the path of one Gerard Lacroix - furiously charming Overwatch agent and current darling of the military media. He's everything that drives her crazy; gorgeous, well spoken, athletic, intelligent, and most of all, cocky as can be about it. Amelie has never met such a frustrating man in her life. It's clear the best idea for her is to stay far, far away at all times . . .

Which is kind of hard to do, because he's just become her bodyguard.

[swiftkick404]

Your fanfic says about you: *In a Final Pam voice* "I will take HAMMER, and FIX THE CANON". Also "If you don't give your female characters some growth and depth I will give them a GIANT AXE and let them CARVE IT OUT OF THE REST OF YOUR STORY."

be still my heart. this is the highest compliment. thank you 

 well anyway i’m taking it as a compliment

[nerdydowntherabbithole]

Fandom: Is made from a thing that has bad story, problematic things, and general horribleness

People in the fandom: *Final pam voice* I am going to take a hammer and FIX the canon