#[breathes into a paper bag]

[asterdeer]

i'm going to fucking throw up. so many years of giving and i finally finally finally get to receive. whit saying he's proud of richard. whit THANKING richard for doing the right thing. whit encouraging richard to stay in odyssey again, reassuring him that he's wanted. whit OFFERING TO LET RICHARD CRASH WITH HIM QUESTION MARK??? whit telling richard that he can finally rest now. RICHARD SAYING. HE. WILL STAY. IN ODYSSEY. i'm in fucking tatters. this is all i've ever wanted or needed. this goes so far beyond watered crops and cleared skin. i'm ascending. bye.

[batmanego]

day 2 of work approaching i will have a roll breakfast today and i will ask to sit and i will show them my medical paperwork and they will all love me

[piratekenway]

pls call off the airship plan guys they have anti-aircraft shit

[felassan]

Dragon Age: "We heard you wanted to see more Taash 👀"

New screenshot of Taash! [source]

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 178

So first of all he’d like to say it wasn’t his fault. He wasn’t into magic stuff, that was all Billy’s schtick. So really, it is not Victor’s fault that he accidentally activates some sort of sigil and suddenly ends up with a very confused looking child. 

A young girl, maybe four or five, with bright red eyes, slightly pointed ears, and what looks to be some sort of living suit partially fused with her body. Alright, okay, he doesn’t have to freak out, he’ll just… call one of the Justice League Dark members and get her a spare shirt or something to wear until they come to the Watchtower!

It’s fine, he’s fine. He’s not having memories to when he first got melded with all of this tech that’s now a part of him and feeling sick at the idea of it happening to a child. 

He’s not fine. 

[gatalentan]

Lisa Ann Walter & Elaine Hendrix @ SAG Awards 2023

[whewchilly]

i know he’s gna cringecomment under the post when he’s done hyperventilating i just gotta wait him out

[mysterygrl20]

you ever see something so beautiful

[papermint-airplane]

WARNING: HUGE RANT AHEAD

As per the request from @nectar-cellar:

Oh boy prepare yourself for a foul-mouthed rant because I am MAD!!!! 😠😠😠😠 Not at you, NC. I love you. You can do no wrong in my eyes. 😘

No I am mad at this STUPID FUCKING SIM holy shit

OK FIRST OF ALL

He started life like THIS

What I can only describe as "Disney's Aladdin visits a dude ranch". Yes, I know I have used that exact outfit (minus the boots) for Roman before, shut up, you're not here to expose my hypocrisy, you're here to suffer with me because OH BOY DID I SUFFER.

Ok so he turned out like this. Not bad, you say? No. Bad. Very bad.

I SPENT TWO AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS ON THIS STUPID MOTHERFUCKER AND THERE'S STILL SOMETHING OFF ABOUT HIS FACE AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT AND I PUT CONTOURING MAKEUP ON HIS FACE AND YOU CAN BARELY SEE IT BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON, THIS SKINTONE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO COLOR MATCH TONIGHT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY BECAUSE I'M USUALLY GREAT AT COLOR MATCHING FUCK THIS GUY

Yeah so I got him in Live Mode and there is just something about him that is pissing me right the fuck off and I don't know what it is. Is it the eyes? Are the eyes too big? Jaw too square? I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!! I really feel like the eyes are too big but I kept shrinking his eyes until he literally looked like this .👄. and it still didn't help.

I went in and out of CAS at least 7 times and I can't figure out what's off and I can't fix it and I HATE HIMMMMMMMMMM

"Who's made of pixels and sucks ass? This guy!"

"Don't you just love me?"

NO I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH A BUS

I know that making masc men is a challenge for me. This is not new information. It's been a problem for 20 years, it'll be a problem for 20 more. I know what I find attractive in a man, I just don't know what looks good on a Sim. Know what I mean? No? Stop being difficult, you know exactly what I mean.

I also tried using NC's new torso and oh boy that was an adventure because the torso is fire and his face is A FUCKING DISASTER. There is something about his head and his torso that are incongruous with each other and I don't. know. what. it. is. It's driving me crazy. No correction, it has DRIVEN me crazy, past tense. I am crazy now and this fucker is why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF SHIT WHY DOESN'T HIS HEAD FIT WHAT DID I DO WRONG

I even expanded my slider multiples so I could fine tune things thinking that would help but no I think it made everything worse ESPECIALLY MY MENTAL HEALTH

I hate him. I HAAAAAAAAATEEE HIIIIIIIIIM

So by now you're like "Laura there's nothing wrong with him, Laura you're taking this too seriously, Laura he's fine" and I know. I KNOW! I STILL HATE HIM

And you're god dang right I put that fucker on a pole. If I get community labeled because of this shit heap, I'm gonna lose my shitting mind.

Literally fuck you, I hate you so much. I didn't even give you a name. Do you know what your name is? "Stupid asshole who won't behave" that's what your name is.

I even threw Monica the Devil Girl in there hoping that would help. It didn't.

Know what the worst part is?

I enjoyed this. I mean yeah sure I hated the whole process and I hate the result and I hate this Sim and in a minute, I'm going to have an alien Sim land a meteor on top of his head, but there's something really cathartic about just unloading all of your vitriol on a Sim, you know? And it was definitely a challenge and definitely out of my comfort zone. I'll have to keep trying until I make a male Sim (other than Roman and Aiden) that I'm happy with.

This was a learning experience for sure.

Piece of shit.

[eruptedinlight]

You know her heart is going !!!!!!!!! behind that vulcan facade

[qqueenofhades]

HOLD ON A MINUTE

WAIT WAIT WAIT

DOES THE CO-AUTHOR OF ROOK AND ROSE @alychelms FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR??!?!?!?!

[teamdilf]

I love how, in the odd-numbered Dragon Age games, my protagonists are generally capable, professional adults. In the even-numbered games, they’re feral hot mess gremlins* who break out in a rash the moment they need to actually be serious.

Given that Varric is the commonality here, let’s blame him.

*I know I haven’t actually dug in and played Rook yet but she’s going to be just as purple as my Hawke is.

[piratekenway]

COOLCOOLCOOL LOSING ONE HIT DIE IN A SUCCESS

[felassan]

with the new trailer and blogpost, I'm looking through some old theory posts like 👁️..

A possible link between Ghilan'nain and the Executors: [link] [March 2020]

Elgar'nan as the Big Bad and walking the earth again [link] [7 year old post]

The figure with horns and pointy ears from the December 2020 trailer as Elgar'nan (because of the 'sun disc') [link] [February 2021]

The centipede-humanoid figure could be Ghilan'nain [link] [3 year old post]

The Balrog Theory, on "What the Evanuris in their greed could unleash" : [link 1 - also on Arlathan and the Black City], [link 2], [link 3], [link 4] [an 8 year old idea]

The Evanuris Were [all] Dragons[haped sometimes]? [link] [7 year old post]

Flemythal needs Solas to succeed in releasing the Evanuris because otherwise she can't get her revenge on them for killing her [link] [8 year old post]

Some other old bits n pieces:

What Tamlen Saw

Will the banished gods return?

Ancient interactions between elves, humans and dwarves + What Mythal Did

[wizzard890]

Bastian and Volo - The Antichrist and his Hound

There once was a boy who served in a castle. The noble family who lived there paid him no mind.

One day, like a blow through the heart, that boy saw God.

Something bright. Something terrible. Something holy, greater than every blazing star: Bastian, second issue of the Duke of Burgundy, seething and ambitious and wrathful.

Souls depart the body through the eyes; the boy never looked away.

.

Bastian was eighteen when he noticed Volo: the young son of a stablehand who had taught himself to read, to carry, to serve. Desperately ready to file himself into a cold and razored sword for Bastian's hand, if only that hand would close like a collar around his neck.

And so, in time, Bastian seized him.

.

It is your turn to see them now, years on, as the storm gathers.

Ecce homo: A Conqueror on a pale horse, his banners flying behind him, with a hunger for heaven on his lips and a burning crown on his head. But that which truly bears his glory runs at his heel.

Ecce canis: A chaste and brutal Galahad, rimed with frost, leading the legions of his Lord to any end, any dictate, as long as he is granted the final honor of slitting his own throat on Bastian's altar.

They are linked by a silver chain. God to slave, king to knight, love to worship. Even death cannot break it.

.

There once was a dog who served his master. The dragon who holds his leash will never let it go.

[oldbutchdaniel]

there's literally nothing i can say but lets die. lets meet up and die.