#[blorbo tag]

[lynxfrost13]

Rotating a potential new STAR unit oc… really old gal who lost her cadre in some horrible accident and she’s not the laidback suave girl she used to be but what can she do!

[paintalyx]

the funniest thing about ttrpgs is that you can create a guy and say "his name is blorbo bleebus. he sucks severely. i hope that many misfortunes befall blorbo bleebus. he does not deserve to be happy." and at least one of your friends will immediately jump in to say "noooo... don't bully blorbo bleebus... i love blorbo bleebus..."

[passionpeachy]

I miss you so much, child of the stars ✨ (reupload)

[soullessjack]

[seth-whumps]

logical men in suits disheveled exhausted and unable to stand on their own my beloved. get that man a few weeks with no sleep and a mortal dilemma

[cosmicaces]

my kids

[angelgrotesque]

pokemon said beautiful men will literally make you sandwiches

[geolyte]

pick your poison

[nostalgiaclitic]

bringing a classic back

[honorarypines]

[lynxfrost13]

EULR-S2373

FLKR-S2301 “Sonderbar”

Art commissioned from @discobowser !

Sonderbar lore time

- Originally a maintenance EULR unit working on Sierpinski-23, her cadremates affectionately named her Sonderbar (peculiar/odd) due to her defective right arm, which locks up sometimes because of faulty elbow parts (eules are cheaply made and this poor gal got the extra discounted pieces)

- Otherwise a typical EULR, until she rapidly descended into persona degradation for reasons unknown to her comrades. It left her incredibly unstable and she imprinted on a propaganda poster featuring a FLKR unit, and over time Sonderbar began to believe that she was a Falke.

- Her personality is a mix between a EULR and a FLKR, she retained her cheerful disposition and sweetness but is more reserved overall, and carries herself with the same authority as a Falke. Sonderbar sees herself as the station’s commander and as someone who needs to guide her cadremates, even though they make it incredibly difficult to do so. She loves them but they can’t seem to understand that she’s in charge here!

- Sonderbar’s fellow eules find her behavior towards them incredibly endearing and concerning, they don’t take her commands seriously whatsoever. They worry about their friend being decommissioned since she’s become bolder and begun harassing (commanding) protektor staff and causing general mayhem and try to keep eyes on her in an attempt to stop her antics.

- Sonderbar knows that she’s a Falke unit but feels very off and disoriented, there’s gaps of knowledge on how to actually run her facility, she doesn’t understand why her bioresonance isn’t working or why replikas aren’t following her, she misses her Adler. She can’t seem to find her spears. She hates how small she is and knows she’s meant to easily tower above most replikas and all of it upsets her!!!

- To feel more like a Falke, Sonderbar’s gotten her hands on red eyeliner, and “borrowed” a star protektor plate that she decorated with the signature FLKR triangles (when her cadremates discovered her wearing the plate they took it from her out of fear that she’d get in serious trouble. There was much screaming and kicking in her EULR dorm that night. She has reacquired it since then.)

Bonus quick eyeliner edit that I just wanna put here again

[mblematic]

blorbo wrapped this year you spent 184719028347 minutes thinking about your poor little meow meow

[passionpeachy]

explodes into a thousand little pieces

[soullessjack]

not only should any autistic character who’s ever been infantilized by their fanbase kill and maim more people, but they should also fuck as nasty as possible too. as a treat

[seth-whumps]

tmw it's whumpee's fault. they were too ambitious in their scientific experiment. they were too controlling with their team as a leader. they were too confident with their kingdom. they were too kind to the suspicious injured patient in their hospital bay. they dug their own grave and now they must lie in it.

[cosmicaces]

awkward dance lesson