#[balgair/juno]

[briarrosescurse]

Would it be alright if you could ramble talk about any ships you've had on your mind for a while? Like, how it happened, what you like/dislike about the ship, etc? - Anon

sits down, ur in for a long ride, buddy aka half a long ride bc i picked four ships for now, but i got more to talk about if u want me to 🥴

flintroza (@prometheanglory)

SO YEAH. I DONT KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED? or more like. i do know but it was rather random and also me realizing hey wait flint is my type of fav character, so i'll push him to my best gal and then. kaboom. senpai/kouhai dynamic bloomed into a deadpan boyfriend who very much loves his sunshine of a girlfriend.

i. honestly have nothing to complain about this ship, it just feeds Almost every aspect of what i ADORE in ships: sincere dedication, despite all the differences. well there is something that makes me wanna bark a little but alas, this blog is supposed to be sfw, so sh.

absolutely DO NOT think that flintroza is that classic uncaring cool boyfriend and clingy girlfriend dynamic because. it's really not. if flint didn't care, he would have yeeted out of there LOOONG ago. he cares a lot about roza - just in his. flint way. and roza cares a lot about him, but she would never ever try to change who he is, even if he isn't her ideal 'prince charming' - she fell in love with him for who he is after all.

flintroza scratches that one spot in my rotting spot in my brain, absolutely self indulgent

xiangvinh (hi again @/prometheanglory)

every time i try to talk about them, vy is ready to hit me with a chair, but i don't blame her, i'm pretty sure i cried like three or four times over them already because. grabs my heart. IT ACHES. PAIN. HURT.

it's again that, extrovert cool type x introvert quirt type dynamic, bUT LIKE. A LOT SPICIER. and a lot more bound to commitment issues and lack of self-confidence. it's interesting to see two people, who genuinely like each other, try to fight to be with one another, but their worst enemy is really themselves. (moreso strongly with xiang, but. oh well.)

at first it was this fun. oh two hot people being a thing 😳 but then the feelings got involved and now we're deep in this mess. a playboy ready to change his ways for someone who is so. close yet so far....

once again. brain happily scratched.

chanyulanhua (@piraticusdorm)

I'M JUST SO OBSESSED WITH THEIR DYNAMIC ?#&#(# as u can see, i rlly like. opposites attract dynamics.

the way lanhua's strange crush on him turns into a more serious thing Than She Expected Because Oh Looks Like Mr Weird Sadist Has Feelings Too. and then just. the little things, like chanyu adapting weird habits/humor from lanhua. or maybe her perfecting the cold glare look thanks to chanyu wearing it all the time.

IT'S JUST SO FUN BC THEYRE SO DIFFERENT. but also the irony, considering. what or who they are twisted from...

THEIR GENERAL PREMISE IS FUN. i love them a whole lot, man

balgairjuno (@syupermoon)

hi they're so cute and deserves a big happy family with their burger and sandwich children. i'm serious but i'm also kidding but i'm very much serious.

OKAY BUT. birbgair is the founder of domesticity and childhood friends to lovers, i'm telling u. they're both more dorky but i'd like to think that balgair and his inherent distrust/guarded stance against everyone being rattled apart by this one gal he hadn't seen in so long and yet... she gives him hope

or they just get burgers from different restaurants and call them their kids, who knows what they're doing 🙄🤚

[briarrosescurse]

genshin impact au bc this game has me in a chokehold since november - roza as lumine, balgair as tartaglia (and juno - lumine) and xiang as kaeya

juno my egg belongs to @cursedmoon

[briarrosescurse]

hello may i introduce to you the beauty that is birbgair aka burger aka balgair/juno bc im obsessed with it, thank u

juno is the beautiful daughter of @cursedmoon, check out her blog rn or i'll eat u 🔫

[briarrosescurse]

📖 au where everything is okay 😌🔫

BRUH I'M WRITING THEIR SWEET EPILOGUE RN, DON'T TOUCH ME

i hope this is what u expected, this is more of a. quick blurb nfmfkf help

"sweet epilogue" au

there’s something really sweet about the dedication to someone, even if they can’t recognize you anymore.

to balgair, it’s fine if juno doesn’t remember the memories that had been buried within the broken down rumbles that used to their hometown. all that mattered now was that they’re here, in the now, together. he had promised to wait forever and that he did. every hour, every minute and every second paid off, if it meant he’d get to see her again.

balgair also realized that lingering in the past like he did only seems to trip him up, if anything; with all those lil’ kids running around his legs, asking “papa, hold me up, please!” or “papa, can we play?”, how could he focus on the past any longer? the grass is greener than ever, the sun shines bright (”almost as bright as your smile, little birdie.” “oh quit it, balgair.”) and the air is warm, inviting, like a gentle embrace - it’s a good day. it’s always a good day.

“what did i do to deserve you, sweetheart?”

“we’re good people - we honestly don’t need to suffer any longer.”

as always, you’re right, my love, balgair thought. juno’s hand brushed through his fire-y orange locks, scratching behind his ears, causing them to twitch. silly, she knew he was a little ticklish there.

“watch it or yar gonna drop the baby again, lil’ birdie.” for that, juno flicked his forehead. “it was one time!”

oh, they never change, do they?

[briarrosescurse]

🐤 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔 for my soul pls

this man is desperate

[briarrosescurse]

i accidentally hit the wrong button ignore that- 💕🦊🦉 heehee

Have we discussed shipping before?: yes || no

My interest level overall: I’ve wanted this for so long || can’t wait || I think it’ll be fun || kinda feeling it || maybe with a lot of plotting || I need to think about it || not interested, sorry

How we should do this: jump right in || slow burn || pre-established || build up to it in a thread || anything goes

Dynamics I want to try out with our ship: friends to lovers || rivals to lovers || enemies to lovers || mutual pining || battle couple || childhood friends || high school sweethearts || star crossed lovers || long time lovers || old married couple || newlyweds || sickeningly sweet couple || secret lovers || fake dating/marriage || best friends hiding their feelings || arranged marriage || soulmates || other

BIRBGAIR... THE BURGER KING AND QUEEN... I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I COULD W E E P...

they have so much potential for so many dynamics and their shared past just FUELS IT AND I LOVE IT... 10/10